--Quote of the Moment--


Addresses for Contacting SVU re: Belzer's
Episodes Having Been Reduced from 22 to 13
Online Petition
We Want More Munch
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/more-john-munch.html

Belzer's Manager
Eric Gardner
Panacea Entertainment
juno@panacea-ent.com

TV Guide
TV Guide Management
Allison Bennett
Director, Media Relations
allison.bennett@tvguide.com

Mr. Dick Wolf
Law & Order: SVU
100 Universal Plaza
Universal City, CA 91608

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Munchkin25
Posted: May 2 2007, 04:37 PM


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You ribbed her Richard Belzer.

The Richard Belzer of your Life.

The Richard Belzer Breakfast.

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Good Honest Belz Since 1896.

Thank Belz It's Friday.

Your Belz, Right Away.

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The John Munch is Mightier than the Sword.

A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of John Munch.

I'm not Just the John Munch, I'm a Member.

You've Always Got Time For John Munch.

For the John Munch you don't know yet.

Designed for John Munch.

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Washing Machines Live Longer With Munch.

Something Special In The Munch Man.

Takes a Munch but it Keeps on Tickin'.

Take a Munch Out of Crime.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Munch?



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echocognito
Posted: May 2 2007, 05:05 PM


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Oh man, you guys are killing me! Here are some that I got:

Do You Eat The Belzer Last?
Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Belzer.
Think Belzer.
A Belzer Works Wonders.
The Belzer Breakfast.
Only John Munch Can Prevent Forest Fires.
Where John Munch is a Pleasure.
Silly Rabbit, John Munch is for Kids.
John Munch. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.
The World's John Munch Marketplace. *pictures a Sam's Club setting with nothing but Munch*

The movie quote generator is a riot, too.

You had me at 'John Munch'.
I find your lack of John Munch disturbing.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my John Munch.


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GlockGal
Posted: May 2 2007, 05:15 PM


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Some of those are downright R-rated! LOLOLOLOL! cool.gif


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LSMunch
Posted: May 2 2007, 05:31 PM


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This is great!

Would You Give Someone Your Last Belzer? (Hell no!)
No-One Does Chicken Like Belzer. (a man that cooks!)
No Belzer, No Comment.
Your Belzer, Right Away. (yes please!)
We Build Munch. (can you say GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY?)
If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Munch.

Movie quotes:
We'll always have Munch.
Keep your friends close, but your Munch closer.

My favorite by far:
Semper Munch.


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"Out of the box flew all of the horrors which plague the world today - pain, sickness, envy, greed. Upon hearing Pandora's screams Epimetheus rushed home and fastened the lid shut, but all of the evils had already escaped.

Later that night they heard a voice coming from the box saying,

'Let me out. I am hope.'"
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Munchkin25
Posted: May 2 2007, 06:04 PM


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But why is the Belzer gone? (so true)

Show me the Belzer!

All work and no Belzer makes Jack a dull boy. (change that to All work and no Belzer makes us dull Munchkins and you're good to go).

Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its Belzer. (for a minute, I thought that said Orgasm)

Belzer, for lack of a better word, is good. (good is an understatement. Awesome is better)

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After all, tomorrow is another Richard Belzer!

I bet you can squeal like a Richard Belzer. (probably not)

I have always depended on the kindness of Richard Belzer. (This is partly true)

I'm Richard Belzer! I'm Richard Belzer! (Of course you're not. We know our Belz)

I love the smell of Richard Belzer in the morning. (Now this I would not mind)

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Go ahead, make my Belz. (MIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!)

Hasta la vista, Belz.

You've got Belz on you. (Really? Sweeeeeeeet)

A Belz. Shaken, not stirred. (I'll keep that in mind)

May the Belz be with you. (He's always with me. In my heart and soul. I carry a lot of pics of him on my flash drive too)

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You're gonna need a bigger John Munch.

Why don't you come up sometime and see John Munch? (Trust me, I will)

Many Bothans died to bring us this John Munch. (Poor Homicide writers)

Come with John Munch if you want to live. (shippers need to follow this principal)

Elementary, my dear John Munch. (No sh**, Sherlock)

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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Munch, too! (Christ, it's the E/O shippers! JEDIS, STAND TOGETHER!!!)

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Munch didn't exist. (Devils! It's Devils! Devils = Writers!)

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a Munch. (He's too valuable to give away!)

Gort! Klaatu barada Munch! (Yup, little green men exist my friend)

Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Munch! (Everybody meaning us... wink.gif )

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And my personal fave...

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Dick Wolf.

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And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my John Munch.


Good one, Echocognito! You can use Munch, Belz, or Richard Belzer in that one alone!!! laugh.gif


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Posted: May 2 2007, 06:09 PM


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Oh man, that last one is a killer. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do.
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"Out of the box flew all of the horrors which plague the world today - pain, sickness, envy, greed. Upon hearing Pandora's screams Epimetheus rushed home and fastened the lid shut, but all of the evils had already escaped.

Later that night they heard a voice coming from the box saying,

'Let me out. I am hope.'"
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echocognito
Posted: May 2 2007, 06:22 PM


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More from the slogan generator:

You Like Belzer. Belzer Likes You.
A Day Without Belzer is Like a Day Without Sunshine. (too true)
Nobody Does It Like Richard Belzer.
You Can Be Sure of Richard Belzer.
Bring Out The Richard Belzer. (get the picture, Wolf and Baer?)
Behold the Power of Richard Belzer.

Do You Have The John Munch Inside?
You Deserve A John Munch Today.
Challenge John Munch.
Make John Munch Yours.
It's John Munch Time.
Life Should Taste As Good As John Munch.

Now the move quote one:

That'll do, John Munch. That'll do.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard John Munch yet!
Lions and tigers and John Munch, oh my!

Come with Richard Belzer if you want to live. (Gladly!)
No, it is not dangerous to confuse Richard Belzer with angels.
I feel the need - the need for Richard Belzer!

Sorry for the really raunchy sounding ones. Work left me in a very odd mood today.


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Toastuh
Posted: May 2 2007, 06:48 PM


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ohmy.gif Are you crazy? The unintentionally raunchy ones ("nobody does chicken like Munch") are the funniest. My favorite is "Only [insert male anatomy here] Can Prevent Forest Fires!" Except that's intentionally explicit, so never mind.


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Posted: May 2 2007, 08:21 PM


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Eh, something about playing "reorganize the salami" before my shift ended left me in an odd frame of mind. Feel free to interpret that as you wish. rolleyes.gif And I thought my sense of humor while working at summer camp was bad...


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Munchkin25
Posted: May 3 2007, 05:03 AM


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We have very...uh...how do you say...wicked minds when it comes to our Belz/Munch... wink.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif


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Munchkin25
Posted: May 9 2007, 03:31 PM


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Had to post this...

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy John Munch.

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Posted: Jun 19 2007, 12:31 AM


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My Belzer commercial would be

There's a little Munchy Munch in all of us-the MM's new commercials that are being aired on tv with the mm's that you can make on their website that are supposed to be you. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Posted: Jul 18 2007, 08:44 PM


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sorry for for re-awakening a month-dead topic, but I just HAD to use the slogan/quote machine and share some of my more amusing results! smile.gif


Well, a John Munch's a John Munch, but they call it 'le John Munch'. - I thought it was John DE Munch....?

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a John Munch lasts forever. - Uh...this one explains itself *snort*

Keep your friends close, but your John Munch closer. - AMEN to THAT! lol *hugs Munchie Plushie *

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the John Munch Room! - that's right, no fighting in poor Munchie's room. He's Uncle's already made a mess of it once.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a John Munch. - cuz he's just too cool to give away. smile.gif

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old John Munch
. - um....as Munch would say "who are you calling OLD?" lol. this one still made me laugh.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world John Munch didn't exist. - I have a feeling someone already said this, but I will sya it again to prove a point. Devil= writers/dick wolf/neal baer

Why are you wearing that stupid John Munch suit? - *indignant* Munch's suits are freaking awesome!!! That's insulting! lol (but it was still hilariously perfect...)

I defy you! Come and kneel before John Munch! - Yes! Bow down to the Munch-man! BOW DOWN! *grin*

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my John Munch
. - SVU writers, look out...this guy wants to kill you. (dont we all?)

Elementary, my dear John Munch. - whose Holmes? Fin? *giggle*

I feel the need - the need for John Munch! - yup! every freakin day!

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'John Munch' at will to old ladies. - this makes NO sense at all....which is why its so funny.

What do you want to marry John Munch for, anyhow? - Do I really need to answer that question? The list goes on and on! (not really...he's my grandpa's age...)

I met John Munch today. We are playing chess. - that one's...actually plausible.

I bet you can squeal like a John Munch. - There are some very weird scenarios coming into my head right now....

and finally....

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my John Munch. Prepare to die! - Hey! That sounds like something us Munchkins would say!...well, exept for the inigo montoya part.....





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