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 Nursing Questions, Can you answer correctly?
granobulax
Posted: Oct 2 2008, 05:43 AM


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The first question:

A patient requeres 40 units of NPH insulin and 10 units of regular insulin daily subcutaneously. The correct sequence when mixing insulins is:

A. Inject air into the regular insulin vial and withdraw 10 units; then, using the same syringe, inject air into the NPH vial and withdraw 40 units of NPH.

B. Inject air into the NPH insulin vial, being careful not to allow the solution to touch the needle; next, inject air into the regular insulin vial and withdraw 10 units; then, withdraw 40 units of NPH insulin.

C. Inject air into the regular insulin vial, being careful not to allow the solution to touch the needle; next, inject air into the NPH insulin vial and withdraw 40 units; then, withdraw 10 units of regular insulin.

D. Inject air into the NPH insulin vial and withdraw 40 units; then, using the same syringe, inject air into the regular insulin vial and withdraw 10 units of regular insulin.


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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pinhead 2
Posted: Oct 2 2008, 05:30 PM


i will not die


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ok i dont get laugh.gif biggrin.gif


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DataSnake
Posted: Oct 2 2008, 05:52 PM


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E. Ask the person's doctor.


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super_wolverine_Man
Posted: Oct 2 2008, 07:08 PM


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I'm going with A.....B....C...and...D, Please hold on.


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"The first shot rang out from somewhere and I heard a bullet wiz by my face. With my pump action shotgun ready, I shoot the first fool I see."

Grano's so gangster.
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granobulax
Posted: Oct 2 2008, 08:45 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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Yeah, this stuff isn't easy lol

I love the answers so far though! laugh.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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Bassetman
Posted: Oct 2 2008, 08:46 PM


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*Watches Scrubs*


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granobulax
Posted: Oct 2 2008, 08:56 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (Bassetman @ Oct 2 2008, 08:46 PM)
*Watches Scrubs*

If you're basing your medical knowledge on that show, please just let me die if I'm wounded around you! laugh.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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The Ripper
Posted: Oct 2 2008, 08:57 PM


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How's it like being a nurse? I just wanted to ask.


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QUOTE ("Friedrich Nietzsche")
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you...
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darkender
Posted: Oct 2 2008, 09:05 PM


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 2 2008, 08:56 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Oct 2 2008, 08:46 PM)
*Watches Scrubs*

If you're basing your medical knowledge on that show, please just let me die if I'm wounded around you! laugh.gif

dry.gif Are you a man nurse.....


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Points:A Gazillion almost as much as my swagga
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granobulax
Posted: Oct 2 2008, 09:13 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (The Ripper @ Oct 2 2008, 08:57 PM)
How's it like being a nurse? I just wanted to ask.

I'm not a nurse yet, I'm actually a nursing student. I like it so far biggrin.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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granobulax
Posted: Oct 2 2008, 09:16 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (darkender @ Oct 2 2008, 09:05 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Oct 2 2008, 08:56 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Oct 2 2008, 08:46 PM)
*Watches Scrubs*

If you're basing your medical knowledge on that show, please just let me die if I'm wounded around you! laugh.gif

dry.gif Are you a man nurse.....

Yes, I'm going to be a male nurse. *Please hold the Gaylord Focker jokes* tongue.gif


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I scare little kids.
user posted image

QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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