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Title: Deadpool vs The Runaways
Description: .....Just read it.


The Sharpshooter - January 13, 2008 01:49 AM (GMT)
Deadpool walked through the streets of L.A., looking for a certain person.
" Where in the world is my dealer? I told the guy I wanted to place that bet on Hulk three hours ago".
Suddenly, six teens appeared in front of the Merc with a mouth.
" Hang on, isn't that the guy who blew up the Statue of Liberty"? Chase asks as he notices Deadpool.
" Yeah, you know, we'd probably get some respect if we took him in". Victor replied.
Willo steped forward, hands at hips. " Alright, hold it-".
" Hold on a second! Six teenagers with superpowers, carrying around a Velociraptor with them. You must be the Power Rangers"! Deadpool exclaimed.
" Uhh, no we're-".
" No need to worry Kimberly, I'll join your mission for good and become the Purple Ranger, with a Squirell as my Zord"!
" Is this guy on crack"? Chase asked, very disturbed.
Deadpool, seemed not to take notice. " Quick, lets find Alpha and head back to Zordon! Or is Rita and Zed at evil again? Quick! Form the Megazord"! Deadpool then jumps in the air and holds his hands in front of himself. " Mastadon"!

Can The Runaways handle Deadpools crazyness, or are the F@%$?

hamboy - January 13, 2008 01:53 AM (GMT)
The GLA barly handle him.
The GLA, all of them insane fourth wall breakers themselves.
I don't think the Runaways can handle him being with them.

The Sharpshooter - January 13, 2008 01:58 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (hamboy @ Jan 13 2008, 01:53 AM)
The GLA barly handle him.
The GLA, all of them insane fourth wall breakers themselves.
I don't think the Runaways can handle him being with them.

<_< Hamy, be honest with me. Did you read the set-up?

Wingman - January 13, 2008 01:59 AM (GMT)
Sharpshooter, great Deadpool writing. You got him just write! I can just see Wade doing that. "Mastadon, form!"

Deadpool overloads them with his insane, not stop chatter. And if it comes to a fight, he still shreds them with a couple of Uzis, or a half dozen shurikens, or his swords, or he pulls an M134 7.62 MM(you know, "Old Painless" that Blain had from Predator) from the dimension he stores his gear in and blows them away in a blinding sheet of lead, laughing insanely the whole time. :blink: :blink: ((Samuri}} ((Samuri}}

hamboy - January 13, 2008 01:59 AM (GMT)
Yea. They can't handle him. They won't let him team up with them.
Wasn't my post clear enough?




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