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Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 11 2009, 02:48 AM
The trials of the President...

It was a clear and sunny day, and President Obama was having breakfast. Next to him, Hilary Clinton, his secratary of state, and Joe Biden, his Vice President, were discussing a few things.

"So, Biden, how are things."

"Oh, they're good. Thanks for-...AAAAARRGGG!!!"

Biden suddenly fell to the floor, choking and wriggling violently.

Hilary: "Sh**."

Obama: "What's going on here?"

Hilary: "Bill, you were suppose to take out Obama, not Biden."

President Barack Obama narrowed his eyes. He quickly ripped his shirt off (for a dramatic effect), and pulled out some nunchucks.

"Let's do this."

Hilary smiled. Beside her, Bill emerged.
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1st Wave: Hilary has attempted to overthrow our Government. Obama though, was too awsome to fall prey to it. Now, Bill and Hilary will fight him hand to hand.

2nd Wave: John McCain, overhearing Biden's screams, has rushed inside. He too, shall battle Obama.

3rd Wave: Sarah Palin, completely confused why the room was called the Oval office, walks inside. Upon seeing the action, she joins the fray.

4th Wave: Ex-President Bush, who had locked himself in the closet, finally emerges. Seeing a fight before him, he engages in it, not caring about the financial crush or the lives that may be lost.

5th Wave: The real mastermind, Dick Cheney, emerges to fight.

6th Wave: He makes it! The US Government is saved!

Note: Obama starts with a pair of nunchucks.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 11 2009, 02:53 AM
Second wave stops him. He might be able to fend off two people with chucks, but Mcain and Bill just tackle Obama, with Hilary scratching away.

Great job, you've killed the pres.

Posted by: The Ripper Apr 11 2009, 02:53 AM
Obama survives. With his nunchaku and skills, he survives.

Posted by: The Ripper Apr 11 2009, 02:55 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 10 2009, 07:53 PM)
Second wave stops him. He might be able to fend off two people with chucks, but Mcain and Bill just tackle Obama, with Hilary scratching away.

Great job, you've killed the pres.

You think two old guys can take down someone younger, and more physically competent?

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 11 2009, 02:57 AM
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Apr 10 2009, 08:55 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 10 2009, 07:53 PM)
Second wave stops him. He might be able to fend off two people with chucks, but Mcain and Bill just tackle Obama, with Hilary scratching away.

Great job, you've killed the pres.

You think two old guys can take down someone younger, and more physically competent?

Yes. I bet Obama has no experience with chucks. If he's wacking away at Bill or McCain, the other tackles him down. Hilary's involved to.

Posted by: Darkender Apr 11 2009, 03:03 AM
John McCain can hardly raise his arms! He's not taking down anybody.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 11 2009, 03:04 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 10 2009, 09:03 PM)
John McCain can hardly raise his arms! He's not taking down anybody.

Exactly. He loses balance and falls on Obama. I hear he could do a mean robot.

Clear your PM box Darkender, it's full.

Posted by: Darkender Apr 11 2009, 03:06 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 10 2009, 10:04 PM)
Exactly. He loses balance and falls on Obama. I hear he could do a mean robot.

Obama takes this easy with all these old people.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 11 2009, 03:07 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 10 2009, 09:06 PM)
Obama takes this easy with all these old people.

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Well damn...

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 11 2009, 03:11 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 03:07 AM)
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Well damn...

Respect Obama!

Posted by: Darkender Apr 11 2009, 03:11 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 10 2009, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 03:07 AM)
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Well damn...

Respect Obama!

Respect him!

Posted by: videogameman Apr 11 2009, 09:20 PM
Mccain ftw! Propaganda ftw!

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 11 2009, 09:21 PM
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 11 2009, 03:20 PM)
Mccain ftw! Propaganda ftw!

.....

Posted by: videogameman Apr 11 2009, 09:22 PM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:21 PM)
.....

Arkward pauses ftw!

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 11 2009, 09:25 PM
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 11 2009, 03:22 PM)
Arkward pauses ftw!

For the weak.

Posted by: videogameman Apr 11 2009, 09:28 PM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:25 PM)
For the weak.

For the waffles.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 11 2009, 09:31 PM
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 11 2009, 03:28 PM)
For the waffles.

I'm not getting into this.

Posted by: Darkender Apr 11 2009, 09:52 PM
I will not allow Randomness in my topics!!!!

Posted by: videogameman Apr 11 2009, 09:53 PM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 11 2009, 09:52 PM)
I will not allow Randomness in my topics!!!!

Sorry. Well, I go with Mccain because of fanboyism. I admit it. I wanted him to win! But yeah, Mccain ftw!

Posted by: Darkender Apr 11 2009, 09:58 PM
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 11 2009, 04:53 PM)
Sorry. Well, I go with Mccain because of fanboyism. I admit it. I wanted him to win! But yeah, Mccain ftw!

You're on the losing team kid. Don't be a sore loser.

Posted by: GruntKilla06 Apr 12 2009, 12:11 AM
Umm... he doesn't have to change his opinion just because he is on the losing team... but yes Obama ftw.

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 12:13 AM
QUOTE (GruntKilla06 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:11 PM)
Umm... he doesn't have to change his opinion just because he is on the losing team... but yes Obama ftw.

I didn't say that. I was just making sure he was aware of it...

Posted by: GruntKilla06 Apr 12 2009, 12:14 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 12:13 AM)
I didn't say that. I was just making sure he was aware of it...

laugh.gif Oh sorry, sounded like that is what you meant.

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 12 2009, 12:57 AM
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 01:41 AM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

angry.gif No.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 12 2009, 01:45 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 11 2009, 03:58 PM)
You're on the losing team kid. Don't be a sore loser.

Hells yeah. America voted on it biggrin.gif

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 01:56 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 08:45 PM)
Hells yeah. America voted on it biggrin.gif

Yup, and America always knows what's best.

Posted by: Jailer411 Apr 12 2009, 01:58 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 11 2009, 07:56 PM)
Yup, and America always knows what's best.

Now's the time to remind you of slavery.

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 02:04 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 08:58 PM)
Now's the time to remind you of slavery.

I was being sarcastic, but where's my money! I want my money!

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 12 2009, 02:07 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

angry.gif No.

Yes cool.gif

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 02:12 AM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

angry.gif No.

Yes cool.gif

His superb winning ability gives him an automatic win!

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 12 2009, 02:16 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:12 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

angry.gif No.

Yes cool.gif

His superb winning ability gives him an automatic win!

His superb winning ability may swerve people like Oprah...but these people ain't Oprah.

Barack can't win against someone who hates him, as nearly proven by the skinheads...

But, I respect your position on the matter.

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 02:48 AM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:16 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:12 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

angry.gif No.

Yes cool.gif

His superb winning ability gives him an automatic win!

His superb winning ability may swerve people like Oprah...but these people ain't Oprah.

Barack can't win against someone who hates him, as nearly proven by the skinheads...

But, I respect your position on the matter.

...These people dry.gif

Posted by: Marvel Man Apr 12 2009, 04:52 AM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 02:16 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:12 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

angry.gif No.

Yes cool.gif

His superb winning ability gives him an automatic win!

His superb winning ability may swerve people like Oprah...but these people ain't Oprah.

Barack can't win against someone who hates him, as nearly proven by the skinheads...

But, I respect your position on the matter.

Oprah?!

Oprah is not allowed in this match. She'd stomp all over the place!

Posted by: Bloody_Freak Apr 12 2009, 05:19 AM
Obama defeats the Clintons, but McCain is WAY more combat trained than him and will make a mockery out of him. tongue.gif

Posted by: Granobulax Apr 12 2009, 04:06 PM
John McCain FTW.

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 09:35 PM
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Apr 12 2009, 12:19 AM)
Obama defeats the Clintons, but McCain is WAY more combat trained than him and will make a mockery out of him. tongue.gif

John McCain can hardly lift his arms he's not fighting anyone!

Posted by: videogameman Apr 12 2009, 09:38 PM
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 12 2009, 04:06 PM)
John McCain FTW.

A fellow Maverick! biggrin.gif

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 09:41 PM
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 12 2009, 04:38 PM)
A fellow Maverick! biggrin.gif

John McCain can't even move his arms! He's too old. All he'll do is take a nap.

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 12 2009, 10:05 PM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:48 AM)

...These people dry.gif

Can take down Obama...

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 10:13 PM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 05:05 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:48 AM)

...These people dry.gif

Can take down Obama...

Where?! No, they can't.

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 12 2009, 10:20 PM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 10:13 PM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 05:05 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:48 AM)

...These people dry.gif

Can take down Obama...

Where?! No, they can't.

Obama learned from books...Bush and McCain learned from going to a foreign country, then kicking @$$, then coming home.

You might disregard McCain by claiming that being in prison means he gets whupped here, but his determination to get through is still much more than Obama's tongue.gif

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 10:42 PM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 05:20 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 10:13 PM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 05:05 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:48 AM)

...These people dry.gif

Can take down Obama...

Where?! No, they can't.

Obama learned from books...Bush and McCain learned from going to a foreign country, then kicking @$$, then coming home.

You might disregard McCain by claiming that being in prison means he gets whupped here, but his determination to get through is still much more than Obama's tongue.gif

You really believe that McCain will have a chance in a fist fight against Obama? McCain is too old now. Maybe in his glory days...

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 12 2009, 10:45 PM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 10:42 PM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 05:20 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 10:13 PM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 05:05 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:48 AM)

...These people dry.gif

Can take down Obama...

Where?! No, they can't.

Obama learned from books...Bush and McCain learned from going to a foreign country, then kicking @$$, then coming home.

You might disregard McCain by claiming that being in prison means he gets whupped here, but his determination to get through is still much more than Obama's tongue.gif

You really believe that McCain will have a chance in a fist fight against Obama? McCain is too old now. Maybe in his glory days...

Now, of course not. McCain lost that chance when he stopped exercising and got cancer...
...But he's still a much better fighter than Obama.

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 11:27 PM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 05:45 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 10:42 PM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 05:20 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 10:13 PM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 05:05 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:48 AM)

...These people dry.gif

Can take down Obama...

Where?! No, they can't.

Obama learned from books...Bush and McCain learned from going to a foreign country, then kicking @$$, then coming home.

You might disregard McCain by claiming that being in prison means he gets whupped here, but his determination to get through is still much more than Obama's tongue.gif

You really believe that McCain will have a chance in a fist fight against Obama? McCain is too old now. Maybe in his glory days...

Now, of course not. McCain lost that chance when he stopped exercising and got cancer...
...But he's still a much better fighter than Obama.

Was woul be a better word to use.

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 12 2009, 11:33 PM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 11:27 PM)

Was would be a better word to use.

...Maybe. He still has better skills...in fighting...

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 11:43 PM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 06:33 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 11:27 PM)

Was would be a better word to use.

...Maybe. He still has better skills...in fighting...

Not any more. He can't move.

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 12 2009, 11:46 PM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 11:43 PM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 06:33 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 11:27 PM)

Was would be a better word to use.

...Maybe. He still has better skills...in fighting...

Not any more. He can't move.

Yes he can...maybe not as fast as he used to, but he can.

Posted by: Darkender Apr 12 2009, 11:49 PM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 06:46 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 11:43 PM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 06:33 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 11:27 PM)

Was would be a better word to use.

...Maybe. He still has better skills...in fighting...

Not any more. He can't move.

Yes he can...maybe not as fast as he used to, but he can.

I doubt he can go to the bathroom with out trouble.

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 13 2009, 12:15 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 11:49 PM)

I doubt he can go to the bathroom with out trouble.

...I bet Obama has trouble making a political decision without one of his staff, or one of his books to back him up with advice.

Posted by: Darkender Apr 13 2009, 12:16 AM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 07:15 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 11:49 PM)

I doubt he can go to the bathroom with out trouble.

...I bet Obama has trouble making a political decision without one of his staff, or one of his books to back him up with advice.

...that has nothing to do with fighting.

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Apr 13 2009, 04:10 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 13 2009, 12:16 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 07:15 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 11:49 PM)

I doubt he can go to the bathroom with out trouble.

...I bet Obama has trouble making a political decision without one of his staff, or one of his books to back him up with advice.

...that has nothing to do with fighting.

Exactly which is why Obama will lose. He wouldn't know wheather to throw his left or right fist first, and by then it'll be too late.

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