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 The Undefeated Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga, how many does he destroy?
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Posted: Jan 11 2008, 03:30 AM


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Yes, the undefeated Samoan Bulldozer, UUUUUUMAAAAGA!

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He fights one opponent in a match, then moves on to the next till he beats them all or they beat him.

He is 6 foot 3 and weighs about 350 pounds Umaga posses the powers of super human strength and durability. In addition it is extremely difficult to knock Umaga off his feet. He's been hit by steel chairs, ladders, fire extinguishers, tables and a sledge hammer and refused to go down. For his bulk he is very fast able to sprint 200 meters in 24 seconds from a standing position.

His unlucky opponents
Urkle
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everyone's favorite dinosaur
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this singer
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Rex Grossman
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Uncle Ben
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The Riddler from batman
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Xena's sidekick
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and Broly the Legendary Super Saiyan
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Posted: Jan 11 2008, 03:31 AM


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Personally I think he can beat them all


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SilverSurfer092
Posted: Jan 11 2008, 03:38 AM


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From what I got out of it, he's a real human. How does he have super strength and durability? And Urkel beats him. Everyone else loses.
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Posted: Jan 11 2008, 03:42 AM


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by WWE terms he has super human strength and durability as I sated was still standing after being hit with a sledge hammer(though rocked by it, would hurt anyone) and he broke the fan barricades with his butt. He once threw someone into the ropes so hard one came undone.


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hamboy
Posted: Jan 11 2008, 07:36 AM


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If we treat wrestling as real, wrestlers are superhuman. (espestially The Undertaler). Stops at Broli.
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Josh M
Posted: Jan 11 2008, 11:28 AM


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I just want to see grosmen get smashed.


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The Sharpshooter
Posted: Jan 11 2008, 01:40 PM


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Eurkel murders them all. He'll just end up causing a string of events that, although look accidental, will lead to Steve's victory and one more step to ruling the world.....Whoa, overthought that a bit.
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Posted: Jan 11 2008, 06:16 PM


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QUOTE (The Sharpshooter @ Jan 11 2008, 01:40 PM)
Eurkel murders them all. He'll just end up causing a string of events that, although look accidental, will lead to Steve's victory and one more step to ruling the world.....Whoa, overthought that a bit.

I say that Urkel pawns them all, but only after turning into Bruce Lee. ninja.gif THEN he'll beat their sorry behinds. Ohhhh, I'd love to see him give Hillary Duff a spanking. biggrin.gif laugh.gif


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Great proof that despite their quantity, the Soviet tanks that NATO planners feared above all else could be shredded by the M1 Abrams, Challenger 2, Leopard 2, LeClerc, Ariete, and Merkava with ease. Patton would be proud.

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The Sharpshooter
Posted: Jan 11 2008, 06:55 PM


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QUOTE (Wingman @ Jan 11 2008, 06:16 PM)
QUOTE (The Sharpshooter @ Jan 11 2008, 01:40 PM)
Eurkel murders them all. He'll just end up causing a string of events that, although look accidental, will lead to Steve's victory and one more step to ruling the world.....Whoa, overthought that a bit.

I say that Urkel pawns them all, but only after turning into Bruce Lee. ninja.gif THEN he'll beat their sorry behinds. Ohhhh, I'd love to see him give Hillary Duff a spanking. biggrin.gif laugh.gif

GASP! Wingman's one of the Spambots! Run!
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super_wolverine_Man
Posted: Jan 11 2008, 07:57 PM


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urkel takes him imagine bruce lee with the intelligence of einstein blink.gif


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Samus X
Posted: Jan 12 2008, 12:58 AM


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Wrestling isnt real (How the hell does a normal human survive being repeatedly beaten by metal chairs in the face and being jumped on by 200+ lb people), so I'd have to say he beats everyone up till broly.
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DataSnake
Posted: Jan 17 2008, 11:04 PM


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Grossman. Do you have any IDEA the kind of shape you have to be in to play in the NFL?


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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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Wingman
Posted: Jan 17 2008, 11:23 PM


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QUOTE (The Sharpshooter @ Jan 11 2008, 01:55 PM)
QUOTE (Wingman @ Jan 11 2008, 06:16 PM)
QUOTE (The Sharpshooter @ Jan 11 2008, 01:40 PM)
Eurkel murders them all. He'll just end up causing a string of events that, although look accidental, will lead to Steve's victory and one more step to ruling the world.....Whoa, overthought that a bit.

I say that Urkel pawns them all, but only after turning into Bruce Lee. ninja.gif THEN he'll beat their sorry behinds. Ohhhh, I'd love to see him give Hillary Duff a spanking. biggrin.gif laugh.gif

GASP! Wingman's one of the Spambots! Run!

No, I'm a guy. It's a natural reaction. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


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"Never in the course of human history has so much been owed by so many to so few."- Winston Churchill, commenting on the heroic struggles of the RAF against the German Luftwaffe.

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I don't smoke, I don't chew... and I don't date girls who do.

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War produces classic remarks by military commanders; on February 26, 1991, the US 1st Armored Division, the famous Big Red One, encountered the allegedly elite Iraqi Republican Guard. The divisional commander, Major General Ronald Griffiths, radioed his deputy, who was riding with the armored spearhead. "I understand we are engaging the Medina Division?" he said, referring to one of the crack Iraqi Guard divisions. "Negative, sir," came the reply. "We are destroying the Medina Division."
Great proof that despite their quantity, the Soviet tanks that NATO planners feared above all else could be shredded by the M1 Abrams, Challenger 2, Leopard 2, LeClerc, Ariete, and Merkava with ease. Patton would be proud.

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