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 USA! USA! USA!, Yep. We take on the Gauntlet.
 
Can anyone stop the US?!!
Cuba [ 1 ]  [10.00%]
Canada [ 3 ]  [30.00%]
Mexico [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
Central America [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
Brazil, Peru, Bolivia, Colombia & the rest of South America [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
Australia [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
Pacific & Atlantic Islands [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
Japan & Indonesia [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
China [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
India, Koreas, Mongolia, Thailand, and the rest of South Asia [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
Iran, Iraq, and Middle East [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
Africa [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
European Union [ 1 ]  [10.00%]
Russia [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
USA Conquers all [ 5 ]  [50.00%]
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Marvel Man
Posted on Apr 25 2009, 09:40 PM


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USA vs World

In the year 2016, President Barack Obama is ready to step down, after transforming the United States into the Super Power of all Super Powered Countries.

Sadly, President Bush's son (This is for fun, go with it), wins the Presidency.

Being the arrogant person that he is, he declares that the US is the best country in the world. Americans happily agree, while the rest of the world angrily ignores the comment.

Everyone that is, except Cuba, who has always disliked the US. Without Obama, Cuba believes it can defeat the US (Silly Cubans tongue.gif ).

They attack in 2017, targetting Florida.

US quickly responds.....
1st Wave: Cuba.
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2nd Wave: Canada
After crushing Cuba, morale in the US soars.
Above, Canadian Prime Minister says that Canadians have better bacon.

Even though it's true, Americans go up in arms, and attack Canada.
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3rd Wave: Mexico
After taking Canada, Americans declare that all North America should be theirs. They quickly launch an attack on an unsuspecting Mexico!
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4th Wave: Central America
America feels like it's on a roll, why stop?
They attack Central America.
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5th Wave: South America
South America realizes it's in danger. It calls for help, but Europe is in cahoots with the USA.
South America finally decides it better attack first, and does.
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6th Wave: Australia
The USA now has an entire continent.

Meanwhile, a plane with Americans inside is lost in Australia. The US decides to declare war!
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7th Wave: Islands
President Bush went to Hawaii to celebrate it's conquest. On it's way, he notices a lot of islands free of US Occupation.

That can only mean one thing.
War!!
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8th Wave: Japan & Indonesia
Worried for their safety, Japan joins up with Indonesia and attacks a nearby USA Fleet.

USA soon retaliate!
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9th Wave: China
China's economy has grown over the years, becoming #1, while the USA's is 2nd.

Bush can't stand it. So he declares war!!
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10th Wave: South Asia
South Asia is nervous of the US's recent expansion into Asia.

They unite in the Asian Union! Americans mock them.
And soon, war breaks out!
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11th Wave: Middle East
Bush says "REVENGE!!"
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12th Wave: Africa
Bush goes to Africa for a special event.
Sadly, he is bitten by many mosquitoes.

He blames Africa, and war begins!
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13th Wave: European Union
Bush celebrates his victories by touring Europe (which he is allied with).

Sadly, in France, the French are unable to resist their instincts. They mock him!
In Germany, the Germans laugh at Bush when he gets drunk on a single beer!
In England, the Brits laugh when Bush plays Football on the US Embassy!
Etc.

Finally, Bush explodes. War begins!
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14th Wave: Russia
Finally, only Russia remains.

Bush can't think of a real reason to attack, but attacks anyways!
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Finally, the US conquers the world!


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The same thing that happens to everything else."

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Granobulax
Posted on Apr 25 2009, 10:10 PM


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Cuba. Definately Cuba.


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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Marvel Man
Posted on Apr 25 2009, 10:12 PM


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QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 25 2009, 10:10 PM)
Cuba. Definately Cuba.

Are you saying that Cuba would stop us?

Us?!
The US of A?!!!

Maybe....
Note: Forgot to say that nukes are prohibitted.


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"Do you know what happens to toads that are struck by lightning?
The same thing that happens to everything else."

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Granobulax
Posted on Apr 25 2009, 10:14 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 10:12 PM)
Are you saying that Cuba would stop us?

Us?!
The US of A?!!!

Maybe....
Note: Forgot to say that nukes are prohibitted.

Cuba would kick our ass. Period. Nothing can stop Cuba. They should have been at the end of the list.


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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MarvelFan15
Posted on Apr 25 2009, 10:48 PM


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QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 25 2009, 10:14 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 10:12 PM)
Are you saying that Cuba would stop us?

Us?!
The US of A?!!!

Maybe....
Note: Forgot to say that nukes are prohibitted.

Cuba would kick our ass. Period. Nothing can stop Cuba. They should have been at the end of the list.

Are you high? tongue.gif

Note: Since Nukes are banned, and we are 2nd in economy, China takes us down...maybe.


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Points Hmm....


To All of Those who don't know me....


I am the thief in the night...watching in the shadows...waiting...
I am the Godslayer!
I am the Demon Tamer!
I am the World-Conqurer!

And for those of you who don't respect me...
You will...
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Darth Pool
Posted on Apr 26 2009, 12:24 AM


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Are you insane? If nukes are gone then Canada easily takes them, We aren't called the crazy canucks for nuthin' you know!


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"He stalks the night and yet his powers wont let him be. They talk to him but he doesn't want to listen, He is the insanity of the night."
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MarvelFan15
Posted on Apr 26 2009, 02:42 AM


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QUOTE (Darth Pool @ Apr 26 2009, 12:24 AM)
Are you insane? If nukes are gone then Canada easily takes them, We aren't called the crazy canucks for nuthin' you know!

But...our army outnumbers you 2,000 to 1...or something like that. tongue.gif

sterb002.gif


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Points Hmm....


To All of Those who don't know me....


I am the thief in the night...watching in the shadows...waiting...
I am the Godslayer!
I am the Demon Tamer!
I am the World-Conqurer!

And for those of you who don't respect me...
You will...
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Jailer411
Posted on Apr 26 2009, 04:07 AM


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Forget about this post, no questions asked.


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Darth Pool
Posted on Apr 26 2009, 04:56 AM


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We still have a top rated special ops unit, best in the world. And our pilots fly circles around yours.


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"He stalks the night and yet his powers wont let him be. They talk to him but he doesn't want to listen, He is the insanity of the night."
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Marvel Man
Posted on Apr 26 2009, 05:04 AM


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QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 26 2009, 04:07 AM)
Forget about this post, no questions asked.

What was wrong with:

Europe will jump us.

I thought it was a good comment.


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Marvel Man
Posted on Apr 26 2009, 05:05 AM


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QUOTE (Darth Pool @ Apr 26 2009, 04:56 AM)
We still have a top rated special ops unit, best in the world. And our pilots fly circles around yours.

Don't forget about Hockey & Bacon, your deadliest weapons...


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OFFICIAL 2x HAVEN WRITING COMPETITION CHAMPION!!
OFFICIAL 2ND PLACE WRITER IN ADMIN CONTEST!!

"Do you know what happens to toads that are struck by lightning?
The same thing that happens to everything else."

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Darth Pool
Posted on Apr 26 2009, 05:17 AM


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I do hope your just messing aroubd, cause if you are I'm ----> biggrin.gif

if not I'm angry.gif


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"He stalks the night and yet his powers wont let him be. They talk to him but he doesn't want to listen, He is the insanity of the night."
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Jailer411
Posted on Apr 26 2009, 05:24 AM


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QUOTE (Darth Pool @ Apr 25 2009, 11:17 PM)
I do hope your just messing aroubd, cause if you are I'm ----> biggrin.gif

if not I'm angry.gif

You've forgotten the Maple syrup Marvel Man.


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Marvel Man
Posted on Apr 26 2009, 05:38 AM


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QUOTE (Darth Pool @ Apr 26 2009, 05:17 AM)
I do hope your just messing aroubd, cause if you are I'm ----> biggrin.gif

if not I'm angry.gif

laugh.gif


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OFFICIAL 2x HAVEN WRITING COMPETITION CHAMPION!!
OFFICIAL 2ND PLACE WRITER IN ADMIN CONTEST!!

"Do you know what happens to toads that are struck by lightning?
The same thing that happens to everything else."

-Storm
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Omega11
Posted on Apr 26 2009, 02:56 PM


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QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 26 2009, 12:04 AM)
What was wrong with:

Europe will jump us.

I thought it was a good comment.

U.S.A. ALL THE WAY!

Well realistically speaking, we could probably take most(if not all) of the solo countries, but taking entire continents probably won't happen.

And then there's the fact that, while we might get away with taking down Canada(since there were some insults hurled, plus nobody likes Canada anyway tongue.gif haha, I'm totally kidding smile.gif ), once we decide to take down Mexico just for the fun of it, there are going to be a lot of other countries that get involved.

Then you also have to figure the time involved. If we go after the next country within weeks or months of the previous war, then eventually we're going to run out of steam...unless of course we round up "volunteers" from every conquered country. wink.gif

...of course we could always claim that Canada and Mexico have weapons of mass destruction, and therefore must be stopped. sleep.gif


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You address omnipotence. Tread carefully.
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