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Title: Jason Voorhees vs. The Joker


boratz - December 8, 2008 01:35 AM (GMT)
The night was cold and windy. The roads were clear, except for a police armored truck, transporting one of the countries worst criminals to a maximum security prison near Crystal Lake. The sky was clear, but for the moon that bright over the truck. The man known as the Joker sat gazing at all the guards. A smile was on his face. His glasgow smile was shining off the eyes of one of the guards. One of the guards sat angerly looking straight in the eye of the pyschopath.

"You better get that smile off your face, before I break it off!" -- Guard Shaun

"What's wrong cop. You don't me smiling. I see your looking at my scars. Do you want to know how I got these scars?" -- Joker

"Shut up!" -- Shaun

"Well I had this friend ya see, and" -- Joker

Shaun got up, and started punching the Joker the face. He punched him, and smashed his face against the side.

"Yeah I don't see you smiling anymore" -- Shaun

"That was rude. You seem serious. Well let me tell you what day it is today. Today is when bad luck happens. Becuase today is Friday the 13th" -- Joker

"I said shut" -- Shaun

The truck flipped over. Guns shots rang out. The doors bust open, and the Joker crawled out. Shaun pulled out a gun, but a bullet hit him in the face. The got to his feet, but the last remaining guards jumped out firing. Joker's henchmen grabbed him, and threw him behind a car. A gun fight filled the air. Finally it was all over. The Joker came out, now with his face covered in white, with a red shape coming across his face, and dirty green hair. The Joker filled his pockets with knives. One of his men walked over toward him, and handed him a shotgun.

"Well that was interesting" -- Joker

"Sir they blew outs our tires" -- Hnechmen #1

"Well that was rude of them. I hear there is a campsite nearby" -- Joker

"What's the plan sir" -- Henchmen #2

"Plan, I never have a plan. Have heard of those cops and lawyers who have plans end up having problems. Remeber Harvey Dent, he had a plan, and look where it got him" -- Joker

"So what are we going to do sir" -- Henchmen #1

"Why so serious? Put a smile on your face, and we will go camping until our friends arrive" -- Joker

"Yes sir" -- Henchmen #1

The Joker and four of his henchmen started to walk down to Camp Crystal Lake. As they entered a cabin they saw a bed with a name on it. It read out the name "Jason Voorhees".

The Blood Battle Begins

darkender - December 8, 2008 02:13 AM (GMT)
Nice set up as always just a couple words missing here and there that made the reading a little akward. I dont know much about Jason but Joker is probably way crazier and dangerous than him. Especially with his guards...

The Ripper - December 8, 2008 04:12 AM (GMT)
If this is Uber-Jason, the Joker is done for! I think the Joker can pull this off though...

ND4 - December 8, 2008 04:36 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (boratz @ Dec 8 2008, 01:35 AM)
The night was cold and windy. The roads were clear, except for a police armored truck, transporting one of the countries worst criminals to a maximum security prison near Crystal Lake. The sky was clear, but for the moon that bright over the truck. The man known as the Joker sat gazing at all the guards. A smile was on his face. His glasgow smile was shining off the eyes of one of the guards. One of the guards sat angerly looking straight in the eye of the pyschopath.

"You better get that smile off your face, before I break it off!" -- Guard Shaun

"What's wrong cop. You don't me smiling. I see your looking at my scars. Do you want to know how I got these scars?" -- Joker

"Shut up!" -- Shaun

"Well I had this friend ya see, and" -- Joker

Shaun got up, and started punching the Joker the face. He punched him, and smashed his face against the side.

"Yeah I don't see you smiling anymore" -- Shaun

"That was rude. You seem serious. Well let me tell you what day it is today. Today is when bad luck happens. Becuase today is Friday the 13th" -- Joker

"I said shut" -- Shaun

The truck flipped over. Guns shots rang out. The doors bust open, and the Joker crawled out. Shaun pulled out a gun, but a bullet hit him in the face. The got to his feet, but the last remaining guards jumped out firing. Joker's henchmen grabbed him, and threw him behind a car. A gun fight filled the air. Finally it was all over. The Joker came out, now with his face covered in white, with a red shape coming across his face, and dirty green hair. The Joker filled his pockets with knives. One of his men walked over toward him, and handed him a shotgun.

"Well that was interesting" -- Joker

"Sir they blew outs our tires" -- Hnechmen #1

"Well that was rude of them. I hear there is a campsite nearby" -- Joker

"What's the plan sir" -- Henchmen #2

"Plan, I never have a plan. Have heard of those cops and lawyers who have plans end up having problems. Remeber Harvey Dent, he had a plan, and look where it got him" -- Joker

"So what are we going to do sir" -- Henchmen #1

"Why so serious? Put a smile on your face, and we will go camping until our friends arrive" -- Joker

"Yes sir" -- Henchmen #1

The Joker and four of his henchmen started to walk down to Camp Crystal Lake. As they entered a cabin they saw a bed with a name on it. It read out the name "Jason Voorhees".

The Blood Battle Begins

These remind me of my old Roy Burn and Were Jason fights on Cbub .

boratz - December 8, 2008 10:06 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (ND4 @ Dec 8 2008, 04:36 AM)
QUOTE (boratz @ Dec 8 2008, 01:35 AM)
The night was cold and windy. The roads were clear, except for a police armored truck, transporting one of the countries worst criminals to a maximum security prison near Crystal Lake. The sky was clear, but for the moon that bright over the truck. The man known as the Joker sat gazing at all the guards. A smile was on his face. His glasgow smile was shining off the eyes of one of the guards. One of the guards sat angerly looking straight in the eye of the pyschopath.

"You better get that smile off your face, before I break it off!" -- Guard Shaun

"What's wrong cop. You don't me smiling. I see your looking at my scars. Do you want to know how I got these scars?" -- Joker

"Shut up!" -- Shaun

"Well I had this friend ya see, and" -- Joker

Shaun got up, and started punching the Joker the face. He punched him, and smashed his face against the side.

"Yeah I don't see you smiling anymore" -- Shaun

"That was rude. You seem serious. Well let me tell you what day it is today. Today is when bad luck happens. Becuase today is Friday the 13th" -- Joker

"I said shut" -- Shaun

The truck flipped over. Guns shots rang out. The doors bust open, and the Joker crawled out. Shaun pulled out a gun, but a bullet hit him in the face. The got to his feet, but the last remaining guards jumped out firing. Joker's henchmen grabbed him, and threw him behind a car. A gun fight filled the air. Finally it was all over. The Joker came out, now with his face covered in white, with a red shape coming across his face, and dirty green hair. The Joker filled his pockets with knives. One of his men walked over toward him, and handed him a shotgun.

"Well that was interesting" -- Joker

"Sir they blew outs our tires" -- Hnechmen #1

"Well that was rude of them. I hear there is a campsite nearby" -- Joker

"What's the plan sir" -- Henchmen #2

"Plan, I never have a plan. Have heard of those cops and lawyers who have plans end up having problems. Remeber Harvey Dent, he had a plan, and look where it got him" -- Joker

"So what are we going to do sir" -- Henchmen #1

"Why so serious? Put a smile on your face, and we will go camping until our friends arrive" -- Joker

"Yes sir" -- Henchmen #1

The Joker and four of his henchmen started to walk down to Camp Crystal Lake. As they entered a cabin they saw a bed with a name on it. It read out the name "Jason Voorhees".

The Blood Battle Begins

These remind me of my old Roy Burn and Were Jason fights on Cbub .

Truth is it was the new Friday the 13th movie trailer. Ever since I saw that, I was wanting to do a Jason match. I couldn't find an opponent. Then the Dark Knight dvd trailer came out, and I thought that would be kind of interesting make.




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