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 Barack Obama takes them all on!, Read title
 
Will anyone take down the President?
1. Hilary Clinton & Bill Clinton [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
2. John McCain [ 3 ]  [33.33%]
3. Sarah Palin [ 1 ]  [11.11%]
4. Ex-President Bush [ 1 ]  [11.11%]
5. Dick Cheney [ 0 ]  [0.00%]
6. He makes it! [ 4 ]  [44.44%]
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Marvel Man
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 02:48 AM


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The trials of the President...

It was a clear and sunny day, and President Obama was having breakfast. Next to him, Hilary Clinton, his secratary of state, and Joe Biden, his Vice President, were discussing a few things.

"So, Biden, how are things."

"Oh, they're good. Thanks for-...AAAAARRGGG!!!"

Biden suddenly fell to the floor, choking and wriggling violently.

Hilary: "Sh**."

Obama: "What's going on here?"

Hilary: "Bill, you were suppose to take out Obama, not Biden."

President Barack Obama narrowed his eyes. He quickly ripped his shirt off (for a dramatic effect), and pulled out some nunchucks.

"Let's do this."

Hilary smiled. Beside her, Bill emerged.
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1st Wave: Hilary has attempted to overthrow our Government. Obama though, was too awsome to fall prey to it. Now, Bill and Hilary will fight him hand to hand.

2nd Wave: John McCain, overhearing Biden's screams, has rushed inside. He too, shall battle Obama.

3rd Wave: Sarah Palin, completely confused why the room was called the Oval office, walks inside. Upon seeing the action, she joins the fray.

4th Wave: Ex-President Bush, who had locked himself in the closet, finally emerges. Seeing a fight before him, he engages in it, not caring about the financial crush or the lives that may be lost.

5th Wave: The real mastermind, Dick Cheney, emerges to fight.

6th Wave: He makes it! The US Government is saved!

Note: Obama starts with a pair of nunchucks.


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Jailer411
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 02:53 AM


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Second wave stops him. He might be able to fend off two people with chucks, but Mcain and Bill just tackle Obama, with Hilary scratching away.

Great job, you've killed the pres.


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The Ripper
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 02:53 AM


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Obama survives. With his nunchaku and skills, he survives.


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QUOTE ("Friedrich Nietzsche")
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you...
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The Ripper
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 02:55 AM


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QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 10 2009, 07:53 PM)
Second wave stops him. He might be able to fend off two people with chucks, but Mcain and Bill just tackle Obama, with Hilary scratching away.

Great job, you've killed the pres.

You think two old guys can take down someone younger, and more physically competent?


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Jailer411
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 02:57 AM


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QUOTE (The Ripper @ Apr 10 2009, 08:55 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 10 2009, 07:53 PM)
Second wave stops him. He might be able to fend off two people with chucks, but Mcain and Bill just tackle Obama, with Hilary scratching away.

Great job, you've killed the pres.

You think two old guys can take down someone younger, and more physically competent?

Yes. I bet Obama has no experience with chucks. If he's wacking away at Bill or McCain, the other tackles him down. Hilary's involved to.


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Darkender
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 03:03 AM


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John McCain can hardly raise his arms! He's not taking down anybody.


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Jailer411
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 03:04 AM


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QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 10 2009, 09:03 PM)
John McCain can hardly raise his arms! He's not taking down anybody.

Exactly. He loses balance and falls on Obama. I hear he could do a mean robot.

Clear your PM box Darkender, it's full.


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Darkender
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 03:06 AM


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QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 10 2009, 10:04 PM)
Exactly. He loses balance and falls on Obama. I hear he could do a mean robot.

Obama takes this easy with all these old people.


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Jailer411
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 03:07 AM


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QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 10 2009, 09:06 PM)
Obama takes this easy with all these old people.

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Well damn...


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Marvel Man
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 03:11 AM


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QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 03:07 AM)
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Well damn...

Respect Obama!


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Darkender
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 03:11 AM


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QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 10 2009, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 03:07 AM)
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Well damn...

Respect Obama!

Respect him!


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videogameman
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 09:20 PM


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Mccain ftw! Propaganda ftw!


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Why is it that video games always take the fall? TV and movies are just as bad! So, i videogameman, became Wack Thompson, and campainged agianst movies and TV, removing attention from video games and saving the field.-videogameman, another charecter I made.
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Jailer411
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 09:21 PM


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QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 11 2009, 03:20 PM)
Mccain ftw! Propaganda ftw!

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videogameman
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 09:22 PM


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QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:21 PM)
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Arkward pauses ftw!


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You're truely evil if you've destroyed books!-Bookman, a charecter I made.

Why is it that video games always take the fall? TV and movies are just as bad! So, i videogameman, became Wack Thompson, and campainged agianst movies and TV, removing attention from video games and saving the field.-videogameman, another charecter I made.
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Jailer411
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 09:25 PM


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QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 11 2009, 03:22 PM)
Arkward pauses ftw!

For the weak.


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