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Title: Kill the user above you.


videogameman - April 23, 2009 10:37 PM (GMT)
What the title says. do it in the most creative way possible.

Judge Death - April 23, 2009 10:40 PM (GMT)
I grab a knife, reach into the computer, and slash your throat

videogameman - April 23, 2009 10:58 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Judge Death @ Apr 23 2009, 10:40 PM)
I grab a knife, reach into the computer, and slash your throat

Suddenly, rabbid weasels attack Judge death, killing him.

Ethan - April 23, 2009 11:02 PM (GMT)
I fire the Experimental MIRV at Video, where a swarm of EIGHT MINI NUKES fly out at him a mile away from me, into his computer room. A MINI -Mushroom cloud times eight is formed.

videogameman - April 23, 2009 11:38 PM (GMT)
I turn up the sun's rays, giving Ethan a major tan. the ladies love him so much, they chrush his bones hugging him. The guys, jealous, then step on his nuts repeatedly.

treacherous - April 23, 2009 11:40 PM (GMT)
I unplug the video game.

videogameman - April 23, 2009 11:45 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Apr 23 2009, 11:40 PM)
I unplug the video game.

It releases a electrical shocks that kill you.

Pseudonym - April 23, 2009 11:49 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 23 2009, 07:45 PM)
It releases a electrical shocks that kill you.

videogameman goes outside, he's not use to "sunlight". His eyes burn out, ferrets crawl in and nest in his brain. An eagle is hungry for ferrets and so flies through his ears. He dies of a heart attack.

Marvel Man - April 24, 2009 12:13 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Apr 23 2009, 11:49 PM)
videogameman goes outside, he's not use to "sunlight". His eyes burn out, ferrets crawl in and nest in his brain. An eagle is hungry for ferrets and so flies through his ears. He dies of a heart attack.

Pseudo????-... DAYOUTHGONEWILD is forced to write his new name.
He soon realizes how hard it is, as his computer suddenly explodes, killing him.


Pseudonym - April 24, 2009 12:41 AM (GMT)
Soodoneem shoots Marvel Man for F&%king up his name.

Jailer411 - April 24, 2009 12:56 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Apr 23 2009, 06:41 PM)
Soodoneem shoots Marvel Man for F&%king up his name.

*Throws explosive twinkie at Nom de plume*

treacherous - April 24, 2009 12:57 AM (GMT)
Pushes penguin down in front of Jailer, Jailer trips and falls to his icy doom.

Jailer411 - April 24, 2009 12:59 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Apr 23 2009, 06:57 PM)
Pushes penguin down in front of Jailer, Jailer falls to his icy doom.

*Plays a Miley Cyrus CD*

Good one. I would die quickly.

Pseudonym - April 24, 2009 01:01 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 23 2009, 08:56 PM)
*Throws explosive twinkie at Nom de plume*

Name of a feather?

Pseudonym - April 24, 2009 01:02 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Apr 23 2009, 09:01 PM)
Name of a feather?

OH!, clever. You get three points for making me open wikipedia.

treacherous - April 24, 2009 01:10 AM (GMT)
Barrages Psudanoodle with a plethora of words that he would have to look up in wiki. He stays in wiki for days, determined to find the meaning of all the words. He forgets to eat and drink and dies of starvation and thirst.

Ethan - April 24, 2009 02:51 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Apr 24 2009, 01:10 AM)
Barrages Psudanoodle with a plethora of words that he would have to look up in wiki. He stays in wiki for days, determined to find the meaning of all the words. He forgets to eat and drink and dies of starvation and thirst.

I create a small army of ants that lay egs and put them in Treach's oatmeal, they lay eggs and he eats them, soon in a few months, the eggs hatch and begin to eat him from inside out while the parents ahave grown to man size and maul him, I laugh in the far off distance.

Marvel Man - April 24, 2009 03:04 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Apr 24 2009, 02:51 AM)
I create a small army of ants that lay egs and put them in Treach's oatmeal, they lay eggs and he eats them, soon in a few months, the eggs hatch and begin to eat him from inside out while the parents ahave grown to man size and maul him, I laugh in the far off distance.

Marvel Man hands Ethan a DC comic (Any of the Crisis).

Ethan's head explodes from the bad plot.

:P

Ethan - April 24, 2009 07:29 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 03:04 AM)
Marvel Man hands Ethan a DC comic (Any of the Crisis).

Ethan's head explodes from the bad plot.

:P

I go "Hey, this is pretty good plot, I think I'll become a DC Defender!!!!!" Marv's head implodes just from hearing that. ^_^

Marvel Man - April 24, 2009 07:35 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Apr 24 2009, 07:29 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 03:04 AM)
Marvel Man hands Ethan a DC comic (Any of the Crisis).

Ethan's head explodes from the bad plot.

:P

I go "Hey, this is pretty good plot, I think I'll become a DC Defender!!!!!" Marv's head implodes just from hearing that. ^_^

:o

Marvel Crusader > DC Defender
-------------------------------------
Marvel Man soon proves why Marvel is superior. He then drops a piano on Ethan.

Ethan - April 24, 2009 07:39 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 07:35 PM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Apr 24 2009, 07:29 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 03:04 AM)
Marvel Man hands Ethan a DC comic (Any of the Crisis).

Ethan's head explodes from the bad plot.

:P

I go "Hey, this is pretty good plot, I think I'll become a DC Defender!!!!!" Marv's head implodes just from hearing that. ^_^

:o

Marvel Crusader > DC Defender
-------------------------------------
Marvel Man soon proves why Marvel is superior. He then drops a piano on Ethan.

Quicksilver saves me while Scarlet Witch directs the Piano to over Marv's head, I say "Life's a beyotch!" laughing as the piano crushes him, "BTW MARVEL RULES!"

treacherous - April 24, 2009 07:51 PM (GMT)
Ethan and Marvel Man die of stupidity. ^_^

Just kidding. You can live with stupidity for long periods of time. :lol:

VG_Addict - April 24, 2009 11:31 PM (GMT)
I force treach to read yaoi fanfiction.




videogameman - April 24, 2009 11:36 PM (GMT)
I force VGA to read Furrie fanfiction.

Jailer411 - April 24, 2009 11:40 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 24 2009, 05:36 PM)
I force VGA to read Furrie fanfiction.

I force videogameman to read his own fanfiction.

videogameman - April 24, 2009 11:43 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 24 2009, 11:40 PM)
I force videogameman to read his own fanfiction.

I send Jailer to Mars, where he is captured by Marvin the Martian and killed by his plant minions.

VG_Addict - April 24, 2009 11:45 PM (GMT)
I dress VGM up as Satan, then I put him in a Catholic church. puredevilishevil!!!

videogameman - April 24, 2009 11:49 PM (GMT)
I put VGA between a rock and a hard place, then drop an anvil on him.

Jailer411 - April 25, 2009 12:02 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 24 2009, 05:49 PM)
I put VGA between a rock and a hard place, then drop an anvil on him.

I shoot you.

Marvel Man - April 25, 2009 12:03 AM (GMT)
I make Jailer play Dance Dance Revolution until his feet explode. He continues to play with his hands though, which also explode.

Finally, his head explodes.

Jailer411 - April 25, 2009 12:04 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:03 PM)
I make Jailer play Dance Dance Revolution until his feet explode. He continues to play with his hands though, which also explode.

Finally, his head explodes.

I give Marvel Man a job offer at a clothes department, and him wanting to save up for his awesome, nuclear powered, fantastic, world saving, paper eating potato peeler, he accepts.

On the first day of work, he is ask to get the precise measurements of none othe than.....ROSIE O'DONNELL!!

While he was busy trying to wrap a tape measure around her forearm, a basketball game was going on next door.

Shaq was up for his free throws, for which he were doomed to miss, when he spotted Michael Jackson in the crowd.

The horrid scare that Shaq recievied, plus his already horrible free throw shooting skill, made the basket ball sail through an open window.

The basketball hit Rosie O'donnell, causing her to fall on top of Marvel Man, ending his life.

Marvel Man - April 25, 2009 12:07 AM (GMT)
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

Jailer411 - April 25, 2009 12:11 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:07 PM)
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

I leave.

Marvel Man - April 25, 2009 12:13 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 25 2009, 12:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:07 PM)
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

I leave.

As you open the door, you unleash an army of angry soccer moms.

They then rip you apart.

Jailer411 - April 25, 2009 12:16 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 25 2009, 12:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:07 PM)
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

I leave.

As you open the door, you unleash an army of angry soccer moms.

They then rip you apart.

I apply for a job at Burger-king.

Pseudonym - April 25, 2009 12:25 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 24 2009, 08:16 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 25 2009, 12:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:07 PM)
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

I leave.

As you open the door, you unleash an army of angry soccer moms.

They then rip you apart.

I apply for a job at Burger-king.

You eat. You die.

Jailer411 - April 25, 2009 12:30 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Apr 24 2009, 06:25 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 24 2009, 08:16 PM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 25 2009, 12:11 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 24 2009, 06:07 PM)
I lock Jailer up in a room.

He is then forced to watch Bio-Brolly over and over in an endless cycle.

I leave.

As you open the door, you unleash an army of angry soccer moms.

They then rip you apart.

I apply for a job at Burger-king.

You eat. You die.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/disgusting-dominos-people-6y
I hit you in the back of the head with a tuba while you're watching the video.

Granobulax - April 25, 2009 02:49 PM (GMT)
Jailer tries to figure out what the hell his avatar is and dies of a brain aneurysm.




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