This is a build your own story fight! The first step is to pick the character you want to be the main character. Then, follow the story, and choose your own ending!
His stomach growled. Yet Bruce Banner merely sighed. Digging into his pocket, Bruce pulled out a quarter, some gum (chewed), and a few crumbs.
Again, Bruce sighed. This was the life of a hunted scientist. No money. No job. No friends.
And no food.
Bruce continued walking, ignoring his hunger as best he could. Suddenly, he saw it.If you want Bruce to find a dollar, scroll down to Hulk A. If you want Bruce to find a "Who wants to be a Millioner" contestant application, scroll down to Hulk B.
Bruce Banner smiled. Before him, stuck under some newspapers, there laid Washington, smiling back at him.
It was a dollar.
Bending down, Banner picked it up, and began to think. Should he save it, or should he spend it?
Food. His body had picked food. Looking up, he saw a McDonalds.
Bruce Banner quickly walked inside, smiling. His smile soon dissapeared though. Inside, a special person awaited.If you want to see Iron Man, scroll down to HULK A1. To see Ronald McDonald, scroll to HULK A2.
Bruce smiled. With his genius, the million dollars would soon be his. He quickly filled it out, and turned it in.
A few weeks later, and Bruce Banner was in the hot seat. He had played a great game, and hadn't used any of his helps. Now, he was getting closer and closer to the grand prize.
Meredith: "Alright Bruce, you're at the 750,000 dollar mark. How do you plan to use your money?"
Bruce: "Well Meredith, I was thinking about a little research. I am a scientist."
Meredith: "Here's the question: What is the atomic number of Magnesium?. 24. 23. 8. 2."
Bruce: "24, final anwser."
Meredith: "Correct! Now would you like to-...."
Bruce: "Yes, I want to continue."
Meredith: "Now, for the final, million dollar question! Here it is..... What is 2 +2? 3. 6. 22. 4."
Bruce: "Is this a joke?"
Meredith: "10 seconds."
Bruce: "2, final anwser."
Meredith: ".....oh Bruce, it's wrong. And you were so close!"
Bruce: "What?! It is 4!"
Meredith: "Well, better luck next time."
Bruce: "But I got it right! It's-..."
Bruce Banner roared in anger. Despite his best efforts, his eyes turned green, signaling the begining of a horrific change. His shirt ripped, revealing massive, and expanding muscles. His skin changed shades, turning into the trademarked green hue.
The Hulk was unleashed.To see Hulk smash, scroll to HULK B1. To see Hulk dance, scroll to HULK B2
Iron Man: "Bruce. Arrest. Now."
Bruce Banner: "What?! I just want a burger!!! AARRRGGG!!!!"
*One Transformation Later*
Hulk: "HULK SMASH!"
Iron Man nodded. He quickly shot a dart at Hulk. His top scientist said it would be able to knock the Hulk out, no matter how mad.
Iron Man: "Take this, Hulk!"
The dart fell on the floor. It had failed to penetrate Hulk's skin. What it had done, was make Hulk mad!
"What the h*** do you think you're doing?!", yelled a voice. Turning around, both fighters saw Spider Man, standing ready. His fists covered in webbing, to increase his punches' strenght. "There are bystanders here!"
All three stared angrily at one another. Then they began to battle....If you want to see Hulk smash both fighters, scroll to HULK WIN 1. If you want to see Hulk surrender, scroll to HULK SURRENDER.
Hulk smashed. With one swift moved, Meredith was a statistic. With another, the hot seat had been flung into the wall. The security had wisely fled, as had the audience.
Hulk: "Hulk want money!"
"Not now Hulk."
Turning around, Hulk saw Iron Man. His armor gleamed in the studio's lights.
"Nah, you both going down."
Hulk turned around again. This time, he saw Spider Man.
"HULK NOT DOWN! HULK UP! HULK SMASH!!!!", he yelled.To see Hulk win, scroll to HULK WIN 2. To see him surrender, scroll to HULK SURRENDER.
Ronald: "What up?"
Bruce: "I hate clowns!"
Bruce Banner's eyes turned green, as his alter ego took over. His pants were ripped, revealing his purple (and stretchy) shorts. He was no longer a man. He was Hulk.
And Hulk smashed indeed. Lifting his fist, the Hulk sent Ronald flying through the air, slamming into the Dollar Menu . Sparks flew, sending the people in line, as well as everyone else, running for their lives.
Still mad, Hulk busted outside, his hunger forgotten.
"Yo Hulk, stop!", yelled a voice. Looking up, Hulk saw who it was. Spider Man.
"No, you are both arrested. Registration & what not.", said another voice. Looking up, the fighters saw Iron Man, flying towards them.To see Hulk win, scroll to HULK WIN 3. To see Hulk surrender, scroll to HULK SURRENDER.
Hulk couldn't help it. He felt the music. It called to him, so he danced. Lifting his hands up, he raised the roof.
"Dang dwag! You stink!", yelled Iron Man.
"Look who's talking.", said Spider Man.
Hulk did not question how the two fighters had gotten into the studio, nor how they knew he was there. Instead, he felt like smashing.
"Make fun of Hulk? HULK SMASH!"To see Hulk win in a dance battle, scroll to HULK WIN 4. To see Hulk surrender, scroll to HULK SURRENDER.
--------------------HULK WIN 1
Hulk leapt forward first, and delivered a brutal punch to Iron Man. The punch sent him flying, busting through tables and chairs. Eventually, Iron Man slams into the back wall, and stops.
Spider Man though, takes advantage, and leaps up. He strikes at Hulk, delivering stunning hits. Yet, to the Hulk, they are nothing. The Hulk angrily roars, and swats at Spidey, as you would a fly. Still, Spider Man's senses keep him out of reach. This only makes Hulk mad!!
"Hey Bruce, take this!", yells Iron Man, interrupting their fight. Turning around, Hulk is caught completely by surprise by a powerful uni-beam. Still, altough surprised, the Hulk stands.
As Tony is distracted, Spider Man jumps on his back, sticking to him. Tony begins to fly awkwardly, trying to pry him off. This, is a big mistake.
While both grapple, the Hulk has regained his balance, and leaps forward. The area is small, so it isn't hard for Hulk to grab Iron Man. With his strenght, it also isn't hard to bring him down. In one swift arc, the Hulk brings down both fighters, slamming them on the tile floor.
Just to make sure, Hulk delivers a few more punches, then stands back.To see Hulk go to Canada, scroll to HULK CANADA. To see Hulk take Tony's wallet, scroll to HULK WALLET.
Hulk lowers his head, and raises his arms. SHIELD soon comes to pick him up, and transfers him to Kansas. Spider Man flees, with Iron Man in pursuit.
----------------------------HULK WIN 2
Hulk angrily lifted a large camera piece. Using his great strenght, he sends it flying, aiming at Iron Man. Sadly, Tony dodges, and then charges Hulk. Spider Man too, swings forward.
Angry, the Hulk lifts both hands up, then brings them down, slamming them together.
It's Hulk's dreaded Thunder Clap. It's force vibrated forward, hitting the duo directly.
Spider Man's ear drums bursted, causing him to cry out in pain. Peter drops to the floor, his hands holding his bleeding ears.
Meanwhile, Tony's suit had also been damaged by the clap. Losing control, the suit flies too close to the ground, and slams into the floor. Tony rolls on the floor at high speeds, his suit, useless. Finally, it rolls to stop.
Right under Hulk!
Hulk then delivers a quick punch, knocking him out. He then walks over to Peter, and strikes him. Peter drops unconscious.
Victorious, Hulk leans back, and roars.To see Hulk go to Canada, scroll to HULK CANADA. To see Hulk deliver a finisher, mortal kombat style, scroll to HULK FINISHER.
-----------------------------HULK WIN 3
Hulk roared with anger. With an extraordinary leap, the Hulk nearly took out Iron Man. Luckily, Tony had managed to move out of the way at the last moment. After that, he opened fire on Hulk.
Spider Man too, launched webs at Hulk.
Still, Hulk would not fall. With one hand, Hulk lifted a nearby pick up truck, and used it as a shield. Tony, foolishly, swept down, to get a better shot.
Hulk took advantage, and slammed the truck on Tony, swinging it like a bat. Tony went flying, crashing through a truck, before finally slamming into another store.
Meanwhile, Spidey dove down too. His feet outstretched, united in a double kick. The kick struck Hulk in the chest, but only angered Hulk. Fortunetly, Spidey used the force to push himself back, just as Hulk reached for him.
Still not done, Spidey scurried forward, and began to deliver several punches. Hulk took them, and tried his best to tag the spider.
Iron Man's missile struck, exploding in Hulk's face. It had been too fast to dodge, not even Spider Man dodged it. Infact, the explosion sent him flying. His unconscious body landed on a parked car.
Tony, just to make sure, flew towards the cloud of smoke where Hulk had once stood. Yet, even as he did, the dark shadow of Hulk became visible. Before he could flee, Hulk reached out, and crushed Iron Man, knocking him out.To see Hulk go to Canada, scroll to HULK CANADA. To see Hulk become a farmer, scroll to HULK FARMER.
-------------------------------------HULK WIN 4
Hulk angrily began to do the electric slide, moving closer and closer to Spider Man. In response, Spidey went into his "Crank that Spider Man", routine. Meanwhile, Tony hit an air guitar solo, to Black Sabath's "Iron Man".
As Spidey cranked it, Hulk delivered the first blow, as he switched to a 80's Disco dance craze (Imagine Saturday Night Fever). With his fist, he struck Spidey in the head, finishing him off. One blow was all it took.
Hulk was dissapointed.
Turning around, Hulk narrowed his eyes. Tony was doing the robot.
This would be a challenge.
With his eyes still narrowed, Hulk began to snap his fingers, and began to pace. Tony gasped, as he recognized the routine. It was from "West Side Story", and was impressive.
In response, Tony bent down, and began to do the worm, slithering towards Hulk. In seconds, they were face to face.
To counter the worm, Hulk stuck one hand out, then another. It was the Macarena. Very deadly.
Tony tried to do a cool move, but failed. In disgrace, Tony turned around, and walked away. Out of spite, Hulk began to do the Moon Walk.
Hulk had done it. He had won!
Hulk bent down, and took Tony's wallet. Inside, were several hundreds of dollars in cash, credit cards, and pictures of Pepper Potts. All valuable.
Smiling, Hulk reached over the counter, grabbed a couple of burgers, and walked off.
Hulk walked outside. He had nothing, but battle wounds, and ripped shorts. Still, Hulk needed nothing.
Unsure of what to do next, Hulk began to jump in a general direction. The next day, he was in Canada. The day after that, he was eating bacon. And you know what? He was happy.
----------------------- HULK FINISHER
"FINISH HIM!", yelled a powerful voice.
Unsure of where it came from, Hulk still delivered his finisher to Iron Man. He threw him up, then lifted his fists into the air. As Tony's body hit the floor, he brought his fists down, and began to create a few minor earthquakes.
Thanks to his fists, Tony's bones became paste, and his armor, scrap.
"FATALITY!", yelled the same voice.
Pumped up, Hulk turned to Spider Man.....
------------------------- HULK FARMER
Tired of the constant fighting, Hulk grabbed a nearby metal beam, and shaped it into a pitchfork. He then leaped towards the west, until he arrived at Kansas, where he began a successful farm, growing corn, bean, and cotton. He also started breeding dogs, eventually become a well known dog trainer.