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 The Official Pokenationalist Party, This is for you, Nesh...
SilverSurfer092
Posted: Jan 17 2009, 08:35 PM


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I think our representing Pokemon, or whatever we're calling it, should be Arcanine.


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Phalanx
Posted: Jan 17 2009, 09:26 PM


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QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jan 17 2009, 08:35 PM)
I think our representing Pokemon, or whatever we're calling it, should be Arcanine.

Actually yes that would be a good symbol.

Now make your own Pokemon vs. x Match like everyone else.


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Phalanx
Posted: Jan 17 2009, 09:32 PM


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I'll make a third one.

Pokemon vs. every version of King Kong and their fanboys

Peter Jackon's King Kong: MARWWWHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll destroy New York City!

Mewtwo: GTFO, you oversized obese ape!

Mewtwo mindrapes Kong so hard that the giant monkey's brains, nipples, and other body parts explode into bloody pumice.

Lucario: XDDDDDDD!!!!!

More versions of King Kong charge at Groudon.

But Groudon slashes their faces with his claws and uses Fissure to open up a giant earthquake squishing all the king kongs in the fault lines, thus killing them.

Fanboys: Bullshit! King Kong would step on every pokemon!

Kyogre comes out of the sea and smashes all of them and NYC!

Then the Pokemon move on to fight Godzilla!

Winner: Pokemon.



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ND4
Posted: Jan 17 2009, 11:28 PM


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Muk vs Jason.

Jason is walking around Camp Csytral Lake when he finds Muk and tries to slice him with his macthe.

The blade gets stuck in Muk and Muk smothers all over Jason. Try recovering that
Hockey puck.

Winner:Muk.
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Ethan
Posted: Jan 17 2009, 11:40 PM


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I'll do the next one.........

Jigglypuff Vs. Kratos

Kratos: Ha! this foolish little puff ball challenges me!!!!!!

He kicks Jigglypuuf, she goes bouncing all over the place, and ends up crashing into Kratos face. she is ticked.

Jigglypuff: JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!!

she performs Pound and Double Slap on him, giving him the beating he's never had in his life.

Kratos: AUGH!!!!

She than performs her Sing move, putting him to sleep, than she uses Metronome, which uses the effect of Nightmare on Kratos sleeping, causing him to have his heart explode.

Kratos: *gurgling, bubbling at the mouth, spasming on the floor*

She then doodles on his face with her tradmark Marker/Microphone as he is dying than uses Metronome again to unleash Overheat, incenerating his body to ashes.

Jigglypuff: JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!

Winner: Jigglypuff
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Phalanx
Posted: Jan 18 2009, 12:09 AM


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QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 17 2009, 11:40 PM)
I'll do the next one.........

Jigglypuff Vs. Kratos

Kratos: Ha! this foolish little puff ball challenges me!!!!!!

He kicks Jigglypuuf, she goes bouncing all over the place, and ends up crashing into Kratos face. she is ticked.

Jigglypuff: JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!!

she performs Pound and Double Slap on him, giving him the beating he's never had in his life.

Kratos: AUGH!!!!

She than performs her Sing move, putting him to sleep, than she uses Metronome, which uses the effect of Nightmare on Kratos sleeping, causing him to have his heart explode.

Kratos: *gurgling, bubbling at the mouth, spasming on the floor*

She then doodles on his face with her tradmark Marker/Microphone as he is dying than uses Metronome again to unleash Overheat, incenerating his body to ashes.

Jigglypuff: JIGGLYPUFF!!!!!!

Winner: Jigglypuff

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Pokeverse vs. Final Fantasyverse

Cloud: I'M GONNA USE OMNISLASH Female dogs!

Sephiroth: YEAH AND I'LL USE MY ALMIGHTY UBER-HAX METEOR TO BLOW YOU UP AND SELL YOUR CORPSES TO THE OTAKON!

Meowth: You dumb FF characters can't even spell "Otacon" right.

Squall: STFU, YOU'RE JUST ANIMALS AND WE'RE SUPERHUMANS!

Ultimecia: AND GODS!

Ash's Pikachu: *thundershock*

All the FF characters got the shocking of their lives and are paralyzed.

Mewtwo: We are the supreme animal species! You all will bow down to us and make us a nice big breakfast!

Sephiroth: If you're so supreme, why do you allow humans to catch you in balls?

Lucario: Oh yeah? If you call yourself a "God", why does an emo blondie get to kick your ass to nursery school!

Sephiroth: uhhhh....

Mewtwo: PWNED!

Mewtwo explodes Sephy's head like a balloon.

Sephiroth: *dies*

Arceus: *looks at Cloud* Hey guess what, Cloudie? You're a bagel sandwich!

Cloud: *is a bagel sandwich*

Arceus: Now that I think about it. You're all bagel sandwiches!

All of FF: *are now bagel sandwiches from bacon to steak and ham to sausage toppings inside*

Arceus: Now we shall eat all of you!

Arceus and the rest of the pokemon gobbles up all the former-FF characters and defecates them out onto the FF7 planet, Gaea.

Dialga and Palkia: Now to dispose this planet of useless animal waste.

Dialga sends all the collective feces (ie corpses of ever FF char) into an infinite ripple in time with Roar of Time and Palkia compresses and disintegrates all of them forever with Spacial Rend. For each one of them, they said their last "good-byes" to them:

Dialga and Palkia: Bye Bye Cloud. Bye Bye Sephiroth. Bye Bye Ultimecia. Bye Bye Jenova. Bye Bye Squall. Bye Bye Kefka. Bye Bye Tidus. Bye Bye Sin. Bye Bye Chaos. Bye Bye X-Death. Bye bye Kuja. Bye Bye Auron. Bye Bye every other hero and boss that ever starred in any mainstream FF games! And lastly, Bye Bye overrated JRPG characters!

Arceus: This is getting boring. Let's curbstomp some other more interesting verse's.

Then Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, and the rest of the Pokemon left through a time-space portal in the middle of deep space and searched for more worthy enemies.

Winner: The Pokemon! You don't @#$% with animals of supernatural, mysterious, and esoteric origins.



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The Ripper
Posted: Jan 18 2009, 01:05 AM


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The Dahaka vs. Dialga

The Dahaka: Disrupt the timeline no further!

Dialga freezes time, and all the water Pokemon arrive thanks to Mewtwo, knowing that his weakness is water.

Mewtwo: This will sting a little!

All the water Pokemon use their powers on The Dahaka, defeating the guardian of the timeline.

Winner: Pokemon, despite killing The guardian of the timeline.


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Phalanx
Posted: Jan 18 2009, 03:04 AM


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QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jan 18 2009, 01:05 AM)
The Dahaka vs. Dialga

The Dahaka: Disrupt the timeline no further!

Dialga freezes time, and all the water Pokemon arrive thanks to Mewtwo, knowing that his weakness is water.

Mewtwo: This will sting a little!

All the water Pokemon use their powers on The Dahaka, defeating the guardian of the timeline.

Winner: Pokemon, despite killing The guardian of the timeline.

Excellent, The Ripper. Dialga's power is now elevated to insanely higher levels, thanks to you.



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Leo Sanders
Posted: Jan 18 2009, 03:17 AM


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Hitmonlee vs Batman

Batman = There is a strange creature roaming the city Alfred.

"I think it is evil maybe you should go check it out."

Batman arrvies on the scene to see a bloody Joker in pain.

"What or who are you?"

Hitmonlee shrugs "Hitmonlee!"

Well HitmonLee replies Batman I'am The Night I'am!

Batman is superkicked in the face 1000 times.

"Hitmonlee!" Walks away and Batman lays on the streets.


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ND4
Posted: Jan 18 2009, 03:46 AM


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Sonic vs Pickchu

Sonic to Pickachu: Your too zaahhahha!""

Sonic is roasted to crisp by Pikachu's thunderbolt.

Pikachu with a now pissed off experession on its face yelpes in victory.
" Pika!!!

Winnner:" Pikachu.
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Phalanx
Posted: Jan 18 2009, 04:02 AM


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Now here's one of my personal favorite for the night and beyond:

((Disclaimer: Before you read on, this match will contain A LOT of fanboyism and bias and most parts will be extremely disgusting and graphic as it reflects my fanboy rage, so those who are tales fans or of the faint of heart, please ignore this post by all means for you are about to see the darkest side of my nature and emotions))































Pokeverse vs. Talesverse (Finally, some real payback time for that nintendoverse vs. talesverse topic on another forum!)

After defeating the Final Fantasyverse, the Pokemon had gone through several dimensions to find opponents who could match their power.

Then they had stumbled upon a JRPG multiverse... nah wait, I shouldn't say multiverse, that's giving them too much praise... I mean a JRPG universe that is rumored by their fanboys to be near the power and greatness of Final Fantasy.

Unlike the Final Fantasyverse, the Talesverse was only half as powerful at their very best and not to mention it is the lamest jrpg universe any Pokemon had ever laid their eyes upon.

First they stumbled upon the Phantasia part of the universe and saw a blonde guy in a half-assed armor suit with a dull-looking sword named Cress Albane.

Cress: Who are you? We shall kill you!

Mewtwo: It is I, Mewtwo, and I will mercilessly tear you apart!

Cress: NEVER! *reaches out his crappy sword*

Mewtwo blows Cress's head off with a small-charged Shadow Ball!

Cress: *dies*

Mewtwo: Anyone else want to die?

Phantasia team: ...

Mewtwo: All Will Do Fine! *blows up all their internal organs with a strain of his mind*

Dhaos: You! Killing those brats were my job! DHAOS LAZUH!!!!!1

Mewtwo: *reflects it* Go to @#$% off, blond transvestite yaoi-fapping excuse for a final boss.

Dhaos: Impossible, I stop time when I use the dhaos lazuh!

Mewtwo: Man, you are more pathetic than Sephiroth himself. *mindrapes him*

Dhaos: *head, chest, nipples, nuts, and ass explodes into trillion pieces*

Mewtwo: See ya!

Then the Pokemon invades other parts of the talesverse and quickly gobbles them up in numbers like locusts do to acres and acres of crops in the farmland.

Lucario uses Force Palm on all the people of Sylvarant and Tethe'ella! It was super effective!

Groudon, Kyogre, and Rayquaza firebombs all the worlds that ever existed in the entire series with their respective signature moves and it was super effective.

And then the pokemon encounters the lamest rpg team the wretched Talesverse has to offer: The Symphonia team.

Lloyd: We'll get you! Demon Fang!

Kratos: You earnestly think you can defeat us?

Charizard: *uses Claw on Lloyd's throat*

Lloyd: *blood comes gushing out of his adam's apple*sterb002.gif

Kratos: YOU KILLED MY SON! NOW YOU WILL PAY!

Kratos: Judgment!

Wobbuffet: *Mirror Coat*

Kratos: *gets nuked by his own judgments*

Mewtwo: Now you die! *rips Krato's body in half and blows up the organs in half* sterb002.gif

Kratos: *is dead*

Zelos: It's time to avenge my friends! Spear!

Deoxys blows Zelo's nuts up with Psychic! sterb002.gif

Zelos: *dies*

Sheena: I summon all my summon spirits!

Regigigas kills all of Sheena's summons in paste by just poking them and uses Crush Grip on Sheena, thus killing her too. sterb002.gif

Sycther and Scizor themselves cut the rest of the symphonia cast to ribbons.

Lugia spams Mithos with Aeroblast and leaves the above two pokemon to cut the angel-wannabe into ribbons.

Then comes Widdershin, the "planet eater" of Tales...

Mewtwo: Oh great. Just the thing we need: A cheesy Galactus knock-off.

Widdershin: You dare insult me? The planet eater? Now I shall eat your world and add it to my immortal being!

Kronos: And me I shall possess all your souls!

Thanatos: And me, I shall copy all your abilities and add them to ours!

Magikarp: Dream on, you douchebags!

Magikarp uses a rare never-before-seen variation on the "Splash" attack and boom the three Tales villians all die horrible explosive deaths in a heartbeat. sterb002.gif

Magikarp: And they all call me the weakest Pokemon.

The Pokemon kills every tales citizen with every bloodlusted attack in their movepool.

Arceus, Dialga, and Palkia appear and prepares for their final assault.

Dialga distorts time to create endless ripples in it and reduce all the surviving tales characters into dust and traps them in different dialations of time followed by Palkia warping space to create infinite mass anomalies thus creating numerous supermassive blackholes engulfing the tales characters in and nuking them with ultra cosmic rays, thus ultimately collapsing and disintegrating them inside.

Arceus then ROFLnukes the whole Tales universe with a huge scream exploding into sheer nothingness and Arceus recreates it as a new extension to the pokemon universe.

The rest of the Pokemon feeds on the remains of their opponents and awaits instructions from their supreme god, Arceus.

Mewtwo: Damn, Arceus, you could have just turned them into toilets and have all of us shat in them. That would have been hilarious! XD

Arceus: Enough's enough, mewtwo, we have already appeased most of Phalanx's rage in this entire fight. We have done to the talesverse twice as worse as we have to the FFverse.

Mewtwo: Eh. Dhaos was a filthy homosexual (and not the good one) who loved giving Zelos and Kratos blowjobs anyways. IN fact, the talesverse was full of incest cravers and bestiality lovers covered in colorful jrpg atmosphere. And we made it better.

the Pokemon finally takes their beauty rest waiting for another day to kick ass.

Winner: The Pokeverse! teu42.gif Boy did I feel evil!








































Now time to calm down and get a nice long rest after taking out all my rage. I hope to God I never get into that state again.


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Phalanx
Posted: Jan 18 2009, 04:10 AM


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Now any other matches Pokenationalist members would like to make?


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ND4
Posted: Jan 18 2009, 04:39 AM


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QUOTE (Phalanx @ Jan 18 2009, 04:10 AM)
Now any other matches Pokenationalist members would like to make?

I got one more.Oh and Phal would you care to look at my matches in this topic?

Note this fowards on how Jason beat Pikachu in a game of CHEST.

Fighting pokemon and Pikachu vs Horrorverse.

Machoke had by now ripped Leatherface in half and shoved the chainsaw where the sun dont shine. Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan had also broken the two Ghostface's faces in. All that was left was a Ghostface,Roy Burns,The Creeper,and Jason and Freddy . Pikachu walked right up to Freddy and glared at him.

Freddy:Hah!!You furry assed freaks are gonna zzzzaahhh!!" Freddy yelped as four other Pikachu's came and shocked Freddy to ashes. Ghostface saw this and gutted himself.

Roy just got pissed off and lopped off one of the Pikachu's heads with his ax.
He was about to kill another when a Hiryarma grabbed him by the arm and smashed his face in with one quick arm thrust. Jason was alll alone but he stalked towards Pikachu who just circled him along with all the other fighting types.

All that was left of Jason after the carnage was a broken Hockey mask .

Winner:"Pikachu and the other fighting types .
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Ethan
Posted: Jan 18 2009, 04:53 AM


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...Phalanx, I've gotta say.......HOLY CRAP.........

Charizard Vs. Drake (Dragonheart Two)

Charizard: GRAW!!!!!

Drake: What are you doing!!!! that's my dad's grave!!!!!

Charizard: Heh

He is defecating on Draco's grave, laughing

Drake: Why you!!!!

Launches him self at Char

Charizard: Grr

Performs Mega Punch on Drake, sending him flying back

Drake: offf

Charizard than performs Seismc Toos on Drake

Drake: AHHHH!!!!

He gets his tail ripped off and shove up the other end.

Drake: NNOOOOO-OOOOOOOO

Charizard than uses Ember to burn him

Drake: HOT!!!!

Charizard: HEHEHEHEHEW!!!!!!

He is torturing Drake. He than performs Oveheat, setting Drak on fire and killing him, his Human friend Geoff dies to.

Charizard: *Snort*

He pees on Drake, putting out the fire and flys away.

Winner: CHARIZARD!!!!!!
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Phalanx
Posted: Jan 18 2009, 07:15 PM


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QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 18 2009, 04:53 AM)
...Phalanx, I've gotta say.......HOLY CRAP.........

Charizard Vs. Drake (Dragonheart Two)

Charizard: GRAW!!!!!

Drake: What are you doing!!!! that's my dad's grave!!!!!

Charizard: Heh

He is defecating on Draco's grave, laughing

Drake: Why you!!!!

Launches him self at Char

Charizard: Grr

Performs Mega Punch on Drake, sending him flying back

Drake: offf

Charizard than performs Seismc Toos on Drake

Drake: AHHHH!!!!

He gets his tail ripped off and shove up the other end.

Drake: NNOOOOO-OOOOOOOO

Charizard than uses Ember to burn him

Drake: HOT!!!!

Charizard: HEHEHEHEHEW!!!!!!

He is torturing Drake. He than performs Oveheat, setting Drak on fire and killing him, his Human friend Geoff dies to.

Charizard: *Snort*

He pees on Drake, putting out the fire and flys away.

Winner: CHARIZARD!!!!!!

Yeah that was my most graphically violent and anti-fanboy match in this topic, eh?

Nice match too.

Here's another one from me:

Pokeverse vs. Lilo & Stitchverse

Stitch: I'll blast you all with my lasers!

Stitch calls his cousins to blast the pokemon down, but...

Wobuffet reflects all their lasers back at them with Counter!

The Stitch cousins get holes blown in their chests and blood comes splattering out.

Ash's Pikachu: Now to teach you all a lesson you'll never forget when you burn in hell!

*HAX THUNDERSHOCK*

All the Stitch cousins die!

Dialga and Palkia sends all the corpses to another dimension in the space-time continuum and nukes said dimension with ease.

The Pokemon celebrate and go out for pizza, sandwich, fries, onion rings, coke, fried chicken, chinese food, and cheeseburger, pigging themselves out.

Winner: Pokemon!


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