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Posted by: Bandit Jun 2 2009, 08:08 AM
Ha, yep this may be it for me everybody. I've done a stupid teenage mistake. Getting someone pregent. Now, we did not do it just to do it. We did it because we love each other. (Ok, she tempted me and I could not help it. Dam hormones. Dam my middle name being Adam.) Lol. Yet I laugh. I'm trying to have a postivie outlook on this.

Insted of worrying. I gotta be strong. Ya know? I gotta believe that it will all work out. It is my job now to provide and protect. I must become a man.

I can do this. When times get ruff I will think of all of you on here. I love you all. Even though we do not know each other in real life.

Try not to make the same choice that I did. was it worth it? Lol. Hell no! However, I gotta family now and I will do anything I must to help them.

I'm crying right now. Believe it. Out of happiness though. I will not let hate,sad,and sorrow consume me. Insted I will be happy,fun, and caring.

I know the begining will be ruff. But I also no it will get better.

Just remeber I love you all and you all are great. No matter what. Never give up.

Maybe one day I will return. Im not gone yet. But will be soon.

I hope this site will always be up. Lol. Who knows maybe in the future. There will be a Haven populated by are kids. Lol.

I love you all. See ya all on the flipside. Becareful, Be safe, and have fun. Never give up.

Bidding farewell - Your random Bandit The monkey king of Haven.

http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=n11052927375878.jpg




Posted by: Bandit Jun 2 2009, 08:09 AM
I love you. Bye.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 2 2009, 11:49 AM
You're retarted. It's just a a baby. You're not dying. Unless, your parents kill you. Trust me. There will still be plenty of time for Haven. Look at Grano and I. Babies, jobs, wives...etc...

Posted by: M Bison Jun 2 2009, 01:14 PM
Dude.

Condoms.


Good luck with the kid and all, but you you didn't use a condom you are retarded.

Posted by: videogameman Jun 2 2009, 01:50 PM
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 2 2009, 01:14 PM)
Dude.

Condoms.


Good luck with the kid and all, but you you didn't use a condom you are retarded.

Bison's sensitivity astounds me. We'll miss ya, Bandit.

NANA NANA! HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE!

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Jun 2 2009, 02:10 PM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 2 2009, 06:49 AM)
You're retarted. It's just a a baby. You're not dying. Unless, your parents kill you. Trust me. There will still be plenty of time for Haven. Look at Grano and I. Babies, jobs, wives...etc...

I think it complicates things when you're this young treach. As it is, he's only probably leaving for a few days until he gets things straightened out, and then, when everything has been planned out, he'll come back.

Although, I should reprimand you for doing something like this...But, I'll leave that to treach and M Bison. sleep.gif

Posted by: M Bison Jun 2 2009, 02:23 PM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Jun 2 2009, 02:10 PM)
Although, I should reprimand you for doing something like this...But, I'll leave that to treach and M Bison. sleep.gif

Well... I reprimand the lack of condom, but the sex?

Sex is always good.

Posted by: MarvelFan15 Jun 2 2009, 02:36 PM
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 2 2009, 09:23 AM)
Well... I reprimand the lack of condom, but the sex?

Sex is always good.

mellow.gif
laugh.gif

How do you know I wasn't reprimanding him for lack of condoms? What makes you so sure it was the sex? wink.gif

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 2 2009, 03:03 PM
Depends on who the sex is with. But seriously, use condoms. That's the only way to be even though they make you less sensitive, which sucks.

Posted by: Bloody_Freak Jun 2 2009, 04:02 PM
laugh.gif Well that sucks. Hope it all works out man. wink.gif

Posted by: Bandit Jun 2 2009, 04:02 PM
Yeah. Sorry. I was really emotional last night. I do feel stupid now though. Sorry.


Posted by: Bandit Jun 2 2009, 04:04 PM
We were safe. It just broke.

Sorry. I just got really emotional. Thats all.

Posted by: Marvel Man Jun 2 2009, 04:50 PM
Whoa.

Well, what does she look like? And how is everything with your parents/her's?
Still, those are questions for another day.

Good luck mate. Stay strong.

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 2 2009, 05:21 PM
QUOTE (Bandit @ Jun 2 2009, 05:04 PM)
We were safe. It just broke.

Sorry. I just got really emotional. Thats all.

LMAO!!!!



OH DEAR GOD! YOU BROKE YOUR CONDOM!


Hahahahahaha. Oh my god. That's hilarious. Why wouldn't you get a new one then? Plus, didn't it hurt like a B**** when it broke?

Posted by: treacherous Jun 2 2009, 06:06 PM
I was just telling him that it's not the end of the world. It's not good by any means, but it's not the end of the world either. Very stupid Bandit (Time for the reprimand part).

I'm mean, I'm glad to see that you can get some, but geez. Look what happened. That's one of the bigger risks. Now, you have a HUGE responsibility for the rest of your life. You are tied to that girl forever. And you better take care of that child. If I hear you aren't taking care of that baby, I will personally hunt you down and find you and...

Well anyway, get a job. Good luck.


Posted by: Bandit Jun 2 2009, 06:08 PM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 2 2009, 06:06 PM)
I was just telling him that it's not the end of the world. It's not good by any means, but it's not the end of the world either. Very stupid Bandit (Time for the reprimand part).

I'm mean, I'm glad to see that you can get some, but geez. Look what happened. That's one of the bigger risks. Now, you have a HUGE responsibility for the rest of your life. You are tied to that girl forever. And you better take care of that child. If I hear you aren't taking care of that baby, I will personally hunt you down and find you and...

Well anyway, get a job. Good luck.

Trust me. I will. I will never abandoned them.

To Surfer. We did.

Posted by: Solomon Jun 2 2009, 08:21 PM
It'll be alright Bandit.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 2 2009, 10:05 PM
Now Grano and I have someone else to share baby pictures with.

Posted by: beast93boy Jun 3 2009, 12:26 AM
Good luck man. I have full faith that you can handle yourself out there in the real world.

Posted by: The Last Technomancer Jun 3 2009, 12:38 AM
Haven with our kids on it? rolleyes.gif laugh.gif That'd be scary. I think they'd get sick of the war stories of old men. Then agin we could just ground them by suspending their accounts.

Posted by: beast93boy Jun 3 2009, 12:47 AM
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 2 2009, 01:14 PM)
Dude.

Condoms.


Good luck with the kid and all, but you you didn't use a condom you are retarded.

Quick question...
how do I get laid?

I mean, you guys are just as, if not more nerdy than me... so how do you do it? Is there a secret to being a nerd and getting laid?


Not that I really care yet. Just wondering for when the time comes.

Posted by: nicker Jun 3 2009, 01:06 AM
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 3 2009, 12:47 AM)
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 2 2009, 01:14 PM)
Dude.

Condoms.


Good luck with the kid and all, but you you didn't use a condom you are retarded.

Quick question...
how do I get laid?

I mean, you guys are just as, if not more nerdy than me... so how do you do it? Is there a secret to being a nerd and getting laid?


Not that I really care yet. Just wondering for when the time comes.

A: Act smooth and take her out to dinner then convince her for getting it on with you.

B: Date a blond.

C: Sing this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0

Posted by: Marvel Man Jun 3 2009, 01:09 AM
ND4, did you just give him tips on being laid?

....... mellow.gif

Posted by: nicker Jun 3 2009, 01:11 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 3 2009, 01:09 AM)
ND4, did you just give him tips on being laid?

....... mellow.gif

What Marv you a guy in your twenties need advice on getting boned from a 12 year old? tongue.gif

Posted by: Marvel Man Jun 3 2009, 01:15 AM
QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 3 2009, 01:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 3 2009, 01:09 AM)
ND4, did you just give him tips on being laid?

....... mellow.gif

What Marv you a guy in your twenties need advice on getting boned from a 12 year old? tongue.gif

Actually, Tip #2 really works.

Posted by: nicker Jun 3 2009, 01:16 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 3 2009, 01:15 AM)
QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 3 2009, 01:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 3 2009, 01:09 AM)
ND4, did you just give him tips on being laid?

....... mellow.gif

What Marv you a guy in your twenties need advice on getting boned from a 12 year old? tongue.gif

Actually, Tip #2 really works.

Oh I thought you were mad. mellow.gif

What about the 3rd one?

Posted by: Shadow Fenrir Jun 3 2009, 01:21 AM
Bandit...that really broke my heart when you posted that...Good luck, thanks for all the fun times on here. smile.gif Carpe Diem! I hope the kid becomes random like you!

ND4: Dude! Not cool! Its not any of your business...plus, its off topic a bit.

Marv: Ha!

Posted by: Shadow Fenrir Jun 3 2009, 01:22 AM
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 3 2009, 12:47 AM)
Quick question...
how do I get laid?

I mean, you guys are just as, if not more nerdy than me... so how do you do it? Is there a secret to being a nerd and getting laid?


Not that I really care yet. Just wondering for when the time comes.

laugh.gif We're cool nerds, that's why!

Posted by: Marvel Man Jun 3 2009, 01:35 AM
QUOTE (Shadow Fenrir @ Jun 3 2009, 01:21 AM)
Marv: Ha!

biggrin.gif

Maybe it's just me. cool.gif

Posted by: Shadow Fenrir Jun 3 2009, 01:54 AM
Well, seeing that chicks don't "dig" me anymore thanks to my weight issue, I'ma gonna start losing weight...I'm up to 274... ohmy.gif

Posted by: Darkender Jun 3 2009, 01:57 AM
Yea, if I don't have a condom it's a no. lol I'm too young and sexy to have a baby.


Good luck though.

Posted by: nicker Jun 3 2009, 02:37 AM
QUOTE (Shadow Fenrir @ Jun 3 2009, 01:21 AM)
Bandit...that really broke my heart when you posted that...Good luck, thanks for all the fun times on here. smile.gif Carpe Diem! I hope the kid becomes random like you!

ND4: Dude! Not cool! Its not any of your business...plus, its off topic a bit.

Marv: Ha!

Carpe Diem?

Also hey I was kidding with Marv.

You know that right Marv?

sad.gif sad.gif
I hope you make a great dad and everything works out dude.

Posted by: nicker Jun 3 2009, 02:38 AM
QUOTE (Shadow Fenrir @ Jun 3 2009, 01:54 AM)
Well, seeing that chicks don't "dig" me anymore thanks to my weight issue, I'ma gonna start losing weight...I'm up to 274... ohmy.gif

.....

Your kidding right Eth?

Posted by: GruntKilla06 Jun 3 2009, 04:41 AM
QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 3 2009, 02:38 AM)
.....

Your kidding right Eth?

Don't be insensitive. dry.gif

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 3 2009, 04:51 AM
Well, there are multiple things about getting a girl.

1. Find someone you sincerely like. You can't get your mind off her.

2. Decide to grow some balls and go after her.

3. Be yourself.

4. Reciprocity. Once the girl knows you like her, the chances of her liking you increase.

5. Be yourself.

6. Grow some balls and work for her.

7. Be yourself.

8. Make her love you for who you are.


That's really about it. It's not about getting laid. It's about getting loved.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. The only thing I regret in life is being laid, as weird as that sounds.

Posted by: Marvel Man Jun 3 2009, 05:09 AM
That sounds very weird.

Posted by: M Bison Jun 3 2009, 08:14 AM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 04:51 AM)
Well, there are multiple things about getting a girl.

1. Find someone you sincerely like. You can't get your mind off her.

2. Decide to grow some balls and go after her.

3. Be yourself.

4. Reciprocity. Once the girl knows you like her, the chances of her liking you increase.

5. Be yourself.

6. Grow some balls and work for her.

7. Be yourself.

8. Make her love you for who you are.


That's really about it. It's not about getting laid. It's about getting loved.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. The only thing I regret in life is being laid, as weird as that sounds.

Mine are better.

1. Go to a party. Or some place with copious amounts of alcohol.

2. Chug it.

3. Hit on someone who's had as much as you have.

4. Enjoy.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. And like hell I regret it.

Getting a partner ends in pain a lot for people of teenage age. Do your best to get a girlfriend of course, you need the experience. But casual sex is more fun.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 3 2009, 11:55 AM
rolleyes.gif

Where's Grano when you need him? Wait till I tell him this.

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 3 2009, 05:15 PM
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 3 2009, 09:14 AM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 04:51 AM)
Well, there are multiple things about getting a girl.

1. Find someone you sincerely like. You can't get your mind off her.

2. Decide to grow some balls and go after her.

3. Be yourself.

4. Reciprocity. Once the girl knows you like her, the chances of her liking you increase.

5. Be yourself.

6. Grow some balls and work for her.

7. Be yourself.

8. Make her love you for who you are.


That's really about it. It's not about getting laid. It's about getting loved.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. The only thing I regret in life is being laid, as weird as that sounds.

Mine are better.

1. Go to a party. Or some place with copious amounts of alcohol.

2. Chug it.

3. Hit on someone who's had as much as you have.

4. Enjoy.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. And like hell I regret it.

Getting a partner ends in pain a lot for people of teenage age. Do your best to get a girlfriend of course, you need the experience. But casual sex is more fun.

My pain was the fact that she couldn't do S*** in bed so I was doing all the work. Doing ALL the work hurts after a while.



Also, the main difference between mine and Hammy's description is this.


Mine isn't rape. His is.

Posted by: M Bison Jun 3 2009, 05:32 PM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 05:15 PM)
My pain was the fact that she couldn't do S*** in bed so I was doing all the work. Doing ALL the work hurts after a while.


Also, the main difference between mine and Hammy's description is this.


Mine isn't rape. His is.

Haha, first point is true, the first time is always crap.

Second point isn't. She was fully aware of her actions. There was full consent on her part, being completely nervous as I am I made sure I kept asking her if she was sure she wanted to do it and stuff. She was perfectly happy in the morning...

You know maybe it wasn't the alcohol...

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 3 2009, 05:35 PM
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 3 2009, 06:32 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 05:15 PM)
My pain was the fact that she couldn't do S*** in bed so I was doing all the work. Doing ALL the work hurts after a while.


Also, the main difference between mine and Hammy's description is this.


Mine isn't rape. His is.

Haha, first point is true, the first time is always crap.

Second point isn't. She was fully aware of her actions. There was full consent on her part, being completely nervous as I am I made sure I kept asking her if she was sure she wanted to do it and stuff. She was perfectly happy in the morning...

You know maybe it wasn't the alcohol...

It wasn't our first time. It was like our 15th. She just sucked.



It's always the alcohol for you.

Posted by: M Bison Jun 3 2009, 05:46 PM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 05:35 PM)
It wasn't our first time. It was like our 15th. She just sucked.



It's always the alcohol for you.

Jesus.

Nope.

Posted by: daps&pounds Jun 3 2009, 06:23 PM
Bandit: I know we didn't talk much but good luck man, do right by that baby.


Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 3 2009, 07:20 PM
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 3 2009, 06:46 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 05:35 PM)
It wasn't our first time. It was like our 15th. She just sucked.



It's always the alcohol for you.

Jesus.

Nope.

You will never get a sober woman. Ever.


At least, no self respecting, sober woman.

Posted by: M Bison Jun 3 2009, 07:24 PM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 07:20 PM)
You will never get a sober woman. Ever.


At least, no self respecting, sober woman.

Calamity

Posted by: treacherous Jun 3 2009, 07:33 PM
Ooooh.

Posted by: Shadow Fenrir Jun 3 2009, 07:40 PM
QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 3 2009, 02:38 AM)
.....

Your kidding right Eth?

Yeah, I'm serious...if you want to talk mopre, PM me, this topic is about Bandit...its not really a problem.

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 3 2009, 07:59 PM
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 3 2009, 08:24 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 07:20 PM)
You will never get a sober woman. Ever.


At least, no self respecting, sober woman.

Calamity

Oh. OH.




Well, clearly, she's not self respecting, now is she?

Posted by: M Bison Jun 3 2009, 08:06 PM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 07:59 PM)
Well, clearly, she's not self respecting, now is she?

I wouldn't say that.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 3 2009, 08:14 PM
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 3 2009, 08:06 PM)
I wouldn't say that.

I would. She's obviously sick.

Posted by: The Last Technomancer Jun 3 2009, 09:12 PM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 3 2009, 03:14 PM)
I would.  She's obviously sick.

laugh.gif That was good; I can't stop laughing at the whole exchange! I have learned on thing though: when Hammy wants to gt laid his first thought is psmiley22.gif Of course, just talking with him I find that incredibly justified.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 3 2009, 09:58 PM
My question is will Calamity admit to this transaction of bodily fluids?

Posted by: M Bison Jun 3 2009, 10:05 PM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 3 2009, 09:58 PM)
My question is will Calamity admit to this transaction of bodily fluids?

Considering we split up two weeks ago...

Yeah, probably.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 3 2009, 10:16 PM
Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: M Bison Jun 3 2009, 10:20 PM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 3 2009, 10:16 PM)
Sorry to hear that.

Meh. We're still friends.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 3 2009, 10:34 PM
Friends with ...???

Posted by: M Bison Jun 3 2009, 10:40 PM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 3 2009, 10:34 PM)
Friends with ...???

Calamity and I.

Posted by: Granobulax Jun 3 2009, 11:42 PM
Wow, way too young, but this happens every day and I know you're a good enough of a guy to do the right thing. I wish you the very best of luck. I can see that you'll do well with playing with your baby when he/she gets a little older.

You'll have to post pictures like treacherous and I though. He and I won't be so alone.

@ treacherous: And we thought Solomon was going to be the next one... laugh.gif

Posted by: Granobulax Jun 3 2009, 11:43 PM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 3 2009, 10:34 PM)
Friends with ...???

benefits???

Posted by: Solomon Jun 3 2009, 11:58 PM
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Jun 3 2009, 11:42 PM)
Wow, way too young, but this happens every day and I know you're a good enough of a guy to do the right thing. I wish you the very best of luck. I can see that you'll do well with playing with your baby when he/she gets a little older.

You'll have to post pictures like treacherous and I though. He and I won't be so alone.

@ treacherous: And we thought Solomon was going to be the next one... laugh.gif

Grano!!!!! Your back!

Hey, my secretness knows no bounds.

Posted by: Jailer411 Jun 4 2009, 12:07 AM
QUOTE (Solomon @ Jun 3 2009, 05:58 PM)
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Jun 3 2009, 11:42 PM)
Wow, way too young, but this happens every day and I know you're a good enough of a guy to do the right thing. I wish you the very best of luck. I can see that you'll do well with playing with your baby when he/she gets a little older.

You'll have to post pictures like treacherous and I though. He and I won't be so alone.

@ treacherous: And we thought Solomon was going to be the next one... laugh.gif

Grano!!!!! Your back!

Hey, my secretness knows no bounds.

You're, not your. You have a habit of doing that.

@Grano: How do you know that Solomon doesn't have children already?

Posted by: Marvel Man Jun 4 2009, 12:11 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Jun 4 2009, 12:07 AM)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Jun 3 2009, 05:58 PM)
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Jun 3 2009, 11:42 PM)
Wow, way too young, but this happens every day and I know you're a good enough of a guy to do the right thing. I wish you the very best of luck. I can see that you'll do well with playing with your baby when he/she gets a little older.

You'll have to post pictures like treacherous and I though. He and I won't be so alone.

@ treacherous: And we thought Solomon was going to be the next one... laugh.gif

Grano!!!!! Your back!

Hey, my secretness knows no bounds.

You're, not your. You have a habit of doing that.

@Grano: How do you know that Solomon doesn't have children already?

Isn't that the point of Solomon's post? We really don't know.

Heck, I might have kids. Maybe Jailer too. Or even ND4?!

Posted by: nicker Jun 4 2009, 12:41 AM
.... Please don't curse that upon me.

Posted by: Solomon Jun 4 2009, 01:22 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Jun 4 2009, 12:07 AM)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Jun 3 2009, 05:58 PM)
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Jun 3 2009, 11:42 PM)
Wow, way too young, but this happens every day and I know you're a good enough of a guy to do the right thing. I wish you the very best of luck. I can see that you'll do well with playing with your baby when he/she gets a little older.

You'll have to post pictures like treacherous and I though. He and I won't be so alone.

@ treacherous: And we thought Solomon was going to be the next one... laugh.gif

Grano!!!!! Your back!

Hey, my secretness knows no bounds.

You're, not your. You have a habit of doing that.

@Grano: How do you know that Solomon doesn't have children already?

No there's something on Grano's BACK!

Kill it!! Kill it!!! angry.gif

Posted by: The Ripper Jun 4 2009, 01:22 AM
I've been reading this thread, and I am absolutely shocked. blink.gif wacko.gif unsure.gif

I do hope Bandit endures the hardships well. May he stay strong.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 4 2009, 01:32 AM
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Jun 3 2009, 11:43 PM)
benefits???

Bingo. Good job.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 4 2009, 01:33 AM
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Jun 4 2009, 01:22 AM)
I do hope Bandit endures the hardships well. May he stay strong.

As long as you love your child, there is no hardship.

Posted by: Darkender Jun 4 2009, 01:45 AM
That seriously sucks though, how old is he 15?

Posted by: Solomon Jun 4 2009, 01:47 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Jun 4 2009, 01:45 AM)
That seriously sucks though, how old is he 15?

16...Going on 17.

Posted by: Darkender Jun 4 2009, 01:50 AM
QUOTE (Solomon @ Jun 3 2009, 09:47 PM)
16...Going on 17.

Still young, but at least he's old enough to get a decent job or something, but that still sucks.

Posted by: beast93boy Jun 4 2009, 02:55 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Jun 4 2009, 01:50 AM)
Still young, but at least he's old enough to get a decent job or something, but that still sucks.

It really does.

I'm the same age, and I can't imagine getting a girl pregnant.

I probably have to get laid first, so I don't think it's ever going to be a problem.

Posted by: nicker Jun 4 2009, 03:14 AM
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 4 2009, 02:55 AM)
It really does.

I'm the same age, and I can't imagine getting a girl pregnant.

I probably have to get laid first, so I don't think it's ever going to be a problem.

The sad thing is that I might know where Bandit lives.


Posted by: Marvel Man Jun 4 2009, 03:18 AM
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 4 2009, 02:55 AM)
It really does.

I'm the same age, and I can't imagine getting a girl pregnant.

I probably have to get laid first, so I don't think it's ever going to be a problem.

Look at all those tips we gave you?!

Drunk, Blonde, etc.

All should work.

Except the "be yourself one". That one's crazy.

Posted by: beast93boy Jun 4 2009, 04:16 AM
I'm not that interested in getting laid for some reason. I just wanted to know for when I am...

I mean, who needs the risk of STDs when your hand is always there for you? (Unless you lose it in a war or something...)

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 4 2009, 05:03 AM
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 4 2009, 05:16 AM)
I'm not that interested in getting laid for some reason. I just wanted to know for when I am...

I mean, who needs the risk of STDs when your hand is always there for you? (Unless you lose it in a war or something...)

Trust me, the hand doesn't compare. I also got laid when I was 16. I'm only 17 now. Just use protection.








And remember, my tips are for a relationship. Then you just take it away from there.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 4 2009, 12:09 PM
STD's, babies, crazy women!! It's a risky business.

Posted by: nicker Jun 4 2009, 05:22 PM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 05:03 AM)
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 4 2009, 05:16 AM)
I'm not that interested in getting laid for some reason.  I just wanted to know for when I am...

I mean, who needs the risk of STDs when your hand is always there for you?  (Unless you lose it in a war or something...)

Trust me, the hand doesn't compare. I also got laid when I was 16. I'm only 17 now. Just use protection.








And remember, my tips are for a relationship. Then you just take it away from there.

...Weird I thought you were 18.

Also Surf didn''t you say that your girlfriend sucked in bed?

Posted by: The Last Technomancer Jun 4 2009, 06:58 PM
I like Surfer's method better than Hammy's because it's smart. If I might add one more: wait until you're moved out of your parents' house, married and cand support yourself and your family. Then no condoms are needed.

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 4 2009, 07:59 PM
QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 4 2009, 06:22 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 05:03 AM)
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 4 2009, 05:16 AM)
I'm not that interested in getting laid for some reason.  I just wanted to know for when I am...

I mean, who needs the risk of STDs when your hand is always there for you?  (Unless you lose it in a war or something...)

Trust me, the hand doesn't compare. I also got laid when I was 16. I'm only 17 now. Just use protection.








And remember, my tips are for a relationship. Then you just take it away from there.

...Weird I thought you were 18.

Also Surf didn''t you say that your girlfriend sucked in bed?

She was horrible.

Posted by: Pseudonym Jun 4 2009, 08:07 PM
QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 4 2009, 01:22 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 05:03 AM)
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 4 2009, 05:16 AM)
I'm not that interested in getting laid for some reason.  I just wanted to know for when I am...

I mean, who needs the risk of STDs when your hand is always there for you?  (Unless you lose it in a war or something...)

Trust me, the hand doesn't compare. I also got laid when I was 16. I'm only 17 now. Just use protection.








And remember, my tips are for a relationship. Then you just take it away from there.

...Weird I thought you were 18.

Also Surf didn''t you say that your girlfriend sucked in bed?

She didn't laugh.gif cool.gif

Posted by: Shadow Fenrir Jun 4 2009, 08:08 PM
I'm guessing it was her first time too...


Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 4 2009, 10:05 PM
QUOTE (Shadow Fenrir @ Jun 4 2009, 09:08 PM)
I'm guessing it was her first time too...

Okay. She epically failed way after our 1st time, okay. Holy crap. I've already said that.


And the best way to get pleasure? Don't use a condom. No joke.

Posted by: Shadow Fenrir Jun 4 2009, 10:08 PM
Didn't think about that... mellow.gif

Posted by: treacherous Jun 4 2009, 11:40 PM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 10:05 PM)


And the best way to get pleasure? Don't use a condom. No joke.

Surfer!! What tha fudge?!? That's so epically stupid. It's true, but stupid. I know a guy that just found out he's got a baby on the way because of that.

Posted by: Marvel Man Jun 5 2009, 12:46 AM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 4 2009, 11:40 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 10:05 PM)


And the best way to get pleasure? Don't use a condom. No joke.

Surfer!! What tha fudge?!? That's so epically stupid. It's true, but stupid. I know a guy that just found out he's got a baby on the way because of that.

Treach, how come you don't give this type of advice?

Posted by: nicker Jun 5 2009, 01:48 AM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 07:59 PM)
QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 4 2009, 06:22 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 05:03 AM)
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 4 2009, 05:16 AM)
I'm not that interested in getting laid for some reason.  I just wanted to know for when I am...

I mean, who needs the risk of STDs when your hand is always there for you?  (Unless you lose it in a war or something...)

Trust me, the hand doesn't compare. I also got laid when I was 16. I'm only 17 now. Just use protection.








And remember, my tips are for a relationship. Then you just take it away from there.

...Weird I thought you were 18.

Also Surf didn''t you say that your girlfriend sucked in bed?

She was horrible.

Boy I wonder what it feels like with no condom.

Posted by: Solomon Jun 5 2009, 02:01 AM
Could we stop the how to get laid manual?

Posted by: Marvel Man Jun 5 2009, 02:09 AM
QUOTE (Solomon @ Jun 5 2009, 02:01 AM)
Could we stop the how to get laid manual?

I think Surfer should get some type of trophy/title for helping everyone.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 5 2009, 03:01 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 5 2009, 12:46 AM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 4 2009, 11:40 PM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 4 2009, 10:05 PM)


And the best way to get pleasure? Don't use a condom. No joke.

Surfer!! What tha fudge?!? That's so epically stupid. It's true, but stupid. I know a guy that just found out he's got a baby on the way because of that.

Treach, how come you don't give this type of advice?

You're lucky Grano isn't here. He would not approve.

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 5 2009, 03:03 AM
I never said not using a condom was smart. It's very stupid.



But he never asked how to get pleasure without a baby. He just said pleasure.

Posted by: treacherous Jun 5 2009, 03:08 AM
Again it's true, but stupid. You guys don't want the itchy wee wees. Or the burning pee pees.

Posted by: Shadow Fenrir Jun 6 2009, 12:25 AM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 5 2009, 03:03 AM)
I never said not using a condom was smart. It's very stupid.



But he never asked how to get pleasure without a baby. He just said pleasure.

That is what I asked.

Posted by: Darkender Jun 6 2009, 01:09 AM
...Always use a condom.

Posted by: beast93boy Jun 6 2009, 01:24 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Jun 6 2009, 01:09 AM)
...Always use a condom.

Unless you're trying to have a kid... then it's okay to take it off right?

Posted by: Darkender Jun 6 2009, 01:25 AM
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 5 2009, 09:24 PM)
Unless you're trying to have a kid... then it's okay to take it off right?

But why would you want to go and do that?

Posted by: Marvel Man Jun 6 2009, 01:33 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Jun 6 2009, 01:25 AM)
But why would you want to go and do that?

Ha! Yeah.

Then you'll have to share baby pictures with Grano, & Treach (And now Bandit). wacko.gif

Posted by: Darkender Jun 6 2009, 01:41 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 5 2009, 09:33 PM)
Ha! Yeah.

Then you'll have to share baby pictures with Grano, & Treach (And now Bandit).  wacko.gif

Yea lol.
I would hate to have a baby with my current girlfriend. She gets annoying quick...

Posted by: treacherous Jun 6 2009, 04:01 PM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Jun 6 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 5 2009, 09:33 PM)
Ha! Yeah.

Then you'll have to share baby pictures with Grano, & Treach (And now Bandit).  wacko.gif

Yea lol.
I would hate to have a baby with my current girlfriend. She gets annoying quick...

Sometimes that can be worse than the diseases and babies. Baby momma drama! Hello Maury.

Posted by: Darkender Jun 6 2009, 05:24 PM
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 6 2009, 12:01 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Jun 6 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 5 2009, 09:33 PM)
Ha! Yeah.

Then you'll have to share baby pictures with Grano, & Treach (And now Bandit).  wacko.gif

Yea lol.
I would hate to have a baby with my current girlfriend. She gets annoying quick...

Sometimes that can be worse than the diseases and babies. Baby momma drama! Hello Maury.

lol only stupid people go on those shows lol

Posted by: Bandit Jun 7 2009, 11:40 PM
Update : We do not know if she is or not. We are both saying probley not and that we were freaking out way to much. I will find out at the end of this month though.

Lol, you all crack me up.


Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jun 8 2009, 03:39 AM
Easy solution? Get her to tell you if she has a period. If she doesn't, you're screwed. If she does, then she keeps getting screwed.

Posted by: Bandit Jun 8 2009, 05:05 AM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 8 2009, 03:39 AM)
Easy solution? Get her to tell you if she has a period. If she doesn't, you're screwed. If she does, then she keeps getting screwed.

I know. Thats what will happen at the end of the month.

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