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Pseudonym - April 20, 2009 12:03 AM (GMT)
Batman has decided to sink Haven through all manner of trolling.

Bats vs Admins.

all Admins are present and at their peak humorosities.

Admin win: Batman is thoroughly humiliated. The sarcasm weighs heavily on him and he decides that he doesn't have to put up with this. SS092 says "GTFO" and he listens.

Batman win: Batman wears through the patience of admin after admin. Somehow, banned accounts keep resurfacing and slowly the admins float off the site back to the electricferret from whence (most of'em) came.

Batman will not hack the system.

Solomon - April 20, 2009 12:05 AM (GMT)
We win.

Judge Death - April 20, 2009 12:11 AM (GMT)
SS stomps.

Marvel Man - April 20, 2009 12:35 AM (GMT)
Depends.

If Batman has prep, he might take it.
It'll go like this....

1. Grano will notice Batman's rudeness, and attempt one of his terryfing hugs. Sadly, Batman will be ready, and use all of Grano's pictures of where he lives against him.

2. Treach, upon hearing Grano's psychic call, shall try to stop Batman. Batman though, shall use his connections to remove Treach from the FPL Hall of Fame. Broken hearted, Treach shall fall.

3. Basset will be saying something funny, when Batman sneaks up behind him. Batman shall then blast Basset with an anti-cool hair on avatar spray. Basset goes down without his cool hair...

4. Guardian of Nesh will be reading up on some old threads when he notices something odd. Little does he know, that Batman has sabotaged his Neshian Chronicles and presented them to that special someone who asked him to stop writting. Nesh is then crushed....

5. M Bison & Surfer both realize what's happening. Together, they confront Batman. Sadly, Batman was prepared. He quickly pulls out his Ultimate creation, a mix of Nicker, Bandit, and Videogameman. Surfer fails himself rather than stand the horrible sight.

Bison though, hangs on, and defeats the creation. To his dismay, Batman has taken over Britain while he was distracted. The Internet is soon banned....

6. Finally, there was one. Solomon.

Solomon uses all his logic & knowledge of history to drive Batman to the edge, but Batman was prepared. Presenting Solomon with unanwserable questions (such as: Who killed JFK? Why is Barack Obama awsome? Or, how can Stephen King write extremely long books in a short amount of time, yet fail to write a small blog for Time magazine?)

Solomon leaves to head back to the ancient temples where he originated from. There, he seeks the anwsers.

7. And so, Batman believed he had won. But, he forgot one. Phalanx!

Yes, the original creator realizes what has happened. He then brings down all of Haven on top of Batman, forever trapping the Dark Knight...

And so it ends....

Pseudonym - April 20, 2009 12:36 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 20 2009, 12:35 AM)
Depends.

If Batman has prep, he might take it.
It'll go like this....

1. Grano will notice Batman's rudeness, and attempt one of his terryfing hugs. Sadly, Batman will be ready, and use all of Grano's pictures of where he lives against him.

2. Treach, upon hearing Grano's psychic call, shall try to stop Batman. Batman though, shall use his connections to remove Treach from the FPL Hall of Fame. Broken hearted, Treach shall fall.

3. Basset will be saying something funny, when Batman sneaks up behind him. Batman shall then blast Basset with an anti-cool hair on avatar spray. Basset goes down without his cool hair...

4. Guardian of Nesh will be reading up on some old threads when he notices something odd. Little does he know, that Batman has sabotaged his Neshian Chronicles and presented them to that special someone who asked him to stop writting. Nesh is then crushed....

5. M Bison & Surfer both realize what's happening. Together, they confront Batman. Sadly, Batman was prepared. He quickly pulls out his Ultimate creation, a mix of Nicker, Bandit, and Videogameman. Surfer fails himself rather than stand the horrible sight.

Bison though, hangs on, and defeats the creation. To his dismay, Batman has taken over Britain while he was distracted. The Internet is soon banned....

6. Finally, there was one. Solomon.

Solomon uses all his logic & knowledge of history to drive Batman to the edge, but Batman was prepared. Presenting Solomon with unanwserable questions (such as: Who killed JFK? Why is Barack Obama awsome? Or, how can Stephen King write extremely long books in a short amount of time, yet fail to write a small blog for Time magazine?)

Solomon leaves to head back to the ancient temples where he originated from. There, he seeks the anwsers.

7. And so, Batman believed he had won. But, he forgot one. Phalanx!

Yes, the original creator realizes what has happened. He then brings down all of Haven on top of Batman, forever trapping the Dark Knight...

And so it ends....

Wingman survives.

Marvel Man - April 20, 2009 12:38 AM (GMT)
Yes, eventually Wingman returns, and he's like "WTF?!".

So he recreates Haven...

Solomon - April 20, 2009 12:44 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 20 2009, 12:35 AM)


Solomon leaves to head back to the ancient temples where he originated from. There, he seeks the anwsers.


How did you know about my ancient temple!?

The Last Technomancer - April 20, 2009 12:49 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 19 2009, 07:35 PM)
Depends.

If Batman has prep, he might take it.
It'll go like this....

1. Grano will notice Batman's rudeness, and attempt one of his terryfing hugs. Sadly, Batman will be ready, and use all of Grano's pictures of where he lives against him.

2. Treach, upon hearing Grano's psychic call, shall try to stop Batman. Batman though, shall use his connections to remove Treach from the FPL Hall of Fame. Broken hearted, Treach shall fall.

3. Basset will be saying something funny, when Batman sneaks up behind him. Batman shall then blast Basset with an anti-cool hair on avatar spray. Basset goes down without his cool hair...

4. Guardian of Nesh will be reading up on some old threads when he notices something odd. Little does he know, that Batman has sabotaged his Neshian Chronicles and presented them to that special someone who asked him to stop writting. Nesh is then crushed....

5. M Bison & Surfer both realize what's happening. Together, they confront Batman. Sadly, Batman was prepared. He quickly pulls out his Ultimate creation, a mix of Nicker, Bandit, and Videogameman. Surfer fails himself rather than stand the horrible sight.

Bison though, hangs on, and defeats the creation. To his dismay, Batman has taken over Britain while he was distracted. The Internet is soon banned....

6. Finally, there was one. Solomon.

Solomon uses all his logic & knowledge of history to drive Batman to the edge, but Batman was prepared. Presenting Solomon with unanwserable questions (such as: Who killed JFK? Why is Barack Obama awsome? Or, how can Stephen King write extremely long books in a short amount of time, yet fail to write a small blog for Time magazine?)

Solomon leaves to head back to the ancient temples where he originated from. There, he seeks the anwsers.

7. And so, Batman believed he had won. But, he forgot one. Phalanx!

Yes, the original creator realizes what has happened. He then brings down all of Haven on top of Batman, forever trapping the Dark Knight...

And so it ends....

Haven would stomp all over Batman. Admis may fight but when it's needed we work quite harmoniously. Our compine logic, humor, and sarcasm bring him down. If not we create an admin that even Bruce can't handle by promoting ND4. puredevilishevil!!!

P.S. Your swnario for my defeat wouldn't work beecause he'd have to figure out who I was and find the girl. Not to metion I never posted enough of the story on here for it to work. :P

videogameman - April 20, 2009 12:49 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Apr 20 2009, 12:44 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 20 2009, 12:35 AM)


Solomon leaves to head back to the ancient temples where he originated from. There, he seeks the anwsers.


How did you know about my ancient temple!?

Solomon, MarvelMan is David, your father! puredevilishevil!!!

Pseudonym - April 20, 2009 12:51 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 20 2009, 12:49 AM)

P.S. Your swnario for my defeat wouldn't work beecause he'd have to figure out who I was and find the girl. Not to metion I never posted enough of the story on here for it to work. :P

Do you know who Batman is?

The Last Technomancer - April 20, 2009 12:52 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Apr 19 2009, 07:51 PM)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 20 2009, 12:49 AM)

P.S. Your swnario for my defeat wouldn't work beecause he'd have to figure out who I was and find the girl.  Not to metion I never posted enough of the story on here for it to work. :P

Do you know who Batman is?

Everyone here knows who Batman is.

Solomon - April 20, 2009 12:52 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 20 2009, 12:49 AM)

Solomon, MarvelMan is David, your father! puredevilishevil!!!

FOOLS!!! Solomon is just an alias for my true being.

videogameman - April 20, 2009 12:54 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Apr 20 2009, 12:52 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 20 2009, 12:49 AM)

Solomon, MarvelMan is David, your father! puredevilishevil!!!

FOOLS!!! Solomon is just an alias for my true being.

:o

Marvel Man - April 20, 2009 12:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 20 2009, 12:49 AM)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Apr 20 2009, 12:44 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 20 2009, 12:35 AM)


Solomon leaves to head back to the ancient temples where he originated from. There, he seeks the anwsers.


How did you know about my ancient temple!?

Solomon, MarvelMan is David, your father! puredevilishevil!!!

*wheeze*

Solomon, I... am...

*wheeze*

Your Father!!

Pseudonym - April 20, 2009 12:58 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 20 2009, 12:57 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 19 2009, 07:49 PM)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Apr 20 2009, 12:44 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 20 2009, 12:35 AM)


Solomon leaves to head back to the ancient temples where he originated from. There, he seeks the anwsers.


How did you know about my ancient temple!?

Solomon, MarvelMan is David, your father! puredevilishevil!!!

and just in case I deleted the topics. :unsure:

Just in case:

In case Batman decides to f*ck up our website. Just in case.

Solomon - April 20, 2009 12:59 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 20 2009, 12:57 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 20 2009, 12:49 AM)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Apr 20 2009, 12:44 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 20 2009, 12:35 AM)


Solomon leaves to head back to the ancient temples where he originated from. There, he seeks the anwsers.


How did you know about my ancient temple!?

Solomon, MarvelMan is David, your father! puredevilishevil!!!

*wheeze*

Solomon, I... am...

*wheeze*

Your Father!!

Fat chance.

Marvel Man - April 20, 2009 12:59 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Apr 20 2009, 12:59 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 20 2009, 12:57 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 20 2009, 12:49 AM)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Apr 20 2009, 12:44 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 20 2009, 12:35 AM)


Solomon leaves to head back to the ancient temples where he originated from. There, he seeks the anwsers.


How did you know about my ancient temple!?

Solomon, MarvelMan is David, your father! puredevilishevil!!!

*wheeze*

Solomon, I... am...

*wheeze*

Your Father!!

Fat chance.

:lol:

You don't know....

Solomon - April 20, 2009 01:01 AM (GMT)
Know what? That king david is the father of Solomon? That I dont know who you are? The muffin man?

Marvel Man - April 20, 2009 01:02 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Apr 20 2009, 01:01 AM)
Know what? That king david is the father of Solomon? That I dont know who you are? The muffin man?

:o

You do know!

Bassetman - April 20, 2009 01:03 AM (GMT)
Solomon's secrecy makes Batman unable to find anything useful about him.

And since I've posted my appearence here, he can find me.

And threaten all I know and love.

Solomon - April 20, 2009 01:03 AM (GMT)
@Marv: You think I just blindedly choose this name?

videogameman - April 20, 2009 01:03 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Apr 20 2009, 01:03 AM)
Solomon's secrecy makes Batman unable to find anything useful about him.

And since I've posted my appearence here, he can find me.

And threaten all I know and love.

Best to kill em now. ((Samuri}} puredevilishevil!!!

Solomon - April 20, 2009 01:04 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Apr 20 2009, 01:03 AM)
Solomon's secrecy makes Batman unable to find anything useful about him.

And since I've posted my appearence here, he can find me.

And threaten all I know and love.

You been hit by...You been hit by... A smooth criminal!

videogameman - April 20, 2009 01:06 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Apr 20 2009, 01:03 AM)
@Marv: You think I just blindedly choose this name?

Yes....... But why did you have SuperWolverineMan in the beginning?

The Last Technomancer - April 20, 2009 01:07 AM (GMT)
I don't fear hitting the ban button. Then we also have to consider the regular users would fight too. (The Marvels, Darkender and the more random members as well.)

Bassetman - April 20, 2009 01:07 AM (GMT)
Of course, through Wikipedia (and Pop-Culture), I can blackmail him to leave my life and Haven alone.

I know where his lair is. :ph43r:

Solomon - April 20, 2009 01:08 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 20 2009, 01:06 AM)
Yes....... But why did you have SuperWolverineMan in the beginning?

I felt it best to represent my entintity at the time.



(Besides this ones easier to type. :lol: )

The Last Technomancer - April 20, 2009 01:09 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Apr 19 2009, 08:03 PM)
Solomon's secrecy makes Batman unable to find anything useful about him.

And since I've posted my appearence here, he can find me.

And threaten all I know and love.

Batman should not scare you, if worse come sto worse... I'll call in sone favors. puredevilishevil!!!

videogameman - April 20, 2009 01:09 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Apr 20 2009, 01:08 AM)
I felt it best to represent my entintity at the time.



(Besides this ones easier to type. :lol: )

Wiser words have not been spoken.

Darkender - April 20, 2009 01:14 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Last Technomancer @ Apr 19 2009, 08:07 PM)
I don't fear hitting the ban button. Then we also have to consider the regular users would fight too. (The Marvels, Darkender and the more random members as well.)

I'm sorry, but I would have to join Batman and supply him with info so then we will rule Haven together.

videogameman - April 20, 2009 01:23 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 20 2009, 01:14 AM)
I'm sorry, but I would have to join Batman and supply him with info so then we will rule Haven together.

TRAITOR! :angry:

Darkender - April 20, 2009 01:24 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 19 2009, 08:23 PM)
TRAITOR! :angry:

...But I would win.

Marvel Man - April 20, 2009 01:25 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Solomon @ Apr 20 2009, 01:04 AM)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Apr 20 2009, 01:03 AM)
Solomon's secrecy makes Batman unable to find anything useful about him.

And since I've posted my appearence here, he can find me.

And threaten all I know and love.

You been hit by...You been hit by... A smooth criminal!

Michael Jackson ftw. :D

The Last Technomancer - April 20, 2009 02:06 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 19 2009, 08:24 PM)
...But I would win.

No, you wouldn't.

GruntKilla06 - April 20, 2009 02:55 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 20 2009, 01:14 AM)
I'm sorry, but I would have to join Batman and supply him with info so then we will rule Haven together.

:o :o Trai- Wait what am I talking about, so would I. puredevilishevil!!! :lol:

MarvelFan15 - April 20, 2009 03:00 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (GruntKilla06 @ Apr 20 2009, 02:55 AM)
:o :o Trai- Wait what am I talking about, so would I. puredevilishevil!!! :lol:

((Samuri}}

GruntKilla06 - April 20, 2009 03:01 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 20 2009, 03:00 AM)
((Samuri}}

Is what would happen to you. :P

MarvelFan15 - April 20, 2009 03:04 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (GruntKilla06 @ Apr 20 2009, 03:01 AM)
Is what would happen to you. :P

Not before I murdered you! :angry: :ph43r:

GruntKilla06 - April 20, 2009 03:04 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 20 2009, 03:04 AM)
Not before I murdered you! :angry: :ph43r:

I never said I would announce it. I would be secretly allied with them. ;)

MarvelFan15 - April 20, 2009 03:09 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (GruntKilla06 @ Apr 20 2009, 03:04 AM)
I never said I would announce it. I would be secretly allied with them. ;)

Well, I know now... ^_^




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