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Title: Pokemon vs. King Kong


Phalanx - January 21, 2009 03:06 AM (GMT)
No pictures, just a short set-up and a poll.

--Set-Up--

Meanwhile in modern New York City, a few fanboyish CBUBr's were talking about how weak and crappy Pokemon are and blabbered on about how anything could beat them.

CBUBr' #1: Spiderman could solo all the pokemon himself, lolz!

CBUBr' #2: Yeah and uhh.. sephiroth himself could cut mewtwo in half. And Goku could just kamehameha Mew!

CBUBr' #1: Agreed! They sux! Let's kill them!

CBUBr' #2: YEAH DBZ FANDOMS FOREVER!

The CBUBr's then see King Kong appear out of nowhere rampaging the entire city.

Then the original 151 pokemon show up.

King Kong was amazed to see a menagerie of exotic oriental-looking creatures with a variety of devastating superpowers standing in his path.

The Pokemon are ready and are about to prove to the world that they are not as weak as everyone say they are.

And Kong. Well he's just an oversized ape bent on satisfying his wanton destruction.

Rules: This is the original 151 Pokemon and there is only one copy of every pokemon and they have every attack in their movepool. This is King Kong from the 2005 movie version.

Who wins?

Marvel Man - January 21, 2009 03:11 AM (GMT)
Pokemon in an unholy wtfrape stomp. Why Kong?
Well, in wouldn't take much to KO Kong. Earthquake, a good flame thrower, etc.
Pokemon ftw.

Altough, Spider Man could solo the Pokemon. :-)

granobulax - January 21, 2009 03:22 AM (GMT)
:( All 151 pokemon? This is an unholy stomp of epic proportions. Damn, I liked king kong too...

Phalanx - January 21, 2009 03:27 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jan 21 2009, 03:11 AM)
Pokemon in an unholy wtfrape stomp. Why Kong?
Well, in wouldn't take much to KO Kong. Earthquake, a good flame thrower, etc.
Pokemon ftw.

Altough, Spider Man could solo the Pokemon. :-)

I made this, because: 1) I hate king kong. 2) I wanted to "repay" those who thought King Kong actually stood a chance against the pokemon.

QUOTE
Altough, Spider Man could solo the Pokemon. :-)


Most non-legendaries up from the 1st and 2nd Generation, Maybe. But Mewtwo and the legendaries, highly unlikely, if not next to impossible. Though the only legendary that wouldn't own spidey is Shaymin.

But since your name is Marvel Man, I respect your opinion otherwise (except if we're in the Pokenationalist Party).

Phalanx - January 21, 2009 03:31 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Jan 21 2009, 03:22 AM)
:( All 151 pokemon? This is an unholy stomp of epic proportions. Damn, I liked king kong too...

151 are only the original generation. If we're going by CURRENT Pokemon, then it would be a total of 493 species, excluding the glitch creatures like Missingo. Who knows? If 5th Gen should arrive by sometime this year or 2010, just imagine how broken and beastly Pokemon would be, especially their legendaries, which should probably reach like beyond planetary and universal power scales by then.

granobulax - January 21, 2009 03:47 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Jan 21 2009, 03:31 AM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Jan 21 2009, 03:22 AM)
:( All 151 pokemon? This is an unholy stomp of epic proportions. Damn, I liked king kong too...

151 are only the original generation. If we're going by CURRENT Pokemon, then it would be a total of 493 species, excluding the glitch creatures like Missingo. Who knows? If 5th Gen should arrive by sometime this year or 2010, just imagine how broken and beastly Pokemon would be, especially their legendaries, which should probably reach like beyond planetary and universal power scales by then.

I know, but the first generation are the pokemon I played when I was as young as you are. They're still pretty powerful and would still whomp Kong with ease...

Phalanx - January 21, 2009 03:59 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Jan 21 2009, 03:47 AM)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Jan 21 2009, 03:31 AM)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Jan 21 2009, 03:22 AM)
:( All 151 pokemon? This is an unholy stomp of epic proportions. Damn, I liked king kong too...

151 are only the original generation. If we're going by CURRENT Pokemon, then it would be a total of 493 species, excluding the glitch creatures like Missingo. Who knows? If 5th Gen should arrive by sometime this year or 2010, just imagine how broken and beastly Pokemon would be, especially their legendaries, which should probably reach like beyond planetary and universal power scales by then.

I know, but the first generation are the pokemon I played when I was as young as you are. They're still pretty powerful and would still whomp Kong with ease...

the only pokemon that wouldn't rapestomp Kong's ass would be the basic pokemon and half the entire population of stage 1 pokemon, due to their size. Then again, combine their numbers with stronger nature or energy-based attacks and you got the simplest win against Kong for the poketeam here.

Marvel Man - January 21, 2009 05:04 AM (GMT)
I was joking about the Spider Man thing. He wouldn't get too far...

Phalanx - January 21, 2009 08:04 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Marvel Man @ Jan 21 2009, 05:04 AM)
I was joking about the Spider Man thing. He wouldn't get too far...

XDDDD!

Still, nothing short of a Marvel cosmic can beat Ash's Pikachu.

M Bison - January 21, 2009 08:20 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Jan 21 2009, 08:04 PM)
XDDDD!

Still, nothing short of a Marvel cosmic can beat Ash's Pikachu.

This man can:
user posted image

His jobber aura blows Jobberchu's out of the water.

Bassetman - January 21, 2009 09:12 PM (GMT)
I did this match on the CBUB a while back.

Huh. ^_^

EDIT: Menagerie. I learned something new.

Phalanx - January 21, 2009 10:57 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (M Bison @ Jan 21 2009, 08:20 PM)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Jan 21 2009, 08:04 PM)
XDDDD!

Still, nothing short of a Marvel cosmic can beat Ash's Pikachu.

This man can:
user posted image

His jobber aura blows Jobberchu's out of the water.

Opinion respected, but do you have to cut into every one of my topics like that? :Darkrender: Come on, get with the topic here.

Phalanx - January 21, 2009 10:58 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Bassetman @ Jan 21 2009, 09:12 PM)
I did this match on the CBUB a while back.

Huh. ^_^

I remade this match just to get a chance to debate for the pokemon side again.

wernidthe19 - January 21, 2009 11:02 PM (GMT)
Kong stands no chance; especially against the original 151.

M Bison - January 21, 2009 11:21 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Phalanx @ Jan 21 2009, 10:57 PM)

Opinion respected, but do you have to cut into every one of my topics like that? :Darkrender: Come on, get with the topic here.

I was being humorous.

The fact you want to be all super serious over an intentional squash match is laughable.

Phalanx - January 21, 2009 11:25 PM (GMT)
He's got me there, good.

boratz - January 29, 2009 01:31 PM (GMT)
I go with Kong. Why? Becuase he's Kong Kong. He owned everything on his island. He is a king, and plus pokemon sucks.

wernidthe19 - January 31, 2009 05:08 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (boratz @ Jan 29 2009, 01:31 PM)
I go with Kong. Why? Becuase he's Kong Kong. He owned everything on his island. He is a king, and plus pokemon sucks.

What if everything on Kong's island was there to attack him at once? And they don't even have abilities to use against him besides strength.

videogameman - February 16, 2009 06:14 PM (GMT)
King Kong obviously wins. He'll just step on them. Instant win. Squash match, literlly{spelling wrong} Just kidding! :lol:




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