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Posted by: granobulax Feb 12 2009, 12:07 AM
I know technicly when I post this, he has a few posts to go, but I know he will be #1 very soon.

Good job at bringing extra life to the great site of Haven! laugh.gif

*I'm not being sarcastic in any way. Congradulations darkender! happy.gif *

Posted by: Jailer411 Feb 12 2009, 12:11 AM
I'll get him....eventually.

Posted by: Darkender Feb 12 2009, 12:12 AM
Should i be happy?

Posted by: Jailer411 Feb 12 2009, 12:12 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 11 2009, 06:12 PM)
Should i be happy?

No, because I'll dethrone you.

Posted by: Darkender Feb 12 2009, 12:16 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 12 2009, 12:12 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 11 2009, 06:12 PM)
Should i be happy?

No, because I'll dethrone you.

I do have about 5300 posts on you. You think you're up to it?

Posted by: Jailer411 Feb 12 2009, 12:17 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 11 2009, 06:16 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 12 2009, 12:12 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 11 2009, 06:12 PM)
Should i be happy?

No, because I'll dethrone you.

I do have about 5300 posts on you. You think you're up to it?

I've been here for a month, and I am already near 1,000.

Posted by: Darkender Feb 12 2009, 12:24 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 12 2009, 12:17 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 11 2009, 06:16 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 12 2009, 12:12 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 11 2009, 06:12 PM)
Should i be happy?

No, because I'll dethrone you.

I do have about 5300 posts on you. You think you're up to it?

I've been here for a month, and I am already near 1,000.

Well I'm a busy person.

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Feb 12 2009, 01:02 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 12 2009, 12:12 AM)
Should i be happy?

No, because Congratulations hasn't been spelled right yet.



And technically, neither has technically.

Posted by: Darkender Feb 12 2009, 01:03 AM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Feb 12 2009, 01:02 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 12 2009, 12:12 AM)
Should i be happy?

No, because Congratulations hasn't been spelled right yet.



And technically, neither has technically.

Yea, I realized that before.

Posted by: Ethan Feb 12 2009, 01:09 AM
At least I'm a little half way through the posts.......

Posted by: Darkender Feb 12 2009, 01:15 AM
QUOTE (Ethan @ Feb 12 2009, 01:09 AM)
At least I'm a little half way through the posts.......

Not really. I'll rule the posts forever, or until I get busier...I don't know if I spelled that right. I should just use a different word, maybe "until I get more things to do". Yea, that sounds better, but now I'm babbling on...I'm gonna stop.

Posted by: Marvel Man Feb 12 2009, 01:35 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 12 2009, 12:17 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 11 2009, 06:16 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 12 2009, 12:12 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 11 2009, 06:12 PM)
Should i be happy?

No, because I'll dethrone you.

I do have about 5300 posts on you. You think you're up to it?

I've been here for a month, and I am already near 1,000.

It's truly surprising.

I remember when you were new, yet you have 3x the amount of posts that I have.
How? wink.gif

Posted by: Ethan Feb 12 2009, 01:42 AM
Marv, he was on more than you.

Posted by: Marvel Man Feb 12 2009, 01:45 AM
Hmm...
Probably.

Well, by writting this, I've gained another post. My new goal is to reach 300.

Posted by: Darkender Feb 12 2009, 01:47 AM
But guess what...I'm the new King.

Posted by: granobulax Feb 12 2009, 01:53 AM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Feb 12 2009, 01:02 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 12 2009, 12:12 AM)
Should i be happy?

No, because Congratulations hasn't been spelled right yet.



And technically, neither has technically.

I typed that quickly... dry.gif

I see you put the grammar nazi as your avatar laugh.gif

You should have put that silver surfer instead... tongue.gif

Posted by: Ethan Feb 12 2009, 01:55 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 12 2009, 01:47 AM)
But guess what...I'm the new King.

guess what, no one cares. sides, if Wingman comes back, by the tales I've heard from Solomon, he'll take it away from you.

Posted by: Darkender Feb 12 2009, 01:56 AM
QUOTE (granobulax @ Feb 12 2009, 01:53 AM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Feb 12 2009, 01:02 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 12 2009, 12:12 AM)
Should i be happy?

No, because Congratulations hasn't been spelled right yet.



And technically, neither has technically.

I typed that quickly... dry.gif

I see you put the grammar nazi as your avatar laugh.gif

You should have put that silver surfer instead... tongue.gif

It took me a while to get that one.

Posted by: Pseudonym Feb 12 2009, 01:57 AM
Wouldn't it be hilarious if the surfer really was a grammar nazi.

"No Master Galactus, you said You don't care if I die. What you mean is, you don't care whether I die."

Followed by major explosions.

Posted by: Jailer411 Feb 12 2009, 02:00 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Feb 11 2009, 07:35 PM)

It's truly surprising.

I remember when you were new, yet you have 3x the amount of posts that I have.
How? wink.gif

My schedule allows for more time during the night for me.

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Feb 12 2009, 03:38 AM
QUOTE (granobulax @ Feb 12 2009, 01:53 AM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Feb 12 2009, 01:02 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 12 2009, 12:12 AM)
Should i be happy?

No, because Congratulations hasn't been spelled right yet.



And technically, neither has technically.

I typed that quickly... dry.gif

I see you put the grammar nazi as your avatar laugh.gif

You should have put that silver surfer instead... tongue.gif

I don't get it. My vast intellect fails me OR the joke is below my standards.


I support the latter.

Posted by: granobulax Feb 12 2009, 01:18 PM
Look on page 2 of "Yo Guys!!!!!"

Posted by: treacherous Feb 12 2009, 02:34 PM
Grammar Nazi. That's just too funny.

Posted by: Jailer411 Feb 19 2009, 03:05 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 11 2009, 07:47 PM)
But guess what...I'm the new King.

Not really...

Posted by: Darkender Feb 19 2009, 12:22 PM
QUOTE (Ethan @ Feb 12 2009, 01:55 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 12 2009, 01:47 AM)
But guess what...I'm the new King.

guess what, no one cares. sides, if Wingman comes back, by the tales I've heard from Solomon, he'll take it away from you.

Is that why I got a topic just for it?

Posted by: Darkender Feb 19 2009, 12:22 PM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 19 2009, 03:05 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 11 2009, 07:47 PM)
But guess what...I'm the new King.

Not really...

laugh.gif

Posted by: granobulax Feb 20 2009, 05:40 AM
I'm king again, even if it's for just a day biggrin.gif

Posted by: Darkender Feb 21 2009, 12:28 AM
QUOTE (granobulax @ Feb 20 2009, 05:40 AM)
I'm king again, even if it's for just a day biggrin.gif

Crap.

Posted by: Jailer411 Feb 21 2009, 12:30 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Feb 20 2009, 05:40 AM)
I'm king again, even if it's for just a day biggrin.gif

Crap.

GOOOO!!! GRANO!!!!!! GOOOOOOOO!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! KICK IT!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

Posted by: Darkender Feb 21 2009, 12:31 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 21 2009, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Feb 20 2009, 05:40 AM)
I'm king again, even if it's for just a day biggrin.gif

Crap.

GOOOO!!! GRANO!!!!!! GOOOOOOOO!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! KICK IT!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

laugh.gif dry.gif I'm not that talkative.

Posted by: Jailer411 Feb 21 2009, 12:59 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:31 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 21 2009, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Feb 20 2009, 05:40 AM)
I'm king again, even if it's for just a day biggrin.gif

Crap.

GOOOO!!! GRANO!!!!!! GOOOOOOOO!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! KICK IT!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

laugh.gif dry.gif I'm not that talkative.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Posted by: Darkender Feb 21 2009, 01:03 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 21 2009, 12:59 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:31 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 21 2009, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Feb 20 2009, 05:40 AM)
I'm king again, even if it's for just a day biggrin.gif

Crap.

GOOOO!!! GRANO!!!!!! GOOOOOOOO!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! KICK IT!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

laugh.gif dry.gif I'm not that talkative.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

laugh.gif Ha, if you think I'm reading all of that you're out of your mind.

Posted by: Jailer411 Feb 21 2009, 01:12 AM
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 07:03 PM)

laugh.gif Ha, if you think I'm reading all of that you're out of your mind.

user posted image

Posted by: Darkender Feb 21 2009, 01:14 AM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 21 2009, 01:12 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 07:03 PM)

laugh.gif Ha, if you think I'm reading all of that you're out of your mind.

user posted image

It's not ignorance. I doubt any of what you wrote there will be important to me later.

Posted by: granobulax Feb 21 2009, 02:58 PM
Wow, jailer has posted the most in depth insult I've ever seen! ohmy.gif

I didn't read it all, but I definately got the drift after the first sentence. laugh.gif

Posted by: Darkender Feb 21 2009, 07:19 PM
QUOTE (granobulax @ Feb 21 2009, 02:58 PM)
Wow, jailer has posted the most in depth insult I've ever seen! ohmy.gif

I didn't read it all, but I definately got the drift after the first sentence. laugh.gif

I didn't even bother reading it after seeing how long it was.

Posted by: videogameman Feb 21 2009, 11:42 PM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 21 2009, 12:59 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:31 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 21 2009, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Feb 20 2009, 05:40 AM)
I'm king again, even if it's for just a day biggrin.gif

Crap.

GOOOO!!! GRANO!!!!!! GOOOOOOOO!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! KICK IT!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

laugh.gif dry.gif I'm not that talkative.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

If I ever get into a insult fight online, I'm using that.

Posted by: Darkender Feb 21 2009, 11:43 PM
QUOTE (videogameman @ Feb 21 2009, 11:42 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 21 2009, 12:59 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:31 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 21 2009, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Feb 20 2009, 05:40 AM)
I'm king again, even if it's for just a day biggrin.gif

Crap.

GOOOO!!! GRANO!!!!!! GOOOOOOOO!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! KICK IT!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

laugh.gif dry.gif I'm not that talkative.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

If I ever get into a insult fight online, I'm using that.

Now I feel I must read it.

Posted by: IonKidMax Feb 23 2009, 05:23 PM
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 21 2009, 12:59 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:31 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Feb 21 2009, 12:30 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Feb 20 2009, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Feb 20 2009, 05:40 AM)
I'm king again, even if it's for just a day biggrin.gif

Crap.

GOOOO!!! GRANO!!!!!! GOOOOOOOO!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! KICK IT!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

laugh.gif dry.gif I'm not that talkative.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient
in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.
You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us ”normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are ”challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”.
Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

I could not finish it, it was too graphic for my age. sleep.gif

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