The Marvel Universe...
Deadpool was battling T-Ray, as T-Ray had teleported into his house and killed Blind Al.
Deadpool: "I don't really give a damn about Blind Al, BUT NO ONE GOES INTO MY HOUSE WHEN I'M NOT AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
T-Ray through a punch at him but Deadpool teleported on top of him and stabbed him in the face with his Katana.
T-Ray punched Deadpool in the belt. It broke Deadpool's teleporter.
Deadpool: "Now T-Ray, how many times have I told you not to touch Daddy's belts?!"
Deadpool pulled out a gun and shot T-Ray in the eye. He then cut off T-Ray's head with the katana.
Deadpool: "I win! I win! Ner ner ne ner ner!"
Deadpool picked up T-Ray's head and through it in the garbage. Then he took T-Ray and Blind Al's bodies and dumped them in the Hellhouse. Then he pushed the button on his teleporter to see if it still worked. He teleported, but reappeared in a city he had never seen before.
Deadpool: "Oh goody, it still works! Hurray! Hurra- Wait, where in the name of cheesy puffs am I?! Oh well, I'll just teleport back."
He pressed the button on his belt. Nothing happened.
Deadpool: "Aw, shi-"
But then someone kicked him in the back of the head. Deadpool fell to the ground and rolled over to see who had kicked him. A man dressed up like a bat was standing there.
Batman: "I'd heard rumors that you were operating in Gotham, Deathstroke. Now I can finally bring you to justice! I see you changed your costume. But you can still see that it's you from a mile away."
Deadpool: "Deathstroke?! Who the hell is Deathstroke? Does he like cheesy puffs?"
Batman: "Nice try Deathstroke. But I'm not falling for it."
Batman prepared to kick Deadpool in the face and knock him out, but suddenly there was a gunshot and Batman fell over, dead.
Deadpool: "Wow, I must be really good! I killed that guy without even tryin'!"
But then Deadpool saw another man emerge from the shadows. The man was almost identical to him.
Deadpool: "Who the hell are you?! I've never seen you in a comic before... anyway, thanks for saving my ass. I owe you one."
Man: "I'm Deathstroke. Why are you dressed like me?"
Deadpool: "Uh... I dunno. You like cheesy puffs?"
Deathstroke: "Who are you?!"
Deadpool: "I'm Deadpool. I don't think I'm... y'know... from this universe. I teleported here by mistake. Oh my god, Your my long lost brother aren't you!"
Deathstroke: "No you idiot! You must be some kind of parallel universe version of me..."
Deadpool: "Oh... I'll have to keep searching for my long lost brother then."
Deathstroke: "What's your real name?"
Deadpool: "Wilson. Wade Wilson.
Deathstroke: "Yeah, you’re definitely an alternate universe version of me. My name is Slade Wilson."
Before either of them could say another word, a figure jumped down from a building. The figure was dressed in biker gear and had Dreadlocks.
Deadpool: "D-Dirty Wolff?! (Note: Dirty Wolff was a parody of Lobo in Deadpool #41 )
Deathstroke: "His name is Lobo, Deadpool."
Lobo: "Damn straight. That's L as in "lacerate," O as in "obliterate," B as in "disembowel," and O as in, uh... well, I guess I can use "obliterate" twice. You got a hell of a lotta enemies, Deathstroke, and one of 'em's gonna pay big bucks if I bring you back alive. He said He wanted ta' finish you off himself. And looky here, I got me two Deathstrokes! I wonder if I'll get paid double."
Lobo took out a gun and jumped at Deathstroke and Deadpool. They both dodged and fired their guns at Lobo.
Deadpool is armed with 4 mini-machineguns, 2 Katanas, 2 handguns and 20 grenades.
Deathstroke is armed with everything that Deadpool has, plus a teleporter. Both Deadpool and Deathstroke are at their absolute peak.
Lobo has one handgun. Just to make it fair, this is the weak version of Lobo (The one that can barely pick up a car).
Nice fight. I would give it an A if it was on CBUB. If Lobo can barely pick up a car, then he loses.