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 Faustian bargains, Like an evil genie on steroids!
The Ripper
Posted: Jan 30 2009, 10:20 PM


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QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 30 2009, 03:15 PM)
....anything? I wish for power that surpasses the devil and makes me a god of all universe!!! along with big bosomed sexy chicks with curvy figures and unlimited money, there, I'm set!!!! I keep my soul as I banish him!!!!

That is not possible as Teichan is stronger than the devil you think of! He is one of the Great Old ones! He also won't let you have as much power as you want because if a mortal has that much power, he/she cannot comprehend that much power.

Regarding big bosomed sexy chicks with curvy figures and unlimited money, he'll help, but your soul will be his.


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QUOTE ("Friedrich Nietzsche")
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you...
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Ethan
Posted: Jan 30 2009, 10:22 PM


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QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 10:20 PM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 30 2009, 03:15 PM)
....anything? I wish for power that surpasses the devil and makes me a god of all universe!!! along with big bosomed sexy chicks with curvy figures and unlimited money, there, I'm set!!!! I keep my soul as I banish him!!!!

That is not possible as Teichan is stronger than the devil you think of! He is one of the Great Old ones! He also won't let you have as much power as you want because if a mortal has that much power, he/she cannot comprehend that much power.

Regarding big bosomed sexy chicks with curvy figures and unlimited money, he'll help, but your soul will be his.

fine, if I can have that, I still have one more wish to make... I"ll ask Teichan to let me think about it for a long time, heh. I'll take the two wishes I made and have fun, ehhh!!!!
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The Ripper
Posted: Jan 30 2009, 10:23 PM


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QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 30 2009, 03:22 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 10:20 PM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 30 2009, 03:15 PM)
....anything? I wish for power that surpasses the devil and makes me a god of all universe!!! along with big bosomed sexy chicks with curvy figures and unlimited money, there, I'm set!!!! I keep my soul as I banish him!!!!

That is not possible as Teichan is stronger than the devil you think of! He is one of the Great Old ones! He also won't let you have as much power as you want because if a mortal has that much power, he/she cannot comprehend that much power.

Regarding big bosomed sexy chicks with curvy figures and unlimited money, he'll help, but your soul will be his.

fine, if I can have that, I still have one more wish to make... I"ll ask Teichan to let me think about it for a long time, heh. I'll take the two wishes I made and have fun, ehhh!!!!

He'll keep his word, but will be weary. He may be old, but he's not stupid.


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QUOTE ("Friedrich Nietzsche")
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you...
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jailer411
Posted: Jan 30 2009, 11:02 PM


The one and only.


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QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 04:23 PM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 30 2009, 03:22 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 10:20 PM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 30 2009, 03:15 PM)
....anything? I wish for power that surpasses the devil and makes me a god of all universe!!! along with big bosomed sexy chicks with curvy figures and unlimited money, there, I'm set!!!! I keep my soul as I banish him!!!!

That is not possible as Teichan is stronger than the devil you think of! He is one of the Great Old ones! He also won't let you have as much power as you want because if a mortal has that much power, he/she cannot comprehend that much power.

Regarding big bosomed sexy chicks with curvy figures and unlimited money, he'll help, but your soul will be his.

fine, if I can have that, I still have one more wish to make... I"ll ask Teichan to let me think about it for a long time, heh. I'll take the two wishes I made and have fun, ehhh!!!!

He'll keep his word, but will be weary. He may be old, but he's not stupid.

I wish for a new planet earth. I wish everybody was on the new planet. I don't make the third wish and the old earth blows up.


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The Ripper
Posted: Jan 30 2009, 11:11 PM


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QUOTE (jailer411 @ Jan 30 2009, 04:02 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 04:23 PM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 30 2009, 03:22 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 10:20 PM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 30 2009, 03:15 PM)
....anything? I wish for power that surpasses the devil and makes me a god of all universe!!! along with big bosomed sexy chicks with curvy figures and unlimited money, there, I'm set!!!! I keep my soul as I banish him!!!!

That is not possible as Teichan is stronger than the devil you think of! He is one of the Great Old ones! He also won't let you have as much power as you want because if a mortal has that much power, he/she cannot comprehend that much power.

Regarding big bosomed sexy chicks with curvy figures and unlimited money, he'll help, but your soul will be his.

fine, if I can have that, I still have one more wish to make... I"ll ask Teichan to let me think about it for a long time, heh. I'll take the two wishes I made and have fun, ehhh!!!!

He'll keep his word, but will be weary. He may be old, but he's not stupid.

I wish for a new planet earth. I wish everybody was on the new planet. I don't make the third wish and the old earth blows up.

Your wish would be his command!


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QUOTE ("Friedrich Nietzsche")
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you...
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Pseudonym
Posted: Jan 30 2009, 11:48 PM


FPL Failure


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QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 09:52 PM)
Pseudonym, you must have your soul taken.  It's part of the deal!

*sigh* If I must


1. I wish for an other soul, one much more useless that my real one, but still its mine.

2. I wish for Teichan's soul

3. The ultimate woman with the corollary that she be completely infantuated with me.

Now he takes my soul, I give him the crappy one (which is MY soul) and go about my business.


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Points: More than Bison


Give me half.
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The Ripper
Posted: Jan 30 2009, 11:52 PM


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QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Jan 30 2009, 04:48 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 09:52 PM)
Pseudonym, you must have your soul taken.  It's part of the deal!

*sigh* If I must


1. I wish for an other soul, one much more useless that my real one, but still its mine.

2. I wish for Teichan's soul

3. I wish for a ham sammich.

Now he takes my soul, I give him the crappy one (which is MY soul) and go about my business.

Teichan does not have a soul. He is the devil in Dragon form. But you can have a ham sandwich. To accommodate your wishes, he would make a soul with his likeliness.


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QUOTE ("Friedrich Nietzsche")
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you...
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treacherous
Posted: Jan 31 2009, 07:19 AM


Let Hammy have his Bison. I've got Zod.


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QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 11:52 PM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Jan 30 2009, 04:48 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 09:52 PM)
Pseudonym, you must have your soul taken.  It's part of the deal!

*sigh* If I must


1. I wish for an other soul, one much more useless that my real one, but still its mine.

2. I wish for Teichan's soul

3. I wish for a ham sammich.

Now he takes my soul, I give him the crappy one (which is MY soul) and go about my business.

Teichan does not have a soul. He is the devil in Dragon form. But you can have a ham sandwich. To accommodate your wishes, he would make a soul with his likeliness.

If he makes the soul in his own likeness, then that would mean the wish backfired. You said the wish wouldn't backfire.


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Ursa: You are master of all you survey.
General Zod: [bored] So I was yesterday. And the day before.




QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Apr 9 2009, 03:27 AM)
WTFYES  Treacherous is full of pwnage.
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The Ripper
Posted: Jan 31 2009, 07:19 PM


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QUOTE (treacherous @ Jan 31 2009, 12:19 AM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 11:52 PM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Jan 30 2009, 04:48 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 30 2009, 09:52 PM)
Pseudonym, you must have your soul taken.  It's part of the deal!

*sigh* If I must


1. I wish for an other soul, one much more useless that my real one, but still its mine.

2. I wish for Teichan's soul

3. I wish for a ham sammich.

Now he takes my soul, I give him the crappy one (which is MY soul) and go about my business.

Teichan does not have a soul. He is the devil in Dragon form. But you can have a ham sandwich. To accommodate your wishes, he would make a soul with his likeliness.

If he makes the soul in his own likeness, then that would mean the wish backfired. You said the wish wouldn't backfire.

He does not count as backfiring. He does not have a soul.


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QUOTE ("Friedrich Nietzsche")
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you...
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Pseudonym
Posted: Jan 31 2009, 07:32 PM


FPL Failure


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Re-done for the last time.

1. A duplicate soul that is worth almost nothing, but would still be considered mine.

2. Clothes flyer offer

3. Ultimate Slicing Attack+ Superior Fire= burning Sword


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Points: More than Bison


Give me half.
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The Ripper
Posted: Jan 31 2009, 07:57 PM


Knight of the Ivory Axe


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QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Jan 31 2009, 12:32 PM)
Re-done for the last time.

1. A duplicate soul that is worth almost nothing, but would still be considered mine.

2. Clothes flyer offer

3. Ultimate Slicing Attack+ Superior Fire= burning Sword

It's a deal!


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QUOTE ("Friedrich Nietzsche")
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you...
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Pseudonym
Posted: Jan 31 2009, 08:07 PM


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There is no down side


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Points: More than Bison


Give me half.
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wernidthe19
Posted: Jan 31 2009, 08:28 PM


Call me.....Jon


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1) I wish for immortality but I can end my life anytime I wish.

2) I wish for unlimited knowledge

3) I use this knowledge to find a way around losing my soul in one wish.


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Pseudonym
Posted: Jan 31 2009, 08:33 PM


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Wernid, you get the knowledge, but it's useless. As the words pass your lips, your soul is ripped from your mouth with them.


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Points: More than Bison


Give me half.
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wernidthe19
Posted: Jan 31 2009, 08:58 PM


Call me.....Jon


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So I only get two wishes now?


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