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Posted by: jailer411 Jan 25 2009, 01:15 AM
You know what?, I've always been wondering about the whole Look it's a bird!, No it's a plane!, No it's superman! thing. If the first person thought that Supes was a bird in the sky why would people take their time to stop what they're doing and say, Look it's a bird! Do they do that all day for every bird they see?

Person 1: Look it's a bird!

Person 2: No it's a plane!

Person 3: No it's superman!

Evil villan: What!? I better go!

Superman: Dam*it ! Not again!

Posted by: Marvel Man Jan 25 2009, 02:10 AM
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Jan 25 2009, 01:15 AM)
You know what?, I've always been wondering about the whole Look it's a bird!, No it's a plane!, No it's superman!. If the first person thought that Supes was a bird in the sky why would people take their time to stop what they're doing and say, Look it's a bird! Do they do that all day for every bird they see?

Person 1: Look it's a bird!

Person 2: No it's a plane!

Person 3: No it's superman!

Evil villan: What!? I better go!

Superman: Dam*it ! Not again!

Well, in Metropolis, birds have been extinct for quite a long time. Naturally, the natives hope it's a bird.

Others try to correct whoever said this, and say it's a plane.

Finally, they see Superman.

Posted by: jailer411 Jan 25 2009, 02:18 AM
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jan 24 2009, 08:10 PM)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Jan 25 2009, 01:15 AM)
You know what?, I've always been wondering about the whole Look it's a bird!, No it's a plane!, No it's superman!. If the first person thought that Supes was a bird in the sky why would people take their time to stop what they're doing and say, Look it's a bird! Do they do that all day for every bird they see?

Person 1: Look it's a bird!

Person 2: No it's a plane!

Person 3: No it's superman!

Evil villan: What!? I better go!

Superman: Dam*it ! Not again!

Well, in Metropolis, birds have been extinct for quite a long time. Naturally, the natives hope it's a bird.

Others try to correct whoever said this, and say it's a plane.

Finally, they see Superman.

......and to think that my argument was flawed the whole entire time

Posted by: Ethan Jan 25 2009, 02:46 AM
.......don't people say the same thing when Hulk jumps through the air and people see him?

Posted by: jailer411 Jan 25 2009, 02:53 AM
QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 24 2009, 08:46 PM)
.......don't people say the same thing when Hulk jumps through the air and people see him?

Person 1: Look it's a bird!

Person 2: No it's a plane!

Person 3: No it's the Hul..OHHHH SH*T!

There would be a lot more casualities in the world, and lawsuits from DC.

Posted by: darkender Jan 25 2009, 03:51 AM
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Jan 25 2009, 02:53 AM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 24 2009, 08:46 PM)
.......don't people say the same thing when Hulk jumps through the air and people see him?

Person 1: Look it's a bird!

Person 2: No it's a plane!

Person 3: No it's the Hul..OHHHH SH*T!

There would be a lot more casualities in the world, and lawsuits from DC.

They can really sue them for saying that?

Posted by: jailer411 Jan 25 2009, 03:55 AM
QUOTE (darkender @ Jan 24 2009, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Jan 25 2009, 02:53 AM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Jan 24 2009, 08:46 PM)
.......don't people say the same thing when Hulk jumps through the air and people see him?

Person 1: Look it's a bird!

Person 2: No it's a plane!

Person 3: No it's the Hul..OHHHH SH*T!

There would be a lot more casualities in the world, and lawsuits from DC.

They can really sue them for saying that?

Yes, it's Supes trademark entrance and therefore is owned by Dc. No legal infrigment intendend, all tender is to be disposed at the Decetive comics Hq, comments, complaints, and question are to be taken up by the Dc federal allinement untill the second retcon of the ultimate multiverse crisis of the identity peril in the earth 433 mainstream(no holds barred)...

Posted by: SilverSurfer092 Jan 25 2009, 11:10 PM
Actually, birds are not extinct. At all.

Posted by: jailer411 Jan 25 2009, 11:14 PM
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jan 25 2009, 05:10 PM)
Actually, birds are not extinct. At all.

Yes that is true, but I think Marvel Man was just kidding.

Posted by: Pseudonym Jan 28 2009, 01:06 PM
Yeah but.

Person 1: Look it's a bird

Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you?

Person 1: A bird, a goddamned bird

Everyone edges away from Person 1.

Why is he so excited?

Posted by: Solomon Feb 9 2009, 08:18 PM
Person 1- It's a bird!

Person 2- Very Good.

Person 1- It's a plane!

Person 2- Ummm, no it's a bird.

Person 1- It's a bird!

Person 2- Yes

Person 1- It's a plane!

Person 2- No it's a bird

Person 1- It's superman!

Person 2- No it's just a freaking bird!

Person 1 - It's a bird!

Person 2- Yep

Person 1- It's a plane!

Person 2- It's a BIRD!

Person 1- It's SUPERMAN!

....This continues until the end of time

Posted by: Pseudonym Feb 9 2009, 09:36 PM
QUOTE (Mr Graves)
Heh

Posted by: treacherous Feb 10 2009, 11:02 PM
Man 1: Look, it's a bird

Man 2: So?

Man 1: Well...look at it.

Man 2: What about it?

Man 1: It's a bird...?

Man 2: *walks off*

Posted by: Ethan Feb 10 2009, 11:06 PM
.........shoot it, if it doesn't fall, its either a airplane that's going to crash later from the lost air pressurized cabin or superman.

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