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 CBUB vs. Xenomorphs, Will we make it?
boston_celtics
Posted: Mar 23 2008, 02:16 AM


The Bobby Fischer of the CBUB


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Captains log: We found a strange alien specimen implanted on the face of someone. In fact, we found 11. We took them onboard our ship, the Enterprise, and examined them. They had small aliens come out of their stomachs. Now, me and my crew are in danger of becoming food for these alines. Can me and my crew escape this nightmare with out lives? We have 2 days until the rescue arrives.

My crew:

boston_celtics
Wingman
Buzz Line
hamboy
Guardian of Nesh
Datasnake
Godzilla Addict
Supera the Second
super wolverine man
Samus X
Sharpshooter
hellbentnow
hellhound

Do we make it? Our shipm is full of guns, but we can't leave it. We have complete knowledge of the ship.


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"History does nothing; it does not possess immense riches, it does not fight battles. It is men, real, living, who do all this."

-Karl Marx

Two words are enough!

BEAT L.A.
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DataSnake
Posted: Mar 24 2008, 12:21 AM


Emperor of Mankind


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The Enterprise has teleporters. Transport all the Xenomorphs into the core of the nearest star.


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Points:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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Wingman
Posted: Mar 24 2008, 12:39 PM


I'm better than you. That's all I know.


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What kind of guns? When I go anywhere, I like to pack an AA-12 automatic shotgun and an M134 minigun. Those are about the two most powerful man portable weapons short of a grenade launcher or flamethrower. I'm also packing a Defoliant Projector from Halo 3. I also use the replicators to make large amounts of ammo. I set up a defensive perimeter, then wait for them all to come charging down a long, narrow corridor. Open up with the minigun and don't stop. Throw in a bunch of rounds of buckshot to add to the storm of lead, and have two guys man the flamethrower to finish off those few who might manage to survive the bullet drenching. We then use the flamethrower to torch as much acid blood laying around as possible. We also count the skeletons to make SURE we got all 11, cause I don't want to go to the loo in a dark part of the ship, reading The Hunt For Red October, and minding my own business, and all of a sudden, theres an alien tail sticking through my chest, and I'm looking down at it.


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"Never in the course of human history has so much been owed by so many to so few."- Winston Churchill, commenting on the heroic struggles of the RAF against the German Luftwaffe.

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I don't smoke, I don't chew... and I don't date girls who do.

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War produces classic remarks by military commanders; on February 26, 1991, the US 1st Armored Division, the famous Big Red One, encountered the allegedly elite Iraqi Republican Guard. The divisional commander, Major General Ronald Griffiths, radioed his deputy, who was riding with the armored spearhead. "I understand we are engaging the Medina Division?" he said, referring to one of the crack Iraqi Guard divisions. "Negative, sir," came the reply. "We are destroying the Medina Division."
Great proof that despite their quantity, the Soviet tanks that NATO planners feared above all else could be shredded by the M1 Abrams, Challenger 2, Leopard 2, LeClerc, Ariete, and Merkava with ease. Patton would be proud.

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DataSnake
Posted: Mar 24 2008, 01:01 PM


Emperor of Mankind


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I disable the holodeck's safety protocols and fire up Dawn of War, two player. Then my Space Marines and hamboy's Chaos forces introduce the Xenos to the business end of a bolter.


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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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Guardian Of Nesh
Posted: Mar 24 2008, 01:52 PM


Unregistered









I solo, I'm called Guardian of Nesh because I'm planning on writing a novel(s) where I'm a wizard from a land called Nesh. I teleport the Xenomorphs on to a nearby uninhabited planet and blow it up with one of signature Ki cannon blasts.
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Guardian Of Nesh
Posted: Mar 24 2008, 02:21 PM


Unregistered









QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 01:52 PM)
I solo, I'm called Guardian of Nesh because I'm planning on writing a novel(s) where I'm a wizard from a land called Nesh. I teleport the Xenomorphs on to a nearby uninhabited planet and blow it up with one of signature Ki cannon blasts.

Or if you want to be more realistic, I go all kamakazie ninja.gif and take as many down as I can with my electric wheelchair before I die. teu42.gif This would give you guys time to prepare a counter-strike, hopefully sleep.gif
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Wingman
Posted: Mar 24 2008, 06:20 PM


I'm better than you. That's all I know.


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Joined: 11-January 08



QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 09:21 AM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 01:52 PM)
I solo, I'm called Guardian of Nesh because I'm planning on writing a novel(s) where I'm a wizard from a land called Nesh.  I teleport the Xenomorphs on to a nearby uninhabited planet and blow it up with one of signature Ki cannon blasts.

Or if you want to be more realistic, I go all kamakazie ninja.gif and take as many down as I can with my electric wheelchair before I die. teu42.gif This would give you guys time to prepare a counter-strike, hopefully sleep.gif

You could have lightsabers pop out of the sides of each wheel and turn it into an unstoppable sything juggernaut. A lightsaber is possibly the best weapon for fighting a Xeno. It cauterizes a wound, so that additional blood doesn't escape, and what blood they might spill or spit will be vaporized on contact with with the energy blade. A skilled Jedi could cut through a horde of them and prevent a single drop of acid blood from damaging the ship.

"I call on the gods of fandoms to bestow on me the powers of every Force wielder ever to exist in the Lucas universe!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

*descends from a cloud, glowing with energy, and ignites two double bladed purple lightsabers*
"It's showtime, Xenos."


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"Never in the course of human history has so much been owed by so many to so few."- Winston Churchill, commenting on the heroic struggles of the RAF against the German Luftwaffe.

----
I don't smoke, I don't chew... and I don't date girls who do.

----

War produces classic remarks by military commanders; on February 26, 1991, the US 1st Armored Division, the famous Big Red One, encountered the allegedly elite Iraqi Republican Guard. The divisional commander, Major General Ronald Griffiths, radioed his deputy, who was riding with the armored spearhead. "I understand we are engaging the Medina Division?" he said, referring to one of the crack Iraqi Guard divisions. "Negative, sir," came the reply. "We are destroying the Medina Division."
Great proof that despite their quantity, the Soviet tanks that NATO planners feared above all else could be shredded by the M1 Abrams, Challenger 2, Leopard 2, LeClerc, Ariete, and Merkava with ease. Patton would be proud.

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Guardian Of Nesh
Posted: Mar 24 2008, 06:50 PM


Unregistered









QUOTE (Wingman @ Mar 24 2008, 06:20 PM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 09:21 AM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 01:52 PM)
I solo, I'm called Guardian of Nesh because I'm planning on writing a novel(s) where I'm a wizard from a land called Nesh.  I teleport the Xenomorphs on to a nearby uninhabited planet and blow it up with one of signature Ki cannon blasts.

Or if you want to be more realistic, I go all kamakazie ninja.gif and take as many down as I can with my electric wheelchair before I die. teu42.gif This would give you guys time to prepare a counter-strike, hopefully sleep.gif

You could have lightsabers pop out of the sides of each wheel and turn it into an unstoppable sything juggernaut. A lightsaber is possibly the best weapon for fighting a Xeno. It cauterizes a wound, so that additional blood doesn't escape, and what blood they might spill or spit will be vaporized on contact with with the energy blade. A skilled Jedi could cut through a horde of them and prevent a single drop of acid blood from damaging the ship.

"I call on the gods of fandoms to bestow on me the powers of every Force wielder ever to exist in the Lucas universe!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

*descends from a cloud, glowing with energy, and ignites two double bladed purple lightsabers*
"It's showtime, Xenos."

You remind me of my friend Michael.
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Wingman
Posted: Mar 24 2008, 06:59 PM


I'm better than you. That's all I know.


Group: Admin
Posts: 2,439
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Joined: 11-January 08



QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 01:50 PM)
QUOTE (Wingman @ Mar 24 2008, 06:20 PM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 09:21 AM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 01:52 PM)
I solo, I'm called Guardian of Nesh because I'm planning on writing a novel(s) where I'm a wizard from a land called Nesh.  I teleport the Xenomorphs on to a nearby uninhabited planet and blow it up with one of signature Ki cannon blasts.

Or if you want to be more realistic, I go all kamakazie ninja.gif and take as many down as I can with my electric wheelchair before I die. teu42.gif This would give you guys time to prepare a counter-strike, hopefully sleep.gif

You could have lightsabers pop out of the sides of each wheel and turn it into an unstoppable sything juggernaut. A lightsaber is possibly the best weapon for fighting a Xeno. It cauterizes a wound, so that additional blood doesn't escape, and what blood they might spill or spit will be vaporized on contact with with the energy blade. A skilled Jedi could cut through a horde of them and prevent a single drop of acid blood from damaging the ship.

"I call on the gods of fandoms to bestow on me the powers of every Force wielder ever to exist in the Lucas universe!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

*descends from a cloud, glowing with energy, and ignites two double bladed purple lightsabers*
"It's showtime, Xenos."

You remind me of my friend Michael.

Why? What does he do?


--------------------
"Never in the course of human history has so much been owed by so many to so few."- Winston Churchill, commenting on the heroic struggles of the RAF against the German Luftwaffe.

----
I don't smoke, I don't chew... and I don't date girls who do.

----

War produces classic remarks by military commanders; on February 26, 1991, the US 1st Armored Division, the famous Big Red One, encountered the allegedly elite Iraqi Republican Guard. The divisional commander, Major General Ronald Griffiths, radioed his deputy, who was riding with the armored spearhead. "I understand we are engaging the Medina Division?" he said, referring to one of the crack Iraqi Guard divisions. "Negative, sir," came the reply. "We are destroying the Medina Division."
Great proof that despite their quantity, the Soviet tanks that NATO planners feared above all else could be shredded by the M1 Abrams, Challenger 2, Leopard 2, LeClerc, Ariete, and Merkava with ease. Patton would be proud.

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Guardian Of Nesh
Posted: Mar 24 2008, 08:25 PM


Unregistered









QUOTE (Wingman @ Mar 24 2008, 06:59 PM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 01:50 PM)
QUOTE (Wingman @ Mar 24 2008, 06:20 PM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 09:21 AM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 01:52 PM)
I solo, I'm called Guardian of Nesh because I'm planning on writing a novel(s) where I'm a wizard from a land called Nesh.  I teleport the Xenomorphs on to a nearby uninhabited planet and blow it up with one of signature Ki cannon blasts.

Or if you want to be more realistic, I go all kamakazie ninja.gif and take as many down as I can with my electric wheelchair before I die. teu42.gif This would give you guys time to prepare a counter-strike, hopefully sleep.gif

You could have lightsabers pop out of the sides of each wheel and turn it into an unstoppable sything juggernaut. A lightsaber is possibly the best weapon for fighting a Xeno. It cauterizes a wound, so that additional blood doesn't escape, and what blood they might spill or spit will be vaporized on contact with with the energy blade. A skilled Jedi could cut through a horde of them and prevent a single drop of acid blood from damaging the ship.

"I call on the gods of fandoms to bestow on me the powers of every Force wielder ever to exist in the Lucas universe!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

*descends from a cloud, glowing with energy, and ignites two double bladed purple lightsabers*
"It's showtime, Xenos."

You remind me of my friend Michael.

Why? What does he do?

He's a cool, crazy, weapon/ explosion obssed guy with a dry sense of humor.
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hamboy
Posted: Mar 24 2008, 11:16 PM


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Yup. Datasnake is right. My Chaos Marines will kill them.

But I think it would be more fun to call on Papa Nurgle to give them all sorts of unpleasent deseases.
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Wingman
Posted: Mar 25 2008, 01:38 AM


I'm better than you. That's all I know.


Group: Admin
Posts: 2,439
Member No.: 14
Joined: 11-January 08



QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 04:25 PM)
QUOTE (Wingman @ Mar 24 2008, 06:59 PM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 01:50 PM)
QUOTE (Wingman @ Mar 24 2008, 06:20 PM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 09:21 AM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 01:52 PM)
I solo, I'm called Guardian of Nesh because I'm planning on writing a novel(s) where I'm a wizard from a land called Nesh.  I teleport the Xenomorphs on to a nearby uninhabited planet and blow it up with one of signature Ki cannon blasts.

Or if you want to be more realistic, I go all kamakazie ninja.gif and take as many down as I can with my electric wheelchair before I die. teu42.gif This would give you guys time to prepare a counter-strike, hopefully sleep.gif

You could have lightsabers pop out of the sides of each wheel and turn it into an unstoppable sything juggernaut. A lightsaber is possibly the best weapon for fighting a Xeno. It cauterizes a wound, so that additional blood doesn't escape, and what blood they might spill or spit will be vaporized on contact with with the energy blade. A skilled Jedi could cut through a horde of them and prevent a single drop of acid blood from damaging the ship.

"I call on the gods of fandoms to bestow on me the powers of every Force wielder ever to exist in the Lucas universe!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

*descends from a cloud, glowing with energy, and ignites two double bladed purple lightsabers*
"It's showtime, Xenos."

You remind me of my friend Michael.

Why? What does he do?

He's a cool, crazy, weapon/ explosion obssed guy with a dry sense of humor.

Great. Sounds like my identical twin is running rampant again. I'll have to call in Rainbow Six to take him into custody...again. *sigh*

Many people think I'll grow up to be a serial killer because I own four encyclopedias of modern firearms. My dad, bless his heart, says it's just bein' a guy. My mom thinks the same way.


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"Never in the course of human history has so much been owed by so many to so few."- Winston Churchill, commenting on the heroic struggles of the RAF against the German Luftwaffe.

----
I don't smoke, I don't chew... and I don't date girls who do.

----

War produces classic remarks by military commanders; on February 26, 1991, the US 1st Armored Division, the famous Big Red One, encountered the allegedly elite Iraqi Republican Guard. The divisional commander, Major General Ronald Griffiths, radioed his deputy, who was riding with the armored spearhead. "I understand we are engaging the Medina Division?" he said, referring to one of the crack Iraqi Guard divisions. "Negative, sir," came the reply. "We are destroying the Medina Division."
Great proof that despite their quantity, the Soviet tanks that NATO planners feared above all else could be shredded by the M1 Abrams, Challenger 2, Leopard 2, LeClerc, Ariete, and Merkava with ease. Patton would be proud.

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Wingman
Posted: Mar 25 2008, 01:42 AM


I'm better than you. That's all I know.


Group: Admin
Posts: 2,439
Member No.: 14
Joined: 11-January 08



QUOTE (hamboy @ Mar 24 2008, 07:16 PM)
Yup. Datasnake is right. My Chaos Marines will kill them.

But I think it would be more fun to call on Papa Nurgle to give them all sorts of unpleasent deseases.

I don't know enough about the Chaos marines to comment, but if they're anything like Space Marines, they're gonna get wasted by the Xenos. I would personally call in Master Chief or War Machine for a job like this. Using my god-like magical ability, I summon them both, each armed with enough weaponry to make an Iowa-class battleship wet it's magazines...that's a joke for those who don't get it... and send them in to wipe the floor with the pesky Aliens, and hope the don't bring the ship down arould them. Oh, and they'll both be armed with impenetrable alien acid proof™ shields.


--------------------
"Never in the course of human history has so much been owed by so many to so few."- Winston Churchill, commenting on the heroic struggles of the RAF against the German Luftwaffe.

----
I don't smoke, I don't chew... and I don't date girls who do.

----

War produces classic remarks by military commanders; on February 26, 1991, the US 1st Armored Division, the famous Big Red One, encountered the allegedly elite Iraqi Republican Guard. The divisional commander, Major General Ronald Griffiths, radioed his deputy, who was riding with the armored spearhead. "I understand we are engaging the Medina Division?" he said, referring to one of the crack Iraqi Guard divisions. "Negative, sir," came the reply. "We are destroying the Medina Division."
Great proof that despite their quantity, the Soviet tanks that NATO planners feared above all else could be shredded by the M1 Abrams, Challenger 2, Leopard 2, LeClerc, Ariete, and Merkava with ease. Patton would be proud.

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hamboy
Posted: Mar 25 2008, 02:23 AM


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QUOTE (Wingman @ Mar 25 2008, 01:42 AM)
QUOTE (hamboy @ Mar 24 2008, 07:16 PM)
Yup. Datasnake is right. My Chaos Marines will kill them.

But I think it would be more fun to call on Papa Nurgle to give them all sorts of unpleasent deseases.

I don't know enough about the Chaos marines to comment, but if they're anything like Space Marines, they're gonna get wasted by the Xenos. I would personally call in Master Chief or War Machine for a job like this. Using my god-like magical ability, I summon them both, each armed with enough weaponry to make an Iowa-class battleship wet it's magazines...that's a joke for those who don't get it... and send them in to wipe the floor with the pesky Aliens, and hope the don't bring the ship down arould them. Oh, and they'll both be armed with impenetrable alien acid proof™ shields.

Warhammer 40,000 Space Marines (see Datasnakes' avatar) are what Master Cheif wants to be when he grows up. Chos Marines are evil versions who worship evil gods, with various unpleasent effects to both themeselves and their opponents.
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Guardian Of Nesh
Posted: Mar 25 2008, 02:27 AM


Unregistered









QUOTE (Wingman @ Mar 25 2008, 01:38 AM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 04:25 PM)
QUOTE (Wingman @ Mar 24 2008, 06:59 PM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 01:50 PM)
QUOTE (Wingman @ Mar 24 2008, 06:20 PM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 09:21 AM)
QUOTE (Guardian Of Nesh @ Mar 24 2008, 01:52 PM)
I solo, I'm called Guardian of Nesh because I'm planning on writing a novel(s) where I'm a wizard from a land called Nesh.  I teleport the Xenomorphs on to a nearby uninhabited planet and blow it up with one of signature Ki cannon blasts.

Or if you want to be more realistic, I go all kamakazie ninja.gif and take as many down as I can with my electric wheelchair before I die. teu42.gif This would give you guys time to prepare a counter-strike, hopefully sleep.gif

You could have lightsabers pop out of the sides of each wheel and turn it into an unstoppable sything juggernaut. A lightsaber is possibly the best weapon for fighting a Xeno. It cauterizes a wound, so that additional blood doesn't escape, and what blood they might spill or spit will be vaporized on contact with with the energy blade. A skilled Jedi could cut through a horde of them and prevent a single drop of acid blood from damaging the ship.

"I call on the gods of fandoms to bestow on me the powers of every Force wielder ever to exist in the Lucas universe!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

*descends from a cloud, glowing with energy, and ignites two double bladed purple lightsabers*
"It's showtime, Xenos."

You remind me of my friend Michael.

Why? What does he do?

He's a cool, crazy, weapon/ explosion obssed guy with a dry sense of humor.

Great. Sounds like my identical twin is running rampant again. I'll have to call in Rainbow Six to take him into custody...again. *sigh*

Many people think I'll grow up to be a serial killer because I own four encyclopedias of modern firearms. My dad, bless his heart, says it's just bein' a guy. My mom thinks the same way.

Yep, that's Mike; I'll try to get him on here so you can meet him.
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