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treacherous - March 1, 2009 12:32 AM (GMT)
All you have to do is come up with questions like this...

Would you rather
Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
Be blind or deaf?
Have a fat girl sit on you or have a drunk throw up on you?


Answer these and then create your own...

Marvel Man - March 1, 2009 12:39 AM (GMT)
1. The bar of soap.
I can probably live through it. I know what happens when you drink the latter, I've seen the movies...

2. Deaf.
I'm trying to learn sign languague, plus, I can still watch tv/surf the web.

3. Drunk Guy.
Makes funny story.


Would you rather:
Have a Mac or a PC?
Read Marvel or DC?
Watch tv or read a book?

Jailer411 - March 1, 2009 12:45 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Feb 28 2009, 06:39 PM)

Would you rather:
Have a Mac or a PC?
Read Marvel or DC?
Watch tv or read a book?

Have a PC
Read marvel
read a book

Would you rather, pour a pound of salt or a gallon of alcohol, on a wound the size of a keyboard?

Marvel Man - March 1, 2009 12:47 AM (GMT)
Treach, can I anwser more than once?

nicker - March 1, 2009 12:52 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Mar 1 2009, 12:39 AM)
1. The bar of soap.
I can probably live through it. I know what happens when you drink the latter, I've seen the movies...

2. Deaf.
I'm trying to learn sign languague, plus, I can still watch tv/surf the web.

3. Drunk Guy.
Makes funny story.


Would you rather:
Have a Mac or a PC?
Read Marvel or DC?
Watch tv or read a book?

Mac or Pc?
Mac.

2: Dc. Meh I think Grunt and my brother's feelings of Dc are rubbing off on me.

3: Watch tv.

As for Jailer gallon of achol

Meh salt burns like hell.I know from experince.

Would you rather go to a insane aslyum or Jail?

Meet Venom or Spiderman?

Get killed by a ax or barb wire?


Pseudonym - March 1, 2009 02:30 AM (GMT)
1. Don't get raped in the Wacko basket.
2. Spiderman- He won't kill me or take me hostage
3. Ax-Quicker.

Would you rather:

Die or kill your child.

Make a species extinct or be abducted by aliens.

Be super smart with a brain 5 times normal size (with proper skull expansion) or be normal and look normal

nicker - March 1, 2009 02:37 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 1 2009, 02:30 AM)
1. Don't get raped in the Wacko basket.
2. Spiderman- He won't kill me or take me hostage
3. Ax-Quicker.

Would you rather:

Die or kill your child.

Make a species extinct or be abducted by aliens.

Be super smart with a brain 5 times normal size (with proper skull expansion) or be normal and look normal



I dont get it? So your asking would you kill your child or what?

Get picked up by Aliens because at least all they would do is well anal proboing is better then killing a species which in some way helps humans.

Normal and look normal.

I will let someone else ask the queastions.

Pseudonym - March 1, 2009 03:15 AM (GMT)
Look at the first word of question one.

SilverSurfer092 - March 1, 2009 03:25 AM (GMT)
Don't even get me started on these. I have better ones than you guys will ever come up with.

Ethan - March 1, 2009 03:29 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (nicker @ Mar 1 2009, 12:52 AM)
Would you rather go to a insane aslyum or Jail?

Meet Venom or Spiderman?

Get killed by a ax or barb wire?

Treach's
1. I'd drink it, it comes out much faster
2. I'd choose being deaf.
3. I'd rather have a drunk throw up on me, it could be a hot chick for all I know.

Marv's
1. PC
2. Marvel
3. I'd rather read, it'd be Marvel.

ND4's

1. Insane Asylum, I would love to kill the Joker, I've always hated him
2. Venom, the current venom doesn't kill, he's even friends with spidey.
3. Axe, its much quicker and not as painful.

Jailer's
1. Alcohol, it acts as an disinfecant depsite hurting like hell, the salt does nothing but make it hurt more, even worse than Alcohol.

Psuedo's
1. I'd die
2. Abduction, it'd make me an alien expert.
3. I'd rather be like the Leader (Same thing).

videogameman - March 1, 2009 03:30 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 1 2009, 02:30 AM)
1. Don't get raped in the Wacko basket.
2. Spiderman- He won't kill me or take me hostage
3. Ax-Quicker.

Would you rather:

Die or kill your child.

Make a species extinct or be abducted by aliens.

Be super smart with a brain 5 times normal size (with proper skull expansion) or be normal and look normal

1.Die
2.Be abducted
3.SUPER SMART!

Would you rather be roundhouse kicked by Chuck norris or be hit by one of Mr.t's chains?

Would you nuke a country or let your own country die?

Would you rather be turned into a zombie or a robot?


Ethan - March 1, 2009 03:30 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Mar 1 2009, 03:25 AM)
Don't even get me started on these. I have better ones than you guys will ever come up with.

Hit us with them then, Surfer.

Jailer411 - March 1, 2009 03:37 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Feb 28 2009, 09:30 PM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 1 2009, 02:30 AM)
1. Don't get raped in the Wacko basket.
2. Spiderman- He won't kill me or take me hostage
3. Ax-Quicker.

Would you rather:

Die or kill your child.

Make a species extinct or be abducted by aliens.

Be super smart with a brain 5 times normal size (with proper skull expansion) or be normal and look normal

1.Die
2.Be abducted
3.SUPER SMART!

Would you rather be roundhouse kicked by Chuck norris or be hit by one of Mr.t's chains?

Would you nuke a country or let your own country die?

Would you rather be turned into a zombie or a robot?

Chuck Norris
Abduction
Robot

Would you rather put your arm in a buzz saw, or get a shark to bite your leg?

videogameman - March 1, 2009 03:43 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 03:37 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Feb 28 2009, 09:30 PM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 1 2009, 02:30 AM)
1. Don't get raped in the Wacko basket.
2. Spiderman- He won't kill me or take me hostage
3. Ax-Quicker.

Would you rather:

Die or kill your child.

Make a species extinct or be abducted by aliens.

Be super smart with a brain 5 times normal size (with proper skull expansion) or be normal and look normal

1.Die
2.Be abducted
3.SUPER SMART!

Would you rather be roundhouse kicked by Chuck norris or be hit by one of Mr.t's chains?

Would you nuke a country or let your own country die?

Would you rather be turned into a zombie or a robot?

Chuck Norris
Abduction
Robot

Would you rather put your arm in a buzz saw, or get a shark to bite your leg?

Joke answer:Put my hand in a chainsaw. Ash did it and Ash is awesome.

Actual answer:Have a shark bite me. i can live from that.

Would you rather be caught in a Pokeball or drafted into the Empire{Star Wars}?

Marvel Man - March 1, 2009 03:54 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Mar 1 2009, 03:43 AM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 03:37 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Feb 28 2009, 09:30 PM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 1 2009, 02:30 AM)
1. Don't get raped in the Wacko basket.
2. Spiderman- He won't kill me or take me hostage
3. Ax-Quicker.

Would you rather:

Die or kill your child.

Make a species extinct or be abducted by aliens.

Be super smart with a brain 5 times normal size (with proper skull expansion) or be normal and look normal

1.Die
2.Be abducted
3.SUPER SMART!

Would you rather be roundhouse kicked by Chuck norris or be hit by one of Mr.t's chains?

Would you nuke a country or let your own country die?

Would you rather be turned into a zombie or a robot?

Chuck Norris
Abduction
Robot

Would you rather put your arm in a buzz saw, or get a shark to bite your leg?

Joke answer:Put my hand in a chainsaw. Ash did it and Ash is awesome.

Actual answer:Have a shark bite me. i can live from that.

Would you rather be caught in a Pokeball or drafted into the Empire{Star Wars}?

I'd choose a pokeball. Inside, there's a hot tub, flat screen TVs, and a fully stocked fridge.

Would you rather:

1. See Bio Brolly, or eat snails?

2. Learn to dance, or learn to draw?

3. Race Michael Phelps in a swimming competition, or race Lance Armstrong on a bycicle?

videogameman - March 1, 2009 03:58 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Mar 1 2009, 03:54 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Mar 1 2009, 03:43 AM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 03:37 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Feb 28 2009, 09:30 PM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Mar 1 2009, 02:30 AM)
1. Don't get raped in the Wacko basket.
2. Spiderman- He won't kill me or take me hostage
3. Ax-Quicker.

Would you rather:

Die or kill your child.

Make a species extinct or be abducted by aliens.

Be super smart with a brain 5 times normal size (with proper skull expansion) or be normal and look normal

1.Die
2.Be abducted
3.SUPER SMART!

Would you rather be roundhouse kicked by Chuck norris or be hit by one of Mr.t's chains?

Would you nuke a country or let your own country die?

Would you rather be turned into a zombie or a robot?

Chuck Norris
Abduction
Robot

Would you rather put your arm in a buzz saw, or get a shark to bite your leg?

Joke answer:Put my hand in a chainsaw. Ash did it and Ash is awesome.

Actual answer:Have a shark bite me. i can live from that.

Would you rather be caught in a Pokeball or drafted into the Empire{Star Wars}?

I'd choose a pokeball. Inside, there's a hot tub, flat screen TVs, and a fully stocked fridge.

Would you rather:

1. See Bio Brolly, or eat snails?

2. Learn to dance, or learn to draw?

3. Race Michael Phelps in a swimming competition, or race Lance Armstrong on a bycicle?

1.See Bio Brolly
2.Learn to draw
3.Race Lance Armstrong.

Would you rather be hit by a fully angered World War Hulk or hit by Flash's Infinite Mass Punch?

Jailer411 - March 1, 2009 03:59 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Feb 28 2009, 09:58 PM)


Would you rather be hit by a fully angered World War Hulk or hit by Flash's Infinite Mass Punch?

Either way you'll die instanly.

videogameman - March 1, 2009 04:05 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 03:59 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Feb 28 2009, 09:58 PM)


Would you rather be hit by a fully angered World War Hulk or hit by Flash's Infinite Mass Punch?

Either way you'll die instanly.

Well, let's say you can heal from anything, but can still feel the pain.

Jailer411 - March 1, 2009 04:06 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Feb 28 2009, 10:05 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 03:59 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Feb 28 2009, 09:58 PM)


Would you rather be hit by a fully angered World War Hulk or hit by Flash's Infinite Mass Punch?

Either way you'll die instanly.

Well, let's say you can heal from anything, but can still feel the pain.

Flashes IMP.

Would you rather rape your daughter, or kill your mother?

Marvel Man - March 1, 2009 04:07 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 03:59 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Feb 28 2009, 09:58 PM)


Would you rather be hit by a fully angered World War Hulk or hit by Flash's Infinite Mass Punch?

Either way you'll die instanly.

I'd take Flash's.

Flash might not hit you, since he's a hero.

videogameman - March 1, 2009 04:09 AM (GMT)
Jailer's question
rape my daughter. It's not as bad as killing.

Marvel Man's questions
Bruce Lee. He would take mercy on me.
2.Bow staff. farther reach, less likely to kill.
3.Hockey. i suck at football.

Would you rather fight Darth Vader or Samurai Jack?

Ethan - March 1, 2009 04:11 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Mar 1 2009, 04:09 AM)
Jailer's question
rape my daughter. It's not as bad as killing.

Marvel Man's questions
Bruce Lee. He would take mercy on me.
2.Bow staff. farther reach, less likely to kill.
3.Hockey. i suck at football.

Would you rather fight Darth Vader or Samurai Jack?

Darth Vader, he was slow at the duels. But what of the Force? I got a strong will.

Jailer411 - March 1, 2009 04:12 AM (GMT)
Kill a chimp, or kill an orphan.

SilverSurfer092 - March 1, 2009 04:13 AM (GMT)
Would you rather have a 40 pound dumbbell dropped on your balls or on your head? Your balls are laid out so that the dumbbell will not hit anything else.

videogameman - March 1, 2009 04:13 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 04:12 AM)
Kill a chimp, or kill an orphan.

A chimp. It's an animal.

Would you rather be Falcon Punched or by hit by MY LAZAR!

Jailer411 - March 1, 2009 04:14 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Feb 28 2009, 10:13 PM)
Would you rather have a 40 pound dumbbell dropped on your balls or on your head? Your balls are laid out so that the dumbbell will not hit anything else.

Balls, I would be less likely to die.

videogameman - March 1, 2009 04:14 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Mar 1 2009, 04:13 AM)
Would you rather have a 40 pound dumbbell dropped on your balls or on your head? Your balls are laid out so that the dumbbell will not hit anything else.

Balls. I would be more likely to live.

Ethan - March 1, 2009 04:17 AM (GMT)
And less likely to have no kids, I've had heavy stuff dropped on my head, I'm takin the head dropping.

Marvel Man - March 1, 2009 04:18 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Mar 1 2009, 04:13 AM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 04:12 AM)
Kill a chimp, or kill an orphan.

A chimp. It's an animal.

Would you rather be Falcon Punched or by hit by MY LAZAR!

Falcon Punch.

Would you rather:
1. Arm wrestle Hulk Hogan, or Sylvester Stallone?

2. Read, or write a story?

3. Participate in a war, or serve in congress?

Marvel Man - March 1, 2009 04:19 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Mar 1 2009, 04:14 AM)
QUOTE (SilverSurfer092 @ Mar 1 2009, 04:13 AM)
Would you rather have a 40 pound dumbbell dropped on your balls or on your head? Your balls are laid out so that the dumbbell will not hit anything else.

Balls. I would be more likely to live.

But what kind of life would it be?

nicker - March 1, 2009 04:19 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Mar 1 2009, 04:17 AM)
And less likely to have no kids, I've had heavy stuff dropped on my head, I'm takin the head dropping.

Me too.

Also

Would you pour acid on yourself or drink toxic?

Die by Zombies or Vampires?

Flash's speed or Hulk's rage?

videogameman - March 1, 2009 04:20 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Mar 1 2009, 04:18 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Mar 1 2009, 04:13 AM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 04:12 AM)
Kill a chimp, or kill an orphan.

A chimp. It's an animal.

Would you rather be Falcon Punched or by hit by MY LAZAR!

Falcon Punch.

Would you rather:
1. Arm wrestle Hulk Hogan, or Sylvester Stallone?

2. Read, or write a story?

3. Participate in a war, or serve in congress?

1.Arm wrestle Hulk Hogan. Always wanted to meet him.
2.Write.
3.Serve in Congress.

Would rather be hit by a rocket launcher or a Sparten Laser? You can heal from it, but still feel the pain.

videogameman - March 1, 2009 04:21 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (nicker @ Mar 1 2009, 04:19 AM)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Mar 1 2009, 04:17 AM)
And less likely to have no kids, I've had heavy stuff dropped on my head, I'm takin the head dropping.

Me too.

Also

Would you pour acid on yourself or drink toxic?

Die by Zombies or Vampires?

Flash's speed or Hulk's rage?

Acid on myself
By vampires.
By Flash's speed.

Ethan - March 1, 2009 04:21 AM (GMT)
Drink toxic, chance of surving is greater than pouring acid all over yourself
Vampires, hopefully hot ones with big knockers
Hulk, but he wouldn't get mad at you without a reason.

Jailer411 - March 1, 2009 04:22 AM (GMT)
Would you rather eat your fingers, or rip off your ears, and eat them.

nicker - March 1, 2009 04:24 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ethan @ Mar 1 2009, 04:21 AM)
Drink toxic, chance of surving is greater than pouring acid all over yourself
Vampires, hopefully hot ones with big knockers
Hulk, but he wouldn't get mad at you without a reason.

Zombies can be hot too. :Darkrender: In one movie a hot zombie bit off her former boyfriend's face . Rip off fingers I could always get procthestics (Sp?)

Marvel Man - March 1, 2009 04:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 04:22 AM)
Would you rather eat your fingers, or rip off your ears, and eat them.

Umm...

Can I cook my ears?
If yes, then those.

Would you rather:
1. Hang out with Surfer, or Darkender?

2. Learn another languague, or go to another country?

3. Relive your life, or be immortal?

videogameman - March 1, 2009 04:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 04:22 AM)
Would you rather eat your fingers, or rip off your ears, and eat them.

Eat my fingers. Half the pain. NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION! :angry:

Jailer411 - March 1, 2009 04:27 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Feb 28 2009, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 04:22 AM)
Would you rather eat your fingers, or rip off your ears, and eat them.

Eat my fingers. Half the pain. NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION! :angry:

Which one?

Marvel Man - March 1, 2009 04:27 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Mar 1 2009, 04:20 AM)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Mar 1 2009, 04:18 AM)
QUOTE (videogameman @ Mar 1 2009, 04:13 AM)
QUOTE (Jailer411 @ Mar 1 2009, 04:12 AM)
Kill a chimp, or kill an orphan.

A chimp. It's an animal.

Would you rather be Falcon Punched or by hit by MY LAZAR!

Falcon Punch.

Would you rather:
1. Arm wrestle Hulk Hogan, or Sylvester Stallone?

2. Read, or write a story?

3. Participate in a war, or serve in congress?

1.Arm wrestle Hulk Hogan. Always wanted to meet him.
2.Write.
3.Serve in Congress.

Would rather be hit by a rocket launcher or a Sparten Laser? You can heal from it, but still feel the pain.

Rocket Launcher.

Less futuristic.




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