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Title: Mort of the Month
Description: Find a the worst character ever


treacherous - March 4, 2009 01:08 PM (GMT)
What is a mort? It is an absolutely horrible comic book character. Your goal: Find the worst comic book characters (such as the Crazy Quilt or Triple Irons) ever made and post them here. Alright....GO!


Marvel Man - March 5, 2009 01:53 AM (GMT)
I've been waiting a long time for a thread like this. It's a tough choice to make, but there's one clear winner.

Superboy Prime.

Yes, out of all of the things that DC has created, SBP is the worst, by far. Among the things I dislike, there's only one thing I need to say.

He.
Punched.
Reality.

Hmm...
I need a bigger effect....
He punched REALITY!!!

How?
Is it even possible?
Is reality something physical?
Can it be punched?
Was it brute strenght, or does he have another power?

Or more likely, DC wanted another retcon...

Y'know, there's an old saying for this.

"In comics, everyone is reborn eventually. Except Uncle Ben, Bucky, and Robin."

But now, Jason Todd is back...

Marvel Man - March 5, 2009 01:59 AM (GMT)
My 2nd choice,

Red Hulk.

The PIS powerhouse. Jeph Loeb's ultimate creation.

1. Knocked out Uatu the Watcher.
Again, how? Why was he even there? Why didn't Uatu vaporize him?

2. Lifted Thor's hammer.
His excuse, it was in space. Again, how? Why? Thor uses his hammer in space, how does it affect it. It's magical...

3. Used Thor's hammer to beat Odin Force Thor.
How? Why? Actually, why did Thor even show up? One moment, nothing, then suddenly, Thor's there. And Thor's like, "Let's fight." ????

4. The angrier he gets, the hotter he gets?
Who came up with this? Why? Does it even make sense?

Man...thanks...that felt good...

granobulax - March 5, 2009 02:44 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Mar 5 2009, 01:53 AM)
I've been waiting a long time for a thread like this. It's a tough choice to make, but there's one clear winner.

Superboy Prime.

Yes, out of all of the things that DC has created, SBP is the worst, by far. Among the things I dislike, there's only one thing I need to say.

He.
Punched.
Reality.

Hmm...
I need a bigger effect....
He punched REALITY!!!

How?
Is it even possible?
Is reality something physical?
Can it be punched?
Was it brute strenght, or does he have another power?

Or more likely, DC wanted another retcon...

Y'know, there's an old saying for this.

"In comics, everyone is reborn eventually. Except Uncle Ben, Bucky, and Robin."

But now, Jason Todd is back...

Fixed. I believe that was the effect you were looking for. ;)

Marvel Man - March 5, 2009 02:44 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 5 2009, 02:44 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Mar 5 2009, 01:53 AM)
I've been waiting a long time for a thread like this. It's a tough choice to make, but there's one clear winner.

Superboy Prime.

Yes, out of all of the things that DC has created, SBP is the worst, by far. Among the things I dislike, there's only one thing I need to say.

He.
Punched.
Reality.

Hmm...
I need a bigger effect....
He punched REALITY!!!

How?
Is it even possible?
Is reality something physical?
Can it be punched?
Was it brute strenght, or does he have another power?

Or more likely, DC wanted another retcon...

Y'know, there's an old saying for this.

"In comics, everyone is reborn eventually. Except Uncle Ben, Bucky, and Robin."

But now, Jason Todd is back...

Fixed. I believe that was the effect you were looking for. ;)

Thank you. :)

Jailer411 - March 5, 2009 02:53 AM (GMT)
Worst character ever.


granobulax - March 5, 2009 03:00 AM (GMT)
I'm going with Matter Eater Lad. His home planet is called "Bismoll" (Pepto bismol anyone?) According to Wikipedia, he rarely appeared in comics because the writers had a tough time figuring out how to get him in a fight with his super power, the ability to eat anything. :rolleyes:

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Darkender - March 5, 2009 03:01 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 4 2009, 10:00 PM)
I'm going with Matter Eater Lad. His home planet is called "Bismoll" (Pepto bismol anyone?) According to Wikipedia, he rarely appeared in comics because the writers had a tough time figuring out how to get him in a fight with his super power, the ability to eat anything. :rolleyes:

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I always wondered who he would fight. They should make a villian like that called Canibal man...

Thats my next FPL character!

nicker - March 5, 2009 03:10 AM (GMT)
Toad.

I mean whoo wow he can leap and can shoot his tounge out. Wow I am really scared.

SilverSurfer092 - March 5, 2009 03:31 AM (GMT)
I think you people fail at understanding what he wants when he says a bad character. He means an overall poor creation, such as Matter Eater Lad. Sure, Red Hulk is a bad character, but you guys don't hate the character, you hate the BS that follows the character and all the PIS involved.


I<3SBP

Marvel Man - March 5, 2009 03:50 AM (GMT)
Alright, how about....

Ultra-Man.

He's strong and stuff, but he's afraid of water. Yep...water...

In the end, he left heroics, became a comedian.

SilverSurfer092 - March 5, 2009 04:06 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Mar 5 2009, 03:50 AM)
Alright, how about....

Ultra-Man.

He's strong and stuff, but he's afraid of water. Yep...water...

In the end, he left heroics, became a comedian.

Good job.

treacherous - March 5, 2009 04:42 AM (GMT)
Let me show you all a mort. Introducing Ultra the multi alien.

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Ultra was originally Earth spaceman Ace Arn, living in an unspecified future era when spaceflight was common place. Crashing on a world in another star system, he was attacked by four aliens from different planets, each of who shot him with a ray gun to try to turn him into one of them. (Where the hell do you get guns that turn people into you, not only that, but four different aliens had these guns.) Because all hit him at the same time, he was changed to have one quarter of his body resemble the four aliens (He's not one, but IV, 4, Four Quatro aliens in one).

Mort. You suck Ultra.

treacherous - March 5, 2009 04:45 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 5 2009, 03:00 AM)
I'm going with Matter Eater Lad. His home planet is called "Bismoll" (Pepto bismol anyone?) According to Wikipedia, he rarely appeared in comics because the writers had a tough time figuring out how to get him in a fight with his super power, the ability to eat anything. :rolleyes:

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Good Job here. This is the most retarded and still standing character. He eats anything. Hell, a goat could replace him.

Darkender, please do Cannibal Man.

granobulax - March 5, 2009 04:54 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 5 2009, 04:45 AM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 5 2009, 03:00 AM)
I'm going with Matter Eater Lad. His home planet is called "Bismoll" (Pepto bismol anyone?) According to Wikipedia, he rarely appeared in comics because the writers had a tough time figuring out how to get him in a fight with his super power, the ability to eat anything. :rolleyes:

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Good Job here. This is the most retarded and still standing character. He eats anything. Hell, a goat could replace him.

Darkender, please do Cannibal Man.

Yeah, I though so. And by the looks of what he's doing to that bar... wait, this place is rated G right? Nevermind.

treacherous - March 5, 2009 05:00 AM (GMT)
I don't use this much, but LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Next up and actually my first choice. The Crazy Quilt.

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Crazy-Quilt has a helmet that allows him to hypnotize his victims using flashing lights of various colors. It can also lethal laser beams, blinding lights, and functions as artificial eyes since his own eyes no longer function; the lenses feed their input signal straight into his brain. Plus he wears a QUILT!! Whooooo! Scary. He's got a quilt on and he's coming to get me. Whooooo! Ooooh noooo! It's a crazy quilt. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh and he likes to paint. Whoooo! And he made an appearance in Boy Commandos??? Hmmm. Maybe he's been hanging out with Matter eater lad.

Darkender - March 5, 2009 04:14 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 4 2009, 11:45 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 5 2009, 03:00 AM)
I'm going with Matter Eater Lad. His home planet is called "Bismoll" (Pepto bismol anyone?) According to Wikipedia, he rarely appeared in comics because the writers had a tough time figuring out how to get him in a fight with his super power, the ability to eat anything. :rolleyes:

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Good Job here. This is the most retarded and still standing character. He eats anything. Hell, a goat could replace him.

Darkender, please do Cannibal Man.

puredevilishevil!!! I'm gonna do it.

Ethan - March 5, 2009 07:58 PM (GMT)
Here's something that is very stupid.


Arm Fall Off Boy
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Arm Fall Off Boy
here's the link, he's from DC Comics.

Darkender - March 5, 2009 08:02 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 11:14 AM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 4 2009, 11:45 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 5 2009, 03:00 AM)
I'm going with Matter Eater Lad. His home planet is called "Bismoll" (Pepto bismol anyone?) According to Wikipedia, he rarely appeared in comics because the writers had a tough time figuring out how to get him in a fight with his super power, the ability to eat anything. :rolleyes:

user posted image

Good Job here. This is the most retarded and still standing character. He eats anything. Hell, a goat could replace him.

Darkender, please do Cannibal Man.

puredevilishevil!!! I'm gonna do it.

I did it! I just submitted it...

Ethan - March 5, 2009 08:05 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 08:02 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 11:14 AM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 4 2009, 11:45 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 5 2009, 03:00 AM)
I'm going with Matter Eater Lad. His home planet is called "Bismoll" (Pepto bismol anyone?) According to Wikipedia, he rarely appeared in comics because the writers had a tough time figuring out how to get him in a fight with his super power, the ability to eat anything. :rolleyes:

user posted image

Good Job here. This is the most retarded and still standing character. He eats anything. Hell, a goat could replace him.

Darkender, please do Cannibal Man.

puredevilishevil!!! I'm gonna do it.

I did it! I just submitted it...

can I read a copy? :huh:

Darkender - March 5, 2009 08:05 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Mar 5 2009, 03:05 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 08:02 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 11:14 AM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 4 2009, 11:45 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 5 2009, 03:00 AM)
I'm going with Matter Eater Lad. His home planet is called "Bismoll" (Pepto bismol anyone?) According to Wikipedia, he rarely appeared in comics because the writers had a tough time figuring out how to get him in a fight with his super power, the ability to eat anything. :rolleyes:

user posted image

Good Job here. This is the most retarded and still standing character. He eats anything. Hell, a goat could replace him.

Darkender, please do Cannibal Man.

puredevilishevil!!! I'm gonna do it.

I did it! I just submitted it...

can I read a copy? :huh:

...Uh, I'll send you it on a Pm.

Ethan - March 5, 2009 08:07 PM (GMT)
And Bouncing Boy.

treacherous - March 5, 2009 10:58 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Mar 5 2009, 07:58 PM)
Here's something that is very stupid.


Arm Fall Off Boy
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Arm Fall Off Boy
here's the link, he's from DC Comics.

That is an amazingly good pick. That's awful. His arms fall off?

granobulax - March 6, 2009 10:26 AM (GMT)
How's about "Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man"? Here's a real winner.

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He got his powers from falling into a vat of amino acids. He can change into any animal, mineral, or vegetable (Because you know that turning into a vegetable has great use) or a combination of the three, as you see in the picture.

Wow, there's some stupid characters out there...

treacherous - March 6, 2009 12:56 PM (GMT)
Have you noticed that all the dumbest characters are from DC. Ha. Marvel Man should love that. Boy, that one stinks real bad.

granobulax - March 6, 2009 05:23 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 6 2009, 12:56 PM)
Have you noticed that all the dumbest characters are from DC. Ha. Marvel Man should love that. Boy, that one stinks real bad.

You know, I noticed that too. If I ever did start reading comics, it'd definately be Marvel.


Who's in charge of naming these characters anyway? I mean, come on. Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man? Whoever it was, I hope he got fired.

Jailer411 - March 6, 2009 05:34 PM (GMT)
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The power of stuffing stockings......

granobulax - March 6, 2009 05:36 PM (GMT)
Ha! It's DC again! :lol:

Ethan - March 6, 2009 10:37 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 5 2009, 10:58 PM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Mar 5 2009, 07:58 PM)
Here's something that is very stupid.


Arm Fall Off Boy
user posted image
Arm Fall Off Boy
here's the link, he's from DC Comics.

That is an amazingly good pick. That's awful. His arms fall off?

yes, he can actually also fall apart, in the link it says that he made it into the top ten to join the Legion but he literally fell apart.

Ethan - March 6, 2009 10:40 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 6 2009, 10:26 AM)
How's about "Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man"? Here's a real winner.

user posted image

He got his powers from falling into a vat of amino acids. He can change into any animal, mineral, or vegetable (Because you know that turning into a vegetable has great use) or a combination of the three, as you see in the picture.

Wow, there's some stupid characters out there...

I don't know, that seems pretty useful, as he might be able to fuse Diamond with T-Rex and get a form of stretching from a certain vegeatable making him a real threat. Great idea for a power but suckish name.

Marvel Man - March 7, 2009 03:33 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 6 2009, 05:23 PM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 6 2009, 12:56 PM)
Have you noticed that all the dumbest characters are from DC.  Ha.  Marvel Man should love that.  Boy, that one stinks real bad.

You know, I noticed that too. If I ever did start reading comics, it'd definately be Marvel.


Who's in charge of naming these characters anyway? I mean, come on. Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man? Whoever it was, I hope he got fired.

:lol:

See, I've been saying it all this time. Marvel's #1.
Go Marvel!

Jailer411 - March 7, 2009 03:39 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Mar 6 2009, 09:33 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 6 2009, 05:23 PM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 6 2009, 12:56 PM)
Have you noticed that all the dumbest characters are from DC.  Ha.  Marvel Man should love that.  Boy, that one stinks real bad.

You know, I noticed that too. If I ever did start reading comics, it'd definately be Marvel.


Who's in charge of naming these characters anyway? I mean, come on. Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man? Whoever it was, I hope he got fired.

:lol:

See, I've been saying it all this time. Marvel's #1.
Go Marvel!

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Uh......

Marvel Man - March 7, 2009 03:44 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 7 2009, 03:39 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Mar 6 2009, 09:33 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 6 2009, 05:23 PM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 6 2009, 12:56 PM)
Have you noticed that all the dumbest characters are from DC.  Ha.  Marvel Man should love that.  Boy, that one stinks real bad.

You know, I noticed that too. If I ever did start reading comics, it'd definately be Marvel.


Who's in charge of naming these characters anyway? I mean, come on. Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man? Whoever it was, I hope he got fired.

:lol:

See, I've been saying it all this time. Marvel's #1.
Go Marvel!

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Uh......

Howard isn't bad.

He has quack-fu!
And a hot supermodel sidekick.

He even has a movie!! (google it)

Jailer411 - March 7, 2009 03:45 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Mar 6 2009, 09:44 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 7 2009, 03:39 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Mar 6 2009, 09:33 PM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Mar 6 2009, 05:23 PM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 6 2009, 12:56 PM)
Have you noticed that all the dumbest characters are from DC.  Ha.  Marvel Man should love that.  Boy, that one stinks real bad.

You know, I noticed that too. If I ever did start reading comics, it'd definately be Marvel.


Who's in charge of naming these characters anyway? I mean, come on. Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man? Whoever it was, I hope he got fired.

:lol:

See, I've been saying it all this time. Marvel's #1.
Go Marvel!

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Uh......

Howard isn't bad.

He has quack-fu!
And a hot supermodel sidekick.

He even has a movie!! (google it)

Marvel Man, if you put it like that, all the characters here aren't bad. Accept the truth, Howard the Duck sucks....

Marvel Man - March 7, 2009 03:47 AM (GMT)
He's not my favorite...

But he has a live action movie! It's called, "Howard the Duck".

Let's see if any other "bad" character can top that...

treacherous - March 8, 2009 05:14 AM (GMT)
I saw Howard the Duck. One of the worst movies ever made. EVER!

Marvel Man - March 8, 2009 05:41 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Mar 8 2009, 05:14 AM)
I saw Howard the Duck. One of the worst movies ever made. EVER!

What?!

That Duck costume was the greatest of it's time.
The point is, he has a movie.

Aside from that.....agreed....

Jailer411 - March 8, 2009 10:03 PM (GMT)
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Marvel Man - March 8, 2009 11:59 PM (GMT)
Actually Jimmy Olsen has indeed, gained crazy powers.

He turned into a giant turtle once...

treacherous - March 9, 2009 12:38 AM (GMT)
Need. New. Morts.




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