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 Maybe my farewell.
treacherous
Posted: Jun 4 2009, 12:09 PM


Let Hammy have his Bison. I've got Zod.


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STD's, babies, crazy women!! It's a risky business.


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General Zod: [bored] So I was yesterday. And the day before.




QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Apr 9 2009, 03:27 AM)
WTFYES  Treacherous is full of pwnage.
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nicker
Posted: Jun 4 2009, 05:22 PM


Expert


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QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 05:03 AM)
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 4 2009, 05:16 AM)
I'm not that interested in getting laid for some reason.  I just wanted to know for when I am...

I mean, who needs the risk of STDs when your hand is always there for you?  (Unless you lose it in a war or something...)

Trust me, the hand doesn't compare. I also got laid when I was 16. I'm only 17 now. Just use protection.








And remember, my tips are for a relationship. Then you just take it away from there.

...Weird I thought you were 18.

Also Surf didn''t you say that your girlfriend sucked in bed?


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The Last Technomancer
Posted: Jun 4 2009, 06:58 PM


A mole of legendarinesss


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I like Surfer's method better than Hammy's because it's smart. If I might add one more: wait until you're moved out of your parents' house, married and cand support yourself and your family. Then no condoms are needed.


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'I'm going to die; if this wasteland doesn't kill me the Avatars will. I'm the last Technomancer; as I go so goes my culture.' The thought was serene, not fearful at all. If he was going to die, he'd die fighting; he'd make sure that the Technomancers were never forgotten. Morshan Sakru: The Last Technomancer would be a name all Avatar would shutter at the thought of for etenity. Morshan now knew what happened to a man who had nothing left to live for but vengence: he became a monster.
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SilverSurfer092
Posted: Jun 4 2009, 07:59 PM


IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!


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QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 4 2009, 06:22 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 05:03 AM)
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 4 2009, 05:16 AM)
I'm not that interested in getting laid for some reason.  I just wanted to know for when I am...

I mean, who needs the risk of STDs when your hand is always there for you?  (Unless you lose it in a war or something...)

Trust me, the hand doesn't compare. I also got laid when I was 16. I'm only 17 now. Just use protection.








And remember, my tips are for a relationship. Then you just take it away from there.

...Weird I thought you were 18.

Also Surf didn''t you say that your girlfriend sucked in bed?

She was horrible.


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Points: OVER 9000!!!!!!
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Pseudonym
Posted: Jun 4 2009, 08:07 PM


FPL Failure


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QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 4 2009, 01:22 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 05:03 AM)
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 4 2009, 05:16 AM)
I'm not that interested in getting laid for some reason.  I just wanted to know for when I am...

I mean, who needs the risk of STDs when your hand is always there for you?  (Unless you lose it in a war or something...)

Trust me, the hand doesn't compare. I also got laid when I was 16. I'm only 17 now. Just use protection.








And remember, my tips are for a relationship. Then you just take it away from there.

...Weird I thought you were 18.

Also Surf didn''t you say that your girlfriend sucked in bed?

She didn't laugh.gif cool.gif


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Give me half.
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Shadow Fenrir
Posted: Jun 4 2009, 08:08 PM


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I'm guessing it was her first time too...

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SilverSurfer092
Posted: Jun 4 2009, 10:05 PM


IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!


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QUOTE (Shadow Fenrir @ Jun 4 2009, 09:08 PM)
I'm guessing it was her first time too...

Okay. She epically failed way after our 1st time, okay. Holy crap. I've already said that.


And the best way to get pleasure? Don't use a condom. No joke.


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Shadow Fenrir
Posted: Jun 4 2009, 10:08 PM


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Didn't think about that... mellow.gif
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treacherous
Posted: Jun 4 2009, 11:40 PM


Let Hammy have his Bison. I've got Zod.


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QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 10:05 PM)


And the best way to get pleasure? Don't use a condom. No joke.

Surfer!! What tha fudge?!? That's so epically stupid. It's true, but stupid. I know a guy that just found out he's got a baby on the way because of that.


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Ursa: You are master of all you survey.
General Zod: [bored] So I was yesterday. And the day before.




QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Apr 9 2009, 03:27 AM)
WTFYES  Treacherous is full of pwnage.
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Marvel Man
Posted: Jun 5 2009, 12:46 AM


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QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 4 2009, 11:40 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 10:05 PM)


And the best way to get pleasure? Don't use a condom. No joke.

Surfer!! What tha fudge?!? That's so epically stupid. It's true, but stupid. I know a guy that just found out he's got a baby on the way because of that.

Treach, how come you don't give this type of advice?


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nicker
Posted: Jun 5 2009, 01:48 AM


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QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 07:59 PM)
QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 4 2009, 06:22 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 05:03 AM)
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 4 2009, 05:16 AM)
I'm not that interested in getting laid for some reason.  I just wanted to know for when I am...

I mean, who needs the risk of STDs when your hand is always there for you?  (Unless you lose it in a war or something...)

Trust me, the hand doesn't compare. I also got laid when I was 16. I'm only 17 now. Just use protection.








And remember, my tips are for a relationship. Then you just take it away from there.

...Weird I thought you were 18.

Also Surf didn''t you say that your girlfriend sucked in bed?

She was horrible.

Boy I wonder what it feels like with no condom.


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Solomon
Posted: Jun 5 2009, 02:01 AM


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Could we stop the how to get laid manual?


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"The first shot rang out from somewhere and I heard a bullet wiz by my face. With my pump action shotgun ready, I shoot the first fool I see."

Grano's so gangster.
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Marvel Man
Posted: Jun 5 2009, 02:09 AM


The Marvel Crusader


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QUOTE (Solomon @ Jun 5 2009, 02:01 AM)
Could we stop the how to get laid manual?

I think Surfer should get some type of trophy/title for helping everyone.


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user posted image
OFFICIAL 2x HAVEN WRITING COMPETITION CHAMPION!!
OFFICIAL 2ND PLACE WRITER IN ADMIN CONTEST!!

"Do you know what happens to toads that are struck by lightning?
The same thing that happens to everything else."

-Storm
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treacherous
Posted: Jun 5 2009, 03:01 AM


Let Hammy have his Bison. I've got Zod.


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QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 5 2009, 12:46 AM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 4 2009, 11:40 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 10:05 PM)


And the best way to get pleasure? Don't use a condom. No joke.

Surfer!! What tha fudge?!? That's so epically stupid. It's true, but stupid. I know a guy that just found out he's got a baby on the way because of that.

Treach, how come you don't give this type of advice?

You're lucky Grano isn't here. He would not approve.


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Ursa: You are master of all you survey.
General Zod: [bored] So I was yesterday. And the day before.




QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Apr 9 2009, 03:27 AM)
WTFYES  Treacherous is full of pwnage.
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SilverSurfer092
Posted: Jun 5 2009, 03:03 AM


IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!


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I never said not using a condom was smart. It's very stupid.



But he never asked how to get pleasure without a baby. He just said pleasure.


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