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Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 25 2009, 09:40 PM
USA vs World

In the year 2016, President Barack Obama is ready to step down, after transforming the United States into the Super Power of all Super Powered Countries.

Sadly, President Bush's son (This is for fun, go with it), wins the Presidency.

Being the arrogant person that he is, he declares that the US is the best country in the world. Americans happily agree, while the rest of the world angrily ignores the comment.

Everyone that is, except Cuba, who has always disliked the US. Without Obama, Cuba believes it can defeat the US (Silly Cubans tongue.gif ).

They attack in 2017, targetting Florida.

US quickly responds.....
1st Wave: Cuba.
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2nd Wave: Canada
After crushing Cuba, morale in the US soars.
Above, Canadian Prime Minister says that Canadians have better bacon.

Even though it's true, Americans go up in arms, and attack Canada.
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3rd Wave: Mexico
After taking Canada, Americans declare that all North America should be theirs. They quickly launch an attack on an unsuspecting Mexico!
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4th Wave: Central America
America feels like it's on a roll, why stop?
They attack Central America.
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5th Wave: South America
South America realizes it's in danger. It calls for help, but Europe is in cahoots with the USA.
South America finally decides it better attack first, and does.
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6th Wave: Australia
The USA now has an entire continent.

Meanwhile, a plane with Americans inside is lost in Australia. The US decides to declare war!
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7th Wave: Islands
President Bush went to Hawaii to celebrate it's conquest. On it's way, he notices a lot of islands free of US Occupation.

That can only mean one thing.
War!!
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8th Wave: Japan & Indonesia
Worried for their safety, Japan joins up with Indonesia and attacks a nearby USA Fleet.

USA soon retaliate!
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9th Wave: China
China's economy has grown over the years, becoming #1, while the USA's is 2nd.

Bush can't stand it. So he declares war!!
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10th Wave: South Asia
South Asia is nervous of the US's recent expansion into Asia.

They unite in the Asian Union! Americans mock them.
And soon, war breaks out!
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11th Wave: Middle East
Bush says "REVENGE!!"
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12th Wave: Africa
Bush goes to Africa for a special event.
Sadly, he is bitten by many mosquitoes.

He blames Africa, and war begins!
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13th Wave: European Union
Bush celebrates his victories by touring Europe (which he is allied with).

Sadly, in France, the French are unable to resist their instincts. They mock him!
In Germany, the Germans laugh at Bush when he gets drunk on a single beer!
In England, the Brits laugh when Bush plays Football on the US Embassy!
Etc.

Finally, Bush explodes. War begins!
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14th Wave: Russia
Finally, only Russia remains.

Bush can't think of a real reason to attack, but attacks anyways!
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Finally, the US conquers the world!

Posted by: Granobulax Apr 25 2009, 10:10 PM
Cuba. Definately Cuba.

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 25 2009, 10:12 PM
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 25 2009, 10:10 PM)
Cuba. Definately Cuba.

Are you saying that Cuba would stop us?

Us?!
The US of A?!!!

Maybe....
Note: Forgot to say that nukes are prohibitted.

Posted by: Granobulax Apr 25 2009, 10:14 PM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 10:12 PM)
Are you saying that Cuba would stop us?

Us?!
The US of A?!!!

Maybe....
Note: Forgot to say that nukes are prohibitted.

Cuba would kick our ass. Period. Nothing can stop Cuba. They should have been at the end of the list.

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 25 2009, 10:48 PM
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 25 2009, 10:14 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 10:12 PM)
Are you saying that Cuba would stop us?

Us?!
The US of A?!!!

Maybe....
Note: Forgot to say that nukes are prohibitted.

Cuba would kick our ass. Period. Nothing can stop Cuba. They should have been at the end of the list.

Are you high? tongue.gif

Note: Since Nukes are banned, and we are 2nd in economy, China takes us down...maybe.

Posted by: Darth Pool Apr 26 2009, 12:24 AM
Are you insane? If nukes are gone then Canada easily takes them, We aren't called the crazy canucks for nuthin' you know!

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 26 2009, 02:42 AM
QUOTE (Darth Pool @ Apr 26 2009, 12:24 AM)
Are you insane? If nukes are gone then Canada easily takes them, We aren't called the crazy canucks for nuthin' you know!

But...our army outnumbers you 2,000 to 1...or something like that. tongue.gif

sterb002.gif

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 26 2009, 04:07 AM
Forget about this post, no questions asked.

Posted by: Darth Pool Apr 26 2009, 04:56 AM
We still have a top rated special ops unit, best in the world. And our pilots fly circles around yours.

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 26 2009, 05:04 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 26 2009, 04:07 AM)
Forget about this post, no questions asked.

What was wrong with:

Europe will jump us.

I thought it was a good comment.

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 26 2009, 05:05 AM
QUOTE (Darth Pool @ Apr 26 2009, 04:56 AM)
We still have a top rated special ops unit, best in the world. And our pilots fly circles around yours.

Don't forget about Hockey & Bacon, your deadliest weapons...

Posted by: Darth Pool Apr 26 2009, 05:17 AM
I do hope your just messing aroubd, cause if you are I'm ----> biggrin.gif

if not I'm angry.gif

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 26 2009, 05:24 AM
QUOTE (Darth Pool @ Apr 25 2009, 11:17 PM)
I do hope your just messing aroubd, cause if you are I'm ----> biggrin.gif

if not I'm angry.gif

You've forgotten the Maple syrup Marvel Man.

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 26 2009, 05:38 AM
QUOTE (Darth Pool @ Apr 26 2009, 05:17 AM)
I do hope your just messing aroubd, cause if you are I'm ----> biggrin.gif

if not I'm angry.gif

laugh.gif

Posted by: Omega11 Apr 26 2009, 02:56 PM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 26 2009, 12:04 AM)
What was wrong with:

Europe will jump us.

I thought it was a good comment.

U.S.A. ALL THE WAY!

Well realistically speaking, we could probably take most(if not all) of the solo countries, but taking entire continents probably won't happen.

And then there's the fact that, while we might get away with taking down Canada(since there were some insults hurled, plus nobody likes Canada anyway tongue.gif haha, I'm totally kidding smile.gif ), once we decide to take down Mexico just for the fun of it, there are going to be a lot of other countries that get involved.

Then you also have to figure the time involved. If we go after the next country within weeks or months of the previous war, then eventually we're going to run out of steam...unless of course we round up "volunteers" from every conquered country. wink.gif

...of course we could always claim that Canada and Mexico have weapons of mass destruction, and therefore must be stopped. sleep.gif

Posted by: Granobulax Apr 26 2009, 03:04 PM
If the U.S. were to get past the powerhouse that is Cuba, then this is why we'd beat Canada next. You have to listen to it all the way through to find out the reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0Z1VqGh_k

Really, I couldn't resist laugh.gif

Posted by: Phalanx Apr 26 2009, 08:01 PM
I guess the European union is the only chance the world has against America, since they were the ones that made America in a sense. Otherwise, the USA beats all.

Posted by: Darth Pool Apr 26 2009, 11:52 PM
Dude take it from a guy who's in the military, USA wouldn't be able to take out Canada without nukes. First of all Squad six eleven beat Delta squad in a areal maneuverability contest. So we have them beat air wise, Our Ground troops have the best snipers and covert ops units outside of England. And the only thing they might pose a threat to us is the amount of tanks the have, But that wont mean S*** with the encumbering land we have. All in all Guerrilla tactics and better disciplined troops will beat the US. Though I'm sure none of you will listen to this and still keep bashing Canada so Forget about it kay?

Posted by: Granobulax Apr 26 2009, 11:53 PM
Darth P, did you even watch my video? You have no chance! teu42.gif

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 27 2009, 02:48 AM
I want to take a moment to analyze the votes.

1 Vote: Cuba
Now, could someone explain this to me?

I mean, over several years, Cuba could take us out via cigars, but in a straight up fight?

2 Votes: Canada
This, I can believe.

Specially after Darth's explination. Canadians are tough.
Note: Haven't seen Grano's video though....

1 Vote: European Union
Bah, in this match, we're the evil tyrants.
France & the Neatherlands automatically lose. tongue.gif

Sure, the Germans & English would be tough, but may I remind you of WWI & II/Revolution & 1812.

4 Votes: Conquest!
Someone explain this to me?

Not that I'm disagreeing, I just want to know the reasonning.

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 27 2009, 05:13 AM
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 26 2009, 03:04 PM)
If the U.S. were to get past the powerhouse that is Cuba, then this is why we'd beat Canada next. You have to listen to it all the way through to find out the reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0Z1VqGh_k

Really, I couldn't resist laugh.gif

Haha!

I just watched it.
Nice. laugh.gif

Posted by: Granobulax Apr 27 2009, 05:58 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 27 2009, 05:13 AM)
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 26 2009, 03:04 PM)
If the U.S. were to get past the powerhouse that is Cuba, then this is why we'd beat Canada next. You have to listen to it all the way through to find out the reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0Z1VqGh_k

Really, I couldn't resist laugh.gif

Haha!

I just watched it.
Nice. laugh.gif

Yeah, I've been waiting fo see what Darth Pool has to say about the vid laugh.gif

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 27 2009, 06:11 AM
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 27 2009, 05:58 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 27 2009, 05:13 AM)
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 26 2009, 03:04 PM)
If the U.S. were to get past the powerhouse that is Cuba, then this is why we'd beat Canada next. You have to listen to it all the way through to find out the reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0Z1VqGh_k

Really, I couldn't resist laugh.gif

Haha!

I just watched it.
Nice. laugh.gif

Yeah, I've been waiting fo see what Darth Pool has to say about the vid laugh.gif

Don't count them out though.
Celion Dion's pretty tough. happy.gif

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 28 2009, 01:25 AM
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 27 2009, 05:58 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 27 2009, 05:13 AM)
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 26 2009, 03:04 PM)
If the U.S. were to get past the powerhouse that is Cuba, then this is why we'd beat Canada next. You have to listen to it all the way through to find out the reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0Z1VqGh_k

Really, I couldn't resist laugh.gif

Haha!

I just watched it.
Nice. laugh.gif

Yeah, I've been waiting fo see what Darth Pool has to say about the vid laugh.gif

Could someone tell me what the video details?

My PC is slow...

Posted by: Ethan Apr 28 2009, 01:58 AM
The Scots will kick all ass.

Posted by: Granobulax Apr 28 2009, 03:38 AM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 28 2009, 01:25 AM)
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 27 2009, 05:58 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 27 2009, 05:13 AM)
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 26 2009, 03:04 PM)
If the U.S. were to get past the powerhouse that is Cuba, then this is why we'd beat Canada next. You have to listen to it all the way through to find out the reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0Z1VqGh_k

Really, I couldn't resist laugh.gif

Haha!

I just watched it.
Nice. laugh.gif

Yeah, I've been waiting fo see what Darth Pool has to say about the vid laugh.gif

Could someone tell me what the video details?

My PC is slow...

It's a Weird Al song called "Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot" laugh.gif

At the end of the song, he talks about a preemptive strike on Canada.

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