Wolverine (Movie version)
Chuck Norris (Himself)
Riddick (Pitch Black)
Rambo (Rambo: 1st Blood)
Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean)
Team Bass 2:
Rubus Hagrid (Harry Potter)
Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)
Mandy (Grim Adventures)
Each team gets their own advice column for a month. At the end of that month, there will be a reader's poll to decide which column did the better job of providing helpful advice. The poll decides the winning team.
Has Mandy ever shown the whole 'kill yourself' aspect in her evil? No, only assertiveness. Whether that'd be helpful, is the question.
I could see her telling a nerd how to incapacitate a bully with a karate move of some sort. ^_^