|QUOTE (Jailer411 @ May 3 2009, 06:30 PM)|
|QUOTE (Marvel Man @ May 3 2009, 12:33 PM)|
|Any reason why?|
|QUOTE (videogameman @ May 3 2009, 08:36 PM)|
|What Jailer said. Brazil FTW.|
|QUOTE (Granobulax @ May 6 2009, 04:37 PM)|
|Suriname. Definately Suriname. They'd kick everyone elses asses for sure.|
|QUOTE (Marvel Man @ May 3 2009, 01:25 PM)|
| World War III|
Part 2: South America
As North America falls into a mad frenzy, fear of the war unites South America. Still, things were doomed from the start....
Note: All of this has been translated...
Paraguayan Diplomat: "So, it's agreed, we'll defend one another in case of war."
Uruguay Diplomat: "Yep."
Suddenly, the tv flashes on.
TV Announcer: "And now, the FIFA is deciding where the next World Cup shall be held..."
Other TV Guy: "Rumor has it, that it will be in South America."
Uruguay Diplomat: "Bah, it should be held in Uruguay, we'll be winning it anyways."
Paraguay Diplomat: "Nah man, this one's ours."
Argentina Diplomat: "No. Argentina is the best. We're an international power house."
Brazil Diplomat: "Is that why we have the most World Cups..... In the world!"
Argentina Diplomat: "I don't need this! You're the ones who cling to us. I'm out."
Peru Diplomat: "What are you talking about? Peru doesn't need anyone! Specially not from Argentina."
Argentina Diplomat: "Shut your mouth!"
Argentina's diplomat struck the Peru one in the face. Angrily, he stood up, as the others crowded around.
Peru Diplomat: "Help me up!"
Argentina Diplomat: "Don't touch him!"
Still, the Chile Diplomat bent down to help. Angrily, the Argentina one struck him as well. Quickly, the Uruguayan tackled the Argentinan. Yet, the Brazil Diplomat elbowed both, taking advantage. Others quickly joined in.
A few days later, Brazil advances on Venezuela.....
With their army....
Soon, war breaks out all over....