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treacherous - November 1, 2008 10:44 PM (GMT)
darkender yo mama is sooooo ugly she went to a haunted house yesterday and came out with an application.

darkender Yo mama is sooooo ugly when she cries the tears go up to get away from her face.

Guardian of Nesh - November 1, 2008 10:47 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Nov 1 2008, 05:44 PM)
darkender yo mama is sooooo ugly she went to a haunted house yesterday and came out with an application.

darkender Yo mama is sooooo ugly when she cries the tears go up to get away from her face.

Treach yo momma's soooo fat she uses Godzilla as a lizard skin purse.

darkender - November 1, 2008 10:57 PM (GMT)
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


Guardian of Nesh - November 1, 2008 11:07 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 1 2008, 05:57 PM)
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

your momma's so ugly when she looks in a broken mirror it fixes itself and...breaks...again.

darkender - November 1, 2008 11:12 PM (GMT)
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

treacherous - November 2, 2008 12:10 AM (GMT)
Da#n, those are actually funny. I didn't think you guys would be so good at this. Okay, Bringin the pain.

Yo mama is sooooo stupid, her T.V. has two channels. On and Off.

Yo mama's glasses are sooooo thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving back at her.

darkender - November 2, 2008 12:18 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Nov 2 2008, 12:10 AM)
Da#n, those are actually funny. I didn't think you guys would be so good at this. Okay, Bringin the pain.

Yo mama is sooooo stupid, her T.V. has two channels. On and Off.

Yo mama's glasses are sooooo thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving back at her.

You have no idea I could do this for a living

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company

Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

granobulax - November 2, 2008 12:20 AM (GMT)
Yo mama's so fat, when she got her ears pierced, they struck gravy...

darkender - November 2, 2008 12:27 AM (GMT)
Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

The Ripper - November 2, 2008 12:58 AM (GMT)
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gasoline money!

darkender - November 2, 2008 01:11 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Nov 2 2008, 12:58 AM)
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gasoline money!

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy

The Ripper - November 2, 2008 01:24 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 1 2008, 06:11 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Nov 2 2008, 12:58 AM)
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gasoline money!

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy

Yo mama has more knobs than Home Depot!

treacherous - November 2, 2008 02:18 AM (GMT)
Yo mama has a peg leg with a kick stand.

darkender - November 2, 2008 03:03 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Nov 2 2008, 01:24 AM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 1 2008, 06:11 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Nov 2 2008, 12:58 AM)
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gasoline money!

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy

Yo mama has more knobs than Home Depot!

Yo momma is like a door nob everybody gets a turn.

treacherous - November 2, 2008 03:16 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 2 2008, 03:03 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Nov 2 2008, 01:24 AM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 1 2008, 06:11 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Nov 2 2008, 12:58 AM)
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gasoline money!

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy

Yo mama has more knobs than Home Depot!

Yo momma is like a door nob everybody gets a turn.

OOooooOOoOooooh.

Oh yeah. Who's the master Darkender?

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her! Snap Crackle Ugh!
Yo momma so ugly Flava Flav wouldn’t date her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

OooOOoOooooh!

darkender - November 2, 2008 03:26 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Nov 2 2008, 03:16 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 2 2008, 03:03 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Nov 2 2008, 01:24 AM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 1 2008, 06:11 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Nov 2 2008, 12:58 AM)
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gasoline money!

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy

Yo mama has more knobs than Home Depot!

Yo momma is like a door nob everybody gets a turn.

OOooooOOoOooooh.

Oh yeah. Who's the master Darkender?

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her! Snap Crackle Ugh!
Yo momma so ugly Flava Flav wouldn’t date her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

OooOOoOooooh!

OOOOOH snap okay we gonna have to bring in the big boys!!!!!

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater

Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.


Yo mama so nasty I called her to borrow some sugar, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

OOOOHHHHH that gotta hurt!!!!!

The Ripper - November 2, 2008 04:38 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 2 2008, 08:26 AM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Nov 2 2008, 03:16 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 2 2008, 03:03 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Nov 2 2008, 01:24 AM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 1 2008, 06:11 PM)
QUOTE (The Ripper @ Nov 2 2008, 12:58 AM)
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gasoline money!

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy

Yo mama has more knobs than Home Depot!

Yo momma is like a door nob everybody gets a turn.

OOooooOOoOooooh.

Oh yeah. Who's the master Darkender?

Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her! Snap Crackle Ugh!
Yo momma so ugly Flava Flav wouldn’t date her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

OooOOoOooooh!

OOOOOH snap okay we gonna have to bring in the big boys!!!!!

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater

Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.


Yo mama so nasty I called her to borrow some sugar, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

OOOOHHHHH that gotta hurt!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Buddha look like a mouse!

treacherous - November 2, 2008 05:12 PM (GMT)
Okay, those were funny. I'll be back!! :angry:

darkender - November 2, 2008 09:18 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Nov 2 2008, 05:12 PM)
Okay, those were funny. I'll be back!! :angry:

I`ll be waiting

granobulax - November 3, 2008 01:51 PM (GMT)
Yo mama's so fat, when she visited my house the other day, she accidently stepped on my dogs tail. We rushed him to the vet only to have the veteranatian come out an our later and say "..... sorry, but your beaver's dead"

Mimi soulja - November 3, 2008 09:01 PM (GMT)
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

treacherous - November 3, 2008 09:35 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Mimi soulja @ Nov 3 2008, 09:01 PM)
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

"I'm going to be the first female admin!"

Yo mama said, "no you are not!!"

granobulax - November 3, 2008 10:21 PM (GMT)
Yo mama's so fat, her shadow weighed 60 pounds...

Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 46-42-46... and her other leg's the same size!

darkender - November 3, 2008 11:53 PM (GMT)
Yo momma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

treacherous - November 4, 2008 12:44 PM (GMT)
Yo mama must be a Nascar driver, cause she got skid marks.

granobulax - November 4, 2008 01:01 PM (GMT)
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everybody...

darkender - November 5, 2008 12:25 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Nov 4 2008, 01:01 PM)
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everybody...

I love that one :Darkrender: I hear it all the time!


Yo mama so old she still owe moses a dollar.

Leo Sanders - November 5, 2008 03:57 AM (GMT)
Yo Momma is Your Momma!

Leo Sanders - November 5, 2008 04:11 AM (GMT)
OBAMA IS YO MOMMA!

treacherous - November 5, 2008 05:19 AM (GMT)
I declare Bandit the winnah!! Obama is my mama. How did he know?

Leo Sanders - November 5, 2008 05:29 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Nov 5 2008, 05:19 AM)
I declare Bandit the winnah!! Obama is my mama. How did he know?

:huh:

Do you smell what the Barack is cookin?

granobulax - November 5, 2008 06:11 AM (GMT)
Yo mama's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks....

darkender - November 5, 2008 09:14 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Nov 5 2008, 05:29 AM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Nov 5 2008, 05:19 AM)
I declare Bandit the winnah!!  Obama is my mama.  How did he know?

:huh:

Do you smell what the Barack is cookin?

Yes I do and its delicious!

Leo Sanders - November 5, 2008 09:48 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 5 2008, 09:14 PM)
QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Nov 5 2008, 05:29 AM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Nov 5 2008, 05:19 AM)
I declare Bandit the winnah!!  Obama is my mama.  How did he know?

:huh:

Do you smell what the Barack is cookin?

Yes I do and its delicious!

COOKIES!

granobulax - November 5, 2008 09:50 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 5 2008, 09:14 PM)
QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Nov 5 2008, 05:29 AM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Nov 5 2008, 05:19 AM)
I declare Bandit the winnah!!  Obama is my mama.  How did he know?

:huh:

Do you smell what the Barack is cookin?

Yes I do and its delicious!

We'll see about that...

Leo Sanders - November 5, 2008 10:09 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Nov 5 2008, 09:50 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 5 2008, 09:14 PM)
QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Nov 5 2008, 05:29 AM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Nov 5 2008, 05:19 AM)
I declare Bandit the winnah!!  Obama is my mama.  How did he know?

:huh:

Do you smell what the Barack is cookin?

Yes I do and its delicious!

We'll see about that...

Not if we see first.

darkender - November 5, 2008 11:01 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (granobulax @ Nov 5 2008, 09:50 PM)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 5 2008, 09:14 PM)
QUOTE (Leo Sanders @ Nov 5 2008, 05:29 AM)
QUOTE (treacherous @ Nov 5 2008, 05:19 AM)
I declare Bandit the winnah!!  Obama is my mama.  How did he know?

:huh:

Do you smell what the Barack is cookin?

Yes I do and its delicious!

We'll see about that...

What is there to see he already won? Dont be a hater cause haters aren't well liked and all that jazzzzzzzz. You should be happy like McCain was when he lost. Unless you wanted Barack to win and in that case you should kno whats he's cooking because any real Barack wanter to winner would kno and smell what he's cooking.

treacherous - November 6, 2008 02:12 AM (GMT)
Yo mama's cooking stinks. :P

darkender - November 6, 2008 03:02 AM (GMT)
Yo momma so dumb, she voted for McCain... :Darkrender:

treacherous - November 6, 2008 03:18 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (darkender @ Nov 6 2008, 03:02 AM)
Yo momma so dumb, she voted for McCain... :Darkrender:

Yo mama is McCain. Wait, I'm supposed to be sleeping.... Goodnight.




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