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Marvel Man - April 11, 2009 02:48 AM (GMT)
The trials of the President...

It was a clear and sunny day, and President Obama was having breakfast. Next to him, Hilary Clinton, his secratary of state, and Joe Biden, his Vice President, were discussing a few things.

"So, Biden, how are things."

"Oh, they're good. Thanks for-...AAAAARRGGG!!!"

Biden suddenly fell to the floor, choking and wriggling violently.

Hilary: "Sh**."

Obama: "What's going on here?"

Hilary: "Bill, you were suppose to take out Obama, not Biden."

President Barack Obama narrowed his eyes. He quickly ripped his shirt off (for a dramatic effect), and pulled out some nunchucks.

"Let's do this."

Hilary smiled. Beside her, Bill emerged.
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1st Wave: Hilary has attempted to overthrow our Government. Obama though, was too awsome to fall prey to it. Now, Bill and Hilary will fight him hand to hand.

2nd Wave: John McCain, overhearing Biden's screams, has rushed inside. He too, shall battle Obama.

3rd Wave: Sarah Palin, completely confused why the room was called the Oval office, walks inside. Upon seeing the action, she joins the fray.

4th Wave: Ex-President Bush, who had locked himself in the closet, finally emerges. Seeing a fight before him, he engages in it, not caring about the financial crush or the lives that may be lost.

5th Wave: The real mastermind, Dick Cheney, emerges to fight.

6th Wave: He makes it! The US Government is saved!

Note: Obama starts with a pair of nunchucks.

Jailer411 - April 11, 2009 02:53 AM (GMT)
Second wave stops him. He might be able to fend off two people with chucks, but Mcain and Bill just tackle Obama, with Hilary scratching away.

Great job, you've killed the pres.

The Ripper - April 11, 2009 02:53 AM (GMT)
Obama survives. With his nunchaku and skills, he survives.

The Ripper - April 11, 2009 02:55 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 10 2009, 07:53 PM)
Second wave stops him. He might be able to fend off two people with chucks, but Mcain and Bill just tackle Obama, with Hilary scratching away.

Great job, you've killed the pres.

You think two old guys can take down someone younger, and more physically competent?

Jailer411 - April 11, 2009 02:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Apr 10 2009, 08:55 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 10 2009, 07:53 PM)
Second wave stops him. He might be able to fend off two people with chucks, but Mcain and Bill just tackle Obama, with Hilary scratching away.

Great job, you've killed the pres.

You think two old guys can take down someone younger, and more physically competent?

Yes. I bet Obama has no experience with chucks. If he's wacking away at Bill or McCain, the other tackles him down. Hilary's involved to.

Darkender - April 11, 2009 03:03 AM (GMT)
John McCain can hardly raise his arms! He's not taking down anybody.

Jailer411 - April 11, 2009 03:04 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 10 2009, 09:03 PM)
John McCain can hardly raise his arms! He's not taking down anybody.

Exactly. He loses balance and falls on Obama. I hear he could do a mean robot.

Clear your PM box Darkender, it's full.

Darkender - April 11, 2009 03:06 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 10 2009, 10:04 PM)
Exactly. He loses balance and falls on Obama. I hear he could do a mean robot.

Obama takes this easy with all these old people.

Jailer411 - April 11, 2009 03:07 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 10 2009, 09:06 PM)
Obama takes this easy with all these old people.

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Well damn...

Marvel Man - April 11, 2009 03:11 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 03:07 AM)
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Well damn...

Respect Obama!

Darkender - April 11, 2009 03:11 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Apr 10 2009, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 03:07 AM)
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Well damn...

Respect Obama!

Respect him!

videogameman - April 11, 2009 09:20 PM (GMT)
Mccain ftw! Propaganda ftw!

Jailer411 - April 11, 2009 09:21 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 11 2009, 03:20 PM)
Mccain ftw! Propaganda ftw!

.....

videogameman - April 11, 2009 09:22 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:21 PM)
.....

Arkward pauses ftw!

Jailer411 - April 11, 2009 09:25 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 11 2009, 03:22 PM)
Arkward pauses ftw!

For the weak.

videogameman - April 11, 2009 09:28 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:25 PM)
For the weak.

For the waffles.

Jailer411 - April 11, 2009 09:31 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 11 2009, 03:28 PM)
For the waffles.

I'm not getting into this.

Darkender - April 11, 2009 09:52 PM (GMT)
I will not allow Randomness in my topics!!!!

videogameman - April 11, 2009 09:53 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 11 2009, 09:52 PM)
I will not allow Randomness in my topics!!!!

Sorry. Well, I go with Mccain because of fanboyism. I admit it. I wanted him to win! But yeah, Mccain ftw!

Darkender - April 11, 2009 09:58 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 11 2009, 04:53 PM)
Sorry. Well, I go with Mccain because of fanboyism. I admit it. I wanted him to win! But yeah, Mccain ftw!

You're on the losing team kid. Don't be a sore loser.

GruntKilla06 - April 12, 2009 12:11 AM (GMT)
Umm... he doesn't have to change his opinion just because he is on the losing team... but yes Obama ftw.

Darkender - April 12, 2009 12:13 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (GruntKilla06 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:11 PM)
Umm... he doesn't have to change his opinion just because he is on the losing team... but yes Obama ftw.

I didn't say that. I was just making sure he was aware of it...

GruntKilla06 - April 12, 2009 12:14 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 12:13 AM)
I didn't say that. I was just making sure he was aware of it...

:lol: Oh sorry, sounded like that is what you meant.

MarvelFan15 - April 12, 2009 12:57 AM (GMT)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

Darkender - April 12, 2009 01:41 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

:angry: No.

Jailer411 - April 12, 2009 01:45 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 11 2009, 03:58 PM)
You're on the losing team kid. Don't be a sore loser.

Hells yeah. America voted on it :D

Darkender - April 12, 2009 01:56 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 08:45 PM)
Hells yeah. America voted on it :D

Yup, and America always knows what's best.

Jailer411 - April 12, 2009 01:58 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 11 2009, 07:56 PM)
Yup, and America always knows what's best.

Now's the time to remind you of slavery.

Darkender - April 12, 2009 02:04 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Apr 11 2009, 08:58 PM)
Now's the time to remind you of slavery.

I was being sarcastic, but where's my money! I want my money!

MarvelFan15 - April 12, 2009 02:07 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

:angry: No.

Yes B)

Darkender - April 12, 2009 02:12 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

:angry: No.

Yes B)

His superb winning ability gives him an automatic win!

MarvelFan15 - April 12, 2009 02:16 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:12 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

:angry: No.

Yes B)

His superb winning ability gives him an automatic win!

His superb winning ability may swerve people like Oprah...but these people ain't Oprah.

Barack can't win against someone who hates him, as nearly proven by the skinheads...

But, I respect your position on the matter.

Darkender - April 12, 2009 02:48 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:16 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:12 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

:angry: No.

Yes B)

His superb winning ability gives him an automatic win!

His superb winning ability may swerve people like Oprah...but these people ain't Oprah.

Barack can't win against someone who hates him, as nearly proven by the skinheads...

But, I respect your position on the matter.

...These people :Darkrender:

Marvel Man - April 12, 2009 04:52 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 12 2009, 02:16 AM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:12 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (MarvelFan15 @ Apr 11 2009, 07:57 PM)
Either Bill and Hillary take him down...or Bush uses his combat skills...

Obama For the Loss!

:angry: No.

Yes B)

His superb winning ability gives him an automatic win!

His superb winning ability may swerve people like Oprah...but these people ain't Oprah.

Barack can't win against someone who hates him, as nearly proven by the skinheads...

But, I respect your position on the matter.

Oprah?!

Oprah is not allowed in this match. She'd stomp all over the place!

Bloody_Freak - April 12, 2009 05:19 AM (GMT)
Obama defeats the Clintons, but McCain is WAY more combat trained than him and will make a mockery out of him. :P

Granobulax - April 12, 2009 04:06 PM (GMT)
John McCain FTW.

Darkender - April 12, 2009 09:35 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Apr 12 2009, 12:19 AM)
Obama defeats the Clintons, but McCain is WAY more combat trained than him and will make a mockery out of him. :P

John McCain can hardly lift his arms he's not fighting anyone!

videogameman - April 12, 2009 09:38 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Granobulax @ Apr 12 2009, 04:06 PM)
John McCain FTW.

A fellow Maverick! :D

Darkender - April 12, 2009 09:41 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Apr 12 2009, 04:38 PM)
A fellow Maverick! :D

John McCain can't even move his arms! He's too old. All he'll do is take a nap.

MarvelFan15 - April 12, 2009 10:05 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Apr 12 2009, 02:48 AM)

...These people :Darkrender:

Can take down Obama...




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