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Posted by: videogameman Apr 23 2009, 10:37 PM
What the title says. do it in the most creative way possible.

Posted by: Judge Death Apr 23 2009, 10:40 PM
I grab a knife, reach into the computer, and slash your throat

Posted by: videogameman Apr 23 2009, 10:58 PM
QUOTE (Judge Death @ Apr 23 2009, 10:40 PM)
I grab a knife, reach into the computer, and slash your throat

Suddenly, rabbid weasels attack Judge death, killing him.

Posted by: Ethan Apr 23 2009, 11:02 PM
I fire the Experimental MIRV at Video, where a swarm of EIGHT MINI NUKES fly out at him a mile away from me, into his computer room. A MINI -Mushroom cloud times eight is formed.

Posted by: videogameman Apr 23 2009, 11:38 PM
I turn up the sun's rays, giving Ethan a major tan. the ladies love him so much, they chrush his bones hugging him. The guys, jealous, then step on his nuts repeatedly.

Posted by: treacherous Apr 23 2009, 11:40 PM
I unplug the video game.

Posted by: videogameman Apr 23 2009, 11:45 PM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Apr 23 2009, 11:40 PM)
I unplug the video game.

It releases a electrical shocks that kill you.

Posted by: Pseudonym Apr 23 2009, 11:49 PM
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 23 2009, 07:45 PM)
It releases a electrical shocks that kill you.

videogameman goes outside, he's not use to "sunlight". His eyes burn out, ferrets crawl in and nest in his brain. An eagle is hungry for ferrets and so flies through his ears. He dies of a heart attack.

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 24 2009, 12:13 AM
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Apr 23 2009, 11:49 PM)
videogameman goes outside, he's not use to "sunlight". His eyes burn out, ferrets crawl in and nest in his brain. An eagle is hungry for ferrets and so flies through his ears. He dies of a heart attack.

Pseudo????-... DAYOUTHGONEWILD is forced to write his new name.
He soon realizes how hard it is, as his computer suddenly explodes, killing him.


Posted by: Pseudonym Apr 24 2009, 12:41 AM
Soodoneem shoots Marvel Man for F&%king up his name.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 24 2009, 12:56 AM
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Apr 23 2009, 06:41 PM)
Soodoneem shoots Marvel Man for F&%king up his name.

*Throws explosive twinkie at Nom de plume*

Posted by: treacherous Apr 24 2009, 12:57 AM
Pushes penguin down in front of Jailer, Jailer trips and falls to his icy doom.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 24 2009, 12:59 AM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Apr 23 2009, 06:57 PM)
Pushes penguin down in front of Jailer, Jailer falls to his icy doom.

*Plays a Miley Cyrus CD*

Good one. I would die quickly.

Posted by: Pseudonym Apr 24 2009, 01:01 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 23 2009, 08:56 PM)
*Throws explosive twinkie at Nom de plume*

Name of a feather?

Posted by: Pseudonym Apr 24 2009, 01:02 AM
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Apr 23 2009, 09:01 PM)
Name of a feather?

OH!, clever. You get three points for making me open wikipedia.

Posted by: treacherous Apr 24 2009, 01:10 AM
Barrages Psudanoodle with a plethora of words that he would have to look up in wiki. He stays in wiki for days, determined to find the meaning of all the words. He forgets to eat and drink and dies of starvation and thirst.

Posted by: Ethan Apr 24 2009, 02:51 AM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Apr 24 2009, 01:10 AM)
Barrages Psudanoodle with a plethora of words that he would have to look up in wiki. He stays in wiki for days, determined to find the meaning of all the words. He forgets to eat and drink and dies of starvation and thirst.

I create a small army of ants that lay egs and put them in Treach's oatmeal, they lay eggs and he eats them, soon in a few months, the eggs hatch and begin to eat him from inside out while the parents ahave grown to man size and maul him, I laugh in the far off distance.

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 24 2009, 03:04 AM
QUOTE (Ethan @ Apr 24 2009, 02:51 AM)
I create a small army of ants that lay egs and put them in Treach's oatmeal, they lay eggs and he eats them, soon in a few months, the eggs hatch and begin to eat him from inside out while the parents ahave grown to man size and maul him, I laugh in the far off distance.

Marvel Man hands Ethan a DC comic (Any of the Crisis).

Ethan's head explodes from the bad plot.

tongue.gif

Posted by: Ethan Apr 24 2009, 07:29 PM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 03:04 AM)
Marvel Man hands Ethan a DC comic (Any of the Crisis).

Ethan's head explodes from the bad plot.

tongue.gif

I go "Hey, this is pretty good plot, I think I'll become a DC Defender!!!!!" Marv's head implodes just from hearing that. happy.gif

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 24 2009, 07:35 PM
QUOTE (Ethan @ Apr 24 2009, 07:29 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 03:04 AM)
Marvel Man hands Ethan a DC comic (Any of the Crisis).

Ethan's head explodes from the bad plot.

tongue.gif

I go "Hey, this is pretty good plot, I think I'll become a DC Defender!!!!!" Marv's head implodes just from hearing that. happy.gif

ohmy.gif

Marvel Crusader > DC Defender
-------------------------------------
Marvel Man soon proves why Marvel is superior. He then drops a piano on Ethan.

Posted by: Ethan Apr 24 2009, 07:39 PM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 07:35 PM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Apr 24 2009, 07:29 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 03:04 AM)
Marvel Man hands Ethan a DC comic (Any of the Crisis).

Ethan's head explodes from the bad plot.

tongue.gif

I go "Hey, this is pretty good plot, I think I'll become a DC Defender!!!!!" Marv's head implodes just from hearing that. happy.gif

ohmy.gif

Marvel Crusader > DC Defender
-------------------------------------
Marvel Man soon proves why Marvel is superior. He then drops a piano on Ethan.

Quicksilver saves me while Scarlet Witch directs the Piano to over Marv's head, I say "Life's a beyotch!" laughing as the piano crushes him, "BTW MARVEL RULES!"

Posted by: treacherous Apr 24 2009, 07:51 PM
Ethan and Marvel Man die of stupidity. happy.gif

Just kidding. You can live with stupidity for long periods of time. laugh.gif

Posted by: VG_Addict Apr 24 2009, 11:31 PM
I force treach to read yaoi fanfiction.




Posted by: videogameman Apr 24 2009, 11:36 PM
I force VGA to read Furrie fanfiction.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 24 2009, 11:40 PM
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 24 2009, 05:36 PM)
I force VGA to read Furrie fanfiction.

I force videogameman to read his own fanfiction.

Posted by: videogameman Apr 24 2009, 11:43 PM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 24 2009, 11:40 PM)
I force videogameman to read his own fanfiction.

I send Jailer to Mars, where he is captured by Marvin the Martian and killed by his plant minions.

Posted by: VG_Addict Apr 24 2009, 11:45 PM
I dress VGM up as Satan, then I put him in a Catholic church. teu42.gif

Posted by: videogameman Apr 24 2009, 11:49 PM
I put VGA between a rock and a hard place, then drop an anvil on him.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 25 2009, 12:02 AM
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 24 2009, 05:49 PM)
I put VGA between a rock and a hard place, then drop an anvil on him.

I shoot you.

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 25 2009, 12:03 AM
I make Jailer play Dance Dance Revolution until his feet explode. He continues to play with his hands though, which also explode.

Finally, his head explodes.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 25 2009, 12:04 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:03 PM)
I make Jailer play Dance Dance Revolution until his feet explode. He continues to play with his hands though, which also explode.

Finally, his head explodes.

I give Marvel Man a job offer at a clothes department, and him wanting to save up for his awesome, nuclear powered, fantastic, world saving, paper eating potato peeler, he accepts.

On the first day of work, he is ask to get the precise measurements of none othe than.....ROSIE O'DONNELL!!

While he was busy trying to wrap a tape measure around her forearm, a basketball game was going on next door.

Shaq was up for his free throws, for which he were doomed to miss, when he spotted Michael Jackson in the crowd.

The horrid scare that Shaq recievied, plus his already horrible free throw shooting skill, made the basket ball sail through an open window.

The basketball hit Rosie O'donnell, causing her to fall on top of Marvel Man, ending his life.

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 25 2009, 12:07 AM
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 25 2009, 12:11 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:07 PM)
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

I leave.

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 25 2009, 12:13 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 25 2009, 12:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:07 PM)
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

I leave.

As you open the door, you unleash an army of angry soccer moms.

They then rip you apart.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 25 2009, 12:16 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 25 2009, 12:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:07 PM)
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

I leave.

As you open the door, you unleash an army of angry soccer moms.

They then rip you apart.

I apply for a job at Burger-king.

Posted by: Pseudonym Apr 25 2009, 12:25 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 24 2009, 08:16 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 25 2009, 12:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:07 PM)
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

I leave.

As you open the door, you unleash an army of angry soccer moms.

They then rip you apart.

I apply for a job at Burger-king.

You eat. You die.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 25 2009, 12:30 AM
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Apr 24 2009, 06:25 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 24 2009, 08:16 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 25 2009, 12:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:07 PM)
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

I leave.

As you open the door, you unleash an army of angry soccer moms.

They then rip you apart.

I apply for a job at Burger-king.

You eat. You die.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/disgusting-dominos-people-6y
I hit you in the back of the head with a tuba while you're watching the video.

Posted by: Granobulax Apr 25 2009, 02:49 PM
Jailer tries to figure out what the hell his avatar is and dies of a brain aneurysm.

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