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 Maybe my farewell.
Darkender
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 01:57 AM


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Yea, if I don't have a condom it's a no. lol I'm too young and sexy to have a baby.


Good luck though.


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nicker
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 02:37 AM


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QUOTE (Shadow Fenrir @ Jun 3 2009, 01:21 AM)
Bandit...that really broke my heart when you posted that...Good luck, thanks for all the fun times on here. smile.gif Carpe Diem! I hope the kid becomes random like you!

ND4: Dude! Not cool! Its not any of your business...plus, its off topic a bit.

Marv: Ha!

Carpe Diem?

Also hey I was kidding with Marv.

You know that right Marv?

sad.gif sad.gif
I hope you make a great dad and everything works out dude.


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nicker
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 02:38 AM


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QUOTE (Shadow Fenrir @ Jun 3 2009, 01:54 AM)
Well, seeing that chicks don't "dig" me anymore thanks to my weight issue, I'ma gonna start losing weight...I'm up to 274... ohmy.gif

.....

Your kidding right Eth?


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GruntKilla06
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 04:41 AM


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QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 3 2009, 02:38 AM)
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Your kidding right Eth?

Don't be insensitive. dry.gif


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SilverSurfer092
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 04:51 AM


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Well, there are multiple things about getting a girl.

1. Find someone you sincerely like. You can't get your mind off her.

2. Decide to grow some balls and go after her.

3. Be yourself.

4. Reciprocity. Once the girl knows you like her, the chances of her liking you increase.

5. Be yourself.

6. Grow some balls and work for her.

7. Be yourself.

8. Make her love you for who you are.


That's really about it. It's not about getting laid. It's about getting loved.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. The only thing I regret in life is being laid, as weird as that sounds.


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Marvel Man
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 05:09 AM


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That sounds very weird.


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M Bison
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 08:14 AM


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QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 04:51 AM)
Well, there are multiple things about getting a girl.

1. Find someone you sincerely like. You can't get your mind off her.

2. Decide to grow some balls and go after her.

3. Be yourself.

4. Reciprocity. Once the girl knows you like her, the chances of her liking you increase.

5. Be yourself.

6. Grow some balls and work for her.

7. Be yourself.

8. Make her love you for who you are.


That's really about it. It's not about getting laid. It's about getting loved.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. The only thing I regret in life is being laid, as weird as that sounds.

Mine are better.

1. Go to a party. Or some place with copious amounts of alcohol.

2. Chug it.

3. Hit on someone who's had as much as you have.

4. Enjoy.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. And like hell I regret it.

Getting a partner ends in pain a lot for people of teenage age. Do your best to get a girlfriend of course, you need the experience. But casual sex is more fun.


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treacherous
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 11:55 AM


Let Hammy have his Bison. I've got Zod.


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rolleyes.gif

Where's Grano when you need him? Wait till I tell him this.


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QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Apr 9 2009, 03:27 AM)
WTFYES  Treacherous is full of pwnage.
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SilverSurfer092
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 05:15 PM


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QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 3 2009, 09:14 AM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 04:51 AM)
Well, there are multiple things about getting a girl.

1. Find someone you sincerely like. You can't get your mind off her.

2. Decide to grow some balls and go after her.

3. Be yourself.

4. Reciprocity. Once the girl knows you like her, the chances of her liking you increase.

5. Be yourself.

6. Grow some balls and work for her.

7. Be yourself.

8. Make her love you for who you are.


That's really about it. It's not about getting laid. It's about getting loved.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. The only thing I regret in life is being laid, as weird as that sounds.

Mine are better.

1. Go to a party. Or some place with copious amounts of alcohol.

2. Chug it.

3. Hit on someone who's had as much as you have.

4. Enjoy.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. And like hell I regret it.

Getting a partner ends in pain a lot for people of teenage age. Do your best to get a girlfriend of course, you need the experience. But casual sex is more fun.

My pain was the fact that she couldn't do S*** in bed so I was doing all the work. Doing ALL the work hurts after a while.



Also, the main difference between mine and Hammy's description is this.


Mine isn't rape. His is.


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M Bison
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 05:32 PM


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QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 05:15 PM)
My pain was the fact that she couldn't do S*** in bed so I was doing all the work. Doing ALL the work hurts after a while.


Also, the main difference between mine and Hammy's description is this.


Mine isn't rape. His is.

Haha, first point is true, the first time is always crap.

Second point isn't. She was fully aware of her actions. There was full consent on her part, being completely nervous as I am I made sure I kept asking her if she was sure she wanted to do it and stuff. She was perfectly happy in the morning...

You know maybe it wasn't the alcohol...


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SilverSurfer092
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 05:35 PM


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QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 3 2009, 06:32 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 05:15 PM)
My pain was the fact that she couldn't do S*** in bed so I was doing all the work. Doing ALL the work hurts after a while.


Also, the main difference between mine and Hammy's description is this.


Mine isn't rape. His is.

Haha, first point is true, the first time is always crap.

Second point isn't. She was fully aware of her actions. There was full consent on her part, being completely nervous as I am I made sure I kept asking her if she was sure she wanted to do it and stuff. She was perfectly happy in the morning...

You know maybe it wasn't the alcohol...

It wasn't our first time. It was like our 15th. She just sucked.



It's always the alcohol for you.


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M Bison
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 05:46 PM


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QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 05:35 PM)
It wasn't our first time. It was like our 15th. She just sucked.



It's always the alcohol for you.

Jesus.

Nope.


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daps&pounds
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 06:23 PM


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Bandit: I know we didn't talk much but good luck man, do right by that baby.



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SilverSurfer092
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 07:20 PM


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QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 3 2009, 06:46 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 05:35 PM)
It wasn't our first time. It was like our 15th. She just sucked.



It's always the alcohol for you.

Jesus.

Nope.

You will never get a sober woman. Ever.


At least, no self respecting, sober woman.


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M Bison
Posted: Jun 3 2009, 07:24 PM


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QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 07:20 PM)
You will never get a sober woman. Ever.


At least, no self respecting, sober woman.

Calamity


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