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Haven Of Wiidom > Chit-Chat > Finish the joke


Posted by: treacherous May 23 2009, 12:03 AM
Somebody sets up the joke and somebody else finishes with whatever they think is funny. Ready. Let's start with an easy one.

Yo momma is sooo fat...

Posted by: Pseudonym May 23 2009, 12:13 AM
The Blob said "Dayum!"

Posted by: treacherous May 23 2009, 12:22 AM
laugh.gif Exactly. Now someone set up the next joke.

Posted by: Pseudonym May 23 2009, 12:27 AM
I like my women like I like my comic books...

Posted by: Darkender May 23 2009, 12:30 AM
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ May 22 2009, 08:27 PM)
I like my women like I like my comic books...

...Um...full of men in tights?

Posted by: Pseudonym May 23 2009, 12:32 AM
You like your women full of other men?

Posted by: Darkender May 23 2009, 12:36 AM
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ May 22 2009, 08:32 PM)
You like your women full of other men?

I didn't know what else to say.

Posted by: Pseudonym May 23 2009, 12:44 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ May 22 2009, 08:36 PM)
I didn't know what else to say.

Fast-paced and easy to read. Anything, fine an easier one.

I like my women like I like my factories.

Posted by: Darkender May 23 2009, 12:45 AM
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ May 22 2009, 08:44 PM)
Fast-paced and easy to read. Anything, fine an easier one.

I like my women like I like my factories.

...Um...Rusty and full of workers?

Posted by: Marvel Man May 23 2009, 12:47 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ May 23 2009, 12:45 AM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ May 22 2009, 08:44 PM)
Fast-paced and easy to read. Anything, fine an easier one.

I like my women like I like my factories.

...Um...Rusty and full of workers?

laugh.gif

Still funny.

Posted by: Marvel Man May 23 2009, 12:48 AM
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ May 23 2009, 12:44 AM)
Fast-paced and easy to read. Anything, fine an easier one.

I like my women like I like my factories.

Hot and sweaty. happy.gif

Posted by: Pseudonym May 23 2009, 12:48 AM
Somone else set one up.

Posted by: Pseudonym May 23 2009, 12:48 AM
Check ads at the bottom laugh.gif

Posted by: Marvel Man May 23 2009, 12:52 AM
I like my women the way I like my cars.

Posted by: Jailer411 May 23 2009, 01:11 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ May 22 2009, 06:52 PM)
I like my women the way I like my cars.

Fast and curvey.

Posted by: Darkender May 23 2009, 01:29 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ May 22 2009, 09:11 PM)
Fast and curvey.

Thats because you're a minute man.

Posted by: treacherous May 23 2009, 02:08 AM
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ May 23 2009, 12:48 AM)
Check ads at the bottom  laugh.gif

Yeah, I saw that..."fat mama jokes." Pretty funny.

Darkender Posted on May 23 2009, 12:45 AM
QUOTE
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ May 22 2009, 08:44 PM)
Fast-paced and easy to read. Anything, fine an easier one.

I like my women like I like my factories. 

...Um...Rusty and full of workers?

Darkender is good at this without even trying.

My turn...

Optimus Prime, Goku and the Sentry walk into a bar. Goku looks at Optimus and says...

Posted by: MarvelFan15 May 23 2009, 02:31 AM
QUOTE (treacherous @ May 22 2009, 09:08 PM)
Yeah, I saw that..."fat mama jokes." Pretty funny.

Darkender Posted on May 23 2009, 12:45 AM
QUOTE
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ May 22 2009, 08:44 PM)
Fast-paced and easy to read. Anything, fine an easier one.

I like my women like I like my factories. 

...Um...Rusty and full of workers?

Darkender is good at this without even trying.

My turn...

Optimus Prime, Goku and the Sentry walk into a bar. Goku looks at Optimus and says...

Goku: "You're gay!"

Optimus: *starts crying*

Sentry: "Hahahahaha!!!!"

Goku: "Relax, I was joking..."

Treach: *turns to MarvelFan* "I was expecting something...better."

MF: "hehe..."

Posted by: treacherous May 23 2009, 02:36 AM
Indeed.

Why did Rorschach cross the road?

Posted by: Pseudonym May 23 2009, 02:41 AM
QUOTE (treacherous @ May 22 2009, 10:36 PM)
Indeed.

Why did Rorschach cross the road?

That chicken might be gay.

Posted by: Marvel Man May 23 2009, 02:50 AM
QUOTE (treacherous @ May 23 2009, 02:36 AM)
Indeed.

Why did Rorschach cross the road?

To kill the director of 300.

Posted by: MarvelFan15 May 23 2009, 03:01 AM
Why did Hulk pee his pants?

Posted by: GruntKilla06 May 23 2009, 03:27 AM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ May 23 2009, 03:01 AM)
Why did Hulk pee his pants?

Cause he ran into Superman. tongue.gif biggrin.gif

Posted by: The Ripper May 23 2009, 04:22 AM
How many DC comics characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by: Bloody_Freak May 23 2009, 05:14 AM
QUOTE (The Ripper @ May 23 2009, 12:22 AM)
How many DC comics characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Half as many as marvel. sleep.gif

Darkender walks into a gay bar....

Posted by: Marvel Man May 23 2009, 05:16 AM
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ May 23 2009, 05:14 AM)
Half as many as marvel. sleep.gif

Darkender walks into a gay bar....

And smiles! laugh.gif

Bloody Freak goes to a psychologist....

Posted by: MarvelFan15 May 23 2009, 05:21 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ May 23 2009, 12:16 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ May 23 2009, 05:14 AM)
Half as many as marvel. sleep.gif

Darkender walks into a gay bar....

And smiles! laugh.gif

Bloody Freak goes to a psychologist....

And drives him insane!

Dr. Doom sets out to kill GruntKilla... teu42.gif

Posted by: Bloody_Freak May 23 2009, 05:22 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ May 23 2009, 01:16 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ May 23 2009, 05:14 AM)
Half as many as marvel. sleep.gif

Darkender walks into a gay bar....

And smiles! laugh.gif

Bloody Freak goes to a psychologist....

YESSS!!!! That was the answer I wanted man, lol, mind link! laugh.gif

Posted by: videogameman May 23 2009, 12:33 PM
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ May 23 2009, 05:21 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ May 23 2009, 12:16 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ May 23 2009, 05:14 AM)
Half as many as marvel. sleep.gif

Darkender walks into a gay bar....

And smiles! laugh.gif

Bloody Freak goes to a psychologist....

And drives him insane!

Dr. Doom sets out to kill GruntKilla... teu42.gif

but was stopped by Luke Cage.
Cage:Where's my money foo!
Doom:What?
Cage:You just made me angry, foo. You don't like that.
Doom is broken.

Yo momma is so ugly

Posted by: Pseudonym May 23 2009, 12:56 PM
Half of these jokes are weak.

Posted by: Darkender May 23 2009, 02:38 PM
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ May 23 2009, 01:22 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ May 23 2009, 01:16 AM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ May 23 2009, 05:14 AM)
Half as many as marvel. sleep.gif

Darkender walks into a gay bar....

And smiles! laugh.gif

Bloody Freak goes to a psychologist....

YESSS!!!! That was the answer I wanted man, lol, mind link! laugh.gif

laugh.gif ...Not Funny.

Posted by: MarvelFan15 May 23 2009, 03:07 PM
QUOTE (Darkender @ May 23 2009, 09:38 AM)

laugh.gif ...Not Funny.

Somewhat... tongue.gif

Posted by: Jailer411 May 23 2009, 11:29 PM
QUOTE (Darkender @ May 22 2009, 07:29 PM)
Thats because you're a minute man.

Wow, I just noticed this comment.

My rebuttal:Because I have to make some time for yo' mamma.

Posted by: pinhead 2 May 24 2009, 07:12 AM
yo mama is so imature

Posted by: Darkender May 24 2009, 10:33 PM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ May 23 2009, 07:29 PM)
Wow, I just noticed this comment.

My rebuttal:Because I have to make some time for yo' mamma.

Ouch.

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