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 Deadpool vs Doc Samson
 
Deadpool or Doc Samson?
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videogameman
Posted on Apr 8 2009, 01:14 AM


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{Takes place after Deadpool vs Nick Fury}

NOT A FIGHT!

Deadpool sliced off the arm of the LMD. The Nick Fury LMD was malfunctioning at this point.

Deadpool:All your base are belong to us. You are on your way to destruction.

Fury LMD:What you say!!

Deadpool:You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...

He then blew its head open.

Deadpool:I've wanted to use that one for a long time.

Walking outside, he saw the Helicarrier above. It rapidly picked him up.

Fury:Wilsion! Good work!

Deadpool:Gee, thanks Fury! Now where's my money?

Fury:Money? What you did was a national emergency. You're lucky I don't put you in jail right now for your crimes! So don't talk about pay, you hear me soldier?!

Deadpool:Why I oughtta...

Fury:{chuckle} That was fun. Here, take this. {throws suitcase to Deadpol} It holds your money.

Deadpool:Of course, you had to make a badass joke to further how badass badass Nick Fury is. I'm still cooler! When was the last time YOU appeared in a movie? And played by heartthrob Ryan Renolds! Well, David Hasselhoff is awesome, but I'll be the new revolution baby!

Nick Fury:Don't Hassle the Hoff.{beams Deadpool back to his apartment, smirks} I still got it.

A few days later, he got a phone call from one of the many gamma beings out there {shouldn't they have cancer or something?}.Deadpool shrugged and went where the note told him to go{behold the power of the note!}. 30 minutes or so, he arrived.

Deadpool:Eh, what's up doc? That's my line? One of the most overused jokes in history? I need a new writer.

Samson:Right. Now Deadpool, this is a job of a different sort.

Deadpool:Let me see, you a psychologist, it says NOT A FIGHT on the top, you must be trying to cure me of my insanity! You hear that? I just won the Double Jeoparady question.

Samson:Well, your insanity does make you a dangerous man to hire and likely to hurt innocents....

Deadpool:Dude, it's like my gimmick! How would you feel if your hair was cut bald?

Samson:Wade, there is no one to please, no one watching, no one plotting our every move.

Deadpool:Riiiiight.

Samson:{sigh} Let's try out a Rochrasch Test. {pulls out pictures} what do you see here?

Deadpool:Chimicanga.

Samson:What?

Deadpool:I see Chimicanga.

Samson:Alright and why do you see that?

Deadpool:Because it's a funny word.

Samson:And?

Deadpool:It brings the LOLs, n00b.

Samson:This one?

Deadpool:Bea Arthur. She's hot.

Samson:I'm not giving up. I managed to understand the Hulk and even cure him.

Deadpool:All he says is Hulk Smash! Real complex charecter.

Doc Samson:Looks like I have to pull out all the stops.

Deadpool:Please. My fanboys will lead me to victory!

Can Samson cure Deadpool of his insanity? Or will Deadpool drive Doc insane?



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You're truely evil if you've destroyed books!-Bookman, a charecter I made.

Why is it that video games always take the fall? TV and movies are just as bad! So, i videogameman, became Wack Thompson, and campainged agianst movies and TV, removing attention from video games and saving the field.-videogameman, another charecter I made.
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MarvelFan15
Posted on Apr 11 2009, 01:33 AM


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DEADPOOL!!!


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Points Hmm....


To All of Those who don't know me....


I am the thief in the night...watching in the shadows...waiting...
I am the Godslayer!
I am the Demon Tamer!
I am the World-Conqurer!

And for those of you who don't respect me...
You will...
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