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Posted by: videogameman Mar 10 2009, 02:13 AM
We settle this. But I need to go to bed, so i'll allow you the first hit.

Posted by: Ethan Mar 10 2009, 02:22 AM
QUOTE (videogameman @ Mar 10 2009, 02:13 AM)
We settle this. But I need to go to bed, so i'll allow you the first hit.

*Pulls out spicy popcorn with a side of cinnamon for the regular part* KILL HIM VGA!!!!!! GET 'IM!!!!!!!!! BEAT HIM UP!!!!!!! *I sit down, with a #1 VGA foam hand raised*

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 10 2009, 02:23 AM
*VGA starts things off by whacking VGM around with a large cucumber*

Posted by: videogameman Mar 10 2009, 02:25 AM
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Mar 10 2009, 02:23 AM)
*VGA starts things off by whacking VGM around with a large cucumber*

Reeling from the hit, anger surges through me, and I pick up random's huge post count and smash onto VGA. Gotta get to sleep. Will contuine tomarrow.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 10 2009, 02:55 AM
I spit out some blood, and glare at VGM. I then take out a large tank of lobsters, and shove the lobsters down VGM's pants.

Posted by: The Ripper Mar 10 2009, 03:02 AM
I sit down front row, and relax with my turkey sandwich and diet coke.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 10 2009, 03:20 AM
*VGA continues his assault by giving VGM a habanero sauce enema* teu42.gif

Posted by: videogameman Mar 10 2009, 12:46 PM
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Mar 10 2009, 03:20 AM)
*VGA continues his assault by giving VGM a habanero sauce enema* teu42.gif

NOOOO! IT BURNS! I call in Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars to attack VGA.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 10 2009, 03:59 PM
I summon a magic monkey that kills all the hamsters, and pisses acid on VGM's head.

Posted by: Ethan Mar 10 2009, 07:07 PM
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Mar 10 2009, 03:02 AM)
I sit down front row, and relax with my turkey sandwich and diet coke.

I see Ripper and move down to sit next to him "Hey, Ripper! Great view huh, good thing everybody didn't turn out, I got some XXXGKL Sized popcorn with cinnamon and hot sauce if you want some, biggrin.gif " I get comfortable and say, "Bet ya VGA's gonna win this one, eh?"

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 10 2009, 07:40 PM
I then close my eyes and begin to pray. Suddenly, Kjowarx, the Egyptian god of horseshoes and C- science projects appears and curses VGM with a horseshoe famine.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 10 2009, 09:36 PM
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Mar 10 2009, 07:40 PM)
I then close my eyes and begin to pray. Suddenly, Kjowarx, the Egyptian god of horseshoes and C- science projects appears and curses VGM with a horseshoe famine.

To defeat Kjowarxfsdgf, I summon Smilical, God of smiles. mellow.gif huh.gif happy.gif ohmy.gif wink.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif cool.gif rolleyes.gif sleep.gif smile.gif wub.gif angry.gif sad.gif unsure.gif wacko.gif blink.gif ninja.gif sterb002.gif pokesmily.gif teu42.gif psmiley22.gif dry.gif Such an attack of smiles causes an explosion that destroies both gods.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 10 2009, 11:00 PM
I take out a cannon, and use it to shoot kamikazi pigs at VGM.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 12:26 AM
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Mar 10 2009, 11:00 PM)
I take out a cannon, and use it to shoot kamikazi pigs at VGM.

I summon GIR to intercept the pigges. After that, I throw nausea induncing exploding potato bagels at VGA

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 01:19 AM
I dodge the bagels, and throw an Ebola-laced Pop Tart at VGM.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 01:23 AM
I LOVE POP TARTS! I eat it and transform into Kool-Aid Man! I flood VGA with Kool-Aid, Dog poop flavored! OH YEAH!

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 01:24 AM
I dodge the Kool-Aid, and throw typewriters at VGM.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 01:28 AM
I grab the typewriters, and type the following words

VideoGameAddict
7:30
Dies by Choclate Rain Flood.

That's right! It's a RANDOMDEATHTYPEWRITER!{insert evil Light Yagami laigh here}

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 01:30 AM
Ha! I drink all the Chocolate Rain, and fart on VGM, poisoning him.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 01:53 AM
The Poision turns me into Powdered Toast Man!

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Farting on toast, I forcefeed it to VGA. He finds it so delicous, he can't stop eating! What does he do!?!?

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 01:59 AM
I throw bran muffins filled with broken glass at VGM.

Posted by: Jailer411 Mar 11 2009, 01:59 AM
OOC: videogameman is killing right now.....

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 02:04 AM
I catch it like a frisbee. Yum! Tough, just like I like it! BUT YOU FORGOT THE GRAVEL! I tie him up and force him to watch M. Bision saying DELICOUS! and YES YES! for 10 years and a week. OOC:I'm done for the night.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 02:07 AM
I regain my sanity.

"Sorry, we're fresh out of gravel, but how about some CEMENT?!?!?"


I take out a cement mixer and force wet cement down VGM's throat. I then force him to watch the 4kids dub of One Piece for 20 years and 4 months! teu42.gif

Posted by: The Ripper Mar 11 2009, 02:26 AM
QUOTE (Ethan @ Mar 10 2009, 12:07 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Mar 10 2009, 03:02 AM)
I sit down front row, and relax with my turkey sandwich and diet coke.

I see Ripper and move down to sit next to him "Hey, Ripper! Great view huh, good thing everybody didn't turn out, I got some XXXGKL Sized popcorn with cinnamon and hot sauce if you want some, biggrin.gif " I get comfortable and say, "Bet ya VGA's gonna win this one, eh?"

"My money's on him!" I said to Ethan, before sipping on my diet coke.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 01:18 PM
The horrors ! The horrors! 20 years and 4 months later, i come out of the experince stronger and Batshit CRAZY! I whip out XBOX{the original} and repeatedly hit VGA with it.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 04:38 PM
Oh yeah? Well I take out an NES and smack VGM around with it. I then force him to eat pancakes.......WITHOUT ANY SYRUP!!!! teu42.gif

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 09:35 PM
K'nukcles intercecpt, cause "Ya can't have flapjacks without syrup!".Suddenly, I whip out a Stero and play this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7fAalnM9lU teu42.gif VGA's eardrum's EXPLODEEE from the pressure

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 09:39 PM
Ha! I put on headphones just before it plays!


I then summon Chowder, who eats VGM!

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 10:07 PM
I mess up Chowder's appetite tuning him into that monster thingy{can't find image}. He spits me out and goes on a rampage. After that, i force VGA to watch OVER 9000 DELICOUS YOUTUBE POOPS!

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DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 10:13 PM
After I watch all the Youtube Poops, I take out a scroll.


"It is written, only Ganon and his minions can feed VGM LOTSA SPAGHETTI and TOAST for DINNER."


I then summon Ganon and his minions, who forcefeed VGM so much SPAGHETTI and TOAST, that he becomes morbidly obese, as well as getting major heartburn!

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 10:15 PM
Being obese, I gain the ability to do the NUMA NUMA DANCE! I do it so accurately, VGa joins in. I trip and fall on him, letting out a nucular fart on scale of Wario's in the SSBB trailer.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 10:16 PM
Your massive belly cushions the impact.



I then perform liposuction on VGM, until he's so thin that he resembles a stick figure.



My face then turns coal-black, my eyes become googly, and my lips turn bright red. I then shout, "AHMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZERS!!!!!", and a massive blue beam shoots out of my mouth and hits VGM.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 10:23 PM
Angry at my condition, I summon Sam the Samurai. I get him to cut me in half so I can resurrect as Gohares, king of the memes! Complying, I am killed. Seconds later, a giant voice rumbles through the land. Choclatee RAinnnnnn, Never gonna Guve you upppp, What is loveeee, DO A BARELL ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the combined awsomeness of these memes, a portal opens and sends us to the planet of Rathgor, home of the sentient fire rats. I feed them their fravorie treats, water cats, but VGa has nothing, and is promptly attacked.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 10:26 PM
I feed the fire rats gasoline Twinkies, and it becomes their new favorite snack! They then let me go.



I then pull out........WEEGEE!!!!! VGM is powerless against his soulless stare, and is sent to the ground.

Posted by: Ethan Mar 11 2009, 10:27 PM
Pissed off at a certain thing, I lob molotov grenades from the stand at the two, "I'M PISSED!!!!!!!" angry.gif

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 10:35 PM
I summon the only thing powerful enough to stop Wegee.... Mercutio! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbqeynYC_44

the powr of its epicness turns me into Supermastercaptainfalconnorrismr.T! the gernades Ethan made have no effect and I falcon roundhousekickpunchswingchainsteabaginfintemassPUNCH! them, causing a massive explosion that opens a portal to the 9th dimension!

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 10:39 PM
In the 9th dimension, you get surrounded by hookers that want your babies!


Unfortuneately, I tell them you intend to pay them with a credit card, and they become demons and beat you up!

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 11:03 PM
Die foul demons! Suddenly, I morph into Ghost Rider! This was all just a scheme to lure the demons ouT! I strike them with my chains and then grab VGA and I say "Look into my eyes!"

Posted by: Pseudonym Mar 11 2009, 11:05 PM
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Mar 11 2009, 10:39 PM)
In the 9th dimension, you get surrounded by hookers that want your babies!


Unfortuneately, I tell them you intend to pay them with a credit card, and they become demons and beat you up!

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Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 11:29 PM
^ Hey, this IS a RANDOM battle after all. tongue.gif



I quickly take out a small mirror, and put it in front of my face, reflecting the Penance Stare back at VGM! Seeing how much pain and humiliation he's inflicted on people, he falls to the ground once again.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 11:31 PM
Suddenly, i am bitten by a flea! Sucking on my blood, I become a vampire..... flea! I go into VGA's pants and bite his Lower Manhatten, if ya know what i mean. I then revert to my normal form.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 11:33 PM
I become infected with bubonic plague, which I pass onto you. I then pull out the antidote, and chug it down, while VGM's immune system turns to mush.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 11 2009, 11:43 PM
Solanum enters my body, turning me into a ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!! I head towards VGa and bite his nose, making him sound like Squidward! For no reason, I revert to normal and hit VGA with giant Cheese-Its.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 11 2009, 11:46 PM
I kick VGM in the groin, and hit him over the head with Simpsons DVDs!

Posted by: videogameman Mar 12 2009, 12:56 AM
D'OH! I squeeze VGa in between a rock and a hard place.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 12 2009, 01:48 AM
I come out and grab VGM's arms.


"Wanna know what my favorite book is? A Farewell to ARMS!!!!" I quip as I rip VGM's arms right out of their sockets.

Posted by: Leo Sanders Mar 12 2009, 01:57 AM
Starts disco dancing.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 12 2009, 12:51 PM
Suddenly, I regrow my arms, because I'm Godzilla Junior! {Godzilla scream} I fire a radioactive blast at VGA, step on him, and use him as a toothpick.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 13 2009, 06:03 PM
I jab you right in the gums, and you drop me. I then turn into King Ghidorah and hit you with a gravity beam, which lifts you up in the air, and drops you down to the ground.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 13 2009, 09:41 PM
Suddenly, I start insulting you with Yo' Mama jokes.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her!

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand!

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio!

These break your heart, and drop to the ground and cry.


Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 13 2009, 09:55 PM
I take the shards of my heart, and stab VGM with them.


"Oh, and by the way, yo mama's like Burger King: Have it your way!" I quip as I stab VGM.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 13 2009, 10:01 PM
No! You fool! You said his name! Suddenly, the Burger King appears behind VGa and does horrible, unspeakable things to him.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 13 2009, 10:11 PM
I summon Pennywise, and he and BK go off to......yeah.


I then give VGM a really nasty hangnail! teu42.gif

Posted by: videogameman Mar 13 2009, 10:12 PM
To counter, I give VGA brand new skateboard! He immetidly rides it off a cliff and bails hard.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 13 2009, 10:15 PM
Luckily, I had a spare parachute.


I then take VGM into a filthy port-a-potty and shove his head in the toilet, while screaming, "SMELL IT!!! SMELL IT!!!!!" at him.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 13 2009, 10:18 PM
I stop. Why are we fighting? We both enjoy video games and are random. VGa nods his head in agreement. we sit down and have a soothing cup of tea. But I poisioned his cup with the virus of Micheal Jacksoniaes! teu42.gif He starts to morph into the form of Jackson and is mobbed by angry fans and parents.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 13 2009, 10:20 PM
I tell my fans that VGM was the one that spread the rumors about me touching boys, and they attack him. After they're done beating him up, I turn back to normal, shove him back into the port-a-potty, lock the door, and give the side a good, hard kick, which knocks it over on its side.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 13 2009, 10:21 PM
That brings out the sewer gators! Led by Killer Croc, they attack VGA and drag him trough the tolietr into the sewers. I follow.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 13 2009, 10:23 PM
Suddenly, the Ninja Turtles come in and kill all the gators, including Killer Croc. I thank them, and tell them that VGM is really Shredder in disguise, and they beat him within an inch of his life. I then pay them with all the pizza they can eat.

Posted by: videogameman Mar 13 2009, 10:50 PM
I summon the monster from the rotten pizza to attack the Turtles in suprise. They are ironicly eaten. I then jump out of the sewer and hit VGA with the spork from the 2nd dimension!

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 14 2009, 06:53 PM
I counter by hitting VGM with a spifeorkadle from the 98th dimension!

Posted by: videogameman Mar 14 2009, 08:10 PM
My rebuttle is to summon the Red Ring of Death to ensare VGA and cause him to shut down.

Posted by: VG_Addict Mar 15 2009, 12:55 AM
Except for the fact that I don't own an XBOX!


I respond by forcefeeding VGM horse s***!

Posted by: videogameman Mar 15 2009, 01:25 AM
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These O RLY?s cause VGA to second guess his actions. While he is pondering, I smack him with a mad cow.

Posted by: Ethan Mar 15 2009, 06:13 PM
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These O RLY?s cause VGA to second guess his actions. While he is pondering, I smack him with a mad cow.

I jump in place at the sight of the cat, "Holy damn, that's ugly!".

Posted by: VG_Addict Apr 12 2009, 10:11 PM
Bump.

Posted by: videogameman Apr 12 2009, 11:55 PM
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Apr 12 2009, 10:11 PM)
Bump.

Throws WSuper Smash Brothers bump thingy at VGA.

Posted by: VG_Addict Apr 19 2009, 05:54 PM
I take out a box full of 9-volts and D-cells.


"You've heard of assault and battery, but what about assault WITH a battery?!" I quip as I pelt VGM with the batteries.

Posted by: videogameman Apr 20 2009, 01:15 AM
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Apr 19 2009, 05:54 PM)
I take out a box full of 9-volts and D-cells.


"You've heard of assault and battery, but what about assault WITH a battery?!" I quip as I pelt VGM with the batteries.

OOC:You've done that already.

IC:The electricity turns me into Particle Man! Triangle Man follows me from behind, but I dodge when he tries to punch me so instead he hits you! You go flying!

OOC:Nice to do this again.

Posted by: VG_Addict Apr 22 2009, 08:58 PM
OOC: Well, we've done so much random S*** already, it's only a matter of time before we start to repeat ourselves. tongue.gif



IC:


I summon Rectangle Man to beat up Triangle Man. I then tie VGM up and force him to solve complex math problems! teu42.gif

Posted by: videogameman Apr 22 2009, 09:44 PM
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Apr 22 2009, 08:58 PM)
OOC: Well, we've done so much random S*** already, it's only a matter of time before we start to repeat ourselves. tongue.gif



IC:


I summon Rectangle Man to beat up Triangle Man. I then tie VGM up and force him to solve complex math problems! teu42.gif

This causes me to become the smartest man in the world. i then figure out an impossible problem, causing the demon Mathikus to return and bring about ARMAGEDDON! teu42.gif

Posted by: VG_Addict Apr 22 2009, 11:03 PM
Oh yeah? Well, I summon the Ancient God Literatureus, who destroys Mathikus with his mighty Shakes Spear. (Get it? Shake Spear? Shakespear? C'mon, that was clever.)



Anyway, I throw used colostomy bags at VGM.

Posted by: videogameman Apr 22 2009, 11:42 PM
To counter, I summon the power of Hulkamania to crush VGA.

Posted by: VG_Addict Apr 24 2009, 11:44 PM
I counter with the power of Beatlemania.

Posted by: videogameman Apr 24 2009, 11:48 PM
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Apr 24 2009, 11:44 PM)
I counter with the power of Beatlemania.

I summon an exterminator who brings out his GAS OF DOOM! teu42.gif

Posted by: videogameman Apr 29 2009, 02:17 AM
Covers VGA with a giant bumper sticker.

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 29 2009, 02:38 AM
"Is this a private fight?!"

*Drops a sack of bowling balls on VGA & VGM*

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