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Title: Deadpool vs Wolverine
Description: I know it's played out, but it was funny

Pseudonym - March 5, 2009 01:41 AM (GMT)
Smoke drifted up into the night sky over a town south of Chicago. Wolverine sat, a cigarette protruding from his lips, taking a break from his search. The local police force had informed him that some goods had been stolen from the museum. Professor X told him to go check it out.

“Rarely do museums know what they possess.” He had said. So Wolverine was off tracking some stupid artifact from the Ankara Town Museum of War.

Wolverine hopped down about seven stories. He grimaced as his knees popped out of place. His feet cracked the concrete, as Wolverine rolled with his fall. He stalked off toward a smell he’d been tracking. He was hoping it wasn’t who he thought it was.

“Oh. My. Goodness.” Deadpool gawked. “Wolvie, buddy, I ain’t peeped you since Tupac died.”

Deadpool amicably strolled through the abandoned warehouse toward Wolverine, extending his hand. Wolverine pulled viscously and put Deadpool in a chokehold.

“Hey Wade,” He responded “Been a long time hasn’t it. I can’t do this hen interrogating normal people. But…” Wolverine’s claws shot out of his arm puncturing Deadpool’s throat. “I’m searchin’ for somethin’ stolen” Wolverine affirmed. “From a museum, seen it?”

“This!” Deadpool announced. He flicked his left arm toward the sky. A black glove with a white pentagram on the black was on his hand. Flowers emerged from Deadpool’s sleeve.

“Oh, silly me.” Deadpool blushed. He showed his right arm. “This one”

Deadpool threw his right arm skyward, and the glove set fire. It cast an eerie glow over the boxes in the warehouse.

“What use would that ever be?” Wolverine asked.

“Tag, you’re it.” Deadpool announced. He pressed the glove to Wolverine’s face and wriggled out of the chokehold.

Deadpool wins if Wolverine is convinced to go away.
Wolverine wins if he snags that glove and gets away.

granobulax - March 5, 2009 02:35 AM (GMT)
Deadpool wins. He'll annoy Wolverine enough to give up :lol:

Darth Pool - March 8, 2009 04:42 PM (GMT)
Noone beats Deadpool when it comes to annoying someone XD

Anyways if it comes down to fighting, Wolverine is your basic brawler while Deadpool fights with an insanity driven well placed martial skills, I'd have to give it to Deadpool there.

boratz - March 9, 2009 12:26 AM (GMT)
Wolverine all the way..........

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