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Bandit - June 2, 2009 08:08 AM (GMT)
Ha, yep this may be it for me everybody. I've done a stupid teenage mistake. Getting someone pregent. Now, we did not do it just to do it. We did it because we love each other. (Ok, she tempted me and I could not help it. Dam hormones. Dam my middle name being Adam.) Lol. Yet I laugh. I'm trying to have a postivie outlook on this.

Insted of worrying. I gotta be strong. Ya know? I gotta believe that it will all work out. It is my job now to provide and protect. I must become a man.

I can do this. When times get ruff I will think of all of you on here. I love you all. Even though we do not know each other in real life.

Try not to make the same choice that I did. was it worth it? Lol. Hell no! However, I gotta family now and I will do anything I must to help them.

I'm crying right now. Believe it. Out of happiness though. I will not let hate,sad,and sorrow consume me. Insted I will be happy,fun, and caring.

I know the begining will be ruff. But I also no it will get better.

Just remeber I love you all and you all are great. No matter what. Never give up.

Maybe one day I will return. Im not gone yet. But will be soon.

I hope this site will always be up. Lol. Who knows maybe in the future. There will be a Haven populated by are kids. Lol.

I love you all. See ya all on the flipside. Becareful, Be safe, and have fun. Never give up.

Bidding farewell - Your random Bandit The monkey king of Haven.

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Bandit - June 2, 2009 08:09 AM (GMT)
I love you. Bye.

treacherous - June 2, 2009 11:49 AM (GMT)
You're retarted. It's just a a baby. You're not dying. Unless, your parents kill you. Trust me. There will still be plenty of time for Haven. Look at Grano and I. Babies, jobs, wives...etc...

M Bison - June 2, 2009 01:14 PM (GMT)
Dude.

Condoms.


Good luck with the kid and all, but you you didn't use a condom you are retarded.

videogameman - June 2, 2009 01:50 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 2 2009, 01:14 PM)
Dude.

Condoms.


Good luck with the kid and all, but you you didn't use a condom you are retarded.

Bison's sensitivity astounds me. We'll miss ya, Bandit.

NANA NANA! HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE!

MarvelFan15 - June 2, 2009 02:10 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 2 2009, 06:49 AM)
You're retarted. It's just a a baby. You're not dying. Unless, your parents kill you. Trust me. There will still be plenty of time for Haven. Look at Grano and I. Babies, jobs, wives...etc...

I think it complicates things when you're this young treach. As it is, he's only probably leaving for a few days until he gets things straightened out, and then, when everything has been planned out, he'll come back.

Although, I should reprimand you for doing something like this...But, I'll leave that to treach and M Bison. -_-

M Bison - June 2, 2009 02:23 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Jun 2 2009, 02:10 PM)
Although, I should reprimand you for doing something like this...But, I'll leave that to treach and M Bison. -_-

Well... I reprimand the lack of condom, but the sex?

Sex is always good.

MarvelFan15 - June 2, 2009 02:36 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 2 2009, 09:23 AM)
Well... I reprimand the lack of condom, but the sex?

Sex is always good.

:mellow:
:lol:

How do you know I wasn't reprimanding him for lack of condoms? What makes you so sure it was the sex? ;)

SilverSurfer092 - June 2, 2009 03:03 PM (GMT)
Depends on who the sex is with. But seriously, use condoms. That's the only way to be even though they make you less sensitive, which sucks.

Bloody_Freak - June 2, 2009 04:02 PM (GMT)
:lol: Well that sucks. Hope it all works out man. ;)

Bandit - June 2, 2009 04:02 PM (GMT)
Yeah. Sorry. I was really emotional last night. I do feel stupid now though. Sorry.


Bandit - June 2, 2009 04:04 PM (GMT)
We were safe. It just broke.

Sorry. I just got really emotional. Thats all.

Marvel Man - June 2, 2009 04:50 PM (GMT)
Whoa.

Well, what does she look like? And how is everything with your parents/her's?
Still, those are questions for another day.

Good luck mate. Stay strong.

SilverSurfer092 - June 2, 2009 05:21 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bandit @ Jun 2 2009, 05:04 PM)
We were safe. It just broke.

Sorry. I just got really emotional. Thats all.

LMAO!!!!



OH DEAR GOD! YOU BROKE YOUR CONDOM!


Hahahahahaha. Oh my god. That's hilarious. Why wouldn't you get a new one then? Plus, didn't it hurt like a B**** when it broke?

treacherous - June 2, 2009 06:06 PM (GMT)
I was just telling him that it's not the end of the world. It's not good by any means, but it's not the end of the world either. Very stupid Bandit (Time for the reprimand part).

I'm mean, I'm glad to see that you can get some, but geez. Look what happened. That's one of the bigger risks. Now, you have a HUGE responsibility for the rest of your life. You are tied to that girl forever. And you better take care of that child. If I hear you aren't taking care of that baby, I will personally hunt you down and find you and...

Well anyway, get a job. Good luck.


Bandit - June 2, 2009 06:08 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Jun 2 2009, 06:06 PM)
I was just telling him that it's not the end of the world. It's not good by any means, but it's not the end of the world either. Very stupid Bandit (Time for the reprimand part).

I'm mean, I'm glad to see that you can get some, but geez. Look what happened. That's one of the bigger risks. Now, you have a HUGE responsibility for the rest of your life. You are tied to that girl forever. And you better take care of that child. If I hear you aren't taking care of that baby, I will personally hunt you down and find you and...

Well anyway, get a job. Good luck.

Trust me. I will. I will never abandoned them.

To Surfer. We did.

Solomon - June 2, 2009 08:21 PM (GMT)
It'll be alright Bandit.

treacherous - June 2, 2009 10:05 PM (GMT)
Now Grano and I have someone else to share baby pictures with.

beast93boy - June 3, 2009 12:26 AM (GMT)
Good luck man. I have full faith that you can handle yourself out there in the real world.

The Last Technomancer - June 3, 2009 12:38 AM (GMT)
Haven with our kids on it? :rolleyes: :lol: That'd be scary. I think they'd get sick of the war stories of old men. Then agin we could just ground them by suspending their accounts.

beast93boy - June 3, 2009 12:47 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 2 2009, 01:14 PM)
Dude.

Condoms.


Good luck with the kid and all, but you you didn't use a condom you are retarded.

Quick question...
how do I get laid?

I mean, you guys are just as, if not more nerdy than me... so how do you do it? Is there a secret to being a nerd and getting laid?


Not that I really care yet. Just wondering for when the time comes.

nicker - June 3, 2009 01:06 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 3 2009, 12:47 AM)
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 2 2009, 01:14 PM)
Dude.

Condoms.


Good luck with the kid and all, but you you didn't use a condom you are retarded.

Quick question...
how do I get laid?

I mean, you guys are just as, if not more nerdy than me... so how do you do it? Is there a secret to being a nerd and getting laid?


Not that I really care yet. Just wondering for when the time comes.

A: Act smooth and take her out to dinner then convince her for getting it on with you.

B: Date a blond.

C: Sing this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW8oUV8Aq0

Marvel Man - June 3, 2009 01:09 AM (GMT)
ND4, did you just give him tips on being laid?

....... :mellow:

nicker - June 3, 2009 01:11 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 3 2009, 01:09 AM)
ND4, did you just give him tips on being laid?

....... :mellow:

What Marv you a guy in your twenties need advice on getting boned from a 12 year old? :P

Marvel Man - June 3, 2009 01:15 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 3 2009, 01:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 3 2009, 01:09 AM)
ND4, did you just give him tips on being laid?

....... :mellow:

What Marv you a guy in your twenties need advice on getting boned from a 12 year old? :P

Actually, Tip #2 really works.

nicker - June 3, 2009 01:16 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 3 2009, 01:15 AM)
QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 3 2009, 01:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jun 3 2009, 01:09 AM)
ND4, did you just give him tips on being laid?

....... :mellow:

What Marv you a guy in your twenties need advice on getting boned from a 12 year old? :P

Actually, Tip #2 really works.

Oh I thought you were mad. :mellow:

What about the 3rd one?

Shadow Fenrir - June 3, 2009 01:21 AM (GMT)
Bandit...that really broke my heart when you posted that...Good luck, thanks for all the fun times on here. :) Carpe Diem! I hope the kid becomes random like you!

ND4: Dude! Not cool! Its not any of your business...plus, its off topic a bit.

Marv: Ha!

Shadow Fenrir - June 3, 2009 01:22 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (beast93boy @ Jun 3 2009, 12:47 AM)
Quick question...
how do I get laid?

I mean, you guys are just as, if not more nerdy than me... so how do you do it? Is there a secret to being a nerd and getting laid?


Not that I really care yet. Just wondering for when the time comes.

:lol: We're cool nerds, that's why!

Marvel Man - June 3, 2009 01:35 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Shadow Fenrir @ Jun 3 2009, 01:21 AM)
Marv: Ha!

:D

Maybe it's just me. B)

Shadow Fenrir - June 3, 2009 01:54 AM (GMT)
Well, seeing that chicks don't "dig" me anymore thanks to my weight issue, I'ma gonna start losing weight...I'm up to 274... :o

Darkender - June 3, 2009 01:57 AM (GMT)
Yea, if I don't have a condom it's a no. lol I'm too young and sexy to have a baby.


Good luck though.

nicker - June 3, 2009 02:37 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Shadow Fenrir @ Jun 3 2009, 01:21 AM)
Bandit...that really broke my heart when you posted that...Good luck, thanks for all the fun times on here. :) Carpe Diem! I hope the kid becomes random like you!

ND4: Dude! Not cool! Its not any of your business...plus, its off topic a bit.

Marv: Ha!

Carpe Diem?

Also hey I was kidding with Marv.

You know that right Marv?

:( :(
I hope you make a great dad and everything works out dude.

nicker - June 3, 2009 02:38 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Shadow Fenrir @ Jun 3 2009, 01:54 AM)
Well, seeing that chicks don't "dig" me anymore thanks to my weight issue, I'ma gonna start losing weight...I'm up to 274... :o

.....

Your kidding right Eth?

GruntKilla06 - June 3, 2009 04:41 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (nicker @ Jun 3 2009, 02:38 AM)
.....

Your kidding right Eth?

Don't be insensitive. :Darkrender:

SilverSurfer092 - June 3, 2009 04:51 AM (GMT)
Well, there are multiple things about getting a girl.

1. Find someone you sincerely like. You can't get your mind off her.

2. Decide to grow some balls and go after her.

3. Be yourself.

4. Reciprocity. Once the girl knows you like her, the chances of her liking you increase.

5. Be yourself.

6. Grow some balls and work for her.

7. Be yourself.

8. Make her love you for who you are.


That's really about it. It's not about getting laid. It's about getting loved.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. The only thing I regret in life is being laid, as weird as that sounds.

Marvel Man - June 3, 2009 05:09 AM (GMT)
That sounds very weird.

M Bison - June 3, 2009 08:14 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 04:51 AM)
Well, there are multiple things about getting a girl.

1. Find someone you sincerely like. You can't get your mind off her.

2. Decide to grow some balls and go after her.

3. Be yourself.

4. Reciprocity. Once the girl knows you like her, the chances of her liking you increase.

5. Be yourself.

6. Grow some balls and work for her.

7. Be yourself.

8. Make her love you for who you are.


That's really about it. It's not about getting laid. It's about getting loved.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. The only thing I regret in life is being laid, as weird as that sounds.

Mine are better.

1. Go to a party. Or some place with copious amounts of alcohol.

2. Chug it.

3. Hit on someone who's had as much as you have.

4. Enjoy.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. And like hell I regret it.

Getting a partner ends in pain a lot for people of teenage age. Do your best to get a girlfriend of course, you need the experience. But casual sex is more fun.

treacherous - June 3, 2009 11:55 AM (GMT)
:rolleyes:

Where's Grano when you need him? Wait till I tell him this.

SilverSurfer092 - June 3, 2009 05:15 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jun 3 2009, 09:14 AM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 04:51 AM)
Well, there are multiple things about getting a girl.

1. Find someone you sincerely like. You can't get your mind off her.

2. Decide to grow some balls and go after her.

3. Be yourself.

4. Reciprocity. Once the girl knows you like her, the chances of her liking you increase.

5. Be yourself.

6. Grow some balls and work for her.

7. Be yourself.

8. Make her love you for who you are.


That's really about it. It's not about getting laid. It's about getting loved.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. The only thing I regret in life is being laid, as weird as that sounds.

Mine are better.

1. Go to a party. Or some place with copious amounts of alcohol.

2. Chug it.

3. Hit on someone who's had as much as you have.

4. Enjoy.

This is coming from a guy who has been laid. And like hell I regret it.

Getting a partner ends in pain a lot for people of teenage age. Do your best to get a girlfriend of course, you need the experience. But casual sex is more fun.

My pain was the fact that she couldn't do S*** in bed so I was doing all the work. Doing ALL the work hurts after a while.



Also, the main difference between mine and Hammy's description is this.


Mine isn't rape. His is.

M Bison - June 3, 2009 05:32 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Jun 3 2009, 05:15 PM)
My pain was the fact that she couldn't do S*** in bed so I was doing all the work. Doing ALL the work hurts after a while.


Also, the main difference between mine and Hammy's description is this.


Mine isn't rape. His is.

Haha, first point is true, the first time is always crap.

Second point isn't. She was fully aware of her actions. There was full consent on her part, being completely nervous as I am I made sure I kept asking her if she was sure she wanted to do it and stuff. She was perfectly happy in the morning...

You know maybe it wasn't the alcohol...




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