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 Hilarious Joke, Really funny
darkender
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 04:17 AM


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WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away,' said the old lady. 'I haven't
got any money, I'm broke!' As she proceeded to close the door, the young
man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too
hasty,' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her
hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

What part of broke do you not understand?

This one made my day.


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treacherous
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 04:33 AM


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oh. Funny joke time!!!

A man walks into a bar dressed like a pirate with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. He goes to the bar and orders some rum. The bartender looks him over and says, "Pardon me sir, but do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?" The pirate looks at him in pain and says, "ARGH, AY AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!"

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAA!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif psmiley22.gif wacko.gif


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QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Apr 9 2009, 03:27 AM)
WTFYES  Treacherous is full of pwnage.
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The Ripper
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 05:17 AM


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QUOTE (treacherous @ Oct 18 2008, 09:33 PM)
oh. Funny joke time!!!

A man walks into a bar dressed like a pirate with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. He goes to the bar and orders some rum. The bartender looks him over and says, "Pardon me sir, but do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?" The pirate looks at him in pain and says, "ARGH, AY AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!!"

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAA!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif psmiley22.gif wacko.gif

A pirate was chatting with another pirate and one of the pirates noticed a bloody hook, and an eyepatch on him. "Arrr! What happened to ye?" he said. "I tried to clean me dark eye, but I used the hand with the hook!" laugh.gif laugh.gif psmiley22.gif psmiley22.gif


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QUOTE ("Friedrich Nietzsche")
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you...
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Leo Sanders
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 12:52 PM


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........................


Thanksgiving

A little kid named Billy is listening to his parents fighting. The dad calls the mom a B****. "Daddy,Daddy, what is a B****?" Its a female lady the dad replied. The mom called the dad a bastered. "Mommy,Mommy, what is a bastard?" The mom replied it is a man sweety. Then Billy walked in on his mom who said S*** as she saved her leg and cut herself. "Mommy,Mommy, whats S*** mean? The mom replied its when your shving your legs. Then the dad burned himself while making the turkey and yells F***! "Daddy,Daddy, whats F*** mean?

The dad replied its when your making turkey. So, the next hours the guest come and Billy greets them. "Hello you bitchs and bastards my moms taking a S*** and my dad F***ing the turkey."


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granobulax
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 02:43 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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Those were all funny jokes *except Ripper. Sorry buddy, you butchered that joke...* tongue.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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The Ripper
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 02:52 PM


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 19 2008, 07:43 AM)
Those were all funny jokes *except Ripper. Sorry buddy, you butchered that joke...* tongue.gif

My best jokes are sick though. Wanna hear a crude one?


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QUOTE ("Friedrich Nietzsche")
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you...
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granobulax
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 02:53 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (The Ripper @ Oct 19 2008, 02:52 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 19 2008, 07:43 AM)
Those were all funny jokes *except Ripper. Sorry buddy, you butchered that joke...* tongue.gif

My best jokes are sick though. Wanna hear a crude one?

Sure, but if it's too crude that you wouldn't tell it to an 11 year old, you'd best PM it to me. wink.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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Bassetman
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 03:37 PM


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 19 2008, 02:53 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Oct 19 2008, 02:52 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 19 2008, 07:43 AM)
Those were all funny jokes *except Ripper. Sorry buddy, you butchered that joke...* tongue.gif

My best jokes are sick though. Wanna hear a crude one?

Sure, but if it's too crude that you wouldn't tell it to an 11 year old, you'd best PM it to me. wink.gif

I'd probably tell said joke to an 11-year old anyway. biggrin.gif


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granobulax
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 04:14 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (Bassetman @ Oct 19 2008, 03:37 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 19 2008, 02:53 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Oct 19 2008, 02:52 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 19 2008, 07:43 AM)
Those were all funny jokes *except Ripper. Sorry buddy, you butchered that joke...* tongue.gif

My best jokes are sick though. Wanna hear a crude one?

Sure, but if it's too crude that you wouldn't tell it to an 11 year old, you'd best PM it to me. wink.gif

I'd probably tell said joke to an 11-year old anyway. biggrin.gif

You would... dry.gif tongue.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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super_wolverine_Man
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 04:22 PM


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QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 19 2008, 04:17 AM)
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away,' said the old lady. 'I haven't
got any money, I'm broke!' As she proceeded to close the door, the young
man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too
hasty,' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her
hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

What part of broke do you not understand?

This one made my day.

laugh.gif laugh.gif


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"The first shot rang out from somewhere and I heard a bullet wiz by my face. With my pump action shotgun ready, I shoot the first fool I see."

Grano's so gangster.
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super_wolverine_Man
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 04:22 PM


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QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Oct 19 2008, 12:52 PM)
........................


Thanksgiving

A little kid named Billy is listening to his parents fighting. The dad calls the mom a B****. "Daddy,Daddy, what is a B****?" Its a female lady the dad replied. The mom called the dad a bastered. "Mommy,Mommy, what is a bastard?" The mom replied it is a man sweety. Then Billy walked in on his mom who said S*** as she saved her leg and cut herself. "Mommy,Mommy, whats S*** mean? The mom replied its when your shving your legs. Then the dad burned himself while making the turkey and yells F***! "Daddy,Daddy, whats F*** mean?

The dad replied its when your making turkey. So, the next hours the guest come and Billy greets them. "Hello you bitchs and bastards my moms taking a S*** and my dad F***ing the turkey."

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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"The first shot rang out from somewhere and I heard a bullet wiz by my face. With my pump action shotgun ready, I shoot the first fool I see."

Grano's so gangster.
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ethan
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 07:13 PM


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THAT was funny, master randomness.....
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granobulax
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 07:16 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (ethan @ Oct 19 2008, 07:13 PM)
THAT was funny, master randomness.....

I'm guessing you're talking about Leo Sanders... laugh.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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Leo Sanders
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 08:20 PM


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biggrin.gif THANKS!


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darkender
Posted: Oct 19 2008, 09:26 PM


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Lots of pirate jokes...


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