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 Hilarious Joke, Really funny
Leo Sanders
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 09:56 PM


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QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 09:26 PM)
Lots of pirate jokes...

Thats what I thought...

So, I had to change it.


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darkender
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 10:01 PM


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QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Oct 19 2008, 09:56 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 09:26 PM)
Lots of pirate jokes...

Thats what I thought...

So, I had to change it.

People and Pirates these days... dry.gif


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Leo Sanders
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 10:10 PM


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What ever happen to

Space rangers?


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darkender
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 10:11 PM


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QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Oct 19 2008, 10:10 PM)
What ever happen to

Space rangers?

I killed them...every single one of them!! teu42.gif


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granobulax
Posted: Oct 20 2008, 12:26 AM


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QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Oct 19 2008, 10:10 PM)
What ever happen to

Space rangers?

I killed them...every single one of them!! teu42.gif

Death to the space rangers!!!


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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darkender
Posted: Oct 20 2008, 01:45 AM


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 20 2008, 12:26 AM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Oct 19 2008, 10:10 PM)
What ever happen to

Space rangers?

I killed them...every single one of them!! teu42.gif

Death to the space rangers!!!

dry.gif Dont act like you helped


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granobulax
Posted: Oct 20 2008, 01:50 AM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 20 2008, 01:45 AM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 20 2008, 12:26 AM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Oct 19 2008, 10:10 PM)
What ever happen to

Space rangers?

I killed them...every single one of them!! teu42.gif

Death to the space rangers!!!

dry.gif Dont act like you helped

Don't act like you're cool... dry.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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darkender
Posted: Oct 20 2008, 01:51 AM


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 20 2008, 01:50 AM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 20 2008, 01:45 AM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 20 2008, 12:26 AM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Oct 19 2008, 10:10 PM)
What ever happen to

Space rangers?

I killed them...every single one of them!! teu42.gif

Death to the space rangers!!!

dry.gif Dont act like you helped

Don't act like you're cool... dry.gif

Sorry, it comes natural I'll dork it up for you... tongue.gif


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ethan
Posted: Oct 20 2008, 02:31 AM


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Space Rangers? like the gay Power ones?
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IonKidMax
  Posted: Oct 21 2008, 01:16 PM


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QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 04:17 AM)
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away,' said the old lady. 'I haven't
got any money, I'm broke!' As she proceeded to close the door, the young
man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too
hasty,' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her
hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

What part of broke do you not understand?

This one made my day.

You thik thats funny!? mellow.gif


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super_wolverine_Man
Posted: Oct 21 2008, 09:01 PM


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QUOTE (IonKidMax @ Oct 21 2008, 01:16 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 04:17 AM)
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away,' said the old lady. 'I haven't
got any money, I'm broke!' As she proceeded to close the door, the young
man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too
hasty,' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her
hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

What part of broke do you not understand?

This one made my day.

You thik thats funny!? mellow.gif

What's a matter, this happen to you?


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"The first shot rang out from somewhere and I heard a bullet wiz by my face. With my pump action shotgun ready, I shoot the first fool I see."

Grano's so gangster.
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darkender
Posted: Oct 21 2008, 09:20 PM


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QUOTE (super_wolverine_Man @ Oct 21 2008, 09:01 PM)
QUOTE (IonKidMax @ Oct 21 2008, 01:16 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 04:17 AM)
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away,' said the old lady. 'I haven't
got any money, I'm broke!' As she proceeded to close the door, the young
man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too
hasty,' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her
hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

What part of broke do you not understand?

This one made my day.

You thik thats funny!? mellow.gif

What's a matter, this happen to you?

Ha, you need to learn how to laugh at yourself....


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granobulax
Posted: Oct 22 2008, 02:08 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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Posts: 7,880
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Joined: 31-May 08



QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 21 2008, 09:20 PM)
QUOTE (super_wolverine_Man @ Oct 21 2008, 09:01 PM)
QUOTE (IonKidMax @ Oct 21 2008, 01:16 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 04:17 AM)
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away,' said the old lady. 'I haven't
got any money, I'm broke!' As she proceeded to close the door, the young
man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too
hasty,' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her
hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

What part of broke do you not understand?

This one made my day.

You thik thats funny!? mellow.gif

What's a matter, this happen to you?

Ha, you need to learn how to laugh at yourself....

Is that why you're laughing? tongue.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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darkender
Posted: Oct 22 2008, 07:42 PM


Mr. Ego


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 22 2008, 02:08 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 21 2008, 09:20 PM)
QUOTE (super_wolverine_Man @ Oct 21 2008, 09:01 PM)
QUOTE (IonKidMax @ Oct 21 2008, 01:16 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 04:17 AM)
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away,' said the old lady. 'I haven't
got any money, I'm broke!' As she proceeded to close the door, the young
man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too
hasty,' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her
hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

What part of broke do you not understand?

This one made my day.

You thik thats funny!? mellow.gif

What's a matter, this happen to you?

Ha, you need to learn how to laugh at yourself....

Is that why you're laughing? tongue.gif

No that never happened to me...but it would be very awkward if it did...


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Mimi soulja
  Posted: Oct 23 2008, 01:39 AM


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QUOTE (treacherous @ Oct 19 2008, 04:33 AM)
oh. Funny joke time!!!

A man walks into a bar dressed like a pirate with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. He goes to the bar and orders some rum. The bartender looks him over and says, "Pardon me sir, but do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?" The pirate looks at him in pain and says, "ARGH, AY AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!"

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAA!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif psmiley22.gif wacko.gif

Booooooooooooooooooooooooo! Cut that out?
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