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 Zohan vs. Chuck Norris
 
who wins?
Zohan [ 3 ]  [75.00%]
Chuck Norris [ 1 ]  [25.00%]
Total Votes: 4
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Phalanx
Posted on Nov 6 2008, 11:20 PM


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Zohan

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Chuck Norris

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granobulax
Posted on Nov 6 2008, 11:22 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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Zohan wins. He put a piranha in his speedo for god sakes!


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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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Phalanx
Posted on Nov 6 2008, 11:32 PM


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If we're going by regular chuck in his movies (though I never saw him in action), then I say Zohan wins this by far. He can grab bullets with his thumb and pointy at close range and he seems to be immune to pain. Plus he can defy gravity and even reality in some sense. Plus he punched like 4-5 thugs with superspeed. Zohan also has his electronic goggle to let him know everything of Chuck Norris and it would go something like:

Name: Chuck Norris
Age: About 67
Likes: Roundhouse kicks, Texas Walker
Dislikes: Anyone who is weaker than him
Powers: seemingly omnipotent powers claimed by internet fans
Misc: He's gay and overrated.

Zohan puts Chuck Norris in a pretzel before he could even use his roundhouse kick.


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granobulax
Posted on Nov 6 2008, 11:36 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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What are the "Internet" Chuck Norris' powers anyway?


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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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Phalanx
Posted on Nov 6 2008, 11:43 PM


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Nov 6 2008, 11:36 PM)
What are the "Internet" Chuck Norris' powers anyway?

He's omnipotent. Like pretty much anything you would give the Living Tribunal, only he doesn't guard the multiverse whatsoever.

Most notably his internet powers are:
-He beat the Sun in a staring contest twice
-When he does push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
-Under Chuck Norris's beard there is no chin, but another fist.
-His tears can cure cancer.
-Chuck Norris's huge cut off testicle is now known as the planet Jupiter.

and more...

there is a website for all the chuck norris facts. Check them out.


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granobulax
Posted on Nov 7 2008, 12:18 AM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (Phalanx @ Nov 6 2008, 11:43 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Nov 6 2008, 11:36 PM)
What are the "Internet" Chuck Norris' powers anyway?

He's omnipotent. Like pretty much anything you would give the Living Tribunal, only he doesn't guard the multiverse whatsoever.

Most notably his internet powers are:
-He beat the Sun in a staring contest twice
-When he does push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
-Under Chuck Norris's beard there is no chin, but another fist.
-His tears can cure cancer.
-Chuck Norris's huge cut off testicle is now known as the planet Jupiter.

and more...

there is a website for all the chuck norris facts. Check them out.

Well that's just retarded. Why would they choose Chuck Norris for that? He's old...

Zohan wins with style cool.gif


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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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Leo Sanders
Posted on Nov 7 2008, 12:19 AM


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You can't stop Chuck Norris!


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granobulax
Posted on Nov 7 2008, 12:20 AM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Nov 7 2008, 12:19 AM)
You can't stop Chuck Norris!

Don't mess with the Zohan


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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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Leo Sanders
Posted on Nov 7 2008, 12:31 AM


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Nov 7 2008, 12:20 AM)
QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Nov 7 2008, 12:19 AM)
You can't stop Chuck Norris!

Don't mess with the Zohan


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Bloody_Freak
Posted on Nov 7 2008, 12:38 AM


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Nov 6 2008, 08:18 PM)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Nov 6 2008, 11:43 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Nov 6 2008, 11:36 PM)
What are the "Internet" Chuck Norris' powers anyway?

He's omnipotent. Like pretty much anything you would give the Living Tribunal, only he doesn't guard the multiverse whatsoever.

Most notably his internet powers are:
-He beat the Sun in a staring contest twice
-When he does push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
-Under Chuck Norris's beard there is no chin, but another fist.
-His tears can cure cancer.
-Chuck Norris's huge cut off testicle is now known as the planet Jupiter.

and more...

there is a website for all the chuck norris facts. Check them out.

Well that's just retarded. Why would they choose Chuck Norris for that? He's old...

Zohan wins with style cool.gif

My thoughts exactly.


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Phalanx
Posted on Nov 7 2008, 02:54 AM


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IF you had seen ultimateshowdown, Chuck Norris was extremely the most overrated character there.


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