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 So a family of five walks into a talent agents...
DataSnake
Posted: Sep 25 2008, 11:04 PM


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Reminds me of "the aristocrats" for some reason. (after hearing a variant on that joke, I did a major double take when I saw a copy of disney's "the aristocats" in a video store under "children's moives").


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M Bison
Posted: Sep 25 2008, 11:07 PM


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QUOTE (DataSnake @ Sep 25 2008, 11:04 PM)
Reminds me of "the aristocrats" for some reason. (after hearing a variant on that joke, I did a major double take when I saw a copy of disney's "the aristocats" in a video store under "children's moives").

It IS the aristocrats. I changed the punchline because the classic one just isn't funny anymore.


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Bassetman
Posted: Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM


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Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.


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darkender
Posted: Sep 27 2008, 02:16 AM


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QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM)
Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.

dry.gif thats a suprise the critic doesn't think it was thatbad


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granobulax
Posted: Sep 27 2008, 03:29 PM


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QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 27 2008, 02:16 AM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM)
Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.

dry.gif thats a suprise the critic doesn't think it was thatbad

Critics can like things too ya know... tongue.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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Bloody_Freak
Posted: Sep 27 2008, 03:31 PM


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QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 26 2008, 10:16 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM)
Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.

dry.gif thats a suprise the critic doesn't think it was thatbad

I'm the critic. dry.gif


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granobulax
Posted: Sep 27 2008, 03:33 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:31 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 26 2008, 10:16 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM)
Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.

dry.gif thats a suprise the critic doesn't think it was thatbad

I'm the critic. dry.gif

We're all critics laugh.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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Bloody_Freak
Posted: Sep 27 2008, 03:42 PM


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Sep 27 2008, 11:33 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:31 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 26 2008, 10:16 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM)
Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.

dry.gif thats a suprise the critic doesn't think it was thatbad

I'm the critic. dry.gif

We're all critics laugh.gif

But I'm THE CRITIC! dry.gif


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granobulax
Posted: Sep 27 2008, 03:46 PM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:42 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Sep 27 2008, 11:33 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:31 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 26 2008, 10:16 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM)
Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.

dry.gif thats a suprise the critic doesn't think it was thatbad

I'm the critic. dry.gif

We're all critics laugh.gif

But I'm THE CRITIC! dry.gif

Looks like you're the darkender copier... dry.gif


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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Bassetman
Posted: Sep 27 2008, 03:47 PM


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QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:42 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Sep 27 2008, 11:33 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:31 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 26 2008, 10:16 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM)
Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.

dry.gif thats a suprise the critic doesn't think it was thatbad

I'm the critic. dry.gif

We're all critics laugh.gif

But I'm THE CRITIC! dry.gif

Yeah, you probably take it more serious then I do.

It was the laziest job I could think of.. laugh.gif


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Bloody_Freak
Posted: Sep 27 2008, 03:53 PM


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QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 11:47 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:42 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Sep 27 2008, 11:33 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:31 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 26 2008, 10:16 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM)
Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.

dry.gif thats a suprise the critic doesn't think it was thatbad

I'm the critic. dry.gif

We're all critics laugh.gif

But I'm THE CRITIC! dry.gif

Yeah, you probably take it more serious then I do.

It was the laziest job I could think of.. laugh.gif

Good pay. happy.gif


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darkender
Posted: Sep 27 2008, 09:07 PM


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Sep 27 2008, 03:46 PM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:42 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Sep 27 2008, 11:33 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:31 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 26 2008, 10:16 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM)
Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.

dry.gif thats a suprise the critic doesn't think it was thatbad

I'm the critic. dry.gif

We're all critics laugh.gif

But I'm THE CRITIC! dry.gif

Looks like you're the darkender copier... dry.gif

dry.gif Excatly


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granobulax
Posted: Sep 28 2008, 12:51 AM


He's even got his hand over where I live...


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QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 27 2008, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Sep 27 2008, 03:46 PM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:42 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Sep 27 2008, 11:33 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:31 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 26 2008, 10:16 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM)
Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.

dry.gif thats a suprise the critic doesn't think it was thatbad

I'm the critic. dry.gif

We're all critics laugh.gif

But I'm THE CRITIC! dry.gif

Looks like you're the darkender copier... dry.gif

dry.gif Excatly

Thanks for getting my back, darkender


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I scare little kids.
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QUOTE (treacherous @ Aug 16 2008, 12:12 PM)
RRRAOAAOAOAORRARRAA!!...  Blue lights and sirens rang through the night!! Yeah, they all wanna kill each other... HERE ME CITY!! THE STREETS BELONG TO THE GANGS NOW!! THIS IS THE NEW ORDER!! PREPARE FOR CHAOS!!

Solomon and I may be gangsta, but treach is the gangsta of the year!
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IonKidMax
  Posted: Sep 28 2008, 01:01 AM


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QUOTE (M Bison @ Sep 24 2008, 09:16 PM)
Yea... probobally best that you PM me if you want the rest.

What the hell? huh.gif


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darkender
Posted: Sep 28 2008, 11:14 PM


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QUOTE (granobulax @ Sep 28 2008, 12:51 AM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 27 2008, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Sep 27 2008, 03:46 PM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:42 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Sep 27 2008, 11:33 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Sep 27 2008, 03:31 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Sep 26 2008, 10:16 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Sep 27 2008, 01:38 AM)
Just read it now. laugh.gif

But it wasn't that bad.

dry.gif thats a suprise the critic doesn't think it was thatbad

I'm the critic. dry.gif

We're all critics laugh.gif

But I'm THE CRITIC! dry.gif

Looks like you're the darkender copier... dry.gif

dry.gif Excatly

Thanks for getting my back, darkender

dry.gif No prob....


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