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Munchkin25	Posted: Apr 29 2007, 05:07 PM
Controller of my destiny Group: Members Posts: 2,397 Member No.: 27 Joined: 10-October 06	We all have favorite commercials. So, here's your chance to express your creativity. Just rewrite your favorite commercial and add Belz to it!!! *********************** Mastercard commercial: Getting revenge by making the world�s best prank joke against the lead male star of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit for telling you to memorize your one line on the show� shows Belz fiddling with the dressing room door knob of Christopher Meloni, then he runs off with Chris trying to open the door and shouting �Hey! What the f*k? BELZ!� Fifty dollars. Paying the executive writer and producer to appear on the next episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit and then covering Ice-T�s costs as well because he forgot his wallet� shows Wolf grinning as Baer is swiping Belz�s Mastercard through the cash register while Belz and Ice have their eyes closed, frowning One thousand dollars per a person. Watching the sunset from your home in France with your daughters, dogs, wife, and friends while Neal Baer, Dick Wolf, and writers hang in a cage from a tree over a ravine pending their death as your revenge against them� Priceless. There are some things money can�t buy. For everything else� cage falls and everyone inside is screaming bloody murder There�s Mastercard. fade to black shows a microphone turning into a pair of sunglasses, then the Mastercard logo. -------------------- "What are you talking about? You're Elastigirl! Pull! Yourself! Together!" - Edna Mode

LSMunch	Posted: Apr 29 2007, 05:13 PM
Munch's Head Wordsmith Group: Admin Posts: 4,945 Member No.: 5 Joined: 14-January 06	That was great! Maybe I'll come up with something... -------------------- Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. -William Ellery Channing "Out of the box flew all of the horrors which plague the world today - pain, sickness, envy, greed. Upon hearing Pandora's screams Epimetheus rushed home and fastened the lid shut, but all of the evils had already escaped. Later that night they heard a voice coming from the box saying, 'Let me out. I am hope.'"

GlockGal	Posted: Apr 29 2007, 05:28 PM
Munch's Rabbi & Keeper of His Deepest Secrets Group: Admin Posts: 3,879 Member No.: 23 Joined: 13-August 06	RRRRRRRRROFL! Sick but soooooo very funny!!! -------------------- Happiness is: A third-generation Glock 34 (9-mill), with 5 extra nine-shot clips and a speed loader! * * * Avatar courtesy LSMunch. Thank you, LSM! squee * * * Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.

Sterling Sky	Posted: Apr 29 2007, 08:24 PM
Black Helicopter Pilot Group: Members Posts: 218 Member No.: 26 Joined: 7-October 06	He oughta do it on Belzervision! That would be toooo funny, M25. -------------------- Avatar by shinseikakumei. "Don't compromise yourself. It's all you got." - J. Joplin "Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes." - B. Midler "There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in." - L. Cohen "Sometimes I know who I am, but mostly, it's a shadow I cannot touch." - J. Arden "You can be creative ~ anyone can be creative if they want to ~ you just have to want to." - S. Nicks "Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." - MLK, Jr.

Munchkin25

Posted: Apr 30 2007, 05:33 AM

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QUOTE (Sterling Sky @ Apr 29 2007, 11:24 PM)

He oughta do it on Belzervision! That would be toooo funny, M25.

Think I should submit this to him?

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"What are you talking about? You're Elastigirl! Pull! Yourself! Together!" - Edna Mode

LSMunch	Posted: Apr 30 2007, 05:06 PM
Munch's Head Wordsmith Group: Admin Posts: 4,945 Member No.: 5 Joined: 14-January 06	Hell yes! -------------------- Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. -William Ellery Channing "Out of the box flew all of the horrors which plague the world today - pain, sickness, envy, greed. Upon hearing Pandora's screams Epimetheus rushed home and fastened the lid shut, but all of the evils had already escaped. Later that night they heard a voice coming from the box saying, 'Let me out. I am hope.'"

Munchkin25	Posted: Apr 30 2007, 05:45 PM
Controller of my destiny Group: Members Posts: 2,397 Member No.: 27 Joined: 10-October 06	nervous high squeaky voice Dude! Okay! Which way would be better, animated commercial or live action? -------------------- "What are you talking about? You're Elastigirl! Pull! Yourself! Together!" - Edna Mode

GlockGal	Posted: Apr 30 2007, 05:51 PM
Munch's Rabbi & Keeper of His Deepest Secrets Group: Admin Posts: 3,879 Member No.: 23 Joined: 13-August 06	Dark charcoal Hugo Boss suit: $2,500.00 Tie hand-selected by Wardrobe Department: $125.00 Ralph Lauren shirt in deluxe material: $250.00 Knowing you're the coolest cat in the room: Priceless. -------------------- Happiness is: A third-generation Glock 34 (9-mill), with 5 extra nine-shot clips and a speed loader! * * * Avatar courtesy LSMunch. Thank you, LSM! squee * * * Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.

LSMunch	Posted: Apr 30 2007, 06:05 PM
Munch's Head Wordsmith Group: Admin Posts: 4,945 Member No.: 5 Joined: 14-January 06	Live action, definitely. And Glock, that's awesome. -------------------- Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. -William Ellery Channing "Out of the box flew all of the horrors which plague the world today - pain, sickness, envy, greed. Upon hearing Pandora's screams Epimetheus rushed home and fastened the lid shut, but all of the evils had already escaped. Later that night they heard a voice coming from the box saying, 'Let me out. I am hope.'"

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Posted: Apr 30 2007, 06:22 PM

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QUOTE (LSMunch @ Apr 30 2007, 09:05 PM)

Live action, definitely.

And Glock, that's awesome.

You actually want to see the cage fall into the ravine? But isn't that violent, LS?

LS, you are my bestest friend in the whole wide world. I love you.

GG, love that last line. Incorporating that he has owned several cats over the years... very suave indeed...

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"What are you talking about? You're Elastigirl! Pull! Yourself! Together!" - Edna Mode

GlockGal	Posted: Apr 30 2007, 10:33 PM
Munch's Rabbi & Keeper of His Deepest Secrets Group: Admin Posts: 3,879 Member No.: 23 Joined: 13-August 06	LOL! Glad you liked it, LSM and M25! Drop the cage into the ravine...you know you want to. ::: evil laugh ::: -------------------- Happiness is: A third-generation Glock 34 (9-mill), with 5 extra nine-shot clips and a speed loader! * * * Avatar courtesy LSMunch. Thank you, LSM! squee * * * Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.

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Posted: May 1 2007, 05:56 AM

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QUOTE (GlockGal @ May 1 2007, 01:33 AM)

LOL! Glad you liked it, LSM and M25!

Drop the cage into the ravine...you know you want to. ::: evil laugh :::

*laughs evily outloud in class*

*feels people staring at her*

Just a joke my cousin told me...*grins widely*

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"What are you talking about? You're Elastigirl! Pull! Yourself! Together!" - Edna Mode

Toastuh	Posted: May 2 2007, 02:34 PM
Munch's Encyclopedia of Curse Words Group: Members Posts: 254 Member No.: 30 Joined: 6-November 06	I think that THIS site helps. I typed in "Richard Belzer," "Munch," and, relatedly, "Sexy." EES GENIUS. Best ones by far: "This is not your father's sex." "Which twin has the Richard Belzer?" "The Munch of Confidence." "Every kiss begins with sex." (isn't it... usually the other way around?) "Every kiss beings with Belzer." (yes it does) "All Munch, All the Time." And, due to election fever: "It's Good To Talk Obama." "Make Every Obama Count." "The Good Obama Kids Go For." Plus some rather raunchy words that, when put in the sloganizer, made me laugh so hard Mom thought I was crying. We need to make these into commercials. -------------------- Art. Writing. AND THE CONSPIRACIES THAT WILL BLOW THIS PLACE WIDE OPEN. (hint: the moon is just an elaborate government hoax.)

boredsvunut	Posted: May 2 2007, 03:50 PM
Bureau chief Group: Admin Posts: 1,492 Member No.: 3 Joined: 14-January 06	ROFL - that site is hilarious. I just got "Snap! Crackle! Belzer!" Snort Edit: And "Please Don't Squeeze The Belzer." amuses self now --------------------

GlockGal	Posted: May 2 2007, 04:21 PM
Munch's Rabbi & Keeper of His Deepest Secrets Group: Admin Posts: 3,879 Member No.: 23 Joined: 13-August 06	I have to go there... You're both killing me with those! ::: trying not to drink Sprite Zero and laugh at the same time ::: EDITED: Okay, these are the ones I got... Make it a Belzer night. (Damn. I WISH!) Crunch all you want. We'll make Belzer. Schhh... You know Belzer. (WTF?) Good to the last Belzer! (Coffee God) Little. Yellow. Different. Belzer. (Huh?!) They're Yummy For Your Belzer. And my very fav: Gee, your Belzer smells terrific! -------------------- Happiness is: A third-generation Glock 34 (9-mill), with 5 extra nine-shot clips and a speed loader! * * * Avatar courtesy LSMunch. Thank you, LSM! squee * * * Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.

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