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So there's this bowling league. Some of you have already heard of it and heard at least one pretty interesting story involving a hot chick who is obviously confused sexually...but that's a different thread for a different time. We call ourselves the baby bruisers for two reasons. 1) We are badass and are not afraid to punch babies. 2) We go out to bars and restaurants and pretend like we're going to get some but don't even attempt; thus we are punching the potential babies we could potentially be accidentally making in their little faces.
The league is store based, that is each team comes from a different local store. We are Toys "R" Us whose mascot is a giraffe. Long story short, it'd help us with the ladies if we had sweet silk shirts with a custom logo stamped on them.
Here is what I need. I need to get an image of a giraffe punching a baby. Any style, any amount of cartoon or realism, total artistic freedom (just no "R" us logos or names). So if you can draw or no someone who can, get them to draw a giraffe punching a baby and there's a six-pack or fifth or sexual favor, or you call it as payment.
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Baby Bruisers
