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Title: VGM vs. VGA
Description: Here you go VGA


videogameman - March 10, 2009 02:13 AM (GMT)
We settle this. But I need to go to bed, so i'll allow you the first hit.

Ethan - March 10, 2009 02:22 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Mar 10 2009, 02:13 AM)
We settle this. But I need to go to bed, so i'll allow you the first hit.

*Pulls out spicy popcorn with a side of cinnamon for the regular part* KILL HIM VGA!!!!!! GET 'IM!!!!!!!!! BEAT HIM UP!!!!!!! *I sit down, with a #1 VGA foam hand raised*

VG_Addict - March 10, 2009 02:23 AM (GMT)
*VGA starts things off by whacking VGM around with a large cucumber*

videogameman - March 10, 2009 02:25 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Mar 10 2009, 02:23 AM)
*VGA starts things off by whacking VGM around with a large cucumber*

Reeling from the hit, anger surges through me, and I pick up random's huge post count and smash onto VGA. Gotta get to sleep. Will contuine tomarrow.

VG_Addict - March 10, 2009 02:55 AM (GMT)
I spit out some blood, and glare at VGM. I then take out a large tank of lobsters, and shove the lobsters down VGM's pants.

The Ripper - March 10, 2009 03:02 AM (GMT)
I sit down front row, and relax with my turkey sandwich and diet coke.

VG_Addict - March 10, 2009 03:20 AM (GMT)
*VGA continues his assault by giving VGM a habanero sauce enema* puredevilishevil!!!

videogameman - March 10, 2009 12:46 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Mar 10 2009, 03:20 AM)
*VGA continues his assault by giving VGM a habanero sauce enema* puredevilishevil!!!

NOOOO! IT BURNS! I call in Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars to attack VGA.

VG_Addict - March 10, 2009 03:59 PM (GMT)
I summon a magic monkey that kills all the hamsters, and pisses acid on VGM's head.

Ethan - March 10, 2009 07:07 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Mar 10 2009, 03:02 AM)
I sit down front row, and relax with my turkey sandwich and diet coke.

I see Ripper and move down to sit next to him "Hey, Ripper! Great view huh, good thing everybody didn't turn out, I got some XXXGKL Sized popcorn with cinnamon and hot sauce if you want some, :D " I get comfortable and say, "Bet ya VGA's gonna win this one, eh?"

VG_Addict - March 10, 2009 07:40 PM (GMT)
I then close my eyes and begin to pray. Suddenly, Kjowarx, the Egyptian god of horseshoes and C- science projects appears and curses VGM with a horseshoe famine.

videogameman - March 10, 2009 09:36 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Mar 10 2009, 07:40 PM)
I then close my eyes and begin to pray. Suddenly, Kjowarx, the Egyptian god of horseshoes and C- science projects appears and curses VGM with a horseshoe famine.

To defeat Kjowarxfsdgf, I summon Smilical, God of smiles. :mellow: :huh: ^_^ :o ;) :P :D :lol: B) :rolleyes: -_- :) :wub: :angry: :( :unsure: :wacko: :blink: :ph43r: ((Samuri}} pokesmily@ puredevilishevil!!! :merum!?: :Darkrender: Such an attack of smiles causes an explosion that destroies both gods.

VG_Addict - March 10, 2009 11:00 PM (GMT)
I take out a cannon, and use it to shoot kamikazi pigs at VGM.

videogameman - March 11, 2009 12:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Mar 10 2009, 11:00 PM)
I take out a cannon, and use it to shoot kamikazi pigs at VGM.

I summon GIR to intercept the pigges. After that, I throw nausea induncing exploding potato bagels at VGA

VG_Addict - March 11, 2009 01:19 AM (GMT)
I dodge the bagels, and throw an Ebola-laced Pop Tart at VGM.

videogameman - March 11, 2009 01:23 AM (GMT)
I LOVE POP TARTS! I eat it and transform into Kool-Aid Man! I flood VGA with Kool-Aid, Dog poop flavored! OH YEAH!

VG_Addict - March 11, 2009 01:24 AM (GMT)
I dodge the Kool-Aid, and throw typewriters at VGM.

videogameman - March 11, 2009 01:28 AM (GMT)
I grab the typewriters, and type the following words

VideoGameAddict
7:30
Dies by Choclate Rain Flood.

That's right! It's a RANDOMDEATHTYPEWRITER!{insert evil Light Yagami laigh here}

VG_Addict - March 11, 2009 01:30 AM (GMT)
Ha! I drink all the Chocolate Rain, and fart on VGM, poisoning him.

videogameman - March 11, 2009 01:53 AM (GMT)
The Poision turns me into Powdered Toast Man!

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Farting on toast, I forcefeed it to VGA. He finds it so delicous, he can't stop eating! What does he do!?!?

VG_Addict - March 11, 2009 01:59 AM (GMT)
I throw bran muffins filled with broken glass at VGM.

Jailer411 - March 11, 2009 01:59 AM (GMT)
OOC: videogameman is killing right now.....

videogameman - March 11, 2009 02:04 AM (GMT)
I catch it like a frisbee. Yum! Tough, just like I like it! BUT YOU FORGOT THE GRAVEL! I tie him up and force him to watch M. Bision saying DELICOUS! and YES YES! for 10 years and a week. OOC:I'm done for the night.

VG_Addict - March 11, 2009 02:07 AM (GMT)
I regain my sanity.

"Sorry, we're fresh out of gravel, but how about some CEMENT?!?!?"


I take out a cement mixer and force wet cement down VGM's throat. I then force him to watch the 4kids dub of One Piece for 20 years and 4 months! puredevilishevil!!!

The Ripper - March 11, 2009 02:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Mar 10 2009, 12:07 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Mar 10 2009, 03:02 AM)
I sit down front row, and relax with my turkey sandwich and diet coke.

I see Ripper and move down to sit next to him "Hey, Ripper! Great view huh, good thing everybody didn't turn out, I got some XXXGKL Sized popcorn with cinnamon and hot sauce if you want some, :D " I get comfortable and say, "Bet ya VGA's gonna win this one, eh?"

"My money's on him!" I said to Ethan, before sipping on my diet coke.

videogameman - March 11, 2009 01:18 PM (GMT)
The horrors ! The horrors! 20 years and 4 months later, i come out of the experince stronger and Batshit CRAZY! I whip out XBOX{the original} and repeatedly hit VGA with it.

VG_Addict - March 11, 2009 04:38 PM (GMT)
Oh yeah? Well I take out an NES and smack VGM around with it. I then force him to eat pancakes.......WITHOUT ANY SYRUP!!!! puredevilishevil!!!

videogameman - March 11, 2009 09:35 PM (GMT)
K'nukcles intercecpt, cause "Ya can't have flapjacks without syrup!".Suddenly, I whip out a Stero and play this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7fAalnM9lU puredevilishevil!!! VGA's eardrum's EXPLODEEE from the pressure

VG_Addict - March 11, 2009 09:39 PM (GMT)
Ha! I put on headphones just before it plays!


I then summon Chowder, who eats VGM!

videogameman - March 11, 2009 10:07 PM (GMT)
I mess up Chowder's appetite tuning him into that monster thingy{can't find image}. He spits me out and goes on a rampage. After that, i force VGA to watch OVER 9000 DELICOUS YOUTUBE POOPS!

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DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

VG_Addict - March 11, 2009 10:13 PM (GMT)
After I watch all the Youtube Poops, I take out a scroll.


"It is written, only Ganon and his minions can feed VGM LOTSA SPAGHETTI and TOAST for DINNER."


I then summon Ganon and his minions, who forcefeed VGM so much SPAGHETTI and TOAST, that he becomes morbidly obese, as well as getting major heartburn!

videogameman - March 11, 2009 10:15 PM (GMT)
Being obese, I gain the ability to do the NUMA NUMA DANCE! I do it so accurately, VGa joins in. I trip and fall on him, letting out a nucular fart on scale of Wario's in the SSBB trailer.

VG_Addict - March 11, 2009 10:16 PM (GMT)
Your massive belly cushions the impact.



I then perform liposuction on VGM, until he's so thin that he resembles a stick figure.



My face then turns coal-black, my eyes become googly, and my lips turn bright red. I then shout, "AHMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZERS!!!!!", and a massive blue beam shoots out of my mouth and hits VGM.

videogameman - March 11, 2009 10:23 PM (GMT)
Angry at my condition, I summon Sam the Samurai. I get him to cut me in half so I can resurrect as Gohares, king of the memes! Complying, I am killed. Seconds later, a giant voice rumbles through the land. Choclatee RAinnnnnn, Never gonna Guve you upppp, What is loveeee, DO A BARELL ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the combined awsomeness of these memes, a portal opens and sends us to the planet of Rathgor, home of the sentient fire rats. I feed them their fravorie treats, water cats, but VGa has nothing, and is promptly attacked.

VG_Addict - March 11, 2009 10:26 PM (GMT)
I feed the fire rats gasoline Twinkies, and it becomes their new favorite snack! They then let me go.



I then pull out........WEEGEE!!!!! VGM is powerless against his soulless stare, and is sent to the ground.

Ethan - March 11, 2009 10:27 PM (GMT)
Pissed off at a certain thing, I lob molotov grenades from the stand at the two, "I'M PISSED!!!!!!!" :angry:

videogameman - March 11, 2009 10:35 PM (GMT)
I summon the only thing powerful enough to stop Wegee.... Mercutio! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbqeynYC_44

the powr of its epicness turns me into Supermastercaptainfalconnorrismr.T! the gernades Ethan made have no effect and I falcon roundhousekickpunchswingchainsteabaginfintemassPUNCH! them, causing a massive explosion that opens a portal to the 9th dimension!

VG_Addict - March 11, 2009 10:39 PM (GMT)
In the 9th dimension, you get surrounded by hookers that want your babies!


Unfortuneately, I tell them you intend to pay them with a credit card, and they become demons and beat you up!

videogameman - March 11, 2009 11:03 PM (GMT)
Die foul demons! Suddenly, I morph into Ghost Rider! This was all just a scheme to lure the demons ouT! I strike them with my chains and then grab VGA and I say "Look into my eyes!"

Pseudonym - March 11, 2009 11:05 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (VG_Addict @ Mar 11 2009, 10:39 PM)
In the 9th dimension, you get surrounded by hookers that want your babies!


Unfortuneately, I tell them you intend to pay them with a credit card, and they become demons and beat you up!

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