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Title: Ninja vs Apache
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nicker - April 23, 2009 11:45 PM (GMT)
First round of my warrior tournment.


The matches have been selcted and the Ninja and Apache have been chose first. They both are teleported to the forest area and the battle begins.

Weapons

Ninja: Black Egg: Egg with pepper or glass in it. Throwing Stars: What do you think they are? Ninjato: A sword,and blowgun

vs

Apache: Tomhawk, Bow and Arrow, and Dagger.



Pseudonym - April 23, 2009 11:48 PM (GMT)
It's not plagiarism, but it's not original.

nicker - April 23, 2009 11:59 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Apr 23 2009, 11:48 PM)
It's not plagiarism, but it's not original.

Sorry. So who do you think wins?

Bassetman - April 24, 2009 12:44 AM (GMT)
He was inspired by the show.

Let him spew his creativity freely.

I used to do it all the time.

Pseudonym - April 24, 2009 12:46 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Apr 23 2009, 08:44 PM)
He was inspired by the show.

Let him spew his creativity freely.

I used to do it all the time.

Once, I spewed my creativity all over my keyboard. :huh:

treacherous - April 24, 2009 12:49 AM (GMT)
It's ND4, this is what he does. We've all learned to except it.

Bassetman - April 24, 2009 12:49 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym)
Once, I spewed my creativity all over my keyboard. :huh:


:D

Marvel Man - April 24, 2009 01:13 AM (GMT)
The Spartan suddenly appears and takes them both out.

MarvelFan15 - April 24, 2009 01:32 AM (GMT)
Ninja PWNs. ^_^

The Last Technomancer - April 26, 2009 01:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 23 2009, 08:13 PM)
The Spartan suddenly appears and takes them both out.

Realisticly a ninja would kill a Spartan an Apache before they knew they were dead.

Marvel Man - April 26, 2009 01:30 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 01:26 AM)
Realisticly a ninja would kill a Spartan an Apache before they knew they were dead.

Nah. Have you seen the episode?

The Spartan hit him with the shield, yet he got up?!
Madness.

The Spartan shouldn't have had such a hard time.

Darkender - April 26, 2009 01:37 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Apr 23 2009, 08:46 PM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Apr 23 2009, 08:44 PM)
He was inspired by the show.

Let him spew his creativity freely.

I used to do it all the time.

Once, I spewed my creativity all over my keyboard. :huh:

...Wow

The Last Technomancer - April 26, 2009 04:22 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 08:30 PM)
Nah. Have you seen the episode?

The Spartan hit him with the shield, yet he got up?!
Madness.

The Spartan shouldn't have had such a hard time.

A real ninja would've killed witha poison blow dart from the tree and not have gone in close at all.

Jailer411 - April 26, 2009 04:35 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 25 2009, 10:22 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 08:30 PM)
Nah. Have you seen the episode?

The Spartan hit him with the shield, yet he got up?!
Madness.

The Spartan shouldn't have had such a hard time.

A real ninja would've killed witha poison blow dart from the tree and not have gone in close at all.

If you think about it, a real ninja wouldn't even face a spartan, around a nineteen thousand years time difference.

But, if this really did happen, ninjas PWN.

Marvel Man - April 26, 2009 04:44 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 04:22 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 08:30 PM)
Nah. Have you seen the episode?

The Spartan hit him with the shield, yet he got up?!
Madness.

The Spartan shouldn't have had such a hard time.

A real ninja would've killed witha poison blow dart from the tree and not have gone in close at all.

Nah. Have you seen the Spartan?

The dart wouldn't have penetrated him! His neck muscles were like rocks!

Everyone knows that Spartan's used steroids.

After the dart bounce off, the Spartan would've turned around, and thrown his spear!
The ninja would have had no chance...

The Last Technomancer - April 26, 2009 04:55 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 11:44 PM)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 04:22 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 08:30 PM)
Nah. Have you seen the episode?

The Spartan hit him with the shield, yet he got up?!
Madness.

The Spartan shouldn't have had such a hard time.

A real ninja would've killed witha poison blow dart from the tree and not have gone in close at all.

Nah. Have you seen the Spartan?

The dart wouldn't have penetrated him! His neck muscles were like rocks!

Everyone knows that Spartan's used steroids.

After the dart bounce off, the Spartan would've turned around, and thrown his spear!
The ninja would have had no chance...

I'm sorry but you've seen a real Spartan warrior; I thought they died out a long time ago. They're decomposed skeletons with zero muscule to study by now.

Jailer411 - April 26, 2009 04:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 25 2009, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 11:44 PM)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 04:22 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 08:30 PM)
Nah. Have you seen the episode?

The Spartan hit him with the shield, yet he got up?!
Madness.

The Spartan shouldn't have had such a hard time.

A real ninja would've killed witha poison blow dart from the tree and not have gone in close at all.

Nah. Have you seen the Spartan?

The dart wouldn't have penetrated him! His neck muscles were like rocks!

Everyone knows that Spartan's used steroids.

After the dart bounce off, the Spartan would've turned around, and thrown his spear!
The ninja would have had no chance...

I'm sorry but you've seen a real Spartan warrior; I thought they died out a long time ago. They'recomposed skeletons with zero muscule to study by now.

....?

Marvel Man - April 26, 2009 05:07 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 04:55 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 11:44 PM)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 04:22 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 08:30 PM)
Nah. Have you seen the episode?

The Spartan hit him with the shield, yet he got up?!
Madness.

The Spartan shouldn't have had such a hard time.

A real ninja would've killed witha poison blow dart from the tree and not have gone in close at all.

Nah. Have you seen the Spartan?

The dart wouldn't have penetrated him! His neck muscles were like rocks!

Everyone knows that Spartan's used steroids.

After the dart bounce off, the Spartan would've turned around, and thrown his spear!
The ninja would have had no chance...

I'm sorry but you've seen a real Spartan warrior; I thought they died out a long time ago. They're decomposed skeletons with zero muscule to study by now.

......?

Jailer411 - April 26, 2009 05:17 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 11:07 PM)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 04:55 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 11:44 PM)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 04:22 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 08:30 PM)
Nah. Have you seen the episode?

The Spartan hit him with the shield, yet he got up?!
Madness.

The Spartan shouldn't have had such a hard time.

A real ninja would've killed witha poison blow dart from the tree and not have gone in close at all.

Nah. Have you seen the Spartan?

The dart wouldn't have penetrated him! His neck muscles were like rocks!

Everyone knows that Spartan's used steroids.

After the dart bounce off, the Spartan would've turned around, and thrown his spear!
The ninja would have had no chance...

I'm sorry but you've seen a real Spartan warrior; I thought they died out a long time ago. They're decomposed skeletons with zero muscule to study by now.

......?

Okay, now I understand what he meant.

You said that spartans have hard neck muscles, and Nesh said that you couldn't know that because they're all decomposed skeletons by now.

Jailer thinks that Marvel man was joking, and Nesh tried to use sarcasm.

Marvel Man - April 26, 2009 05:36 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 26 2009, 05:17 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 11:07 PM)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 04:55 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 11:44 PM)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 04:22 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 08:30 PM)
Nah. Have you seen the episode?

The Spartan hit him with the shield, yet he got up?!
Madness.

The Spartan shouldn't have had such a hard time.

A real ninja would've killed witha poison blow dart from the tree and not have gone in close at all.

Nah. Have you seen the Spartan?

The dart wouldn't have penetrated him! His neck muscles were like rocks!

Everyone knows that Spartan's used steroids.

After the dart bounce off, the Spartan would've turned around, and thrown his spear!
The ninja would have had no chance...

I'm sorry but you've seen a real Spartan warrior; I thought they died out a long time ago. They're decomposed skeletons with zero muscule to study by now.

......?

Okay, now I understand what he meant.

You said that spartans have hard neck muscles, and Nesh said that you couldn't know that because they're all decomposed skeletons by now.

Jailer thinks that Marvel man was joking, and Nesh tried to use sarcasm.

By that logic, we have no idea if Ninjas were as stealthy as they say.

Oh, and both Ms in Marvel Man are capitalized. Common mistake though...

The Last Technomancer - April 26, 2009 05:47 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 26 2009, 12:36 AM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 26 2009, 05:17 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 11:07 PM)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 04:55 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 11:44 PM)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 26 2009, 04:22 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 25 2009, 08:30 PM)
Nah. Have you seen the episode?

The Spartan hit him with the shield, yet he got up?!
Madness.

The Spartan shouldn't have had such a hard time.

A real ninja would've killed witha poison blow dart from the tree and not have gone in close at all.

Nah. Have you seen the Spartan?

The dart wouldn't have penetrated him! His neck muscles were like rocks!

Everyone knows that Spartan's used steroids.

After the dart bounce off, the Spartan would've turned around, and thrown his spear!
The ninja would have had no chance...

I'm sorry but you've seen a real Spartan warrior; I thought they died out a long time ago. They're decomposed skeletons with zero muscule to study by now.

......?

Okay, now I understand what he meant.

You said that spartans have hard neck muscles, and Nesh said that you couldn't know that because they're all decomposed skeletons by now.

Jailer thinks that Marvel man was joking, and Nesh tried to use sarcasm.

By that logic, we have no idea if Ninjas were as stealthy as they say.

Oh, and both Ms in Marvel Man are capitalized. Common mistake though...

We have documentation of ninja steath but not Spartan nck muscles.

Marvel Man - April 26, 2009 05:54 AM (GMT)
Two words:

Peloponnesian War.




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