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Pseudonym - March 2, 2009 10:38 PM (GMT)
WElcome to the arena of the Dozens. Where nothing is sacred. Here ye may speak of each other's mom's and manhoods (but keep it kinda clean.)

Instead of reveling in my alliterative genius, ye shall begin Playin' The Dozens.

Rules: No generic Insults. Ye can't call spidey's mom a slut, ye may though call Mary-Jane a slut. Unless of course that word is taboo, then you'll have to get creative.

Rules: There is a 24-hour return policy. Ye must have a comeback within twenty-four hours. If ye doesn't your opponent is declared the winner.

Rules: All your posts must be headed by the name of your participant.

Rules: Jailer, ye shall be first to challenge someone. Challenge the participant, not the member on haven

Rules: If all are good with the quick comebacks, the battle ends after three days, and I and my assisstant shall judge.

Jailer411 - March 3, 2009 01:20 AM (GMT)
I get to challenge? I chose......Darkender puredevilishevil!!!

Pseudonym - March 3, 2009 02:04 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 3 2009, 01:20 AM)
I get to challenge? I chose......Darkender puredevilishevil!!!

*smack* the rules state that ye shall challenge a fictional character.

Darkender - March 3, 2009 02:08 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 2 2009, 08:20 PM)
I get to challenge? I chose......Darkender puredevilishevil!!!

I knew you would... :lol:

...Worst mistake of your life. :angry:

Jailer411 - March 3, 2009 03:09 AM (GMT)
Luke Cage can go first.

Pseudonym - March 3, 2009 09:11 PM (GMT)
No extra talking, ye shall be eliminated. Now I gotta read through your crapstorm to find the actual battle.

Luke Cage, your challenge. And please delete ND4 and Jailer's random tangent sh!t

Jailer411 - March 3, 2009 09:19 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 3 2009, 03:11 PM)
No extra talking, ye shall be eliminated. Now I gotta read through your crapstorm to find the actual battle.

Luke Cage, your challenge. And please delete ND4 and Jailer's random tangent sh!t

OOC:Extra talking is annoying. You get more aware of it once you have an RP like this. Oh, and can I switch to deadpool?

Luke Cage can go first if he wants to.

Darkender - March 4, 2009 02:24 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 3 2009, 04:11 PM)
No extra talking, ye shall be eliminated. Now I gotta read through your crapstorm to find the actual battle.

Luke Cage, your challenge. And please delete ND4 and Jailer's random tangent sh!t

1. I have no powers here...
2. Is this like a yo momma thing or does it have to deal with his character?

Also, I left these questions open, because they are relevant, however this and other relevant questions can be asked in the OOC section. The RP section should flow like an RP and not have a lot of random crap.

treacherous - March 4, 2009 05:32 PM (GMT)
I deleted the crap. Please stop random RPing in someone elses RP section. You want to random fight, go to the random fight RP. There is a whole OOC thread for OOC on this RP. Go there with any questions and/or random crap.

Darkender - March 5, 2009 04:08 PM (GMT)
Deadpool yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh

Jailer411 - March 5, 2009 07:18 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 10:08 AM)
Deadpool yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh

Yo momma don't even use lipstick, because she know that nothing could help her ugly face.

Darkender - March 5, 2009 08:00 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 02:18 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 10:08 AM)
Deadpool yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh

Yo momma don't even use lipstick, because she know that nothing could help her ugly face.

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made Gorrila cookies!

Jailer411 - March 5, 2009 08:02 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 2 2009, 04:38 PM)

Rules: No generic Insults. Ye can't call spidey's mom a slut, ye may though call Mary-Jane a slut. Unless of course that word is taboo, then you'll have to get creative.

OOC: I think we're doing this wrong, no generic insults.

Darkender - March 5, 2009 08:10 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 03:02 PM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 2 2009, 04:38 PM)

Rules: No generic Insults. Ye can't call spidey's mom a slut, ye may though call Mary-Jane a slut. Unless of course that word is taboo, then you'll have to get creative.

OOC: I think we're doing this wrong, no generic insults.

OOC: I thought this was The Dozens?!

Jailer411 - March 5, 2009 08:14 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 02:10 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 03:02 PM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 2 2009, 04:38 PM)

Rules: No generic Insults. Ye can't call spidey's mom a slut, ye may though call Mary-Jane a slut. Unless of course that word is taboo, then you'll have to get creative.

OOC: I think we're doing this wrong, no generic insults.

OOC: I thought this was The Dozens?!

OOC: I think we have to make insults, pertaning to the avatar you chose.

For instance.


You so girly, that you used wear a tiara.

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Pseudonym - March 5, 2009 10:03 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 08:14 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 02:10 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 03:02 PM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 2 2009, 04:38 PM)

Rules: No generic Insults. Ye can't call spidey's mom a slut, ye may though call Mary-Jane a slut. Unless of course that word is taboo, then you'll have to get creative.

OOC: I think we're doing this wrong, no generic insults.

OOC: I thought this was The Dozens?!

OOC: I think we have to make insults, pertaning to the avatar you chose.

For instance.


You so girly, that you used wera a tiara.

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Finally someone understands. And with that, Deadpool challenges Luke Cage

Darkender - March 6, 2009 12:14 AM (GMT)
Oh okay...

Deadpool you're so dumb that you have to make corny jokes all the time to make you feel worthy....


.... :Darkrender:

Jailer411 - March 6, 2009 12:23 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 06:14 PM)
Oh okay...

Deadpool you're so dumb that you have to make corny jokes all the time to make you feel worthy....


.... :Darkrender:

Really? Because your girl seemed to like them last night.

OOC: I can't keep on doing this. There not that many insults on fictional characters....

Darkender - March 6, 2009 12:43 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 07:23 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 06:14 PM)
Oh okay...

Deadpool you're so dumb that you have to make corny jokes all the time to make you feel worthy....


.... :Darkrender:

Really? Because your girl seemed to like them last night.

OOC: I can't keep on doing this. There not that many insults on fictional characters....

OOC: Yea, I find this stupid. I liked the actual Yo momma jokes better.

Pseudonym - March 6, 2009 12:44 AM (GMT)
There are short jokes- If the character is short, use those in context.

There are black jokes- BE WARY, Don't offend us.

Deadpool is ugly as hell. Use that.

Pictures are around, use pics off the net if you want.

Jailer411 - March 6, 2009 12:47 AM (GMT)
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Hey Luke, I didn't know that you were playing for the other team.


Darkender - March 6, 2009 12:58 AM (GMT)
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I knew you were hiding something behind your waistband.

Pseudonym - March 6, 2009 01:18 AM (GMT)
Darkender wtf!

Ah well :o :lol: :lol:

Darkender - March 6, 2009 01:19 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 5 2009, 08:18 PM)
Darkender wtf!

Ah well :o :lol: :lol:

OOC: I play to win!

Jailer411 - March 6, 2009 01:24 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 06:58 PM)
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I knew you were hiding something behind your waistband.

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You should be one to talk, do us a favor and keep your shirt on next time.

Darkender - March 6, 2009 01:29 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 08:24 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 06:58 PM)
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I knew you were hiding something behind your waistband.

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You should be one to talk, do us a favor and keep your shirt on next time.

Me one to talk?
Oh by the way, how are you and Dr. Strange doing?
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Jailer411 - March 6, 2009 01:37 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 07:29 PM)

Me one to talk?
Oh by the way, how are you and Dr. Strange doing?
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We're not doing well as you and Iron fist, honestly, you two should get a room.

Darkender - March 6, 2009 01:50 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 08:37 PM)
[QUOTE=Darkender,Mar 5 2009, 07:29 PM]

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We're not doing well as you and Iron fist, honestly, you two should get a room.

Maybe you stop cheating on him with this guy adn you'll have a better relationship.

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Jailer411 - March 6, 2009 01:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 07:50 PM)

Maybe you stop cheating on him with this guy adn you'll have a better relationship.

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You would have advice about gay people, wouldn't you? Bravo, you've had practice with Iron Fist. Too bad you wasted your advice on a straight person though.

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I get the ladies.

Darkender - March 6, 2009 02:03 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 08:57 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 07:50 PM)

Maybe you stop cheating on him with this guy adn you'll have a better relationship.

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You would have advice about gay people, wouldn't you? Bravo, you've had practice with Iron Fist. Too bad you wasted your advice on a straight person though.

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I get the ladies.

Actually I'm happily married. I'm just trying to help you out with your "Homo" Problems. You swing both ways its okay.

Jailer411 - March 6, 2009 02:05 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 08:03 PM)

Actually I'm happily married. I'm just trying to help you out with your "Homo" Problems. You swing both ways its okay.

Happily married? Who's playing the wife, you or Iron Fist?

Darkender - March 6, 2009 02:06 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 09:05 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 08:03 PM)

Actually I'm happily married. I'm just trying to help you out with your "Homo" Problems. You swing both ways its okay.

Happily married? Who's playing the wife, you or Iron Fist?

I know you're confused, but my wife is a woman. Jessica Jones. Thats the way it was meant to be "Man and Woman".

Jailer411 - March 6, 2009 02:12 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 08:06 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 09:05 PM)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 08:03 PM)

Actually I'm happily married. I'm just trying to help you out with your "Homo" Problems. You swing both ways its okay.

Happily married? Who's playing the wife, you or Iron Fist?

I know you're confused, but my wife is a woman. Jessica Jones. Thats the way it was meant to be "Man and Woman".

So she doesn't know that you're cheating on her.

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You two look so happy together. I could never go a day being gay.

Darkender - March 6, 2009 02:22 AM (GMT)
[QUOTE=Jailer411,Mar 5 2009, 09:12 PM][QUOTE=Darkender,Mar 5 2009, 08:06 PM] [QUOTE=Jailer411,Mar 5 2009, 09:05 PM] [QUOTE=Darkender,Mar 5 2009, 08:03 PM]

So she doesn't know that you're cheating on her.

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You two look so happy together. I could never go a day being gay.[/QUOTE]
I'm not...

but from what I see you are...

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Fixed

Jailer411 - March 6, 2009 02:24 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 08:22 PM)
[QUOTE=Jailer411,Mar 5 2009, 09:12 PM][QUOTE=Darkender,Mar 5 2009, 08:06 PM] [QUOTE=Jailer411,Mar 5 2009, 09:05 PM] [QUOTE=Darkender,Mar 5 2009, 08:03 PM]

So she doesn't know that you're cheating on her.

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You two look so happy together. I could never go a day being gay.[/QUOTE]
I'm not...

but from what I see you are...

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Congrats, you've succeeded in making no sense at all.

Darkender - March 6, 2009 02:27 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 09:24 PM)
[QUOTE=Darkender,Mar 5 2009, 08:22 PM] [QUOTE=Jailer411,Mar 5 2009, 09:12 PM][QUOTE=Darkender,Mar 5 2009, 08:06 PM] [QUOTE=Jailer411,Mar 5 2009, 09:05 PM] [QUOTE=Darkender,Mar 5 2009, 08:03 PM]

So she doesn't know that you're cheating on her.

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You two look so happy together. I could never go a day being gay.[/QUOTE]
I'm not...

but from what I see you are...

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http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk143/c...goodname/1a.jpg
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Congrats, you've succeeded in making no sense at all.

OOC: LOl I messed up hold on.

Darkender - March 6, 2009 02:30 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 09:22 PM)
[QUOTE=Jailer411,Mar 5 2009, 09:12 PM][QUOTE=Darkender,Mar 5 2009, 08:06 PM] [QUOTE=Jailer411,Mar 5 2009, 09:05 PM] [QUOTE=Darkender,Mar 5 2009, 08:03 PM]

So she doesn't know that you're cheating on her.

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You two look so happy together. I could never go a day being gay.[/QUOTE]
I'm not...

but from what I see you are...

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Fixed

OOC: I fixed it!

Jailer411 - March 6, 2009 02:33 AM (GMT)
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I see that Dr. Doom didn't pay you for the things you did with him last night.

Darkender - March 6, 2009 03:00 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 5 2009, 09:33 PM)
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I see that Dr. Doom didn't pay you for the things you did with him last night.

Yea, I fixed his porch and he never gave me my money. What did you think I did? Thats not what Hero for Hire means Deadpool. I won't except being hired for that, so I can't except your money Deadpool.

Jailer411 - March 6, 2009 03:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Darkender @ Mar 5 2009, 09:00 PM)

Yea, I fixed his porch and he never gave me my money. What did you think I did? Thats not what Hero for Hire means Deadpool. I won't except being hired for that, so I can't except your money Deadpool.

What you smokin' Luke? Or are just that perverted. I gave you the money because you're so poor that you started stripping for men on the holidays.

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