100 things Les Miz musical has taught me, Make your contribution!

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This is a thread dedicated to stuff that Les Miz has "taught" you. You can be funny or serious or even satirical. When we reach 100, don't stop! Just keep on going...

1. A summer or winter day can kill, but you're infallible in spring and autumn, according to Les Mis.

2. Everyone will converse in song with you, opera or not.

3. A fight for a right to a night at the opera is worth it, according to Enjy.

4. Prostitutes are lovely ladies

5. A little fall of rain can never hurt you. Even if it's acid rain. Guess it's safe on Venus then.

6. There is one never ending road on Earth: the one leading to calvary.

7. Here's a word from Eponine: "Every word that he says is a dagger in me!". So careful what you say, you could be stabbing "daggers" at someone.

8. You can stay alive long enough to sing an entire song (or nearly an entire song, in the cases of Eppy and Gavroche).

9. When in prison you must never look them in the eye. Got it.

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I'm terrible at these, but...

10. A medical precaution from our favorite hypochondriac: Only witty girls can go to your bed.

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12. Don't worry when your revolutuion is almost certainly going to fall. Just have a drink.
13. "Men like me can never change"
14. Never bring private letters to work.

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15. Any little kid can go through 2 bullet wounds only to be killed on the last.

16. The National Guard has terrible aim: they didn't manage to fell some of those leads very fast (Eppy? Gavroche?)

17. To see any beggars at all, you have to look down. Thank you for the tip

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18. Make a big scene when you get arrested, it might help you get out of jail.
19. Your adoptive father can't hear you singing in the garden with your lover in the middle of the night.

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20. To love another person is to see the face of God.
21. When you come across someone you don't like, just "damn their warnings, damn their lies" and your people will rise. But they just might die in the end.
22. Dogs are cannibals
23. Disquises don't always work.

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24. If you die fighting, others will rise to take your place until the Earth is free.

25. "At the end of the day, you're another day older"

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26. If you want your death to be remembered, pile on the symbolism just before you croak. (Enjolras & Valjean)
27. You can be lost until your true love is found, then lost again when you actually meet him/her.

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28. If you have sex with a prostitute against a wall, you get a bargain
29. Tigers come out at night
30. When lifting something heavy off a person, use your back.
31. Pavement shines like silver.
32. Never wave a flag at the top of a barricade...Not a smart idea.
33. If you don't like something...build a barricade.
34. When you witness a crime, tell Javert. He's the law and the law is not mocked.

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35. Sometimes stars are sentinels and sometimes they're just black and cold.
36. As you realise you've been staring into the void, change something in your life.
37. Don't look in the mirror twice unless you want to pay more.
38. The same with sleeping with the window shut.

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Travel's a curse

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You'll always find someone who want to lighten your purse.

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41. The shirt on your back doesn't keep out the chill
42. Winter kills

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43. If you are a well-dressed gentleman, then you can attack prostitutes.
44. "Your time is up" does NOT mean "You are free"
45. You know nothing of Javert!

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46. Men used to be kind
47. Life can kill the dreams you dream
48. Don't sing while stealing the enemy's ammo. They'll hear you