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Pseudonym - February 1, 2009 06:53 PM (GMT)
As much as I like Comics and stuff, my real pasion is stand-up comedy.

Here, I will have a comedian of the week.

This week features Christopher Titus

warning, language
Norman Rockwell is Bleeding - 1/9- Chirstopher Titus

darkender - February 2, 2009 02:36 AM (GMT)
Katt Williams is the the funniest ever!

-Warning Language-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI

treacherous - February 2, 2009 11:05 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (darkender @ Feb 2 2009, 02:36 AM)
Katt Williams is the the funniest ever!

-Warning Language-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI

He is pretty funny.

jailer411 - February 2, 2009 11:07 PM (GMT)
I'm saying it right now, nobody can touch the following people Eddie murphy back in the 80's, Bill cosby in his early days, and Richard pryer.

Pseudonym - February 3, 2009 02:04 AM (GMT)
Discuss Christopher Titus?

treacherous - February 3, 2009 02:26 AM (GMT)
Oh yeah! Gotta watch that. I'll get to it.

Pseudonym - February 3, 2009 09:30 PM (GMT)
ON Saturday, the new comedian will be posted. A man who knows what things are important.

granobulax - February 4, 2009 03:11 AM (GMT)
Sorry, but Stephen Lynch is the funniest comedian I've ever heard.

Pseudonym - February 4, 2009 09:10 PM (GMT)
That's not stand up. It's funny, but not stand up, and not the funniest.

Bloody_Freak - February 4, 2009 11:21 PM (GMT)
Robin Williams?
Jeff Dunham?
Dane Cook?
Frank Caliendo?
Kevin James?

Those right there are the best in my book. ;)

Bloody_Freak - February 4, 2009 11:29 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Feb 2 2009, 10:04 PM)
Discuss Christopher Titus?

Did not... Laugh once.... The hell? :huh:

Where's the funny?!

HUGE letdown. -_-

Pseudonym - February 4, 2009 11:31 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 11:21 PM)
Robin Williams?
Jeff Dunham?
Dane Cook?
Frank Caliendo?
Kevin James?

Those right there are the best in my book. ;)

Robin Willaims- Funny and Explicit- must-see 3.5/5

Jeff Dunham- Funny, not a stand up comedian 3/5

Dane cook- feces on a stick -5/5

Frank Caliendo- Alright, he does his thing. 2/5

Kevin James- Truly, I hate him, but whatever 1/5

Note: On my scale two is pretty damn funny.

Also, has anyone watched any of Titus?

darkender - February 4, 2009 11:37 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Feb 2 2009, 11:07 PM)
I'm saying it right now, nobody can touch the following people Eddie murphy back in the 80's, Bill cosby in his early days, and Richard pryer.

Of course they are some of the kings.

Bloody_Freak - February 4, 2009 11:37 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Feb 4 2009, 07:31 PM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 11:21 PM)
Robin Williams?
Jeff Dunham?
Dane Cook?
Frank Caliendo?
Kevin James?

Those right there are the best in my book.  ;)

Robin Willaims- Funny and Explicit- must-see 3.5/5

Jeff Dunham- Funny, not a stand up comedian 3/5

Dane cook- feces on a stick -5/5

Frank Caliendo- Alright, he does his thing. 2/5

Kevin James- Truly, I hate him, but whatever 1/5

Note: On my scale two is pretty damn funny.

Also, has anyone watched any of Titus?

Holy mother of F#*^ck! You can not tell me Dane Cook sucks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWZ59qIwXGY

Funner than anything Titus can ever become!

Kevin James is my least fave but he is pretty funny in Sweat the small stuff. I laughed twice or so watching that.

Frank is beast.

How is Jeff not a stand up? :huh:

Bloody_Freak - February 4, 2009 11:38 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Feb 2 2009, 07:07 PM)
I'm saying it right now, nobody can touch the following people Eddie murphy back in the 80's, Bill cosby in his early days, and Richard pryer.

BORING! -_-

darkender - February 4, 2009 11:39 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 11:38 PM)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Feb 2 2009, 07:07 PM)
I'm saying it right now, nobody can touch the following people Eddie murphy back in the 80's, Bill cosby in his early days, and Richard pryer.

BORING! -_-

...I think I see why not.

Bloody_Freak - February 4, 2009 11:42 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (darkender @ Feb 4 2009, 07:39 PM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 11:38 PM)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Feb 2 2009, 07:07 PM)
I'm saying it right now, nobody can touch the following people Eddie murphy back in the 80's, Bill cosby in his early days, and Richard pryer.

BORING! -_-

...I think I see why not.

Huh? :huh:

Pseudonym - February 4, 2009 11:43 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 11:37 PM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Feb 4 2009, 07:31 PM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 11:21 PM)
Robin Williams?
Jeff Dunham?
Dane Cook?
Frank Caliendo?
Kevin James?

Those right there are the best in my book.  ;)

Robin Willaims- Funny and Explicit- must-see 3.5/5

Jeff Dunham- Funny, not a stand up comedian 3/5

Dane cook- feces on a stick -5/5

Frank Caliendo- Alright, he does his thing. 2/5

Kevin James- Truly, I hate him, but whatever 1/5

Note: On my scale two is pretty damn funny.

Also, has anyone watched any of Titus?

Holy mother of F#*^ck! You can not tell me Dane Cook sucks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWZ59qIwXGY

Funner than anything Titus can ever become!

Kevin James is my least fave but he is pretty funny in Sweat the small stuff. I laughed twice or so watching that.

Frank is beast.

How is Jeff not a stand up? :huh:

Cook sucks because all thieves are destined to suck.

Sweat the Small stuff was a boring smattering of random crappy observational comedy. That was NOT based on things he observed.
"Have you seen the size of muffins." *mimes barrel hug* "People have to help you load them into your car!"

Seriously What the hell.

No one watches Dunham for Stand up. He's a ventriloquist, a funny one, but a ventriloquist.

Has anyone watched Titus?

And yeah, Caliendo is alright.

jailer411 - February 4, 2009 11:44 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 05:38 PM)

BORING! -_-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb2H4AK1po watch Eddie Murphy do his thing!

darkender - February 4, 2009 11:45 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Feb 4 2009, 11:43 PM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 11:37 PM)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Feb 4 2009, 07:31 PM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 11:21 PM)
Robin Williams?
Jeff Dunham?
Dane Cook?
Frank Caliendo?
Kevin James?

Those right there are the best in my book.  ;)

Robin Willaims- Funny and Explicit- must-see 3.5/5

Jeff Dunham- Funny, not a stand up comedian 3/5

Dane cook- feces on a stick -5/5

Frank Caliendo- Alright, he does his thing. 2/5

Kevin James- Truly, I hate him, but whatever 1/5

Note: On my scale two is pretty damn funny.

Also, has anyone watched any of Titus?

Holy mother of F#*^ck! You can not tell me Dane Cook sucks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWZ59qIwXGY

Funner than anything Titus can ever become!

Kevin James is my least fave but he is pretty funny in Sweat the small stuff. I laughed twice or so watching that.

Frank is beast.

How is Jeff not a stand up? :huh:

Cook sucks because all thieves are destined to suck.

Sweat the Small stuff was a boring smattering of random crappy observational comedy. That was NOT based on things he observed.
"Have you seen the size of muffins." *mimes barrel hug* "People have to help you load them into your car!"

Seriously What the hell.

No one watches Dunham for Stand up. He's a ventriloquist, a funny one, but a ventriloquist.

Has anyone watched Titus?

And yeah, Caliendo is alright.

Dan cook is terrible I never get any of his jokes and the ones I do get are stupid.
Titus is alright, but not die over funny.

Bloody_Freak - February 4, 2009 11:50 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Feb 4 2009, 07:43 PM)
Cook sucks because all thieves are destined to suck.

Sweat the Small stuff was a boring smattering of random crappy observational comedy. That was NOT based on things he observed.
"Have you seen the size of muffins."  *mimes barrel hug* "People have to help you load them into your car!"

Seriously What the hell.

No one watches Dunham for Stand up. He's a ventriloquist, a funny one, but a ventriloquist.

Has anyone watched Titus?

And yeah, Caliendo is alright.

What did he steal? :huh:

I watched Dunham for comedy. He's hilarious!

You missed my comment on Titus?

QUOTE (Bloody_freak @ Feb 4 2009, 07:29 PM)
Did not... Laugh once.... The hell?

Where's the funny?!

HUGE letdown.  -_-

jailer411 - February 4, 2009 11:57 PM (GMT)

darkender - February 4, 2009 11:59 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Feb 4 2009, 11:57 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb2H4AK1po Watch it!

Yes, that is what I was thinking of!

Bloody_Freak - February 5, 2009 12:00 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Feb 4 2009, 07:44 PM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 05:38 PM)

BORING!  -_-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb2H4AK1po watch Eddie Murphy do his thing!

Whoa... That was a waste of my time... That ain't funny, that's mindless cursing, coming from "me" that means something.... You thought that was funny? Honestly? :huh:

darkender - February 5, 2009 12:01 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 5 2009, 12:00 AM)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Feb 4 2009, 07:44 PM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 05:38 PM)

BORING!  -_-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZb2H4AK1po watch Eddie Murphy do his thing!

Whoa... That was a waste of my time... That ain't funny, that's mindless cursing, coming from "me" that means something.... You thought that was funny? Honestly? :huh:

Young murphy was the feces.

jailer411 - February 5, 2009 12:03 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 06:00 PM)

Whoa... That was a waste of my time... That ain't funny, that's mindless cursing, coming from "me" that means something.... You thought that was funny? Honestly? :huh:

.....

Bloody_Freak - February 5, 2009 12:06 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (darkender @ Feb 4 2009, 08:01 PM)
Young murphy was the feces.

That's bad right? :huh:

Dude, gangster ain't my thing.

Bloody_Freak - February 5, 2009 12:07 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Feb 4 2009, 08:03 PM)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 06:00 PM)

Whoa... That was a waste of my time... That ain't funny, that's mindless cursing, coming from "me" that means something.... You thought that was funny? Honestly?  :huh:

.....

Sorry dude, he sucks. ;)

jailer411 - February 5, 2009 12:07 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 4 2009, 06:06 PM)


Dude, gangster ain't my thing.

Translation: Young murphy was the sh*t!

Bloody_Freak - February 5, 2009 12:08 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Feb 4 2009, 08:07 PM)
Translation: Young murphy was the sh*t!

Last I checked, no one likes Sh*t. -_-

Do you like sh*t? :huh:

darkender - February 5, 2009 12:10 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bloody_Freak @ Feb 5 2009, 12:08 AM)
QUOTE (jailer411 @ Feb 4 2009, 08:07 PM)
Translation: Young murphy was the sh*t!

Last I checked, no one likes Sh*t. -_-

Do you like sh*t? :huh:

Put it like this. The comics you said were funny as hell, aint even feces...

Bloody_Freak - February 5, 2009 12:13 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (darkender @ Feb 4 2009, 08:10 PM)
Put it like this. The comics you said were funny as hell, aint even feces...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! First, never said they were funny as hell, Williams, Cook, Dunham, and Frank are the only ones to get me to laugh tho. -_-

Eddie Murphy sucks. Horrible actor, even worse comedian.

Pseudonym - February 5, 2009 12:18 AM (GMT)
1. Murphy rocks all socks, and will probably be comedian of the week sooner or later.

2. sorry y'all didn't like Titus. I thought he was funny as hell.

3. Yes, Dane cook stole, a lot. A LOT. A mutherfuggin lot. I can't emphasiize enough how much I hate him because of his thievery. ON Saturday, I'll post proof.

4. Lastly, Iffin' it ain't too much bother, please post a name for your videos, and a profantity warning.

-no profanity- means no profanity
-mild profanity- Means radio level. The stuff you are allowed to say on radio and TV
-profanity- Watch George carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV- Those words.

George Carlin- 7words you can't say on TV (HBO not included.)

Bloody_Freak - February 5, 2009 12:21 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Feb 4 2009, 08:18 PM)
1. Murphy rocks all socks, and will probably be comedian of the week sooner or later.

2. sorry y'all didn't like Tits. I thought he was funny as hell.

3. Yes, Dane cook stole, a lot. A LOT. A mutherfuggin lot. I can't emphasiize enough how much I hate him because of his thievery. ON Saturday, I'll post proof.

4. Lastly, Iffin' it ain't too much bother, please post a name for your videos, and a profantity warning.

-no profanity- means no profanity
-mild profanity- Means radio level. The stuff you are allowed to say on radio and TV
-profanity- Watch George carlin's 7 words you can't say on TV- Those words.

1. I highly doubt it. ;)

2. No, you got me wrong, I happen to enjoy tits. The comedian sucks though.

3. Damn, that may change everything I know... Post away!

4. Eh, whatev....

Pseudonym - February 5, 2009 12:26 AM (GMT)
Didn't mean tits. Sorry darkender.

Bloody_Freak - February 5, 2009 12:29 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Feb 4 2009, 08:26 PM)
Didn't mean tits. Sorry darkender.

Darkender? :huh:

Pseudonym - February 5, 2009 12:32 AM (GMT)
Did it offend you? If so, sorry man. It's just, Darkender is normally the cussing moderator.

Bloody_Freak - February 5, 2009 12:33 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Feb 4 2009, 08:32 PM)
Did it offend you? If so, sorry man. It's just, Darkender is normally the cussing moderator.

Oh no, I thought it was funny. ^_^

Wait, what!? Darkender is the cussing moderator?! :huh:

Pseudonym - February 5, 2009 12:34 AM (GMT)
From what I've seen. He's the guy who cares.

Bloody_Freak - February 5, 2009 12:39 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pseudonym @ Feb 4 2009, 08:34 PM)
From what I've seen. He's the guy who cares.

Nah, me and him were cussing maniacs back in the day... Good times... -_-




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