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Title: Battle for North America
Description: Who rules?!


Marvel Man - April 27, 2009 05:53 AM (GMT)
World War III
Part 1: North America

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USA: 2010

Two years have passed since President Barack Obama was first elected president of the United States.

During his time, the United States has moved past the economic crisis, stopped the war in the Middle East, and begun to adress gay marriges & Immigration. It seemed like the US had finally embraced it's title as leader of the free world.

Sadly, it was not meant to be....
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In a dark room, somewhere, the world's most powerful individouls have gathered to discuss the future....

"Alright, we must adress Barack Obama."

"What about him?"

"He's moving too quick. The Economic Crisis was suppose to last another year!"

"So what?"

"Don't you all get it, we're losing our control of the world. Something must be done."

The members agreed, and quickly began to discuss what to do. Someone suggested a plague, another, thought a natural disaster could do the trick. Still, none could decide what to do. Finally, a woman stood up. Oprah.

"We'll start another World War."

Immediatly, the other members grumbled, and threw food at her for her idea. Still, as time went on, none could come up with a good idea. And so, the most powerful people finally agreed.

A third world war would allow them to control the world...
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2011: USA: Washington DC

President Barack Obama prepares to begin his speech on how he cured AIDS. Below, thousands of reporters beg for his attention.

BAM! BAM!

The crowd rushed up, and quickly scattered. Cries and shouts of confusion filled the air. At the podium, Obama gripped his heart, blood was showing.

The President had been shot.

The Secret Service quickly tackled the armed man, who was still aiming at Obama. As he went down, the man pulled out a Canadian flag, and waved it wildly.

The scene was caught, and spread all accross the world. Sadly, the next day, the Vice President, who had just been sworn in, was shot by another man. This one, waving a Mexico flag.

And so, President Hilary Clinton declared war on both Mexico & Canada. The world held their breath, waiting to see if the threat would stand.

Canada, unsure of what to do, attacked Alaska, and quickly took it.

Back in Mexico, a Canadian killed Mexico's Presidential Dog. The President, devastated, declared war on Canada as well.

And so, all three countries entered a three way battle....

The Last Technomancer - April 27, 2009 09:19 PM (GMT)
U.S.A. in a cakewalk.

M Bison - April 27, 2009 09:22 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 27 2009, 09:19 PM)
U.S.A. in a cakewalk.

They cakewalk the Mexicans, but the Canadians can put up a fight, even if they lose.

The Last Technomancer - April 27, 2009 09:23 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (M Bison @ Apr 27 2009, 04:22 PM)
They cakewalk the Mexicans, but the Canadians can put up a fight, even if they lose.

Are you kidding? We'd nuke'em the second we hear "eh?"

M Bison - April 27, 2009 09:25 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 27 2009, 09:23 PM)
Are you kidding? We'd nuke'em the second we hear "eh?"

Except using nukes is stupid as it causes an unwinnable world war that ends only in mass death as everyone starts nuking everyone.

Go to the thread in Gauntlet fights and see Darth Pool's post on Canada's military ability. He convinced me.

videogameman - April 27, 2009 09:31 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (M Bison @ Apr 27 2009, 09:25 PM)
Except using nukes is stupid as it causes an unwinnable world war that ends only in mass death as everyone starts nuking everyone.

Go to the thread in Gauntlet fights and see Darth Pool's post on Canada's military ability. He convinced me.

Darth Pool now has my respect.

The Last Technomancer - April 27, 2009 09:40 PM (GMT)
Canada must Die!!!!! ((Samuri}} ((Samuri}} ((Samuri}} puredevilishevil!!! puredevilishevil!!! puredevilishevil!!!

Phalanx - April 27, 2009 09:44 PM (GMT)
I have a canadian friend I haven't spoken with on YIM for almost half a year and another one that's on youtube.

Bassetman - April 27, 2009 09:48 PM (GMT)
Oh come on, leave the neighbors alone.

Kudos to them for putting up with all the noise we make down here.

Marvel Man - April 27, 2009 09:48 PM (GMT)
Forgot to say that Nukes have been banned.
No one has them....

Granobulax - April 27, 2009 11:49 PM (GMT)
We would suffer some heavy hits, but both Mexico and Canada would suffer far worse damage than the U.s.

There would honestly be no way for the other contries to win.

MissKnockout - April 27, 2009 11:58 PM (GMT)
WE would win versus mexico. Canada has a good fight, but we would win. They would stop supplying us withoil though. Since they are our number one supplier. We would be screwed. They also give us much lumber.

MarvelFan15 - April 28, 2009 12:15 AM (GMT)
USA, USA, USA, USA!!!!

The Last Technomancer - April 28, 2009 02:49 AM (GMT)
Canada and Mexico are also fighting each other not ganging up on us. With a three-way slugfest resorces will be split differently than they would in a normal two way war. With the U.S. having superior Industrial/natural resorces and greater millitary might we outlast oour foes.

Marvel Man - April 28, 2009 02:53 AM (GMT)
Hmm...

Oprah has more votes than Canada & Mexico combined....
Interesting....

IonKidMax - April 29, 2009 02:26 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 28 2009, 02:53 AM)
Hmm...

Oprah has more votes than Canada & Mexico combined....
Interesting....

Yeah thats because she's older than both of there goverments -_-




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