In case, anyone doesn't know who Travis is, he's the protagonist from No More Heroes and his choice weapon is similar to a lightsabre, so this is him:
After stalemating with Travis's brother, Henry, Travis and Henry decided it was pointless to fight and that they should be the top assassins with no competition.
That is until Darth Vader came and decided to break the two up and kill them.
Darth Vader: Succumb to the Dark Side, you vile creatures!
Travis: Who the @#$% are you?!
Darth Vader: I am Darth Vader! I am from the Sith Order and I am the leader of the Death Star.
Travis: Wow that sounds really lame for an ugly mask-wearing Penis like you.
Darth Vader: Silence! No one dare disturb my authority!
Travis: And no one dares disturb our rivalry. Why didn't you just stay the @#$% out of our fight, earlier? I am the #1 Assassin and nobody is going to @#$% my day up! So you best, hightail it out of here, or I'll cut you into pounds of meat and feces.
Darth Vader: I find it brave that you are making trivial threats to me seconds before your death.
Travis: Whatever. Let's just get it on already!
Travis draws the strongest version of his beam katana, the Tsubaki MK-III and slashes it in a relatively stylish pose.
Darth Vader: So be it. No one shall beat the Sith!
Rules: Travis has his Tsubaki MK-III at Upgrade Power III and an Energy Saver, while Darth Vader has all his stuff from only the movies and cannot use "Force Choke" or "Force Speed". Both are bloodlust and are at fullpower.