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Posted by: videogameman Aug 10 2008, 03:32 AM
I always thought this should be done. Geomease never did it, so I am.

{takes place after Calvin and Hobbes vs Bugs Bunny}

{takes place after Calvin and Hobbes vs Jason}

{takes place after Calvin and Hobbes vs Freddy Krueger}

Freedy edged closer to the two. Calvin and Hobbes were beaten, couldn't move. Calvin got an idea.

Calvin: I got an idea, but it will be risky.

Hobbes: It has to be better than being chopped to pieces!

Calvin whispered his plan, and Hobbes paled. Calvin began imagineing, and suddenly, a giant, bestial, Susie, Moe, and Rosalyn.

Freddy:What the-

He was soon ripped apart before the two's very eyes. Yet, they were not scarred.

Calvin: It's like watching a horror movie!

Hobbes: I think it needs some more charecter develpment.

Calvin: It could, but then the mindless action many craved would be dampened.

Hobbes: Good point.

The giant beasts were walking towards Calvin and Hobbes.

Calvin and Hobbes:WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

Cop: Kid? Kid?

The two's eyes opened.

Cop: You're the only surviver. You are quite lucky, kid. Few have lived through Jason's serial killings.

Calvin: Hobbes! We're alive!

Hobbes: Yes!

The cop, of course, did not hear anything from Hobbes.

Cop: Come on, lets take you home.

When they got home, Calvin's Mom and dad rushed to Calvin and hugged him, teary eyed.

Calvin's Mom: When we heard what happened, we were worried sick!

Calvin: Well, I hope this means you take me more seriously in the future.

Calvin's Dad:We will. But you're still grounded for watching those movies.

Calvin: Darn.

Hobbes: So touching. But don't I deserve a hug?

Calvin: Here you go, Hobbes.

The two shared a hug.

The next morning.....

Calvin and Hobbes were bored. Again.

Calvin: What do we do now?

Hobbes: How about we think about the meaning of life?

Calvin: I already figured that out. You eat, sleep, lie, steal, betray, fight, and do the occasionly good thing.

Hobbes: That's deep.

Calvin: I know. I know.

Suddenly, the Animaniacs came on. A sly smile came on Calvin's face.

Hobbes: You're going to bring them to life, aren't you?

Calvin: You know me too well.

Hobbes: Remember what happened with Bugs Bunny?

Calvin: We won, didn't we? We'll just be more careful.

They went upstairs and brought out the machine.

Calvin: Lets turn this thing on!

It zapped the TV and the three Warner Siblings popped out.

Yakko: Hey, your Calvin, aren't ya? Everybody's talking about how you beat Bugs. So, what do you want?

Calvin: I want you, to tell me, what species you are! It's one of the biggest mysteries in cartoon history.

Wakko: Sorry, can't tell you.

Calvin: What?

Dot: Sorry, it's in our contracts.

They showed the contracts, and held a maginfiying glass above the specific subject.

Yakko: See? Oh, we also have to introduce ourselves! I'm Yakko!

Wakko: I'm Wakko!

Dot: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third! But you can call me Dot. But don't call me Dottie, or you'll die.

Calvin: Really?

Calvin had to get some fun. Hobbes shook his head.

Yakko: He's going to get it now.

Wakko: Yep.

Calvin: Hey, Dottie.

Dot pulled a giant water gun.

Dot: Goodbye, Snotty!

Calvin: To the escape pod!

The closet door opened, and revealed the pod. They ran inside.

Calvin: I always wanted to use it.

It blasted off. Dot fumed. But wakko and Yakko smiled.

Dot: Why are you happy?

Yakko: Well, we wanted to wait untill it was your birthday.

Wakko: We made you a Mel Gibson space station with Mel Gibson lasers.

Dot: Oh thank you!

Wakko pulled out a button.

Wakko: I'll give you the honors.

Dot: Thank you.

Dot pushed the button, and the pod crashed down. There was Mel Gibsons all around as a bonus.

Dot: Hello beautiful!

She went around kissing all of them.

Wakko: Oh, you look like you need some help.

Wakko pulled out his giant hammer.

Wakko: Oh, and here's a banana.

He threw a banana and smashed the missed the two, but the wind knocked them to the wall.

Calvin: {Woody Woodpecker laugh}

Yakko: Uh oh, copyright infringement. Here come the lawyers.

Lawyers: Sue Sue Sue Sue!

They trampled the two. They managed to get up.

Calvin: That's it! Hobbes, sick 'em!

Hobbes: Got it!

Dot, however, revealed her pet monster, and it fell instantly in love with Hobbes.

Hobbes: Yelp.

Calvin: Quick! Get the laser guns. It'll send them back into the cartoon world!

They grabbed them and stood tall.

Calvin: Lets get dangerous.

Yakko: Oh, now here comes the Disney lawyers. Look out, they're beasts!

They heard giant monster sounds outside.

Calvin: Oh come on!

Can they send the Warner brothers {and sister} back to where they belong? Or will they be defeated?

This fight posted by: videogameman

Posted by: granobulax Aug 10 2008, 11:36 AM
I like this match up but Calvin made a huge mistake. He called Dot, Dottie. She will not rest until Calvin has been punnished for his crime.

Great idea for a match though!

Posted by: Phalanx Aug 10 2008, 07:16 PM
Animaniacs would kick Calvin and Hobbe's ass and Bugs Bunny shouldn't have lost to them on CBUB.

Posted by: granobulax Aug 11 2008, 01:57 AM
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Aug 10 2008, 07:16 PM)
Animaniacs would kick Calvin and Hobbe's ass and Bugs Bunny shouldn't have lost to them on CBUB.

How did Bugs Bunny loose to Calvin and Hobbes anyway? Does anyone know? huh.gif

Posted by: Phalanx Aug 11 2008, 03:30 AM
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 11 2008, 01:57 AM)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Aug 10 2008, 07:16 PM)
Animaniacs would kick Calvin and Hobbe's ass and Bugs Bunny shouldn't have lost to them on CBUB.

How did Bugs Bunny loose to Calvin and Hobbes anyway? Does anyone know? huh.gif

I have no idea. Plus Bugs Bunny should have only at most 3 losses up to date.

Posted by: videogameman Aug 11 2008, 05:23 AM
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 11 2008, 01:57 AM)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Aug 10 2008, 07:16 PM)
Animaniacs would kick Calvin and Hobbe's ass and Bugs Bunny shouldn't have lost to them on CBUB.

How did Bugs Bunny loose to Calvin and Hobbes anyway? Does anyone know? huh.gif

I made that match.

Posted by: Phalanx Aug 12 2008, 08:27 PM
QUOTE (videogameman @ Aug 11 2008, 05:23 AM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Aug 11 2008, 01:57 AM)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Aug 10 2008, 07:16 PM)
Animaniacs would kick Calvin and Hobbe's ass and Bugs Bunny shouldn't have lost to them on CBUB.

How did Bugs Bunny loose to Calvin and Hobbes anyway? Does anyone know? huh.gif

I made that match.

yeah ironic bugs is slightly stronger than the animaniacs and he "lost" to calvin & hobbes , whereas they lost to animaniacs.

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