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 Finish the joke, It's simple...
Darkender
Posted: May 23 2009, 01:29 AM


Mr. Ego


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QUOTE (Jailer411 @ May 22 2009, 09:11 PM)
Fast and curvey.

Thats because you're a minute man.


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Points:A Gazillion almost as much as my swagga
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treacherous
Posted: May 23 2009, 02:08 AM


Let Hammy have his Bison. I've got Zod.


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QUOTE (Pseudonym @ May 23 2009, 12:48 AM)
Check ads at the bottom  laugh.gif

Yeah, I saw that..."fat mama jokes." Pretty funny.

Darkender Posted on May 23 2009, 12:45 AM
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QUOTE (Pseudonym @ May 22 2009, 08:44 PM)
Fast-paced and easy to read. Anything, fine an easier one.

I like my women like I like my factories. 

...Um...Rusty and full of workers?

Darkender is good at this without even trying.

My turn...

Optimus Prime, Goku and the Sentry walk into a bar. Goku looks at Optimus and says...


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Ursa: You are master of all you survey.
General Zod: [bored] So I was yesterday. And the day before.




QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Apr 9 2009, 03:27 AM)
WTFYES  Treacherous is full of pwnage.
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MarvelFan15
Posted: May 23 2009, 02:31 AM


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QUOTE (treacherous @ May 22 2009, 09:08 PM)
Yeah, I saw that..."fat mama jokes." Pretty funny.

Darkender Posted on May 23 2009, 12:45 AM
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QUOTE (Pseudonym @ May 22 2009, 08:44 PM)
Fast-paced and easy to read. Anything, fine an easier one.

I like my women like I like my factories. 

...Um...Rusty and full of workers?

Darkender is good at this without even trying.

My turn...

Optimus Prime, Goku and the Sentry walk into a bar. Goku looks at Optimus and says...

Goku: "You're gay!"

Optimus: *starts crying*

Sentry: "Hahahahaha!!!!"

Goku: "Relax, I was joking..."

Treach: *turns to MarvelFan* "I was expecting something...better."

MF: "hehe..."


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Points Hmm....


To All of Those who don't know me....


I am the thief in the night...watching in the shadows...waiting...
I am the Godslayer!
I am the Demon Tamer!
I am the World-Conqurer!

And for those of you who don't respect me...
You will...
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treacherous
Posted: May 23 2009, 02:36 AM


Let Hammy have his Bison. I've got Zod.


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Indeed.

Why did Rorschach cross the road?


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Ursa: You are master of all you survey.
General Zod: [bored] So I was yesterday. And the day before.




QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Apr 9 2009, 03:27 AM)
WTFYES  Treacherous is full of pwnage.
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Pseudonym
Posted: May 23 2009, 02:41 AM


FPL Failure


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QUOTE (treacherous @ May 22 2009, 10:36 PM)
Indeed.

Why did Rorschach cross the road?

That chicken might be gay.


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Points: More than Bison


Give me half.
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Marvel Man
Posted: May 23 2009, 02:50 AM


The Marvel Crusader


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QUOTE (treacherous @ May 23 2009, 02:36 AM)
Indeed.

Why did Rorschach cross the road?

To kill the director of 300.


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OFFICIAL 2x HAVEN WRITING COMPETITION CHAMPION!!
OFFICIAL 2ND PLACE WRITER IN ADMIN CONTEST!!

"Do you know what happens to toads that are struck by lightning?
The same thing that happens to everything else."

-Storm
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MarvelFan15
Posted: May 23 2009, 03:01 AM


A God Among Heroes


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Why did Hulk pee his pants?


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Points Hmm....


To All of Those who don't know me....


I am the thief in the night...watching in the shadows...waiting...
I am the Godslayer!
I am the Demon Tamer!
I am the World-Conqurer!

And for those of you who don't respect me...
You will...
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GruntKilla06
Posted: May 23 2009, 03:27 AM


Defender of DC


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QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ May 23 2009, 03:01 AM)
Why did Hulk pee his pants?

Cause he ran into Superman. tongue.gif biggrin.gif


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Points:

Grunt Quotes:
"You think me too short to be Arbiter?"
"We make fire... sing songs?."
"Take off suit, get on knees! Then see who tough!"
Grunt 1: "I will miss you!" Grunt 2:"I will too...I guess."
For more: http://www.ask.com/bar?q=Halo+Grunt+Quotes...Unggoy%2FQuotes
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The Ripper
Posted: May 23 2009, 04:22 AM


Knight of the Ivory Axe


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How many DC comics characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?


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QUOTE ("Friedrich Nietzsche")
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you...
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Bloody_Freak
Posted: May 23 2009, 05:14 AM


Fiction God


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QUOTE (The Ripper @ May 23 2009, 12:22 AM)
How many DC comics characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Half as many as marvel. sleep.gif

Darkender walks into a gay bar....


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Marvel Man
Posted: May 23 2009, 05:16 AM


The Marvel Crusader


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QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ May 23 2009, 05:14 AM)
Half as many as marvel. sleep.gif

Darkender walks into a gay bar....

And smiles! laugh.gif

Bloody Freak goes to a psychologist....


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OFFICIAL 2x HAVEN WRITING COMPETITION CHAMPION!!
OFFICIAL 2ND PLACE WRITER IN ADMIN CONTEST!!

"Do you know what happens to toads that are struck by lightning?
The same thing that happens to everything else."

-Storm
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MarvelFan15
Posted: May 23 2009, 05:21 AM


A God Among Heroes


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Joined: 19-February 09



QUOTE (Marvel Man @ May 23 2009, 12:16 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ May 23 2009, 05:14 AM)
Half as many as marvel. sleep.gif

Darkender walks into a gay bar....

And smiles! laugh.gif

Bloody Freak goes to a psychologist....

And drives him insane!

Dr. Doom sets out to kill GruntKilla... teu42.gif


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Points Hmm....


To All of Those who don't know me....


I am the thief in the night...watching in the shadows...waiting...
I am the Godslayer!
I am the Demon Tamer!
I am the World-Conqurer!

And for those of you who don't respect me...
You will...
user posted image
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Bloody_Freak
Posted: May 23 2009, 05:22 AM


Fiction God


Group: Members
Posts: 2,623
Member No.: 33
Joined: 12-March 08



QUOTE (Marvel Man @ May 23 2009, 01:16 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ May 23 2009, 05:14 AM)
Half as many as marvel. sleep.gif

Darkender walks into a gay bar....

And smiles! laugh.gif

Bloody Freak goes to a psychologist....

YESSS!!!! That was the answer I wanted man, lol, mind link! laugh.gif


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videogameman
Posted: May 23 2009, 12:33 PM


Lifelong Expert


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QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ May 23 2009, 05:21 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ May 23 2009, 12:16 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ May 23 2009, 05:14 AM)
Half as many as marvel. sleep.gif

Darkender walks into a gay bar....

And smiles! laugh.gif

Bloody Freak goes to a psychologist....

And drives him insane!

Dr. Doom sets out to kill GruntKilla... teu42.gif

but was stopped by Luke Cage.
Cage:Where's my money foo!
Doom:What?
Cage:You just made me angry, foo. You don't like that.
Doom is broken.

Yo momma is so ugly


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You're truely evil if you've destroyed books!-Bookman, a charecter I made.

Why is it that video games always take the fall? TV and movies are just as bad! So, i videogameman, became Wack Thompson, and campainged agianst movies and TV, removing attention from video games and saving the field.-videogameman, another charecter I made.
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Pseudonym
Posted: May 23 2009, 12:56 PM


FPL Failure


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Half of these jokes are weak.


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Points: More than Bison


Give me half.
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