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When it comes to jokes, many suggest there is always a grain of truth in the joke. This may or many not be the case, but lawyer jokes certainly highlight the shadier characters in the business. Here are a few to make you grin.

1. A law student passes the bar examination and becomes licensed to practice law. He rents out a small office and goes about making the necessary calls to get everything turned on. As he is sitting in his office on the second day, he starts thinking that he needs to look like he is busy instead of a new lawyer. At just that moment, there is a knock on his door. The new attorney grabs his phone and begins talking in it as though he has a client. The door opens and he puts his hand of the phone and asks the man he is on an important call, but what does he need.

The man says, “Uh, I am here to turn on your phone.”